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#10 - nyj
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(03/09/2013) [-]
And then there's this side of 4chan..
#25 to #10 - txsslg **User deleted account**
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#435 to #25 - makonendrak ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
See, now I have this image in my head of a fat girl hanging herself with liquorice
#261 to #10 - mcliiimon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
i actually laughed pretty hard, am i going to hell?
#410 to #10 - fuckthemhipsters
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#355 to #10 - luckydane
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#305 to #10 - zorororonoa
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I think that people crying over being called fat are the lowest ******* organisms on the planet. It isn't like being ugly or having a birth disorder where you can't help being unattractive. But if you are fat, and people make fun of you for being fat, and you hate being fat, then get off your fat ass and exercise. You can change whether or not you are fat. If you feel like you need to commit suicide because of something you chose to become and chose not to fix, them maybe it is for the best that you killed yourself. The world is better off without people who are like that. Now that my rant is over, I can say that this made me laugh, a lot.
#313 to #305 - gnillort
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(03/09/2013) [-]
agree 100%. Plus they make the United States look bad so I'm all for thinning the herd

pun intended.
#414 to #305 - oottovann
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I was a fat kid Growing up.

I tried to lose weight.... Exercise, diet... I hadn't touched cake for 2 years.

I worked my ******* ass off... Went to camp, had a drill Sargent...

I lost weight. almost 60 pounds. But, I still looked fat...

I was born with excessive loose-skin and my body actually needed the extra fat to fill myself out.

Not all fat people are capable of being, skinny...
#418 to #414 - BAdog
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Needs more Half Right FACE!
#441 to #414 - Jimminycracker
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(03/10/2013) [-]
thats biggest load of crap i ever heard. you werent born with extra loose skin you were born with pushover parents that gave what the **** ever you wanted so you became a fat kid.
#364 to #305 - thatguythatlaughs
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Aha im fat, but have lost a lot of weight because I wanted to do something about it.
I was 330 lbs, now im about 265 lbs. I lost that from Febuary 2012 to now.
I also had lap band surgery, which helped a ton.
Which I have to go to a doctor for.
Well a few times he has told me about a quote from Winston Churchill.
One night he was at a party and a woman came up to him and said "Mr. Churchill! You are drunk!" to which he replied "Yes I am, Ma'am. But tomorrow I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."
My doctor said that in relation too assholes. An asshole will call you fat, chubby, fat ass etc. and you can say"yes I am fat, but tomorrow i will be skinny and you will still be an asshole"
#444 to #305 - jakatackka
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(03/10/2013) [-]
You have no empathy.
#398 to #305 - camerel
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#452 to #305 - spudge
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I agree 100% with that

<My transformation in 3 months
#445 to #305 - TheReich
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Perhaps I could help them "burn" some calories.
#391 to #305 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
why did i read that in morgan freeman's voice
#412 to #305 - themastertroller
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(03/10/2013) [-]
i agree completely sir, thumb up
#419 to #305 - fuckyouto
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(03/10/2013) [-]
'Figure out what a metabolism is then have your "rant
#425 to #419 - doctorque
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(03/10/2013) [-]
well... your metabolic rate is also decided on how active you are and what kind of food you eat.

it is not passed on genetically but the style of living is often passed on from parent to child.
#427 to #425 - crownofroses
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(03/10/2013) [-]
It is passed on genetically if it's thyroid related
#449 to #427 - aulubear
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I'm kicking my thyroid's ass.

It was like 'Nah. I'll just turn off for you. Yep.'

And I was like 'No. Be ******* normal.' And so it did.

..Too bad I can't tell my pancreas to do the same thing.
That was random. I apologize.
#481 to #449 - crownofroses
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Type 1 diabeetus?
#482 to #481 - aulubear
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Yes indeed.
#483 to #482 - crownofroses
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(03/11/2013) [-]
That sucks.
#486 to #483 - aulubear
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(03/11/2013) [-]
It's not as bad as it sounds. I don't think.
#489 to #486 - crownofroses
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(03/12/2013) [-]
Weeelll, keeping track of insulin's gotta be a drag. But it's great to see someone who's not pitying themselves about it. I wish everyone had an attitude as great as that, including me. I has le ADHD and borderline Type 2 diabetes cuz I'm not very healthy in my food choices and exercise
#490 to #489 - crownofroses
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(03/12/2013) [-]
and asthma too
#491 to #490 - aulubear
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(03/12/2013) [-]
The first step is not worrying about it.
The second step is getting it in ******* line after you realize you let it slip. :3
#492 to #491 - crownofroses
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(03/12/2013) [-]
I am a worrywart, and also unmotivated. Pls halp.
#453 to #449 - elgringogordo **User deleted account**
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#428 to #427 - doctorque
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I guess you got me there
#434 to #427 - makonendrak ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Yes, it is, but you can still force your metabolism to adapt, basically by forcing yourself to eat less (only a little less otherwise your body stores every morsel you get) and **** more
#447 to #419 - thisguyisbeast
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I found the fat kid.
#357 to #305 - luckydane
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#33 to #10 - dreadedsin
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Her dad must have looked like Mr blobby and her mother must have looked like a humpback whale
#128 to #10 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
file:///C:/Users/User/Pictures/Pictures.Reactions/HaHaHaSofunny....png.png
#439 to #10 - banelingking
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Obese emo people don't cut themselves,

