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rocksteady (03/10/2013) [-] This is the most retarded ethnocentric post I have seen.
You do realize if North Korea launches nukes at America it would be devastating right.
You do realize if North Korea launches nukes at America it would be devastating right.
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HonkIfIDriveWell (03/09/2013) [-] North Korea has threatened nuclear attacks against their "aggressors". Fearing inclusion in this generalization, France has already preemptively surrendered.
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strawberryfields (03/09/2013) [-] 1.What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
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turtlepoop (03/09/2013) [-] do you ever realise sloths are what would happen if a coconut come to life
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anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
I love america, sometimes the patriotism gets out of hand but that's probably the media putting you in the spotlight a bit much, only picking the bad things and such... I'd love to live in america my perception is my accent would get me dem bitchez[
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icametocomment (03/09/2013) [-] Well, our government is currently being a lazy bunch of squabbling fags who couldn't agree on which way to run if a train was coming at them, but hey, we've got free speech and no dictators.
As for your accent, it depends on where you're from.
As for your accent, it depends on where you're from.
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kyoutu (03/09/2013) [-] US would not totally PWN North Korea in a war for many reasons (yes they would most likely win but not without casualty) and here is why.
All of North Korea's money goes into it's military.... Training soldiers, Providing such soldiers with gear, Jets, Tanks, etc. They have a lot of money that seems to "disappear" and nobody is sure exactly what North Korea has in terms of vehicles.
Secondly, a small country does not mean a small military, they have the 4th biggest military in the world, with... 1,106,000 Troops (on last count) North Korea's forces have grown since then
America ranks second in this list with 1,458,219 troops, but who knows, NK may have more than this now....
It'd be a pretty well matched war in terms of military size, though I'm sure the US will have more vehicles.
Do not start the argument "America has more nukes", it's a stupid argument as nobody wanted to start a nuclear war, and America would loose all it's allies in doing so.
All of North Korea's money goes into it's military.... Training soldiers, Providing such soldiers with gear, Jets, Tanks, etc. They have a lot of money that seems to "disappear" and nobody is sure exactly what North Korea has in terms of vehicles.
Secondly, a small country does not mean a small military, they have the 4th biggest military in the world, with... 1,106,000 Troops (on last count) North Korea's forces have grown since then
America ranks second in this list with 1,458,219 troops, but who knows, NK may have more than this now....
It'd be a pretty well matched war in terms of military size, though I'm sure the US will have more vehicles.
Do not start the argument "America has more nukes", it's a stupid argument as nobody wanted to start a nuclear war, and America would loose all it's allies in doing so.
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kyoutu (03/15/2013) [-] North Korea and China are allies, China has a pact with N Korea to protect it.
China is against what N Korea is doing as it doesn't want trouble with America but if it lead to war I think China would stand back.
As for S Korea, they won't attack N Korea unless N Korea attacks them, this is something they've been doing for years. N Korea has threatened S Korea many times to push them into war but S Korea is very good at waiting for N Korea to make the first move.
This isn't the Justic League of countries, this is real life, countries won't jump into a war that isn't an immediate threat to them, Hence why America stood out of WWII for so long.
China is against what N Korea is doing as it doesn't want trouble with America but if it lead to war I think China would stand back.
As for S Korea, they won't attack N Korea unless N Korea attacks them, this is something they've been doing for years. N Korea has threatened S Korea many times to push them into war but S Korea is very good at waiting for N Korea to make the first move.
This isn't the Justic League of countries, this is real life, countries won't jump into a war that isn't an immediate threat to them, Hence why America stood out of WWII for so long.
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warlike (03/09/2013) [-] Actually, we probably wouldn't do much at all. They would launch stuff at south, (maybe a nuke if they could manage to glue one together.) and then the south would fight back. Yes NK has a massive military but it doesn't have any resources for them. Most of their boats have no fuel so they sail, most of the soldiers don't get enough food so they have to steal, ETC. Their war would be pretty short.
Our involvement (this is only if they launched a nuke or tried to mount a full scale invasion on the south) would probably be as such: They'd launch or invade, south korea would fight them for a big, they'd call for help, we'd send over a carrier force, put another 50,000 boots on the ground and pretty much force them into a full blown surrender this time. Not an armistice like last time. One thing you didn't factor in is that while the people are brainwashed to love Kim, once they get a glimpse of the outside it's all over. The people would realize the ****** conditions they are living in and they'll rise up against the government. The world wins.
Our involvement (this is only if they launched a nuke or tried to mount a full scale invasion on the south) would probably be as such: They'd launch or invade, south korea would fight them for a big, they'd call for help, we'd send over a carrier force, put another 50,000 boots on the ground and pretty much force them into a full blown surrender this time. Not an armistice like last time. One thing you didn't factor in is that while the people are brainwashed to love Kim, once they get a glimpse of the outside it's all over. The people would realize the ****** conditions they are living in and they'll rise up against the government. The world wins.
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ltsparky (03/09/2013) [-] Well, the fact of the matter is this:
North Korea: Soviet area equipment and hardware
U.S/Japan/South Korea: Cutting edge technology, aircraft, and Soldiers around the world.
Having more Soldiers in your military means nothing when you have ****** training, ****** equipment, and a fanatical leadership who is willing to sacrifice you and your family.
The only one truly hurt by a North Korean attack would be South Korea, just because they have thousands of missiles already pointed at the South. North Korea would never recover from the Allied attack, that's a fact. The U.S. would only have to really use it's Navy and Air Force, and maybe (just maybe) ground forces. But again, it would be no contest.
- Army Combat Engineer for 4 years. We've studied these scenarios extensively. There would be lives lost, but N.Korea is of no serious (as in, regime changing/world ending) concern.
North Korea: Soviet area equipment and hardware
U.S/Japan/South Korea: Cutting edge technology, aircraft, and Soldiers around the world.
Having more Soldiers in your military means nothing when you have ****** training, ****** equipment, and a fanatical leadership who is willing to sacrifice you and your family.
The only one truly hurt by a North Korean attack would be South Korea, just because they have thousands of missiles already pointed at the South. North Korea would never recover from the Allied attack, that's a fact. The U.S. would only have to really use it's Navy and Air Force, and maybe (just maybe) ground forces. But again, it would be no contest.
- Army Combat Engineer for 4 years. We've studied these scenarios extensively. There would be lives lost, but N.Korea is of no serious (as in, regime changing/world ending) concern.
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UberAndrew (03/09/2013) [-] I doubt North Korea would actually start anything, they'd have to realize they'd be starting a war they couldn't win.
Even though the world likes to joke about America they are not someone you want to go to war with, the 'war' wouldn't take very long at all.
Even though the world likes to joke about America they are not someone you want to go to war with, the 'war' wouldn't take very long at all.
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jinxbomb (03/09/2013) [-] i suppose it was high time for the Us to finally get into another war where they actually look like the good guy and don't just go in and trample all over a developing nation then run out again
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anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
I think that US's leg should be some fatass leg with elephant poo on the top.. and i mean a huge pile of elephant poo.
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vynillabear (03/09/2013) [-]
alright I have a genuine question. I know I'm probably uninformed but can't we shoot down nukes now? Isn't there that whole Patriot missile interceptor system thing?
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wizlock (03/09/2013) [-] China supports north korea, and you probably know that china is one ************ you don't want to **** with
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jimboismynameo (03/09/2013) [-] the real problem is not N.Korea itself.....but all its big friends....like China and Russia
take those two out of the equation and storming N.Korea would not be such a big deal
take those two out of the equation and storming N.Korea would not be such a big deal
