How I assume thisN.Korea thing will end. . Tm " COPYRIGHT © 2013 M JACKSON Mt
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#214 to #115 - kailybailybo (03/09/2013) [-]
We are indeed entertained.
User avatar #241 to #115 - minatsuki (03/09/2013) [-]
I was looking for this one.
#410 to #115 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
ahahahahah you genius
#540 to #115 - discon (03/09/2013) [-]
**discon rolls 86**
User avatar #390 to #33 - xdiabolicx (03/09/2013) [-]
you win all of my internets
#1 - irvea (03/08/2013) [-]
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I love the expression in the last panel.
#38 to #1 - irvea (03/08/2013) [-]
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For those that want this template / reaction image / idk.
#108 to #1 - Uthly (03/09/2013) [-]
But his expression never changes...
User avatar #113 to #108 - irvea (03/09/2013) [-]
My bad, I meant his gesture / the way he is standing / whatever the right word for it is. I don't know what word I should've used, English is not my main language.
#118 to #113 - Uthly (03/09/2013) [-]
Heheh, yeah, that is pretty awsome
#28 to #1 - ChrisCmagicbananas (03/08/2013) [-]
I saw it more as "what the **** bro" then anything
User avatar #29 to #28 - irvea (03/08/2013) [-]
fine, i'll start GIMP again just because i'm nice and because i think it's a good idea
would "what the **** bro" or "the **** bro" look better?
#31 to #29 - ChrisCmagicbananas (03/08/2013) [-]
Hmm Maybe just "The **** bro" and I dont want to CAPTCHA
#37 to #31 - irvea (03/08/2013) [-]
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How's this?
#70 to #37 - ChrisCmagicbananas (03/08/2013) [-]
It's great and I what I mean is the captcha to post..Why can't it be set to do it every few post instead of every single one
User avatar #71 to #70 - irvea (03/08/2013) [-]
I get them only once a day, I guess it has something to do with your comment & content levels.
#72 to #71 - ChrisCmagicbananas (03/08/2013) [-]
Ahh I guess. I don't comment much and have never posted content....Oh well
User avatar #32 to #31 - irvea (03/08/2013) [-]
what do you mean with you don't want to captcha? ._.
#178 - thisisdj (03/09/2013) [-]
North Korea after nuking the US.
#461 to #178 - thenewneone (03/09/2013) [-]
Have you heard of nuclear winter?
#26 - raybanned (03/08/2013) [-]
How the last panel should be
User avatar #111 to #26 - youjustlossthegame (03/09/2013) [-]
The US has three legs to support all its fat people.(I'm American)
#119 to #111 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
naw it's just a massive cock, they had to disguise it with a boot on the end so people don't get grossed out.

