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#2 - ichbinzweijahrealt (03/09/2013) [-]
pretty suitable
#12 - genericnewfag ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
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#3 - rprol (03/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#15 - mytrakytra (03/10/2013) [-]
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#9 - bigsaltyballs (03/09/2013) [-]
poster's fw i try this and it fails
poster's fw i try this and it fails
User avatar #10 - robbiemcbiscuit (03/09/2013) [-]
fuck man. lost it a vortex of doom.
#19 - alawabidingcitizen (03/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#18 - lostdagame (03/10/2013) [-]
I Ror'd
User avatar #17 - thewiseass (03/10/2013) [-]
This almost made me, my friend, and my brother die.... thanks you hilarious jerk.
#14 - santathumbs (03/10/2013) [-]
No matter how many times this gets posted, it's always as funny as before.
#11 - willindor (03/10/2013) [-]
Good post.
Good post.
#8 - pitytehfool (03/09/2013) [-]
I read this whole thing in the voice of the aperture science emergency protocol voice.
#6 - majormoron (03/09/2013) [-]
That was pretty good, you actually got me to do more than blow air out of my nose!
That was pretty good, you actually got me to do more than blow air out of my nose!
#4 - levye (03/09/2013) [-]
lol this was good!
lol this was good!
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User avatar #7 - psykobear (03/09/2013) [-]
Repost.
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