Facts and shit. .. Your butt dont touch the chair cause you have a pair of pants
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#60 - dickticklerluv (03/10/2013) [-]
So if I have butt sex with another man it won't be gay since my penis is not actually touching his anus?
User avatar #247 to #60 - analleakage (03/10/2013) [-]
true, but you are still inside another man
#399 to #60 - macjigiddy (03/11/2013) [-]
But surely, if you can feel it, it is touching. So, it will be gay.
I'm not sure the electro-repulsion is quite right, cause i'm pretty certain i'm touching the keys right now, not relying on magnetic magic to push them down for me...
User avatar #401 to #399 - roflsaucer (03/11/2013) [-]
..you can't be seriously telling me you think you can feel something so small as an electron, and being able to individually pinpoint where they are and if they aren't there?

#404 to #401 - macjigiddy (03/12/2013) [-]
No i'm trying to rationalise it to myself.
User avatar #251 to #60 - frantasium (03/10/2013) [-]
You must wish for this if this jumped to your mind first, am I right?
User avatar #394 to #60 - savirleo (03/11/2013) [-]
It's only gay, if balls touch
#142 to #60 - voltjr ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
It also means you will stay forever virgin, and then we would all be wizards when above the age of 30...
It also means you will stay forever virgin, and then we would all be wizards when above the age of 30...
#135 to #60 - apillow (03/10/2013) [-]
That means that no one truly loses their virginity!   
Surprisingly that makes me feel better
That means that no one truly loses their virginity!
Surprisingly that makes me feel better
#99 to #60 - bongconnery (03/10/2013) [-]
You and I should prove this... ya know...for science.
#43 - gatodelfuego (03/10/2013) [-]
Did you know if you put saturn in a glass of water it would float?

It's because if you put it in a glass of water, it would float
#402 to #43 - Spikeydeath (03/11/2013) [-]
IF saturn got close enough to earth, we would become a moon
#217 to #43 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (03/10/2013) [-]
But did you know that the glass of water would also float.... it's in space.
User avatar #72 to #43 - bulbakip (03/10/2013) [-]
Did you know that things that float float if you float them in a glass of water?
User avatar #12 - Alchemyst (03/10/2013) [-]
Technically, when you look at anything you're seeing the past.
User avatar #171 to #12 - jouten (03/10/2013) [-]
That's deep bro
#169 to #12 - karkazar (03/10/2013) [-]
that mind ****** me more than the whole compilation..
User avatar #17 to #12 - wherethawhitewomen (03/10/2013) [-]
You're always living in the past, it takes .008 milliseconds (something like that) for your brain to process what's going on around you.
User avatar #47 to #17 - mspaintpro (03/10/2013) [-]
******* lag
User avatar #141 to #47 - gorillabutts (03/10/2013) [-]
Maybe if you change the graphics settings a little, you might be able to make a good compromise, or even see into the future! Let's see...
User avatar #26 to #17 - BLOCKATIEL (03/10/2013) [-]
Close, your brain takes in info and it takes around 80 MS to process it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wherethawhitewomen (03/10/2013) [-]
Oh, well all I know is that it had a 8 in it.
User avatar #28 to #27 - BLOCKATIEL (03/10/2013) [-]
Close enough haha.
User avatar #144 to #17 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (03/10/2013) [-]
Also because light doesn't fall into your eye instantly
#96 - Woodlock (03/10/2013) [-]
Nemo never touched the butt...
#103 to #96 - nickotak (03/10/2013) [-]
Nobody has ever touched a female....
#397 to #96 - forbesydemon (03/11/2013) [-]
I laughed at this more than I should have. I feel slightly ashamed
#9 - tbhp (03/10/2013) [-]
Your butt dont touch the chair cause you have a pair of pants
#44 to #9 - John Cena (03/10/2013) [-]
Unless your not wearing pants.
#89 to #9 - John Cena (03/10/2013) [-]
that's what you think.
#94 to #9 - mishterlusk (03/10/2013) [-]
What are pants.
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User avatar #390 to #9 - thedarkestrogue (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm not wearing pants right this instant. Your move tbhp.
#137 to #9 - usernameerror (03/10/2013) [-]
**usernameerror rolled a random image posted in comment #3492457 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** and I will never touch my pants because of all my ass hair...
#362 to #9 - John Cena (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm naked.
#331 to #9 - mctrollston (03/11/2013) [-]
your butt dont touch your pants neither
#71 - agwd (03/10/2013) [-]
How I read it at first and was like O_o
User avatar #82 to #71 - thatguythatlaughs (03/10/2013) [-]
DAMN IT, I just posted that as well because thats how i read it.
#147 - thefasrdog (03/10/2013) [-]
HA-HA!

