Noahs Ark. .


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#7 to #1 - morgangodman (03/09/2013) [-]
Pack your bags Rex; you can join the feel trip instead
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This fills me with nostalgia. I remember going to the mall with my mom and it playing when I was little.
This fills me with nostalgia. I remember going to the mall with my mom and it playing when I was little.
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Oh god.

I remember it so well.
#117 to #112 - buthow (03/10/2013) [-]
I love it.
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#20 - magicana (03/10/2013) [-]
MFW there is evidence from every Mesopotamian religion for there being a massive flood, as well as physical evidence of man-made structures in what is now the Black Sea from approx. 8000BC.
User avatar #207 to #20 - dashdashdash (03/10/2013) [-]
In Islam, the story is a little different, the flood only affects Noah's village not the entire world.
#213 to #207 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Which makes more sense. And he took animals from around his village. Mostly things like cows and sheeps. Not sure about wolves and foxes though. Seems pretty far fetched to gather wolves and foxes :p
User avatar #192 to #20 - masterfuck (03/10/2013) [-]
Sure there were floods and man made structures around that time. That does not prove that Noah got 17,000 birds, 12,000 reptiles, 9,000 mammals, 5000 anphibians, 2,000,000 insects in a single boat. Seriously, I don't know if we even could do that today with the whole world going in for it.
#22 to #20 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
It wasn't a worldwide flood.
#25 to #20 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
most cultures also had flood stories, no matter where they were from north american, south american, african, and a few asian cultures included. They vary on the method of survival, though, a peruvian culture "corrected" christian missionaries and said everyone hid atop the largest mountain in the world, a slight corruption of the ark story in which it was a boat which rested on a tall mountain.
#8 - norwegianlolz (03/09/2013) [-]
you forgot the part when peta raided the "ark" to free the Animals
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#159 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #163 to #159 - dashgamer (03/10/2013) [-]
Most arguments like that are recursive, so it made me giggle. Good job, felix.
User avatar #217 to #159 - gunslayer (03/10/2013) [-]
I blurted my cereal on the screen.
#187 to #159 - tuckthisphit (03/10/2013) [-]
If god is real,then why valve havent released Half Life 3 ?
#212 to #187 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
It's a commonly known scientifically accepted fact that Valve hasn't yet learned to count to three. We're holding our breath in anticipation, but at the same time, our expectations of Valve coming through on any third installment of any of their games are not very high.
#95 - raigen (03/10/2013) [-]
Excuse me?
#97 to #95 - dratyats (03/10/2013) [-]
You're excused
#128 to #97 - albertjester (03/10/2013) [-]
well, we still have jews, indians and sinners, so really, no genocide is thurough when humans are involved. be it at the hand of german, colonial or deity.
User avatar #130 to #128 - albertjester (03/10/2013) [-]
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#177 - stormsong (03/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't seem thorough enough. There's still one family of Jews left on that damned boat.
User avatar #72 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/10/2013) [-]
Didn't this story and the Adam and Eve story just result in a **** ton of incest? And isn't that wrong (and I feel the need to add this next bit because this is FJ) at least biblically?
#4 - douthit (03/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 to #4 - admiralen ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
you realize that the hatin on atheists for hating on christianity will soon become overdone aswell right? everything becomes **** after a while
User avatar #48 to #4 - rhiaanor ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
tell me something mister dout(assuming you are serious) from m yexperience, aetheists dont just start talking about how dumb religious people are(except 12 year old fjers) while religious people(in my experience) talk about aetheists randomly and how bad they are and how they are going to burn in hell for an eternity or two.
#12 to #4 - fatimmortal (03/10/2013) [-]
There are people who can't take anymore of religious fanboyism after too long. I'm slowly becoming one of them.
#197 to #4 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
"Remember when Christians weren't all up in your face about it?"
Neither do I
#241 to #197 - taurusguy (03/10/2013) [-]
For once anon is correct (but well, not all Christians moan about god, but then again not all atheists are assholes like that) I have NEVER told anyone that, hey you believe in god, what an idiot, and i have a religious friend, suck it
#86 to #4 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
thats because religious people used to kill you and torture you for not being their religion.
#154 to #86 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Used to? They still do, depending on what country you're in.
And they would in any country, except some places have secular laws that keep the rest of us relatively safe from the religious maniacs.
#169 to #4 - cadencee ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
#172 to #169 - dcj (03/10/2013) [-]
I think you just became my hero.
User avatar #244 to #169 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
that was epic, I just wanted you to know that
User avatar #138 to #4 - luquaz (03/10/2013) [-]
yeah because **** the market of ideas, right? **** it to hell. I want my religion and I will do whatever my god says and you can't comment on it.

