This deserves a big tip. . id Queensland Please deem" lill l,!?'' a banned y.'., bird tn. Finally putting that fine arts major to work


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User avatar #16 - xkmarcus (03/09/2013) [-]
The receipt says one of the pizzas are Margherita, none of the 3 pizzas are Margherita though....
#37 to #16 - Kenesu (03/10/2013) [-]
With Olives and Kalamatta, of course it won't look like a Margherita.
#38 to #37 - Kenesu (03/10/2013) [-]
Kalamatta Olives*
User avatar #47 to #38 - xkmarcus (03/10/2013) [-]
But none of those have only olives, it would be hard to tell what they do have exactly, but we can be relatively certain none of them have only olives.
#7 - therealslim (03/09/2013) [-]
Finally putting that fine arts major to work
Finally putting that fine arts major to work
#41 to #7 - whatamidoingwithme ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Under appreciated comment.
User avatar #4 - highfocus (03/09/2013) [-]
well know all of you know where you´ll work after studying art
#68 to #4 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Go study English.
User avatar #19 - galkawhm (03/09/2013) [-]
He wanted a cat on all 3 and only 1 bird.
User avatar #21 to #19 - reican (03/09/2013) [-]
the bird ran away from the cat, so the cat was on another continent at the time of the portrait.
User avatar #24 - srapture (03/10/2013) [-]
There places must have artists they hire specifically for the purpose of the drawings.
User avatar #36 to #24 - mycatislookingatme (03/10/2013) [-]
Nope, it's just people who go to art college can't get jobs.
#40 to #36 - thedarkestrogue (03/10/2013) [-]
and that is why i am learning to make video games.
and that is why i am learning to make video games.
#44 to #40 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
I want to play games for a living, like Roosterteeth
User avatar #53 to #44 - thedarkestrogue (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what I'll end up doing. Testing isnt a bad way to go, probably where I'll start, but I want to make some of the ideas I have too.
#72 - deerdave (03/10/2013) [-]
**** it, im dumping my Calvin and Hobbes wallpaper stash
Bill Watterson is my lord and savior
#97 to #96 - deerdave (03/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - makedonski (03/09/2013) [-]
art majors.
#92 - ishotthedeputy (03/10/2013) [-]
In honor of Calvin and Hobbes...
User avatar #66 - thewalruss (03/10/2013) [-]
**thewalruss rolls 87** I think I'm loosing too much time in FJ lately, but I'm too scared of taking this decition my self... dubs and I delete my account and never come back (at least until summer).
User avatar #67 to #66 - thewalruss (03/10/2013) [-]
Well, that was close.
User avatar #69 to #67 - trolololer ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Go on FJ about 3 times a week. It works for me. Doesn't waste so much time, and since stuff gets reposted anyways, you'll catch up on most of what you missed in the days you didn't go on.
User avatar #55 - YoDawgWeHeard (03/10/2013) [-]
Or the pizza was delivered regularly because nobodygottimefordat.jpg and OP drew them post-delivery.
User avatar #31 - Itsgoodenough (03/10/2013) [-]
I wonder how many people here actually know what country 'Queensland' is in.
#71 to #63 - trolololer ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Says the American.
#109 to #71 - monkeywithafez (03/10/2013) [-]
I can't hear you over my freedom!
User avatar #110 to #109 - Itsgoodenough (03/10/2013) [-]
because, New Zeland, Demark, Sweden, Germany, Australia, Japan and Other countries Dont actually have freedom?
#112 to #109 - trolololer ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Then you'd better tone it down a little.
#32 to #31 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
#52 to #32 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Straya "cunt"

Get it roight.
User avatar #35 to #32 - Itsgoodenough (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, ive never understood the whole 'STRAYA' thing, i feel there should at least be an 'L' in it.
User avatar #45 to #35 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/10/2013) [-]
It's called an accent. When they say it, the "L" is barely audible, so it might as well not even be there.
User avatar #50 to #45 - Itsgoodenough (03/10/2013) [-]
Mate, I live In Australia, and the 'L' is very audible. I've never heard anybody here say, "'STRAYA!" I have heard ''STRALYA" before however.
User avatar #62 to #50 - xxfireflyxx (03/10/2013) [-]
Same here, when I first saw "STRAYA" I didn't even know what it meant.
User avatar #111 to #62 - Itsgoodenough (03/10/2013) [-]
I got a feeling people who are thumbing my comments down are Americans who don't like me pointing out how oblivious they are tot he rest of the world.

For example i can name (without the help of'll just have to trust me) Utah, California, Texas, Alabama. Arizona, Florida, Hawaii, Ohio, Mississippi, New York. AND the president of the USA is Barack Obama.

