Knight. Why is there a 'k' in knight I mean, is it really necessary?.. MFW Knight armor. Knight Why is there a 'k' in knight I mean it really necessary? MFW armor
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#29 - felixjarl
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(03/10/2013) [-]
MFW Knight armor.
MFW Knight armor.
#249 to #29 - wellfuckmylife
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Sure.. That will be $10,000
Sword is not included
#250 to #249 - felixjarl
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Zun Tsu say:


''***** that is ******* expensive, i know this place where i can get it for 2000$''
#68 to #29 - oharo
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Y'know... Now I want to see some kind of spoof about a knight with his armor painted black, thinking it'll make him stealthy. Not realizing his armor is going to make a ******** of noise, regardless.

Could be funny.
#78 to #29 - cubanwhiteman
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(03/10/2013) [-]
It can come in any color you'd like. Just as long as it's black.
#35 - babyweewee
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Mother ******* Dark Souls
Mother ******* Dark Souls
#130 to #35 - xldarkking
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(03/10/2013) [-]
jackass doesn't get the courtesy of the wave. not gunna lie that kinda pisses me off
#63 to #35 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
and that is why you never wave to a guy wearing full giants and a black knight weapon. a tryhard every single time lol
#98 to #63 - grinningjackal
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(03/10/2013) [-]
But I like giant armor. Is me favorite armor. D:
#64 to #35 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
and that is why you never make any gesture to someone in full giants armor. 100% guarantee they are a tryhard
#132 to #35 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Tryhard definition - someone who is better than you at a game but you aren't willing to admit it

Noob definition - someone who is worse than you at a game and you are willing to be a dick about it
#136 to #35 - tehlulzbringer
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(03/10/2013) [-]
You didn't even die! stop whining like a little bitch!
#94 to #35 - redrex ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
i've never played dark souls, but from all i've heard, i've learned that game is ******* brutal and will kill you every chance it gets
#272 to #94 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account**
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#216 to #35 - solidsnakemgs
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#315 to #216 - isoscelessandwich
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(04/13/2013) [-]
That's much more accurate.
#58 - RageRambo
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(03/10/2013) [-]
A Poem. About Dark Souls.
Hero number thirty-three,
Was clobbered by a walking tree.
Hero number thirty-four,
Collapsed before he reached the door.
And hero number thirty-five,
Opened a chest that was alive.
Hero number thirty-six
He fell before a wizard's tricks.
Hero number thirty-seven
Now resides in hero heaven.
Hero number thirty-eight
He saw the boulder just too late.
And hero number thirty-nine,
Was run right through by Ornstein.
And hero number forty, well,
A giant wolf is how he fell.
You'll soon be breathing your last breath,
This isn't life, it's living death.
And though you've only just begun,
You'll soon be hero forty-one.
#76 to #58 - potatot ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
That was most excellent.
#115 to #58 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
This gets posted every time a dark souls post gets thumbed up. Make some new stuff.
Grass Grows.
Leaves Fall.
Who knows
What will befall?
Left my love,
with just kiss
To the darkness,
To join the abyss.
#116 to #115 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
My soul begins to fade,
I wallow and yearn.
She waits and waits
But I can never return.
For the abyss corrupts all,
even the bravest of knights.
I tried not to fall,
To the countless number of fights.
My blade ran true
My heart ran strong
#117 to #116 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
But I already knew
This would be the end of my song.
I fought for you,
So that your heart would shine
It's all I knew.
Our love was divine.
Given the chance,
I would never change my mind.
You locked me in a trance,
You're care, even surpassed mine.
#118 to #117 - fractalius
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I would fight for you any time, anywhere.
To protect you, from this eternal despair.
So now I kneel
I bow to the abyss
This was quite the ordeal.
Love, Artorias.

