/b/ Meets the CIA. .. I know I probably sound retarded but... Can you seriously buy weed on the internet?
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#24 - deadmeme **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#77 to #24 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
"pee es tee"
#79 to #24 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 to #24 - kagji (03/10/2013) [-]
same way people yell "FBI"
User avatar #91 to #25 - shaneac (03/10/2013) [-]
#94 to #91 - kagji (03/10/2013) [-]
wow, I genuinely try to help and end up with some guy trying to troll me and -2 thumbs... what the hell funnyjunk?
User avatar #95 to #94 - shaneac (03/10/2013) [-]
Not the hammer of trollsbane!
#98 to #95 - kagji (03/10/2013) [-]
prepare your anus, I have level 100 two-handed
#102 to #98 - shaneac (03/10/2013) [-]
**shaneac rolled a random image posted in comment #536640 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **   
Dang, I don't have any pics for that
**shaneac rolled a random image posted in comment #536640 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **

Dang, I don't have any pics for that
#107 to #102 - kagji (03/10/2013) [-]
checkmate, biatch
#112 to #107 - shaneac (03/10/2013) [-]
I seriously have no reaction pics (new computer) so have a pic of Ash holding on to fire.
I seriously have no reaction pics (new computer) so have a pic of Ash holding on to fire.
#116 to #112 - kagji (03/10/2013) [-]
and here is a picture of dash holding onto some firepower
#130 to #116 - shaneac (03/10/2013) [-]
And here's my favorite children's story
#26 to #24 - curses (03/10/2013) [-]
By saying the letters. P S T. Much like how FBI says F B I when they rush in.
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User avatar #59 to #27 - davidavidson (03/10/2013) [-]
OP here. Me too, at first.

Have 2 thumbs
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User avatar #36 to #24 - austinlol (03/10/2013) [-]
I just screamed pst out loud and it came out as PISSED! PISSED. That would be pretty funny if they did that.
#9 - therobsorensen (03/10/2013) [-]
I know I probably sound retarded but... Can you seriously buy weed on the internet?
I know I probably sound retarded but... Can you seriously buy weed on the internet?
#17 to #9 - stevethebest (03/10/2013) [-]
Yep. I know someone who has.
It was very nice weed too.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - Smithyrox (03/10/2013) [-]
Yes. Through Slik Road with Bitcoins.
#13 to #10 - therobsorensen (03/10/2013) [-]
Ever since I saw this post I've been reading /b/ threads and watching youtube videos on it. Does it seriously work? I'd be way to paranoid to actually do it.
#16 to #13 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Yes it works, yes you can buy drugs, yes you can get them without getting busted. Smalllllllll quantities my friend. Never large. I have purchased weed, and LSD on there, very spread apart shipping though. Keeps suspicion down. Looking into buying the harder stuff now. Just be careful. Look at the sellers reviews, ask questions to the seller, thats what the comment box is for.
#14 to #9 - taurusguy (03/10/2013) [-]
You can buy yourself a 10 year old boy if you want, but most likely will have to contact a pope to find a site. No seriously, you can get everything if you want online, just have to delete your hard drive like every day if you are real deep. And by delete i mean smash it into so tiny pits you could eat them.
User avatar #11 to #9 - moribus (03/10/2013) [-]
U can buy ****** c4 on the deep web, weed is too easy to get.
#34 - mperkins (03/10/2013) [-]
Shh. The deepweb is no place for cancer
User avatar #40 to #34 - davidavidson (03/10/2013) [-]
I would love to see someone get ****** up for posting cancerous **** in deep web, hahah.
User avatar #41 to #40 - zedacedia ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Honestly, they wouldn't last long. I'm sure someone would brick their computer or some **** . I've heard stories.
User avatar #42 to #41 - davidavidson (03/10/2013) [-]
What does brick mean? get inside and **** up?
User avatar #43 to #42 - zedacedia ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
basically make it useless (like a brick).