but yea.. smearing our fat cock on other communist countries, it's what we do best.
#125 to #119 - thereasonableperso (03/09/2013) [-]
Dos anyone have that gif of a of a woman wearing an american flag, and starts wiping a giant dildo across a RISK board? And the source of said gif.
#528 to #125 - thereasonableperso (03/09/2013) [-]
Why am i being thumbed down? All I did was ask fir a gif.
#145 to #26 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
There should be another panel at the end. You know, the one where America pours hundreds of billions of dollars into the country after stomping it.
#176 - trollypollyz (03/09/2013) [-]
The real version of this 10x repost
#163 - tffan (03/09/2013) [-]
If North Korea ever decides to go nuclear on us we'll most likely turn South Korea into an island.
If North Korea ever decides to go nuclear on us we'll most likely turn South Korea into an island.
User avatar #208 to #163 - envinite (03/09/2013) [-]
*Northern Asia
#337 to #163 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
We'll most likely all die in a horrible pit of fire, as America North Korea and all the countries surrounding these two will become nuclear wastelands, possibly setting off a nuclear winter ending all life as we know it.
#370 to #163 - lolme (03/09/2013) [-]
Dumbass. The people of North Korea are being supressed by the govornment and are tortured or even killed if they do something that kim jon jung pong trung dong doesn't like. It's not like they want to starve to death, pray to a PERSON (Kim.), thank him for all the "good" stuff he's done to the country etc. You can't just remove a country from the map because it's leadership is totally 			******		 up.
Dumbass. The people of North Korea are being supressed by the govornment and are tortured or even killed if they do something that kim jon jung pong trung dong doesn't like. It's not like they want to starve to death, pray to a PERSON (Kim.), thank him for all the "good" stuff he's done to the country etc. You can't just remove a country from the map because it's leadership is totally ****** up.
User avatar #377 to #370 - tffan (03/09/2013) [-]
That's like saying we shouldn't have retaliated when Japan " ****** up" and decided to bomb Pearl Harbor. And I'm not talking about the citizens of N.K. I never brought them up. I'm talking about the government of N.K. wanting to kill us. We live in a world where our policies seem to be to please everyone when we clearly have enemies that hate our guts no matter how much we do for them. The point has come to whether they die or we die. What do you want it to be?
#250 - IronWill (03/09/2013) [-]
This would happen If North Korea attack USA.
#194 - linktheherooftime (03/09/2013) [-]
Are you ******* sorry?
User avatar #204 to #194 - jdistasio (03/09/2013) [-]
I loled
#188 - neededllama (03/09/2013) [-]
I think we're just waiting for China to be like, "You know what, do it. Go ahead, bomb America, which you can barely 			*******		 reach. I'm done with this 			****		, don't expect any help from me." Then America bombs them to nothing with freedom and glory.   
   
Seriously though, the only good reason we haven't demolished their ass is because we've got a good trade going with China. Once that alliance is gone, it's over.
I think we're just waiting for China to be like, "You know what, do it. Go ahead, bomb America, which you can barely ******* reach. I'm done with this **** , don't expect any help from me." Then America bombs them to nothing with freedom and glory.

Seriously though, the only good reason we haven't demolished their ass is because we've got a good trade going with China. Once that alliance is gone, it's over.
#189 to #188 - pariahlol (03/09/2013) [-]
I think it's gonna go like this; NK is going to do something to Japan, we're going to bomb the living **** out of NK, and China is just gonna deal with it.
User avatar #207 to #189 - nitsuan (03/09/2013) [-]
At this point in time China is kind of siding with the UN sanctions. That's why they have been so ticked off lately.
User avatar #229 - Spavaloo (03/09/2013) [-]
The next day, Obama drops his "crusade for peace" act, and goes up onstage to make a speech to the world:

"Is everyone listening? Yeah, I hope so. Anyway, the civilians of Pyongyang have exactly five hours to vacate the city, starting now. After that, I'm gonna melt your CBD with some good, old-fashioned, American-brand nuclear hellfire. Kegger on the White House lawn in thirty minutes, and guess what, Kim Jong-Un? There's gonna be cake, because **** you."

Then he kicks the podium over and struts home to start the party.
User avatar #295 to #229 - deesdee (03/09/2013) [-]
I read all of that in his voice...
User avatar #272 to #229 - Schwarzenegger (03/09/2013) [-]
I'd love him forever if he did that...
#6 - NhuckCorris (03/08/2013) [-]
I love everything about America, apart from how religious it can be sometimes.

I'm British, so Americans hate me.

Come at me bro.
User avatar #24 to #6 - averagemcgee (03/08/2013) [-]
"I'm British, so Americans hate me. "

since when?
User avatar #142 to #24 - cudlefish ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
SINCE LIKE 1700 BEEEEEYOTCH, MURCA4LYFE, DOWN WITH THE COMMIES, DOWN WITH BRITS, DOWN WITH THE JAPS, DOWN WITH THE CANADIANS etc.
User avatar #92 to #6 - russiangirl (03/09/2013) [-]
it's weird, i'm an america though people mistake me for so many things and they call me british, a russian spy/big and stuff like that
User avatar #135 to #6 - defender (03/09/2013) [-]
I don't hate you
#164 to #6 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
You know as an murican england is not that bad either i love top gear uk lolol
User avatar #191 to #6 - onkii (03/09/2013) [-]
i'm american and we love british people over here.
User avatar #282 to #6 - ForNarniaaa (03/09/2013) [-]
I actually love your accents. I have no reason to hate you. Plus, Andy Murray is one of my favorite tennis players.
User avatar #330 to #6 - wykkid ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I like you...
#20 to #6 - areyouawakeyet (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm American and, in a nutshell, I agree with you.   
   