I'd like to see one of them name 2 of our states and our leader.
User avatar #113 to #111 - kerfufflemachtwo (03/10/2013) [-]
Queensland was the only one I knew of. And Sydney is the only city I can name off hand. Mostly because I haven't really had a need to know anything else yet.

Wait...New South Wales is sticking out in my head. Is that right?

As for the accent thing, I can't hear the "L" much when I hear Australian people talk. But, that's probably just because of the differences between my accent and yours. I'm sure if you were to hear a person from my area talk, you'd notice things that said person doesn't.

I have to say, I do find it amusing you know of Ohio, because I don't really know of Ohio being a hugely popular place. The rest make sense, though.
User avatar #114 to #113 - Itsgoodenough (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, see in school here we are taught all about other counties as a very large amount of people are immigrants. As the the accent thing its not at all like what you see in movies, sure some of us may sound like crocodile dundee, but its a small amount that live in the country. Most of us just sound like lazy talking british crossed with americans is the best way of explaining it. If you watch 'Rove LA' the host is Aussie and thats the 'general' accent.
User avatar #115 to #114 - xxfireflyxx (03/11/2013) [-]
I think it's the further inland you go the heavier the accent gets. My aunty went to Alice Springs once and could barely understand the locals.
User avatar #116 to #115 - Itsgoodenough (03/11/2013) [-]
Hell I can barely understand the locals!
User avatar #117 to #116 - xxfireflyxx (03/11/2013) [-]
Some of the expressions my family use I have to get them to explain. My dad told me a story that was barely believeable and when I asked if he was serious he just said.

"I'm not pissin' in ya pocket."
User avatar #118 to #117 - Itsgoodenough (03/11/2013) [-]
.....Will im glad he didn't piss in your pocket.

I love how many words we have for 'intoxicated' We got drunk, pissed, hammered, knackered, smashed, ********* , off your face, slammed, piddly, pissy and mate the list goes on!
User avatar #119 to #118 - xxfireflyxx (03/11/2013) [-]
Piddly! That's a new one xD

Piss in your pocket is a shortened version of the saying "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining." It basicly means don't tell me ******** .

We had a student at my school who didn't know what devon was then we found out he was from SA and called it "fritz".
User avatar #120 to #119 - Itsgoodenough (03/11/2013) [-]
I dont know what Devon or ftriz is 0.o
User avatar #121 to #120 - xxfireflyxx (03/11/2013) [-]
It's also known as Polony, Windsor, Luncheon Meat, Belgium and used to be known as German Saussage during WWI.
User avatar #122 to #121 - Itsgoodenough (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh yeah! Luncheon sausage! ******* love that **** , its a medicre substitution for bacon when you dont have bacon.
User avatar #123 to #122 - xxfireflyxx (03/11/2013) [-]
I have it on a sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. It's really nice.
User avatar #124 to #123 - Itsgoodenough (03/11/2013) [-]
I have Vegemite on my sandwitches
User avatar #125 to #124 - xxfireflyxx (03/13/2013) [-]
I have vegemite in the mornings. Unless I'm having toast, then I break out the peanut butter.
User avatar #86 - eriktheviking (03/10/2013) [-]
False. The inc would poison the pizza and kill you.
User avatar #98 to #86 - grimsho (03/10/2013) [-]
he didn't draw on the pizza itself, and the possible small residual ink that might have went from the roof of the box onto the pizza would be negligable.
User avatar #99 to #98 - eriktheviking (03/10/2013) [-]
have you ever smelled that **** ?
#106 to #86 - snakefire (03/10/2013) [-]
Thats just about the most retarded thing I think I've heard a person say....

and I volunteered to help special needs children in highschool
User avatar #107 to #106 - eriktheviking (03/10/2013) [-]
you just went full retard
User avatar #108 to #107 - snakefire (03/10/2013) [-]
nobody ever died from a little bit of sharpie....
User avatar #95 to #91 - eriktheviking (03/10/2013) [-]
Love it .
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User avatar #6 - nevergetsdubs (03/09/2013) [-]
Damn those are really well done drawings...
#100 - arcticdino (03/10/2013) [-]
aaaaaaand then the pizza was ****** cold
#93 - shugudugs (03/10/2013) [-]
#64 - josieabby (03/10/2013) [-]
I wish I had skills like that. I can't draw for **** .
#60 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/10/2013) [-]
It took me a while to understand what the receipt meant.
It took me a while to understand what the receipt meant.
User avatar #126 - snakefire (03/15/2013) [-]
"please include 1 marijuana"

somebody do that and tell me what happens
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