**** it up so badly that the computer will no longer function, and it would be cheaper to just get a new one rather than repair it. I don't really know how much it takes, or whether it can actually be done remotely, but I wouldn't take any chances with professionals.
User avatar #45 to #43 - davidavidson (03/10/2013) [-]
Not even behind proxies?.. Well I wouldn't expect cancerous faggots to be using them in the first place lol... I really have wanted to go to the deep web.. I have several links but I have always been too scared when it says to go beyond this point at your own risk.
User avatar #47 to #45 - zedacedia ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
well, proxies are there to keep you safe for the most part, but if someone REALLY wants to hack you I'm not sure if even a proxy will help you. The Proxy's good if you just want to browse the deep web and check out what there is to see. I've been once and ended up on some ****** up child porn site. Definitely wouldn't make a return trip.
User avatar #50 to #47 - davidavidson (03/10/2013) [-]
Sounds dicey... I just want to go for the silk road.. but I hear that's been taken down lately.

Thanks for talkin zed. Have a good one!

ps. thumbs all around
User avatar #86 to #50 - kadish ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
I really want to go to the deepweb, but I have no idea how to evade all the viruses, and how the hell did you get links?
User avatar #87 to #86 - davidavidson (03/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #88 to #87 - kadish ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 to #45 - darkcomy (03/10/2013) [-]
People hacked NASA servers from their home. I think a PC can be much more easily hacked than NASA's machines.
User avatar #96 to #93 - davidavidson (03/10/2013) [-]
sounds 2edgy4me
User avatar #131 - cadaverbox (03/10/2013) [-]

Accessing the deep web is something you should only do if you have a purpose for doing so. If you need something done that won't go down on the record, that's your place to be. However, most, if not all, of you do not need that. You should not even try to access it because, if you don't know what you're doing, you'll probably get yourself muddled up with viruses and malicious websites.

Having been there before, I can tell you that it's not very interesting. Most of it is old databases and stuff like Lexus Nexus, which is easily accessible and I suggest you take a look at because it's great for papers and schoolwork. Going a bit deeper, using TOR to access onion websites, you can find stuff like black market auction sites for not-so-legal activities and bitcoin trading, and there's also some forums and stuff.

You'll get bored in about 2 hours, because there's not much to see. Most of the stuff you'll find is in-the-know, which you are not. Most of the stuff you won't find is even more in-the-know. Your best option is to leave it alone, because the chance of you hurting yourself is greater than you helping yourself.
#198 to #131 - LordSweatpants (03/22/2013) [-]
In the split second where I saw this post containing LARGE BOLD TEXT and then a wall of TL;DR, that it was the Asian thing but I'm glad to report that it is not.
User avatar #199 to #198 - cadaverbox (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed reading it :)
#157 - knitey (03/10/2013) [-]
Hah! incognito mode will protect me from everything
User avatar #162 to #157 - davidavidson (03/10/2013) [-]
Yes it will! Now go down load a **** ton of CP.

No one will know
#166 to #162 - knitey (03/10/2013) [-]
wait...are you trying to trick me?
#170 to #166 - davidavidson (03/10/2013) [-]
Nah dude. ****** legit
#68 - fuckmymen ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
this is a screenshot from an assasin site in the deep web.
seems like someone really really hates moot
User avatar #72 to #68 - kingoflulzfool (03/10/2013) [-]
got banned from 4chin
User avatar #100 to #68 - inflatablewalrus (03/10/2013) [-]
that's genuinely terrifying that things like that exist, not that I didn't know they did, but to actually see it
#73 to #68 - Matengel (03/10/2013) [-]
lol at the nut kicker
#147 - silverlance (03/10/2013) [-]
Whenever I've heard talk of people going to the deep web, I always picture this
User avatar #74 - infinitereaper (03/10/2013) [-]
The dark net is pretty damn great, but you probably should go there unless you're serious. You'll muck up the servers.

At any rate I'm having trouble figuring out bitcoins. I'd very much like to... uhhh.... get some recreational food supplements... yeah.