gimme a break man. atheist can say whatever they want in a free society. as can the religious. sure, it's a little pathetic to have a discussion about the subject online but in real life, the debate of religion is probably the most interesting of all, in my honest opinion. btw, imagine whan the religous weren't all up in your face with their religion? no one does.
#153 to #4 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Remember when religious people didn't pester you by knocking on your door early on the weekend? Remember when religious people didn't have commercials on TV? Remember when religious people didn't excommunicate and alienate their members for having different ideas? Remember when religious people didn't promote the AIDS epidemic because of poor understanding of science? Remember when religious people didn't behead people for apostasy? Remember when religious people didn't stone women for being raped? Remember when religious people didn't burn other people at the stake for being "witches?"

Neither Pepperidge Farms nor I remember these things because THEY STILL HAPPEN.

When atheists use their lack of belief as an excuse to torture others, or the religious stop using their religion as an excuse to commit atrocities, then, and ONLY THEN, do you have a legitimate right to complain about atheists being "up in your face." Until then, STFU and try reading a book.
User avatar #193 to #153 - kolsinder (03/10/2013) [-]
Hear, hear!
#70 to #4 - crawlingdisaster (03/10/2013) [-]
Remember when religious people could take a joke?
Oh wait...
User avatar #36 to #4 - theholum (03/10/2013) [-]
Come the **** on, redicioulus things SHOULD be allowd to be rediculed, no matter who believes it.
There are inconsistancies in all beliefs, and their flaws should be pointed out as so, no need to complain about it all the bloody time
#6 to #4 - idrawjokes (03/09/2013) [-]
Didn't say anything about God.
Didn't say anything about God.
#28 to #6 - thepyras (03/10/2013) [-]

Check the channel.
#76 to #28 - kingthatcrawls ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Yes, Atheist.

But that's like posting something Christian and saying it's bashing Islam.
Didn't say anything about any god, just a story.
User avatar #79 to #76 - thepyras (03/10/2013) [-]
The first guy commented about being Atheists being "all up in your face about it," and the second guy said that it didn't say anything about God as a rebuttal. If you have a problem with the correlation between Atheism and the existence of a god take it up with that guy, I was correcting him too.
User avatar #101 to #79 - thepyras (03/10/2013) [-]
Ignore the first "being".
#55 to #28 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Having no religious beliefs is directly related to god? **** ****** !
I better make a name for someone who has no religious beliefs so they won't be confused with god-disbelievers.
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User avatar #77 to #55 - thepyras (03/10/2013) [-]
Did you read the comments that I replied to or just mine?
User avatar #11 to #6 - masterboll (03/10/2013) [-]
but its pretty obvious that it was made by a butthurt atheist
#13 to #11 - kerplunking (03/10/2013) [-]
The only butthurt here is the Christians who can't take a joke.
#10 - nopozzy (03/09/2013) [-]
MFW my name is Noah.
User avatar #14 to #10 - kyoutu ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
How does it feel knowing your parents never even intended on loving you?
#17 to #14 - nopozzy (03/10/2013) [-]
How does it feel to know I don't give a **** .
User avatar #18 to #17 - kyoutu ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
#24 to #18 - nopozzy (03/10/2013) [-]
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
User avatar #54 - rhiaanor ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
one thing that i never understood about that story, is, how come that he didnt just go "SMITE. SMITE. SMITE" on all the humans? Instead he had to kill every goddamn animal on the planet -2 for each species, and ******* flood the earth destroying landscapes and everything. If i believed in god i would just think he did that **** for fun.
User avatar #111 to #54 - thepyras (03/10/2013) [-]
Well, killing people may have delivered the message that God was trying to get across, but flooding the entire earth really makes a point.
#121 to #111 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's much better then just saying cut the **** himself.
User avatar #122 to #121 - thepyras (03/10/2013) [-]
In a way, it is Him saying it Himself, but it leaves a much stronger lasting memory. Are you the same anon whom I am already speaking with on this page?
#124 to #122 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Instead of just telling them every few times a generation kill a ******** of people and animals, real nice, worked out really well too, we don't have any atrocities or corruption anymore. And yeah.
User avatar #127 to #124 - thepyras (03/10/2013) [-]
Greetings, but if you don't mind I would rather have only one argument with you at a time, otherwise I fear we're just arguing for the sake of itself.
#200 to #54 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
God did th flood thing so evry one woulds know that god did that. he likes to work in ways so that we all know he ,jehova god did it.
User avatar #164 - threeeighteen ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
I don't care what you people say, I'm still blaming Poseidon for that flood.
#3 - solitaryweasel (03/09/2013) [-]
In history?