Just in case anyone tries to steal credit from this, I'm signing in to confirm credit.
#155 to #58 - randomtoaster
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(03/10/2013) [-]
where is that picture from
#314 to #155 - anon
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
#66 to #58 - unoletmehavename ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I read he fell before wizard's dicks
#69 to #58 - renzard
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I loved it.
#81 to #58 - allanenraged
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(03/10/2013) [-]
favorite game ever. even tho i never make it very far, due to my ADD of making new characters.
favorite game ever. even tho i never make it very far, due to my ADD of making new characters.
#270 to #81 - exyted
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(03/10/2013) [-]
what is the source of picture? is it a game?
#304 to #270 - allanenraged
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(03/11/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Souls   
go my friend. play the game. be one with the game.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Souls
go my friend. play the game. be one with the game.
#67 - screamingdemon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Or... you know, someone who takes care of his armor.
#70 to #67 - demonicdude
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Or it's made of stainless steel.
#75 to #70 - potatot ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Guys shut up., you're ruining it.
#268 to #67 - comentator
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(03/10/2013) [-]
#84 to #67 - justsomeunitedguy
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(03/10/2013) [-]
or...he changes his armor after every battle.
#105 to #84 - sherlyholmes
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(03/10/2013) [-]
As mommy taught him. Because he is also a good boy.
#110 to #105 - justsomeunitedguy
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(03/10/2013) [-]
well, mother does know best.
#86 to #67 - lellone
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(03/10/2013) [-]
or he's so godly powerfull that noone can touch him
#57 - thereasonableperso
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Armor: tested.

Pic related. Its painting of a B-17 (based on a real picture). The radio compartment was hit by 88mm flak cannon, killing the operator. The plane held together long enough to get back to base. Upon landing the plane ripped in two.

Inb4 bad grammer.
#125 to #57 - arizonastar
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Wow, I find the air craft of WWII fascinating, just image being in a B17 or a lancaster and your at max ceiling at 30,000 ft all four engines screaming away, and your over berlin, the cabin was not pressurized so everyone in the crew had oxygen masks strapped on, the ball turrets firing away at the fighters, and flak exploding around the plane, and the sky is filled with bombers heading for berlin, what a image man.... that stuff must have been insane.
#60 to #57 - mmajunkie
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(03/10/2013) [-]
You were good until the word 'grammer'


#71 to #60 - thereasonableperso
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I bring shame to famiry!
#123 to #60 - lieutenantderp
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(03/10/2013) [-]
just like the B-17
#90 - Cleavland Steamer
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#91 to #90 - Cleavland Steamer
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#93 to #91 - Cleavland Steamer
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#95 to #93 - futuregohan
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Cleavland Steamer
Cleavland Steamer
#96 - vladhellsing
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Pfft, armour. Sissies.
#160 to #96 - jakeattack
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(03/10/2013) [-]
yeah, try that **** in dark souls i dare you!
#99 to #96 - schneidend
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(03/10/2013) [-]
You got a bad case of no-shirt there, Fabio Flinstone.
#101 to #99 - elitechristovsky **User deleted account**
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#106 to #101 - bokkos
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(03/10/2013) [-]
300 asses need a kicking!
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#114 to #109 - baconrider
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(03/10/2013) [-]
So why don't you quit yer bitchin'
#122 to #114 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
My trigger finger no longer itches, thanks to Gold Bond Medication Lotion!
#124 to #122 - baconrider
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Where do you find such a miraculous product?
#120 to #114 - bigmacintoshh
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(03/10/2013) [-]
my trigger finger's itchin'
#140 to #120 - taquitogir
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(03/10/2013) [-]
WHOO WON!
WHOO'S NEXT
YOU DECIDE!!!!

EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!
#107 to #106 - elitechristovsky **User deleted account**
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#61 - Cleavland Steamer
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(03/10/2013) [-]
mfw metal
#263 - dirtyharold
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(03/10/2013) [-]
did some research to find out if there ever was a real black night.
>there were 2 young men
>an older brother and a younger brother
>when the father past he left the fortune to his eldest son
>as per tradition
>they both started jousting
>the oldest son had money to shine his armor
> the younger didn't
> younger brother painted armor black so it would not rust
> hence the black night
#275 to #263 - purestealth
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(03/10/2013) [-]
>There was 1 young man
>When parents passed they left their fortune to their only son
>as per tradition
>He started fighting crime
>Son had money to make cool gadgets
>Made his costume black because he only fought crime at night
>Hence the dark knight
#280 to #275 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
It's actually the nickname of a Prince of England during the 100 years war...
#113 - pewdieman
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Or it's new armour
Or it's new armour
#119 to #113 - laspussy
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(03/10/2013) [-]
that hasn't been tested yet
#143 to #119 - Jackimole
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(03/10/2013) [-]
What if it was tested, and then buffed, or repaired?