As for the government, I pray to go unnoticed in the sea of users.
User avatar #113 to #74 - swittig (03/10/2013) [-]
Trouble figuring out bitcoins? Just download a wallet and buy some from mtgox
User avatar #44 - howunexpected (03/10/2013) [-]
The American government is too damn nosy. They watch every damn transaction on the Internet, even when its obviously out of their jurisdiction. I swear to god, I am damn surprised that the whole of Europe and Asia hasn't already launched a full scale attack on the US for espionage.
User avatar #58 to #44 - mumbojumbowumbo (03/10/2013) [-]
You make a good point, spying on EVERYONE is kind of a waste of time for the American gov't, but the thing is nearly every country that has the means to spy on other countries, will do so. But not as much as the US. Take that Chinese hacking thing that happened resonantly as a example.
User avatar #60 to #58 - howunexpected (03/10/2013) [-]
I'd rather the whole Internet be considered a separate jurisdiction, completely separate from the laws of any one country. That doesn't mean that as soon as you are on the Internet, you are in a separate country, but rather, you cannot be arrested for taking part in something on the Internet. The government may take defensive actions if they recieve word of an attack, but they may not arrest someone for say, viewing CP. But they may arrest the person who took photos of the kids, because that was something that happened separate from the internet
User avatar #65 to #60 - mumbojumbowumbo (03/10/2013) [-]
I see your point good sir, and I agree with your opinion, but the thing is this will never happen (at least not any time soon) because the world's governments, don't like to be out of the loop, or not in control. (as a after thought I'm not a fan of CP, but I get your example)
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User avatar #71 to #66 - mumbojumbowumbo (03/10/2013) [-]
I guess it's a good example, but a weird one.
User avatar #8 - kinglobster (03/10/2013) [-]
the day i dabble in deep web is the day i plan on falling off the grid
User avatar #99 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
I'd check out this Deep Web.
If only I had any computer skills and wasn't 90% sure I would **** up something obvious and get caught.
#118 to #99 - kainhall (03/10/2013) [-]
its fairly easy to get on... but you have to imagen finding websites with no google or seartch engine.... so you have to know the address ahead of time, or find it in froms ETC.

basicly lots of bad things (child porn, silk road, hitmen) and a FEW actuall good things like news websites for north korea to help spread un-goverment regulated, real news.

User avatar #122 to #118 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
It's probably bad that the only thing that vaguely interests me is the hitmen.

It's less that I want one, more that I want to know who wants who dead. Even if I don't know them.

Say, why don't government or police go there to try and stop the hitmen, or put up one saying they are a hitman, then it be a setup, etc?
#129 to #122 - kainhall (03/10/2013) [-]
they DO. but its like buying weed from your friendly niebhorhood dealer... you have to use common sence.

like my old college roommate tried ot sting me. he does not smoke, and randomly called saying i was a pertty chill roommate and all thsi (i got a new roommate becasue his GF and he would **** all the time... i had class at 7AM and they would stay up till 5 or 6.).... anyway, he askes if he can BUY some weed and smoke it with me.

so lets get the facts striaght.
1. kid is in troubble with the law all the time
2. non smoke
3. does not want to jsut try weed... but he made a STRONG point of BUYING it.

these kinda of OMG REALLY CHEAP HITMAN READY FOR YOUR ORDERS is usually a hunnypot .... to good to be true... you think you got lucky... but you get the FBI kicking in your door.

the FBI also will try to buy these hitmen...

long story short.... theirs little things that dont feel right that prevent people from getting caught.
#132 to #129 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]

They should probably just try to copy other threads. Look at the way they type, is it all caps? How good is the grammar? Does it look like it's a natural English speaker? What is the usual price?

