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Stealing candy with Dave

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CANDY RECENTLY. I . KNOW WHAT I ?
i SORRY, I FORGOT TD PAY, HERES Mi" r
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I STEELE SOME CANDY. strfkr'
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#5 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#15 - oodlesandoodles (03/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Low steaks crime, huh? I thought he said he was stealing candy.
Low steaks crime, huh? I thought he said he was stealing candy.
#3 - hatmanfirst (03/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
His face after taking the candy.
His face after taking the candy.
#48 - retrochris (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm a real gangster, I got caught stealing candy 3 times but I only cried 2 times
#31 - geckosean (03/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
LOW STEAKS
#65 - strawberryfields (03/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what he stole
#11 - gogstarr (03/09/2013) [-]
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#73 - josieabby (03/09/2013) [-]
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#59 - imofcnotharveydent (03/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't know it was so little to pay for a prostitute
I didn't know it was so little to pay for a prostitute
#76 - josieabby (03/09/2013) [-]
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#1 - solarisofcelestia (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Admitting that was a big mistake!
#29 - phanact (03/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#81 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/09/2013) [-]
Sometimes i take two mints instead of one when it says "Please take one"
#55 - sammyjankiis (03/09/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#47 - rprzombie (03/09/2013) [-]
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Read this in Dave's voice when i saw his face. It's like a private stand up show.
#26 - lostdagame (03/09/2013) [-]
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#82 - Clonious (03/09/2013) [-]
My friend and I used to steal candy from a wal-mart when we we're younger. We figured stealing candy from a mega corporation wasn't that big of a deal...

But then one time an old man came up to us while we were slowly and tactically slipping candy into our baggy clothes, unknowing what we were up to and said to us "When I was young, an old man came up to me and gave me a Dollar. Ever since then I've told myself I would do the same in my old age. Here's $10's kids", handed us the money and walked off.

We felt bad after that.
#7 - awildniglet (03/09/2013) [-]
Candy, you say?
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