Amazing. I never knew it actually happened.
#5 to #3 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
its ok you learn something new everyday
#100 - kyfvini (03/10/2013) [-]
It would be in history if it actually happened.
User avatar #158 to #100 - sebthebrony (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but that's not true. It's the same reasoning religious people apply to defend their beliefs
"It's written in a book, so it must be true"
I think it's better if we all understand there's plenty of things we don't know anything about before we go on a war with everyone who doesn't share a belief.
Because religion never caused a war, intolerance did.
User avatar #191 to #100 - theshadowed (03/10/2013) [-]
Well, one expedition apparently found petrified wooden bean form a ship on Mt Ararat. Bob Cornuke led the expedition, I believe
#230 to #191 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
ok, but we have civilisations that have been around before and after the supposed flood, polar ice caps have never shown any signs of a great flood, you would need about 3 times the amount of water on earth, trees would be extinct if there was a flood, it is impossible in every sense of the word, the methane in the boat would stop you from breathing, they would be so high up they would freeze, the fish would die because the PH of the water would change, penguins can't get to the desert that's ******* retarded.
User avatar #233 to #230 - theshadowed (03/10/2013) [-]
Well, obviously the story wasn't true to the letter. The Bible is based on glorified historic events.
Like the parting of the Red Sea for example. They found a lot of Egyptian Chariots at the bottom of a salt lake around Egypt. They're saying some seismic activity messed up the lake in a convenient time
User avatar #235 to #233 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
so why do you read it?
User avatar #237 to #235 - theshadowed (03/10/2013) [-]
Read what? The Bible? I've only flicked through it. Mainly curious. Plus I was Anglican for a while.
User avatar #238 to #237 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
oh so you are an atheist?
User avatar #239 to #238 - theshadowed (03/10/2013) [-]
Believe in a deity, don't follow any religion
User avatar #243 to #239 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
why do you believe in a deity?
User avatar #245 to #243 - theshadowed (03/10/2013) [-]
In my opinion, I don't believe a large explosion could eventually create life without help. And I just wonder what was there before the Big Bang, and what the hell created that
User avatar #246 to #245 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
the problem is still there if you believe in a deity, he/she must have been created
User avatar #247 to #246 - theshadowed (03/10/2013) [-]
If something is created, there is a creator. Its either an infinite loop, or something we have absolutely no idea of comprehending
User avatar #251 to #247 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
yes if something was created it must have a creator but who's to say the universe was created? by using the word created you are implying there was a creator, we don't know how it happened but that doesn't mean there's a dude with a beard who doesn't want me to masturbate, that's absurd to me
User avatar #253 to #251 - theshadowed (03/10/2013) [-]
Well, it is absurd. Thats why I said I don't follow organized religion.
I really wouldn't expect you to forget it that easily.
And nothing can just 'be' there. Everything must have an origin.
User avatar #257 to #253 - thebritishguy [OP](03/11/2013) [-]
my friend answered this "In Quantum mechanics, particles have been shown to pop in and out of existence. The Quantum Theory is highly tested, highly valid, and very real."
User avatar #264 to #257 - theshadowed (03/11/2013) [-]
I would like a source out of interest for that comment, I really don't doubt it though.
I count myself as a logical man of science. I also believe in a deity.
The case applies to some scientists. Darwin was one. The idea's don't contradict
User avatar #268 to #264 - jingleforth (03/11/2013) [-]
When was Darwin considered a deist or of any religion?
User avatar #271 to #268 - theshadowed (03/11/2013) [-]
I apologise, until he ventured into science he was a devout Christian, he then began to have second thoughts, and became agnostic.
"I have never been an atheist in the sense of denying the existence of a God. – I think that generally ... an agnostic would be the most correct description of my state of mind."-Darwin