they just trim the fat
#426 to #10 - donutzrawsum
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Sympathy? From the internet? By god, next thing you'll want is for us to CARE, or FEEL. Pretty soon they'll expect us to go OUTSIDE. I SAY NEIGH
#265 to #10 - coolcman
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(03/09/2013) [-]
i dont even feel bad about how hard i laughed
#91 to #10 - bubbabrent
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Ok #1: why the **** would you post a picture of yourself on 4chan without knowing the consequenses and 2: Why would you kill yourself just because a bunch of random strangers called you fat?
#101 to #91 - fizzor
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Because some people are mentally unstable and can flip their **** over the smallest things.
#214 to #101 - jarelk
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Indeed, history of depression probably attributed to it.
#254 to #101 - karlossacramento
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(03/09/2013) [-]
or it's a troll....
#455 to #91 - bubbabrent
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(03/10/2013) [-]
ok, i understand that she probably had a lot of depression from others calling her fat but... the fact that she posted it on 4chan is just asking for depression to the MAX, seriously, that is probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard of someone post on 4chan.
#446 to #91 - jakatackka
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(03/10/2013) [-]
It's not like she was perfectly stable before she went on 4chan and became suicidally depressed the next. She was probably combatting depression because of her obesity, and this was the straw that broke the camel's back.
#404 to #91 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
amanda todd
#239 to #10 - lolollo
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(03/09/2013) [-]
4chan is chaotic neutral, not chaotic good.

It allows them not to give two ***** about this concept we call "morallity".
#51 to #10 - MasterManiac
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(03/09/2013) [-]
> "posted her picture on 4chan"
Seriously, what was she expecting?
#114 to #51 - buttinspecter
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(03/09/2013) [-]
She was expecting it to be like Facebook where everyone posts nice comments about each others pictures even though they're complete lies.
#11 to #10 - owmowmow
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(03/09/2013) [-]
**** I laughed.... Instantly felt like **** after
#15 to #11 - unclebourbon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Better make that two mate.
#116 to #15 - myanusisready
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(03/09/2013) [-]
laughed hard too
#19 to #15 - kisushima
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Looks like we'll be havin' a party goin' soon.
#21 to #19 - YoursTruley
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(03/09/2013) [-]
im going to hell huh...
#22 to #21 - lunarsandwich
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I'll see you there '-'

fat and sad? do something about it @_@
#138 to #11 - elmarcocfc
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Wait, why are going to hell for laughing?
#361 to #10 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I think they assumed it was a troll. Looks like it to me but I may be wrong.
#290 to #10 - Dap
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Fat people. eugh...
#298 to #290 - Brass
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Fat people are fine.
Fat people with an attitude and a sense of entitlement, those are the problem.
#302 to #298 - thegentleluger
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(03/09/2013) [-]
^
#299 to #298 - Jesusnipples
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(03/09/2013) [-]
^ ******* this
#301 to #10 - Jesusnipples
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(03/09/2013) [-]
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#82 to #10 - cabbagemayhem
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(03/09/2013) [-]
That's not two different sides of 4chan. Those are two different types of threads.
#442 to #10 - demonfish
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#26 to #10 - grocer
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I hope this is real. I'm going to hell.
#229 to #10 - fukkendragonite
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(03/09/2013) [-]
...don't ******* laugh....


don't ******* laugh....
#245 to #229 - ompalomper ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
it's useless mate. just let it out
#247 to #245 - fukkendragonite
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I may have giggled a bit.

