EA Support. I have no idea if this have been here before. I found it hilarious.. You are new ready to chat with Mike. Mike Thanks tor contacting EA Help! My nam
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EA Support. I have no idea if this have been here before. I found it hilarious.. You are new ready to chat with Mike. Mike Thanks tor contacting EA Help! My nam

I have no idea if this have been here before. I found it hilarious.

You are new ready to chat with Mike.
Mike
Thanks tor contacting EA Help! My name is Mike how may I help you?
you
you
I have an issue where my downloads are slew.
you
My internet downloads at we we to 3 Mats, although the downloads on origin stay under
see khan- How can I tix this?
Mike
I am serry tor the inconvenience.
Mike
I will leek into the issue real quick.
you
nkay, thanks!
Mike
may I have your full name tor our database records?
you
Ah, I accedentally put my name as megs megs, serry about that
you
ill tix it if you need mete
Mike
Please feller this link to tint) how to improve your download speeds with Origin.
view ? vie_
you
OH MY GOD
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
BAHAHAHAHAHA
The chat session has ended. Please contact us again Wee need further help.
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#4 - ktjacobs (03/09/2013) [-]
Still don't get it. Watched all 5:28 of it, my download speed has not improved.
#12 - mikeliterous (03/10/2013) [-]
Hi welcome to origin
now please take a seat and wait for your turn to get ******
>EA's face when new sim city
#73 to #12 - Jevonsp (03/10/2013) [-]
The new sim city not only sucks as a game but also sucks on every front that has to do with Origin's ****** ******* service.

**** EA. DA2. ME3, and now Sim City.
#6 - Rascal (03/09/2013) [-]
I didn't realize that "you" was the person, and not what the person was saying, until half way down...
User avatar #5 - sideffect (03/09/2013) [-]
-Are you good in the sack?
-What?
-Are you good in the sack?
-I like to think so...
-Good
*Start ******* *
....Porn Logic.
User avatar #8 to #5 - killerliquid ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Because we all watch porn for the situational accuracy.
User avatar #37 to #8 - sideffect (03/10/2013) [-]
Actually turns me on way more if the story line is good and the acting isn't **** .
#48 - slipperyjoe (03/10/2013) [-]
"BUSTY BLONDE BABE SAMANTHA SAINT ***** HER MAN ON A CAMPING TRIP"

Wow Mike, you have a boring taste for porn.
#26 - ponyoftheopera (03/10/2013) [-]
Everyone go to that porno and post "HI MIKE" in the comments
User avatar #30 to #26 - turtledude (03/10/2013) [-]
Indeed (yes, i still exhist)
User avatar #31 to #30 - doctadoc (03/10/2013) [-]
who are you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - turtledude (03/10/2013) [-]
the infamous Turtledude!
User avatar #33 to #32 - doctadoc (03/10/2013) [-]
Never heard of you...
User avatar #34 to #33 - turtledude (03/10/2013) [-]
Eh, I've been absent in recent days weeks months
User avatar #38 to #34 - doctadoc (03/10/2013) [-]
I've been on here for two years now...never seen you around here...
User avatar #50 to #38 - thedarkestrogue (03/10/2013) [-]
I've been here for 4+ years and I've never even heard of this guy. Don't feel bad. But do feel good that people are actually putting hi mike in the comments. It is wonderful.
User avatar #39 to #38 - turtledude (03/10/2013) [-]
I mostly lurk in the pony thread.
#40 to #39 - darthblam ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
#9945 in comments... bro, don't go around thinking you're FJ famous with that...
User avatar #43 to #40 - doctadoc (03/10/2013) [-]
Sadly I am lacking in my comment ranking. I used to be in the top 1500. Now I am back to 5500s.
User avatar #45 to #43 - darthblam ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
I know that feeling.. kinda.. not as much as THAT but.. well.
I got down to as far as #55 once.. but then the brony board was made (Seriously, it was all because of the brony board) and I shot up to about #300 in a matter of days because people are spending hours upon hours in this board, thumbing each other up constantly. So far I've back gone down to about #200.. just kind of sitting here now.

I'm not exactly TRYING to get a better rank or anything though, never did... I just got the thumbs y'know?
User avatar #52 to #45 - doctadoc (03/10/2013) [-]
I know exactly what you mean. I just posted my comments with the right kind of reaction pic/gif and got thumbs. But I recently acquired a new laptop and lost all of my reaction folder (over 1000 pics and 500 gifs). So I just said **** it.
User avatar #56 to #39 - beroty ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
bro even me is more famous than you,and i don't even have friends
User avatar #61 to #30 - snakefire (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm a narcissistic psychopath and your ego is still bigger than mine...
#20 - The Fonz (03/10/2013) [-]
BUSTY BLONDE BABE SAMANTHA SAINT ***** HER MAN ON A CAMPING TRIP.......watches some fancy ****
#63 - payseht (03/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
He asked for help getting faster download speed
Guy linked a pornhub video about camp sex

I don't get it...
User avatar #64 to #63 - DeathOne (03/10/2013) [-]
He accidentally pasted the last link he has copied, instead of the link to a support website.
So... we now know what EA customer support employees do in their spare time.
User avatar #66 to #64 - payseht (03/10/2013) [-]
He has poor taste in porn.
#62 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Maybe the first time EA have done something the internet can find enjoyable!
Maybe the first time EA have done something the internet can find enjoyable!
#59 - noplaceperson ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
#36 - mindmatter ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
This makes me want to see Tech Support porn

"Have you tried turning me off and back on again?"
User avatar #1 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (03/09/2013) [-]
Not my kind of porn, but hey, the girl is hot at least.
#77 to #75 - anonomoz ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
so what my crush is doing with his boyfriend in their camping trip
User avatar #82 to #77 - parralax (03/10/2013) [-]
>My crush in doing with his boyfriend
>My crush... his boyfriend
>His boyfriend
>My crush
>Wut.
User avatar #83 to #82 - anonomoz ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
dont you ever watch Rhett and Link mobile home advert?
#79 to #75 - leawesomeme (03/10/2013) [-]
Just gonna open my fapbrowser real quick
+2
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#65 - vicecomx (03/10/2013) [-]
thanks for the link
User avatar #16 - pandamoncia (03/10/2013) [-]
At least he wore a condom
User avatar #21 to #16 - The Fonz (03/10/2013) [-]
It looks like he wore two....
+3
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#74 - jamhamington (03/10/2013) [-]
3dog you say?
User avatar #47 - AwakeTheFall (03/10/2013) [-]
I will see you guys in **** now.
#25 - wearethefunny (03/10/2013) [-]
That is one fancy video
That is one fancy video
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