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User avatar #585 - rocksteady (03/10/2013) [-]
This is the most retarded ethnocentric post I have seen.

You do realize if North Korea launches nukes at America it would be devastating right.
User avatar #591 to #585 - ekiouja (04/15/2013) [-]
Their farthest reaching missile wouldn't hit the far side of japan, let alone the states.
User avatar #592 to #591 - rocksteady (04/19/2013) [-]
You can drop a missile from a plane.

I even think... oh yes that's right, it's been done before in every major war.
User avatar #543 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/09/2013) [-]
North Korea has threatened nuclear attacks against their "aggressors". Fearing inclusion in this generalization, France has already preemptively surrendered.
#534 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
Goodbye funny junk after seeing so many ******* reposts I'm off to 4chan hopefully sometime I might be back when you sort you'r **** together thanks goodbye
#526 - strawberryfields (03/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #520 - turtlepoop (03/09/2013) [-]
do you ever realise sloths are what would happen if a coconut come to life
#516 - diegotan (03/09/2013) [-]
Everyone knows Tibet is the true power.
Everyone knows Tibet is the true power.
#515 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
I love america, sometimes the patriotism gets out of hand but that's probably the media putting you in the spotlight a bit much, only picking the bad things and such... I'd love to live in america my perception is my accent would get me dem bitchez[
User avatar #533 to #515 - icametocomment (03/09/2013) [-]
Well, our government is currently being a lazy bunch of squabbling fags who couldn't agree on which way to run if a train was coming at them, but hey, we've got free speech and no dictators.

As for your accent, it depends on where you're from.
#513 - kyoutu (03/09/2013) [-]
US would not totally PWN North Korea in a war for many reasons (yes they would most likely win but not without casualty) and here is why.

All of North Korea's money goes into it's military.... Training soldiers, Providing such soldiers with gear, Jets, Tanks, etc. They have a lot of money that seems to "disappear" and nobody is sure exactly what North Korea has in terms of vehicles.

Secondly, a small country does not mean a small military, they have the 4th biggest military in the world, with... 1,106,000 Troops (on last count) North Korea's forces have grown since then

America ranks second in this list with 1,458,219 troops, but who knows, NK may have more than this now....

It'd be a pretty well matched war in terms of military size, though I'm sure the US will have more vehicles.

Do not start the argument "America has more nukes", it's a stupid argument as nobody wanted to start a nuclear war, and America would loose all it's allies in doing so.
User avatar #589 to #513 - watermelonkittie (03/15/2013) [-]
You are forgetting that as soon as North Korea attacks anything, America, South Korea and China will be all over them. They are fighting three countries here. There is no way they will win this.
User avatar #590 to #589 - kyoutu (03/15/2013) [-]
North Korea and China are allies, China has a pact with N Korea to protect it.
China is against what N Korea is doing as it doesn't want trouble with America but if it lead to war I think China would stand back.

As for S Korea, they won't attack N Korea unless N Korea attacks them, this is something they've been doing for years. N Korea has threatened S Korea many times to push them into war but S Korea is very good at waiting for N Korea to make the first move.

This isn't the Justic League of countries, this is real life, countries won't jump into a war that isn't an immediate threat to them, Hence why America stood out of WWII for so long.
User avatar #538 to #513 - warlike (03/09/2013) [-]
Actually, we probably wouldn't do much at all. They would launch stuff at south, (maybe a nuke if they could manage to glue one together.) and then the south would fight back. Yes NK has a massive military but it doesn't have any resources for them. Most of their boats have no fuel so they sail, most of the soldiers don't get enough food so they have to steal, ETC. Their war would be pretty short.

Our involvement (this is only if they launched a nuke or tried to mount a full scale invasion on the south) would probably be as such: They'd launch or invade, south korea would fight them for a big, they'd call for help, we'd send over a carrier force, put another 50,000 boots on the ground and pretty much force them into a full blown surrender this time. Not an armistice like last time. One thing you didn't factor in is that while the people are brainwashed to love Kim, once they get a glimpse of the outside it's all over. The people would realize the ****** conditions they are living in and they'll rise up against the government. The world wins.
#532 to #513 - ltsparky (03/09/2013) [-]
Well, the fact of the matter is this:   
   
North Korea: Soviet area equipment and hardware    
U.S/Japan/South Korea: Cutting edge technology, aircraft, and Soldiers around the world.   
   
Having more Soldiers in your military  means nothing when you have 						******					 training, 						******					 equipment, and a fanatical leadership who is willing to sacrifice you and your family.   
   
The only one truly hurt by a North Korean attack would be South Korea, just because they have thousands of missiles already pointed at the South. North Korea would never recover from the Allied attack, that's a fact. The U.S. would only have to really use it's Navy and Air Force, and maybe (just maybe) ground forces. But again, it would be no contest.   
   
   
- Army Combat Engineer for 4 years. We've studied these scenarios extensively. There would be lives lost, but N.Korea is of no serious (as in, regime changing/world ending) concern.
Well, the fact of the matter is this:

North Korea: Soviet area equipment and hardware
U.S/Japan/South Korea: Cutting edge technology, aircraft, and Soldiers around the world.

Having more Soldiers in your military means nothing when you have ****** training, ****** equipment, and a fanatical leadership who is willing to sacrifice you and your family.

The only one truly hurt by a North Korean attack would be South Korea, just because they have thousands of missiles already pointed at the South. North Korea would never recover from the Allied attack, that's a fact. The U.S. would only have to really use it's Navy and Air Force, and maybe (just maybe) ground forces. But again, it would be no contest.