The more religious people tend to be responsible for blocking gay rights, women's rights (I know we all joke about it, but is anybody seriously against a woman's right to her body/abortions/etc.? If anything it keeps us from being dads.), and social change.
I'm American and, in a nutshell, I agree with you.

The more religious people tend to be responsible for blocking gay rights, women's rights (I know we all joke about it, but is anybody seriously against a woman's right to her body/abortions/etc.? If anything it keeps us from being dads.), and social change.
#440 to #20 - ookichinchindesu (03/09/2013) [-]
That baby is not "their body" it's just in "their body". It is only a perception of yours that you think they are taking women's rights away. It isn't denying a privilege, they aren't victims (most of the time) it is a bunch of irresponsible people (like 90%) that are to lazy to buy a condom. So they try everything in their power not to think of it as murder. Why do you think people get so upset even though it's not their "business".
#57 to #6 - firstresponder (03/08/2013) [-]
British people are awesome. What makes you think that we hate you?
British people are awesome. What makes you think that we hate you?
User avatar #16 to #6 - xXBananaBishopXx (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm American and love the British as well. I'm quite fond of women with brit and aussie accents.
#27 to #16 - ChrisCmagicbananas (03/08/2013) [-]
Yo so am I more aussie then british but yea
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User avatar #61 to #47 - neokun ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Not trying to start a flame, but could you expand on your thoughts with the whole america saving our asses thing?
+1
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#30 to #6 - adolfoliverbush ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
i'm american and i only hate the french, not because of anything but their accents
User avatar #512 to #30 - milthyfoustache (03/09/2013) [-]
I thought I hated the French until I went to France and realised they are pretty awesome people
User avatar #147 to #30 - implosay (03/09/2013) [-]
>Implying we're all talking like the Spy from TF2
#437 to #30 - ookichinchindesu (03/09/2013) [-]
Same here man i think the "language of love" sounds obnoxious. But likewise nothing against them personally.
User avatar #103 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2013) [-]
every time i'm in america they love me more than their own people. what part did you go to?
#12 to #6 - xsap (03/08/2013) [-]
i'm american and i love the british.. muddafukin classy and ****
#412 to #6 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
ITC: American-British circlejerking
#346 to #6 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm an american born in england. I guess I'd be a filthy half breed if it were true.

But man, the only region I think you can say we'd hate is the middle east, but that sort of thing happens during every war.

our ire will be directed at those hawaiians soon enough...
User avatar #22 to #6 - teevee (03/08/2013) [-]
americans don't hate you...
but yeah not everyone over here gets super preachy, just some assholes.
User avatar #283 to #6 - aysitlo ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Dude, I ******* love the British.

And believe it or not, most of us aren't religious nutcases.
User avatar #9 to #6 - ultimtemplar (03/08/2013) [-]
Strange... I'm American and I would give almost anything to move to Britain...
User avatar #130 to #9 - pottie (03/09/2013) [-]
After coming to Britain and meeting chav's, you will want to go straight back home. Trust me.
User avatar #25 to #9 - superracoon (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you shouldn't but... Why?
User avatar #43 to #25 - ultimtemplar (03/08/2013) [-]
Because I'm sick of living in the world's spotlight. Everyone accuses America of trying to be the king of the world, it would be a lot less true if everyone would stop paying attention to it!
User avatar #39 to #25 - thatguyontheright (03/08/2013) [-]
I would do the same, just for a couple years. See new things, meet new people, learn new things.
User avatar #17 to #9 - bubbleisacat (03/08/2013) [-]
i would do anything the same to get a green card
#195 to #6 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
American hating one of the few foreign English speaking countries?

