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MALE FRIEND FEMALE "FRIEND"
You need to borrow " re thing bro, here' s my last " "Um... yeah, no cash, sorry. He he" ""
You' been evicted: "Don' t be so down bro, I got a couch "Wow, that really sucks, I hope it ""
and extra blankets" works out for you."
You are publicly Restrains laughter Laughs ""
You' fucked up: "Ah, don' t worry about it" "Wow, you' re a shit friend" ""
Your car is borrowed: Returns with more gas than it started ''I have no idea where that dent ""
You need to borrow a "My keys are hanging up in the ''I rather not get it scratched" ""
You' re getting Starts throwing punches Runs away Starts biting
You' re stuck in a Jumps in to pull you out Stands at a safe distance, observes Jumps in to pull you out
As helpful as a dog without legs