- Army Combat Engineer for 4 years. We've studied these scenarios extensively. There would be lives lost, but N.Korea is of no serious (as in, regime changing/world ending) concern.
User avatar #527 to #513 - gildemoono (03/09/2013) [-]
Just out of curiosity. Do you know the size of nk's navy? Because us having naval superiority would be a big deal with a na tion such as nk.
User avatar #535 to #527 - ltsparky (03/09/2013) [-]
Let's put it this way. The U.S. Navy has a larger combined tonnage/number of ships than the next 10 navies combined
User avatar #514 to #513 - kyoutu (03/09/2013) [-]
lose* :3
#509 - mankey ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #500 - UberAndrew (03/09/2013) [-]
I doubt North Korea would actually start anything, they'd have to realize they'd be starting a war they couldn't win.
Even though the world likes to joke about America they are not someone you want to go to war with, the 'war' wouldn't take very long at all.
#517 to #500 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan.......
I disagree ^
your record of meddling is quite impressive though, WWI WWII etc.
America would kick N.Korea's ass though, yes.
User avatar #539 to #517 - warlike (03/09/2013) [-]
Stupid anon, America won the war in Iraq. They killed Saddam and set up a new gov. Win.

And as for meddling, without our support in WWI or WWII, there would've been a very slim chance of the Allies winning.
#499 - juha (03/09/2013) [-]
deal with it
User avatar #496 - jinxbomb (03/09/2013) [-]
i suppose it was high time for the Us to finally get into another war where they actually look like the good guy and don't just go in and trample all over a developing nation then run out again
#504 to #496 - nephrithotroll (03/09/2013) [-]
>Implying they ever been the good guys
User avatar #506 to #504 - Wartottle (03/09/2013) [-]
Attacking japan, they were fighting against somebody that was partnered with the nazis AND somebody that attacked them, sure they went a bit too far with atom bombs, but they got the job done didn't they?
#508 to #506 - nephrithotroll (03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah like they didn't put the Japanes Americans civilians into death camps called the War Relocation Camps.
Yeah like they didn't put the Japanes Americans civilians into death camps called the War Relocation Camps.
User avatar #525 to #508 - fosforgasxiii (03/09/2013) [-]
It weren't death camps. A deathcamp is a camp designed to concentrate people in it and kill them there, like Auschwitz-Birkenau. The American camps were prisoncamps.
#494 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
I think that US's leg should be some fatass leg with elephant poo on the top.. and i mean a huge pile of elephant poo.
#505 to #494 - arrogant (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm no american, but that is a whole new level of retarded and not funny
I'm no american, but that is a whole new level of retarded and not funny
User avatar #510 to #505 - xzynth (03/09/2013) [-]
FYI the next season GOT is out in less than a month!
User avatar #578 to #510 - arrogant (03/10/2013) [-]
Yep. I'm getting excited :)
User avatar #579 to #578 - xzynth (03/10/2013) [-]
I got excited by just whatching that gif. Currently doing a rerun of season 1 and 2 so I'm prepared for season 3. Recomendable!
#488 - DutchBlood (03/09/2013) [-]
America got RDJ. North Korea will never win.
America got RDJ. North Korea will never win.
#521 to #488 - senoldlx (03/09/2013) [-]
true words of wisdom
true words of wisdom
#485 - vynillabear (03/09/2013) [-]
alright I have a genuine question. I know I'm probably uninformed but can't we shoot down nukes now? Isn't there that whole Patriot missile interceptor system thing?
User avatar #498 to #485 - UberAndrew (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm fairly sure we can.
I don't think there's too much fear of a nuke actually hitting us.
#519 to #498 - vynillabear (03/09/2013) [-]
yea thats what I assumed, so why do North Korea's nuclear weapons frighten us so much?
User avatar #522 to #519 - UberAndrew (03/09/2013) [-]
In actuality there isn't too much actual fear of a nuclear strike doing us any harm, but it's pretty much guaranteed that there will be war if they attempt a nuke strike, and whether we win or lose war is always messy.
#523 to #522 - vynillabear (03/09/2013) [-]
true true, I never looked at it from that way before. Thanks for your insight. Here's an irrelevant gif for your troubles.
true true, I never looked at it from that way before. Thanks for your insight. Here's an irrelevant gif for your troubles.
User avatar #541 to #523 - warlike (03/09/2013) [-]
We're not so much worried it'll hit us, we're worried for South Korea, Japan, and all the other countries in striking range.
User avatar #466 - wizlock (03/09/2013) [-]
China supports north korea, and you probably know that china is one ************ you don't want to **** with
User avatar #491 to #466 - zakaizer (03/09/2013) [-]
Actually, since N.Korea started this whole 'Break the peace treaty' malarkey, China and Russia (Both former allies) have now turned their backs on them, and are siding with the UN... Kim hasn't got a chance.
#460 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
Americans are bullies, so **** you and your so-called 'freedom'.
User avatar #557 to #460 - defacedcreeper (03/09/2013) [-]
>bullies

*Gullible idiots
User avatar #452 - jimboismynameo (03/09/2013) [-]
the real problem is not N.Korea itself.....but all its big friends....like China and Russia

take those two out of the equation and storming N.Korea would not be such a big deal
#478 to #452 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
China and Russia will only help if we attack first. They're only allied for defence not offence. If they start **** first, they wont help them.
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