User avatar #274 to #271 - jingleforth (03/11/2013) [-]
That shows he was agnostic, not in a belief of in deity.
User avatar #276 to #274 - theshadowed (03/12/2013) [-]
Yes I did apologise, for I made a mistake. Though, he never did truly stop to believe in God, he just wasn't sure after watching the cruelty of the animal kingdom
User avatar #265 to #264 - thebritishguy [OP](03/11/2013) [-]
Einstein believed in something similar as well, I read it in the God delusion. You will have to talk to the user jingleforth about it I don't understand
User avatar #256 to #253 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
I know but you said you believe in a deity which is a person in the clouds is it not?
User avatar #262 to #256 - theshadowed (03/11/2013) [-]
Not essentially, no.
User avatar #266 to #262 - thebritishguy [OP](03/11/2013) [-]
what do you believe in then? I don't get it
User avatar #270 to #266 - theshadowed (03/11/2013) [-]
Something. I really have no idea myself. These replies are confusing me now
User avatar #250 to #247 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
so a deity can't exist can it as it must have had a creator
User avatar #254 to #250 - theshadowed (03/10/2013) [-]
Well, no, as the deity's creator would be another deity, and so forth
User avatar #255 to #254 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
exactly so why do you believe in it?
User avatar #263 to #255 - theshadowed (03/11/2013) [-]
Look to comment 245, if you forgot everything I say a comment after I say it, there's really no point talking to you
User avatar #267 to #263 - thebritishguy [OP](03/11/2013) [-]
but you say "I believe in a deity" and then say "the deity would have to have a creator and so forth so a deity wouldn't work" these beliefs are contradictory
User avatar #269 to #267 - theshadowed (03/11/2013) [-]
I see what you mean. Though, I suppose if particles can come into being, then so can a deity?
User avatar #272 to #269 - thebritishguy [OP](03/11/2013) [-]
there's a big difference between a particle and a deity, it is impossible that out of random chance a dude popped into existence and lived in space with magic powers
User avatar #277 to #272 - theshadowed (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm having to reply to this one as we're reached the reply limit.
You may think I'm making **** up, doesn't mean it true.
I have my own reasons for believing in a deity, and you have yours not too.
Its an age-old argument thats not going to be decided here anyway.
User avatar #273 to #272 - theshadowed (03/11/2013) [-]
You're thinking of a deity that we can comprehend. My belief is that he is beyond the ability of our mind to understand
User avatar #275 to #273 - thebritishguy [OP](03/11/2013) [-]
but your just making **** up
#125 to #100 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
it did
#167 to #100 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
there are multiple accounts of a great flood...
User avatar #178 to #167 - RandomAnonGuy (03/10/2013) [-]
Where did the accounts come from if Noahs flood killed everyone but Noah? Clearly these "great floods" aren't of the same scale.
#216 - sockswithsandals (03/10/2013) [-]
MFW religious arguments
User avatar #166 - payseht ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
You think that's bad? In my country, religion is taught in kindergartens up to high school. When I was 5 I think, we watched a movie about Jesus with graphic scenes of the crucification. It obviously wasn't as brutal as The Passion of the Christ, but it ******* scared me for life. I have never cried as much as I did then. While every single child was crying their guts out while looking at a man being brutally murdered, the teachers would say "See what he went through for you? See how much he loves you?"
#223 to #166 - thebritishguy [OP](03/10/2013) [-]
the character didn't save us anyway, he just said &quot;love me or go to hell&quot; if he destroyed hell that would save us but before the New Testament hell didn't exist so hell was supposedly created for people who didn't love Gods narcissistic son
the character didn't save us anyway, he just said "love me or go to hell" if he destroyed hell that would save us but before the New Testament hell didn't exist so hell was supposedly created for people who didn't love Gods narcissistic son
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User avatar #46 to #19 - rhiaanor ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
beat me too it
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