If they make it look like the majority, then with patience, they'll catch someone.
It's all about attention to detail, I'd say.
#142 to #132 - kainhall (03/10/2013) [-]
also... another good way to make sure someone is not a cop is to have them take a bong hit. i know its not hitman stuff.. but i ammagen they make you kill a cat or some **** .

weather your dealing or buying... bong hits. why?
cops cant do anything illegal besides sell it... and usually they dont even hand you the dope... you give them money, tehy give you hand cuffs.

but if they smoke from a bong... you cnat fake that. with a pipe you cna hold in in your mouth... like smoking a cigar... and not inhale.

so a cop is going to refuse... and no stoner refuses a bong hit. if they do, GTFO
#138 to #132 - kainhall (03/10/2013) [-]
yup... but you will usually set up a meeting or talk on hte phone with the person.

if your buying drugs your going to want the dude to have long hair, wearing a bob marley shirt, looks like he has been doing nothing but smoking dope, eating junk food, and masterbating for the last 3 days.

if he has a buzz cut, looks clean, ETC... hes probably a cop and you should probably keep driving and leave his ass on that park bench.

not that all drug dealers are forever alone slobs... just the steriotipical ones!

*attention to detail* it took me forever to see that hes holding hte cup with his ************* foot.
User avatar #146 to #138 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Exactly. You have to look the part, act the part, everything. Get them to think you are legit.

This is what the police don't seem to understand. The way to beat the criminals, is to get someone who knows how the criminals work. Like you. Or me. Or an actual criminal.

In response to your second comment, they should do it. To look the part even more. That might be illegal, but being a police officer, and it being to catch a criminal, I think it'd fly with the department. The ends justify the means.
#150 to #146 - kainhall (03/10/2013) [-]
but any decent lawer and court will then through the case out.

thats why deep undercover cops are so effective. they cant use hte evidense generated by the DC cop as hes doing illegal stuff... but the DC cop can say the russian mob is picking up as shipment of weapons at hte docks.... and the cops could say they recieved a anon tip and boom. their ****** .
User avatar #152 to #150 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
#20 - envinite ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Long time ago me and my friend who know a lot about deep web go to a illegal market similar to silkroad and some kind of 'dark' forum

mfw when they sold removed mammary glands and there's one guy who make a living sex doll out from a orphan kiddies who get their limbs amputated and connected again with a hinge like a plastic toy and hanged in a cellar
User avatar #191 to #20 - forbesydemon (03/11/2013) [-]
For clarification, the sex doll thing isn't legit. It first turned up on a deepweb chan and the guy wouldn't provide sauce no matter how much people asked, and chan users will nearly always post deepweb sauce to creep each other out/prove how "alpha and badass" they are.
#192 to #191 - envinite ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
I'd say 50-50 it's real. People there won't post pic of that unless you are a serious buyer who have a name. It's just like human trafficking. I doubt people in human trafficking would post their victim's pic even in the deepweb.

Also, I don't think anyone would write some ****** up **** like that in deepweb chan while being anon behind proxies. That's like make a badass cool graffiti in public without signature.
#194 to #192 - forbesydemon (03/12/2013) [-]
There ARE sites that sell sex slaves and they aren't hard to find but I personally believe the Sex Doll story is just a horror story to glorify the deepweb. I've searched for it many times and never found it, only to verify it's existence of course, not to actually purchase one.   
Mfw the deepweb is nowhere near as sinister as people claim it is. It's just a collection of illegal stuff but isn't anything particularly bad except for stories shared on  deepweb chans and forums that never provide evidence or sauce (I'm into morbid stuff)
There ARE sites that sell sex slaves and they aren't hard to find but I personally believe the Sex Doll story is just a horror story to glorify the deepweb. I've searched for it many times and never found it, only to verify it's existence of course, not to actually purchase one.

Mfw the deepweb is nowhere near as sinister as people claim it is. It's just a collection of illegal stuff but isn't anything particularly bad except for stories shared on deepweb chans and forums that never provide evidence or sauce (I'm into morbid stuff)
User avatar #195 to #194 - forbesydemon (03/12/2013) [-]
Correction, there is the exception of the CP and the really rare case of necrophilia. All the rest of the sinister stuff is mainly gore you can find on clearnet.
#145 to #20 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
You're so ******* retarded it's unbearable..
User avatar #48 to #20 - SognaVetr (03/10/2013) [-]
the living sex doll thing has been posted on FJ multiple times.
User avatar #76 to #48 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2013) [-]
wtf...I'm sickened but curious....have pics?
User avatar #78 to #76 - SognaVetr (03/10/2013) [-]