Who's the virgin now,bitch!
#151 to #147 - radek (03/10/2013) [-]
Rofl
#179 to #147 - reygar (03/10/2013) [-]
Sir, you have won a green thumb for that (and many ones are coming).
Sir, you have won a green thumb for that (and many ones are coming).
User avatar #290 to #147 - mlpokeyuan (03/11/2013) [-]
everyone
#79 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
As a kid, I always thought "What if we don't actually touch anything and we just have something very small between them, stopping us actually touching it?"

Everyone called me retarded if I ever said it.
But I was right the whole time, you ******* cunts.
User avatar #348 to #79 - youngduece (03/11/2013) [-]
I as well.
#163 to #79 - critique (03/10/2013) [-]
Congratulations you brilliant, brilliant man.
Congratulations you brilliant, brilliant man.
#7 - akrakorn (03/10/2013) [-]
"The Universe is pretty big."

YEAH, THANK YOU FOR SUCH A HELPFUL TIP.
User avatar #231 to #7 - sammyfive (03/10/2013) [-]
that's not really a tip though
#385 to #231 - akrakorn (03/11/2013) [-]
It's not useful either.
#75 to #7 - warrollan (03/10/2013) [-]
That's the joke...
#108 to #75 - oishiine (03/10/2013) [-]
you're a joke
#384 to #108 - Jesusnipples (03/11/2013) [-]
Here, I feel like you'll get good use out of this
Here, I feel like you'll get good use out of this
#339 - skypatrol (03/11/2013) [-]
Anyone else?
#56 - arcticassassin (03/10/2013) [-]
"Planet of Diamond"
User avatar #68 to #56 - spamalope (03/10/2013) [-]
But but...no wood would grow on the planet, so you can't make a pick ax, and there's just all this diamond you can't mine! It is Minecraft hell..
User avatar #403 to #68 - arcticassassin (03/12/2013) [-]
Damn, you're right... That would be worse than I thought...
#222 - codyturner (03/10/2013) [-]
Did anybody else read  "Theres a planet made of diamond... INSIDE OF A BLACK HOLE!!"
Did anybody else read "Theres a planet made of diamond... INSIDE OF A BLACK HOLE!!"
User avatar #18 - envinite (03/10/2013) [-]
The universe is pretty big

NO **** SHERLOCK
#236 - thatbleachfan (03/10/2013) [-]
'The universe is pretty big'
#255 to #236 - robertito (03/10/2013) [-]
I watched my friend play LA noire, I now understand these pictures.
User avatar #263 to #255 - calawesome (03/10/2013) [-]
damn good game innit?
#264 to #263 - robertito (03/10/2013) [-]
well I didnt get to play, and I only saw about 25 mins of gameplay. but yeah it was solid. I liked that they actually made you do things like doubt, and find clues and what not
User avatar #267 to #264 - calawesome (03/10/2013) [-]
buy it...buy it now....and thank me later.
#253 to #233 - TheUsername (03/10/2013) [-]
myth busted.
#54 - WtfStrawberries (03/10/2013) [-]
So Australia's really upside up, and everyone else is actually upside down?    
   
Ive been lied to my whole life
So Australia's really upside up, and everyone else is actually upside down?

Ive been lied to my whole life
#316 - lazaman (03/11/2013) [-]
>MFW the last one
>MFW the last one
#302 - arrrbie (03/11/2013) [-]
MFW metal
#271 - SquishyHaribo (03/10/2013) [-]
technically you're always looking at the past because it takes time for light to reflect into your eyes
#117 - crazyolitis (03/10/2013) [-]
So... You never really touch anything? That means technically, everybody dies a virgin...
User avatar #130 to #117 - loomiss ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
I thought for sex it had to just like enter the vagina not touch it? I mean I know that sounds weird but with this new info I guess it makes sense
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