Time Travel. . Hi Billy, I travelled through the time. I' m "you" from the Wee: I What will I become in
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#7 - Mox (03/09/2013) [-]
#94 to #7 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
And i toght he woud becom OP, and then lock the door
#100 to #7 - EdwardNigma (03/10/2013) [-]
#33 - mackerzninja (03/09/2013) [-]
He got told to go 			****		 himself.
He got told to go **** himself.
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#13 - chiedfricken (03/09/2013) [-]
The only reason he's a pedophile is because he got molested as a child
User avatar #83 to #13 - chezburgadominator (03/10/2013) [-]
Which is why he went back in time to molest himself. He beleived it was to see how it felt, but he didn't know it was just him continuing the loop.
User avatar #86 to #83 - lolzordz (03/10/2013) [-]
thats the joke
#87 to #13 - lolzordz (03/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #13 - amuter ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
then how did the paradox start?
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#111 to #90 - dburns (03/10/2013) [-]
Plus people don't see time as it should be seen. there too ingrain in the fact that they see it as a straight line and its not its exactly how the 3rd diminsesion is it can (theoreticly) be moved around through ("in") as one wish's (hopefuly soon for us mortals) and is not a staight line. 1 thing doesnt technicly have to start to happen. Like if a mother loves her son and she gives him a note book with the words "I will love you forever, Love Mom" and that son holds on to it and for one reason or another travels back in time and meets his mother and somehow dies soon after in the relative past and he tells her he is her son and she finds the notebook and holds on to it for sentimental value.......and one day gives it to her son..... Who actualy wrote that note? you cant think of it as pictured on top. You have to picture it more as on bottom (its very hard to put into words or illistations. Im probably babling on now does any of this make sense at all? **** it....half life 3 confirmed..........
User avatar #145 to #111 - dburns (03/29/2013) [-]
Never mind im not a genius apparently i thought of the Ontological Paradox (Didnt even know it)
#113 to #111 - dburns (03/10/2013) [-]
A-ha i thought of a way! or at least a way to get part of the point accross better....We have been raised to think that this is new. but who's to say that this hasnt happend before and its part of a loop (paradox loop in this case) we arn't actualy witnessing a start as we believe but actualy just a repeat that we cant concieve of being 3rd dimensionl creatures. Thats still not very accurrate to what i was trying to say but its the best i can do for now....Smechldink....that describes it pretty well...now if i only i knew what it meant.....
User avatar #114 to #113 - dburns (03/10/2013) [-]
Im sorry if any of your heads exploded btw
User avatar #144 to #114 - onionbubs (03/10/2013) [-]
Secret answer: his dad also molested him.
#106 to #90 - dburns (03/10/2013) [-]
It didn't....
User avatar #108 to #106 - amuter ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
yeah I kinda need to change how I said that, how did he become a pedofile in the before time was changed. did he get molested by somebody else?
User avatar #109 to #108 - dburns (03/10/2013) [-]
I should poably change that too because i wasnt trying to be a smart ass I was simply attempting to add to the paradox
#85 to #13 - breakdancinghobo (03/10/2013) [-]
you cant do that! you've created a time paradox!
User avatar #124 to #85 - dapianoman (03/10/2013) [-]
This isn't a paradox...it's a stable time loop...
#140 to #85 - adamks ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Theoretically every single thing done in time travelling would be considered a paradox.
User avatar #47 to #13 - tehlulzbringer (03/10/2013) [-]
What if he was born that way?
#23 to #13 - loganmadder (03/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - mitchthehugeman (03/09/2013) [-]
What, there the same person. So it's masturbation
User avatar #20 to #1 - EvilWolf (03/09/2013) [-]
so.........if u from a alternate universe is a female and comes to your universe......and you rape her, that's masturbation? i now hope for the impossibe
#14 - doddythechef ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
kids says "go 			****		 yourself"   
older self replies "i will"
kids says "go **** yourself"
older self replies "i will"
#17 to #14 - fistoftheaxis (03/09/2013) [-]
#24 - doomfish (03/09/2013) [-]
*enlarge
User avatar #8 - arkadia (03/09/2013) [-]
well technically it's masturbation.
#141 to #8 - adamks ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
If you put your penis in another human being, it is sex, even if that human is genetically similar to you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - savirleo (03/09/2013) [-]
How about a clone of yourself? Is it masturbation, or incest?
User avatar #38 to #9 - taintedangel (03/10/2013) [-]
It's not masturbation, it's some kind of weird incestial thing, cus a clone can technically be considered your child or sibling therefore it's like you're ******* a family member.
User avatar #39 to #38 - savirleo (03/10/2013) [-]
But technically I'm touching myself. So wouldn't it be masturbation?
User avatar #40 to #39 - taintedangel (03/10/2013) [-]
But it technically isn't. It is not you, it may have your looks and genetics but it has it's own thoughts and feelings independent of your's therefore making it a separate entity altogether.
User avatar #41 to #40 - savirleo (03/10/2013) [-]
There's goes my chance of getting laid
#44 to #41 - taintedangel (03/10/2013) [-]
Sorry for being the bearer of bad news, man.
#48 to #44 - savirleo (03/10/2013) [-]
But then again, incest is wincest. Along with some tape...
#49 to #48 - taintedangel (03/10/2013) [-]
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#52 to #49 - savirleo (03/10/2013) [-]
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#10 to #9 - BaconWafflez (03/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #10 - savirleo (03/09/2013) [-]
Gives a new meaning to 'go **** yourself'
#12 to #11 - BaconWafflez (03/09/2013) [-]
yep
yep
User avatar #84 - pheonix667 (03/10/2013) [-]
i guess someone told him to go **** himself
#77 - vodnuth (03/10/2013) [-]
He probably became a pedophile because he was molested as a kid. By himself. Who then grew up and molested himself. Turning his past self into a pedophile. Who then grew up and molested himself. Wait, I'm detecting a pattern.
#118 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/10/2013) [-]
Will this be considered as homosexuality or masturbation when you are touching yourself from the past?
Will this be considered as homosexuality or masturbation when you are touching yourself from the past?
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#93 - thegingermancan (03/10/2013) [-]
<- the realization that I am the only person I know who would have sex with me
<- the realization that I am the only person I know who would have sex with me
#46 - itsfreecola (03/10/2013) [-]
hfw he ass rapes himself
hfw he ass rapes himself
#92 to #46 - samxdaxman (03/10/2013) [-]
HFW
User avatar #19 - kakkakrabbypatty (03/09/2013) [-]
"I'm about to go wibbly wobbly in your timey wimey"
User avatar #95 - szymonf (03/10/2013) [-]
Masturbation.
#15 - dinopoopsicle (03/09/2013) [-]
What a weak ******* gaming rig, I bet he doesn't even know what a 690 is pffft
#104 - trollkidsenior (03/10/2013) [-]
Hah, puns
#91 - thatoldguy (03/10/2013) [-]
Did he ever think that raping his younger self turns him into a pedophile?
#117 to #91 - darkjustifier (03/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #123 to #91 - cormy (03/10/2013) [-]
Well he clearly doesn't have a problem with it
User avatar #132 to #91 - mikepro (03/10/2013) [-]
Then he clearly needs to **** himself in order to become a pedophile or else **** won't happen and the universe will explode and ****
#101 - jmspock (03/10/2013) [-]
#57 - falconxmard (03/10/2013) [-]
Time travel always ends up bad on FJ
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