What can I say? If I'm not around to be an arsehole, who will be?
#248 to #247 - ompalomper ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
no man chooses evil because it is evil he only mistakes it for happiness the good he seeks
#249 to #248 - fukkendragonite
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(03/09/2013) [-]
some quantum **** right there *****.
#253 to #249 - ompalomper ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
its a citation by Mary Wollstonecraft. i find it to be extremely true.

also good to know when trying to construct a villain for a story because no one likes "evil for the sake of evil" villains
#267 to #253 - nockae
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(03/09/2013) [-]
What about the joker?
#273 to #267 - ompalomper ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
he seems pretty damned happy when he did the **** he did
#272 to #267 - fukkendragonite
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(03/09/2013) [-]
was about to say this. I think if you're having "evil for the sake of evil" you need to explore the deeper issues in the psyche.
#32 to #10 - computor
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Or this.
#142 to #32 - yindragon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Assplosion part made me lose it.
#258 to #32 - golfwango
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(03/09/2013) [-]
i lost my **** reading this.
#430 to #258 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Did you fart too violently?
#196 to #32 - olisaurus
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(03/09/2013) [-]
This is the first time I laugh at something on funnyjunk for maybe months, thumb for you.
#347 to #196 - sinonyx
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(03/10/2013) [-]
man, i tell you what.. this be the first time i laugh here in months.. aint enjoy damn thing til this.. but i keep comin back, never goin leave
#372 to #347 - frysandaburger
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#61 - cupotruth
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(03/09/2013) [-]
If 4chan had been on it Bin Laden would have been dead years ago.
If 4chan had been on it Bin Laden would have been dead years ago.
#465 to #61 - koobzacc
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Anonymous, not 4chan :P
#405 to #61 - ignusblanchh
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(03/10/2013) [-]
you give anonanus and 4chub to much credit lol   
also 4chan isnt what it ysed to be   
   
   
lelele we is leeeee juuun
you give anonanus and 4chub to much credit lol
also 4chan isnt what it ysed to be


lelele we is leeeee juuun
#454 to #405 - AlexPaincakes
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Because too many people know about it swarming it with newfags.
#65 to #61 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
im pretty sure bin laden doesn't have a facebook page and a phone number.. U FUKING RETARD
#68 to #65 - allliiisonnn
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#84 to #65 - cabbagemayhem
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Implying that's the only way to do it.
#111 to #61 - undeadwill
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(03/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I think you're right
#462 to #61 - adamks
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(03/10/2013) [-]
But that is not true. You can be one hundred percent sure that whoever found him, is better at finding people than 4chan.
#472 to #462 - cabbagemayhem
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(03/11/2013) [-]
What makes you think that whoever found him isn't from 4chan?
#473 to #472 - adamks
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(03/11/2013) [-]
My certainty that 4chan is just as unproductive and dumb as we are.
#475 to #473 - cabbagemayhem
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The only site as unproductive as we are is 9fag. 4chan has a verifiable history of being in a completely different bracket of productivity than fj. By the time you looked though, it was probably already crawling with fj and 9fag cancer. What you saw was probably just a mirror of your own ****** sites.
#476 to #475 - adamks
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Stop licking 4chan's ass. I don't consider myself a legitimate part of 4chan, but I do lurk on their every once in a while, as in a couple times a week maybe. We are all the same people.
#479 to #476 - cabbagemayhem
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Also, stop going to 4chan. It's bad for you, and you're probably just being cancer.
#478 to #476 - cabbagemayhem
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(03/11/2013) [-]
4chan invented lolcats, trolled national media, and were the original anonymous. They pioneered most of what you see today when you were learning to type. FJ invented the repost. Ever since FB introduced swaths of douchebags to the internet, there's been cancer everywhere, but before that, we weren't even close to the same people. /b/ is ****, but you can't say they're as unproductive as we are. So I ask you again, what makes you think whoever found him isn't from 4chan?
#480 to #478 - adamks
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(03/11/2013) [-]
That they are just as ******* stupid as us. They are just more.
#484 to #480 - cabbagemayhem
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4chan has produced far more intelligent content than this site ever has, and that's why we leech their content. We're not smarter, we just have more of a life. Some people confuse the two. pic related
#485 to #484 - adamks
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(03/11/2013) [-]
You're not possible to argue with. Few people on 4chan has done something cool, like Katawa Shujo, but the majority is just like us. Lazy people looking for a cheap laugh.
#487 to #485 - cabbagemayhem
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Katawa Shujo is the coolest thing you've seen come out of 4chan? Well, maybe that's the problem. Anyway, as you can now see, there's no reason the person who caught Osama isn't one of those "few" at the head of the class, and there's no way to know.
#477 to #476 - adamks
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Wow. Can't believe I did that. On there*
#474 to #473 - cabbagemayhem
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#456 to #61 - Macbeth
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#122 to #61 - admiralen
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playstation network down for a week bin ladin found, coincidense?
#30 - vortix
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(03/09/2013) [-]
F /B/ I
#420 to #30 - scanners
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#440 to #420 - EmulateSnes ONLINE
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you post a comment after someone and wonder why the first post received more thumbs?
you post a comment after someone and wonder why the first post received more thumbs?
#451 to #440 - scanners
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I just completely mathed wrong, my bad
#432 to #420 - grimsho
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(03/10/2013) [-]
vortix posted his comment. for all we know your linked comment could just be reposted
#433 to #432 - grimsho
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(03/10/2013) [-]
posted his comment first*
#133 to #30 - vicsix
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(03/09/2013) [-]
What the ****** a /B/?
#324 to #133 - chasis
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Agreed, it's lower case, not upper case...
#331 to #324 - szymonf
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(03/09/2013) [-]
who gives a ****?
#232 to #30 - afrogeist
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Makes sense when you think about.
#31 - thesuperhanz
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(03/09/2013) [-]
/b/ then sent a **** load of pizzas to her house
#135 to #31 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
How is that bad?
#289 to #135 - theoriginalzombie
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Well you usually have to pay for them at the door. Its gotta suck saying I don't have money every ten minutes
#259 to #135 - rakoom
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(03/09/2013) [-]
He didn't imply that it was.
#52 - lordcuntdestroyer
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(03/09/2013) [-]
/b/ &gt; FBI
/b/ > FBI
#244 to #52 - hairibar
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(03/09/2013) [-]
must know it... what the **** is /b/??
#415 to #244 - Covenantkilla ONLINE
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I remember a time...
I remember a time...
#250 to #244 - lordcuntdestroyer
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(03/09/2013) [-]
/b/ is the random image board on 4chan where most things on 4chan take place, such as this post here
#256 to #250 - hairibar
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I'm relatively new at FJ, and I don't know too much about English pages, I'm from Spain (well, from the Basque Country)
#448 to #52 - sockprague
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah until the party van rolls around.
#132 to #52 - themurrey
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comment 30: "F /b/ I"
#64 to #52 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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(03/09/2013) [-]
/b/revity is the soul of wit
#90 - Zaitsev
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(03/09/2013) [-]
"How'd you get my number?"

