gramps still got it. . my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this wreathing machine but hes just sitting t
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gramps still got it

my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair
and has to drag around this wreathing machine but hes just sitting
there waiting for the hospice shuttle m take him to pick up his date
and he looks EXCITED and its the cutest thing We ever seen
update he came home and meted him how it went and he said. "l should
have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH
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User avatar #3 - mookiez (03/10/2013) [-]
A dying old man is more alpha that I am.
User avatar #28 to #3 - wildditto (03/10/2013) [-]
When you reach max level, you stop levelling up! Yeah he's got swag but you're younger than him!

Look bro, my point is,

He'll be dead soon, then you can take his bitch
User avatar #40 to #28 - ilovehitler (03/11/2013) [-]
unless even in death he gets the bitches
#36 to #3 - John Cena (03/11/2013) [-]
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#16 - John Cena (03/10/2013) [-]
My granddad received some good news a few weeks ago, he says "this deserves a cuppa tea in your nan's mug!". I ask him why he decided to drink out of my nan's cup (she's been dead for 9 years), and he replies "because it's like I'm giving her a kiss".
User avatar #48 to #16 - rokkarokkaali (03/11/2013) [-]
I thought this was a joke about eating her out.
What is wrong with me?
#56 to #16 - John Cena (03/12/2013) [-]
9 ~ see I wrote 5 our mistake earlier. Bees 50 dees postponed wedding.. ( visit in hospital shoulder) ESCALATE.. now we are SAV HUNG PVT BRAING ~ SALT less Stew- baby sus~ jury still out ~ way out- lady ela~ duped by fed info to Ditz- (see who mole was) shootembill- needed a "guise". This is what I now know. SO STAND TALL BEE CAREFUL, THINK OF LUTZ, HIROSHIMA SURVIVOR ~~ not easy BRAVE ~ LOVING~ HONEST $$$ TRUTHFUL HEART. ~ have Faith ;) cheese DUZNT STAND ALONE
#21 to #16 - fuckyouiamcat (03/10/2013) [-]
That made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
User avatar #31 to #16 - azijay (03/11/2013) [-]
That's really sweet.
But it grossed me out, for some reason.
User avatar #1 - yudodat (03/10/2013) [-]
And I can't even talk to women without them walking away.
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User avatar #4 to #1 - payseht (03/10/2013) [-]
The secret is to hit on chicks in wheelchairs. Those will never walk away.
User avatar #20 to #4 - neokun ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
The secret is to hit on chicks... Keep on hitting till they pass out. Then its just smooth sailing from there.
User avatar #5 to #4 - dikslapping (03/10/2013) [-]
your profile pic matches your comment perfectly.
#37 to #4 - aerosol (03/11/2013) [-]
Well, not necessarily
Well, not necessarily
#26 - hauntzor (03/10/2013) [-]
Old couples who are still in love is the most goddamn precious thing ever.
User avatar #35 to #26 - capslockrage (03/11/2013) [-]
My neighbors just had their 80th anniversary last week.
#17 - littlepolski (03/10/2013) [-]
#44 - rotinaj (03/11/2013) [-]
>Great grandma is 82
>Lives in nursing home
>She's eating dinner
>bitch at her table is drinking ketchup out of the bottle
>"Knock it the **** off"
>Great grandma knocks that bitch out
>Go hard, Grandma
User avatar #49 to #44 - angelmatvey (03/11/2013) [-]
#43 - comanderspy (03/11/2013) [-]
your gramps back in the day
your gramps back in the day
User avatar #53 to #43 - effort (03/11/2013) [-]
**** me, I just finished watching Modern Times 3 minutes ago.
#24 - icecreamonnips (03/10/2013) [-]
Grandads alpha as ****
#25 - sirbrentcoe (03/10/2013) [-]
good for you...good for you
good for you...good for you
#22 - John Cena (03/10/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, FJ remains pathetic and lonely.
#47 - josieabby (03/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Somehow everything is so much more impressive when an older person does it. It's quite amazing, and in a very sentimental sort of way, heartwarming. My own grandfather like doing stuff like that. He always made sure to be a perfect gentleman when on a date with women.
#42 - cryoutloud ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
#41 - rjake (03/11/2013) [-]
My grandma lives in one of those rich villages, mostly for old people. I was taking my dog for a walk during one of my visits as the sun was going down, and I walked by a gazebo. Looking into it, I saw an old man sitting there alone, with only a picture frame. The picture was of a woman, possibly his wife. It broke my heart. I saw him there the next day, and the day after, and all of the next week- only at sundown. I still feel like crying when I remember him
User avatar #11 - haveanicedayloveu (03/10/2013) [-]
Have a nice day. LOVE YOU.
User avatar #19 to #11 - semenslurpinglily (03/10/2013) [-]
Lily thanks you.
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User avatar #15 to #11 - thice (03/10/2013) [-]
#30 - caplocker (03/11/2013) [-]
He went to McDonalds and spent two hours thinking of what to say when he got home.
#27 - totalcrinos (03/10/2013) [-]
That Old man still have it
That Old man still have it
User avatar #10 - bitchplzzz (03/10/2013) [-]
How is he gonna **** in a wheelchair? Wont the ****** thing be rolling around the house with two old people ******* on it?
User avatar #32 to #10 - gavinchase (03/11/2013) [-]
You do know they have brakes, right?
User avatar #54 to #32 - bitchplzzz (03/11/2013) [-]
I was trying to be funny. Apparently I failed.
User avatar #55 to #54 - gavinchase (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry.
You should probably work on that.
#34 to #10 - tasomo (03/11/2013) [-]
I once worked in an old folks' home. They find a way. They **** and they **** like rabbits.
#38 to #10 - rjake (03/11/2013) [-]
its possible.
#14 to #10 - lodewijkbob (03/10/2013) [-]
The trick is to get out of the wheelchair, crazy 			****		 right?   
Or just not 			****		 at all since you're old and you don't care.
The trick is to get out of the wheelchair, crazy **** right?

Or just not **** at all since you're old and you don't care.
#58 - John Cena (03/13/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 49,842,778**
How old my soul is.
Also, I am happy about you.
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