Took me a while to dig up, but this is the kind of stuff you'll find on the deep web.
#114 to #78 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
That's some evil **** .
User avatar #101 to #78 - disturbeddemon (03/10/2013) [-]
what the **** ... hopefully just a troll
User avatar #80 to #78 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2013) [-]
yeah...well.. **** ...
thanks for finding me that and for satisfying my curiosity....but I feel kinda sick now
#105 to #80 - envinite ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Wait until you see a video of old man ******* her dead daughter whose get her throat sliced while 3 other dudes watching him while smoking and playing cards

and yes, it's in the same forum
#135 to #105 - SognaVetr (03/10/2013) [-]
That too far for me too bro
User avatar #106 to #105 - atomschlumpf (03/10/2013) [-]
yeah...nah I pass
#176 to #105 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
give me the link faggot.
#90 - chronovi (03/10/2013) [-]
Can people post pictures of this stuff like Markets and such, nothing **** , I don't want to go to the darkweb but I want to know more
User avatar #28 - chuca (03/10/2013) [-]
the fact that some of this **** might even exist makes me sickened at humanity but also glad that there will always be a way to outsmart the government,but seriously wtf
User avatar #160 - jacksteel (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm getting the feeling that a bunch of newfags are about to check out the deepweb now, having absolutely no idea what they're doing...have fun ;)
#140 - inkizzableman (03/10/2013) [-]
Me the day after going on deepweb
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#92 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
sorry but can anybody explain to me what a TOR is? Deepweb sounds ****** up im like level 0.5 aint never going there
User avatar #104 to #92 - Nihatclodra (03/10/2013) [-]
if you've ever been to 4chan, that's level 2.
#109 to #104 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
|Ive been to 4chan and level 2 but i mostly avoid it like as much as i can
User avatar #111 to #109 - Nihatclodra (03/10/2013) [-]
funnyjunk would be level 1.
User avatar #39 - swimmingprodigy (03/10/2013) [-]
I've been in a /b/ thread where people were posting about deep web and when they were there. Somebody posted screenshots (I didnt save them, idr why) of a marketplace where they were selling all sorts of **** . It was kind of like craigslist, divided into categories; drugs, weapons, 'services' (hitmen). Another screenshot was in one of the 'drugs' thread and it was also like Craigslist; everyone had their little picture of what they were selling and a short description of each thing and how much they wanted.
User avatar #61 - xxhunterxx (03/10/2013) [-]
Honestly, I'm preparing myself to be America's number 1 criminal.

First, I shall get a Master's Degree in computer engineering. Because you know if the plan falls apart I can get a goodpaying job.

Second, I shall join the Navy. Most likely SWCC.
After serving 2-3 terms, I shall go into CIA.
Then I would just drop off the map, MIA.
I shall then browse the Deep Web for C4 and private jets.
User avatar #64 to #61 - xxhunterxx (03/10/2013) [-]
Okay maybe not honestly.
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User avatar #103 to #81 - freddyhollensen (03/10/2013) [-]
Well, done... I can't stop laughing.
User avatar #84 to #81 - xxhunterxx (03/10/2013) [-]
It is to bring the CIA to suspicion...
All going according to plan.
User avatar #168 to #81 - hammerfell (03/10/2013) [-]
9/11/2012, bro. Obviously, he already did it.
#18 - treeandmonkey (03/10/2013) [-]
What is 'the deep web'?
User avatar #38 to #18 - swimmingprodigy (03/10/2013) [-]
about 95% of the internet that can't be accessed by finding a link through google
#49 to #18 - SognaVetr (03/10/2013) [-]
Have a roadmap
#120 to #49 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
I know whats in level 5 web. Plans for halflife 3.
User avatar #19 to #18 - graphenz (03/10/2013) [-]
CP, conspiracy, drugs and weapons.
User avatar #21 to #19 - envinite ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Don't forget the scariest fetishes they have
User avatar #29 to #21 - angelious (03/10/2013) [-]
and everything nice...sugar and spice
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