"You can never escape."
#60 - crazyolitis
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(03/09/2013) [-]
HFW he visits her.
HFW he visits her.
#119 to #60 - linktheherooftime
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(03/09/2013) [-]
And this is /b/'s reaction
And this is /b/'s reaction
#74 - forgivens
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Like a good neighbor, 4Chan is there.
#109 to #74 - thedarkestrogue
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I think you meant "Like that creepy ass neighbor, 4chan is there! watching you and the little girl in your basement."
#77 to #74 - kanatana
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(03/09/2013) [-]
With chloroform!
#100 to #77 - largilloquent ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
bad news man, chloroform is actually really ******, they start to wake up as soon and you remove the rag from their face, and if you leave it on too long it can cause serious brain damage or death. use Novocaine next time :D
#161 to #100 - animepsycchosecond
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#164 to #161 - largilloquent ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
just saiyin :'(
#356 to #164 - kanatana
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(03/10/2013) [-]
NOBODY ASKED YOU, PATRICE!
#424 to #100 - linktheherooftime
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Well I though it was useful information.
#8 - geeko
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(03/09/2013) [-]
**geeko rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at I uphold Ohio's castle doctrine. ** her face when he called
#96 to #8 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
nice ****** roll
#12 to #8 - vincernio
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Relevant, I dislike ponies, but relevant none the less.
#407 to #12 - amuter ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Someone gave you a red thumb for saying that you dislike ponies, I have given you my green thumb to put you back to zero so that it gets back to zero.
#408 to #407 - amuter ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
"to put you back to zero so that it gets back to zero"

GOD DAMN IT!!!
#416 to #408 - vincernio
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Haha, i don't hate them, I just don't care for them. Granted it's likely due to the fact I had a friend try to force me into it.
#464 to #416 - amuter ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
hat means he's an ass about it, so many people try to force people into their own fandom. reminds me of religion...    
 Fandoms can in many ways be compared with religion, in some ways that can be good but in some ways that can be bad.
hat means he's an ass about it, so many people try to force people into their own fandom. reminds me of religion...
Fandoms can in many ways be compared with religion, in some ways that can be good but in some ways that can be bad.
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#3 - Hidnight
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(03/09/2013) [-]
4chan is a force of we do what we want