Heresy, we love our funny talkin' big brother of a country..
User avatar #34 to #6 - hazmathank (03/08/2013) [-]
But...i don't hate you
User avatar #186 to #6 - allamericandude ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Americans hate Brits? We love you guys! You're all British and stuff.
#223 to #6 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
Listen to me friend from across the pond. I have no problem with Brits but it seems like they start the hating on us most of the time so that starts the internet fights
User avatar #139 to #6 - cudlefish ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm American, and everyone ******* loves British people
User avatar #193 to #6 - zerokiller (03/09/2013) [-]
American's don't hate the British, and I love you for not hating us Americans.
User avatar #109 to #6 - andriod (03/09/2013) [-]
but we generally love brits.

Just look at how many of our movie directors hire British actors.
#518 to #6 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
**** you Britfag.... nah jk, Britain's cool
User avatar #65 to #6 - MCPO (03/08/2013) [-]
I don't know if I hate you. We could discuss it after an episode of QI
User avatar #502 to #6 - lawlfailwinepic (03/09/2013) [-]
We don't hate you. You're one of our allies.
User avatar #21 to #6 - sockprague (03/08/2013) [-]
Americans hate brits? We only make you the bad guys in our movies, nothing personal. You got a sinister ass accent.
User avatar #129 to #21 - pottie (03/09/2013) [-]
I have a sinister ass accent? Hot daym! i always thought the Germans were bad guys in movies.
#179 to #129 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
that's only war movies
User avatar #511 to #129 - milthyfoustache (03/09/2013) [-]
My accent isn't sinister it just makes me sound like I grew up in a barn. Northerner problems.
#513 - kyoutu (03/09/2013) [-]
US would not totally PWN North Korea in a war for many reasons (yes they would most likely win but not without casualty) and here is why.

All of North Korea's money goes into it's military.... Training soldiers, Providing such soldiers with gear, Jets, Tanks, etc. They have a lot of money that seems to "disappear" and nobody is sure exactly what North Korea has in terms of vehicles.

Secondly, a small country does not mean a small military, they have the 4th biggest military in the world, with... 1,106,000 Troops (on last count) North Korea's forces have grown since then

America ranks second in this list with 1,458,219 troops, but who knows, NK may have more than this now....

It'd be a pretty well matched war in terms of military size, though I'm sure the US will have more vehicles.

Do not start the argument "America has more nukes", it's a stupid argument as nobody wanted to start a nuclear war, and America would loose all it's allies in doing so.
User avatar #514 to #513 - kyoutu (03/09/2013) [-]
lose* :3
User avatar #538 to #513 - warlike (03/09/2013) [-]
Actually, we probably wouldn't do much at all. They would launch stuff at south, (maybe a nuke if they could manage to glue one together.) and then the south would fight back. Yes NK has a massive military but it doesn't have any resources for them. Most of their boats have no fuel so they sail, most of the soldiers don't get enough food so they have to steal, ETC. Their war would be pretty short.

Our involvement (this is only if they launched a nuke or tried to mount a full scale invasion on the south) would probably be as such: They'd launch or invade, south korea would fight them for a big, they'd call for help, we'd send over a carrier force, put another 50,000 boots on the ground and pretty much force them into a full blown surrender this time. Not an armistice like last time. One thing you didn't factor in is that while the people are brainwashed to love Kim, once they get a glimpse of the outside it's all over. The people would realize the ****** conditions they are living in and they'll rise up against the government. The world wins.
User avatar #589 to #513 - watermelonkittie (03/15/2013) [-]
You are forgetting that as soon as North Korea attacks anything, America, South Korea and China will be all over them. They are fighting three countries here. There is no way they will win this.
User avatar #590 to #589 - kyoutu (03/15/2013) [-]
North Korea and China are allies, China has a pact with N Korea to protect it.
China is against what N Korea is doing as it doesn't want trouble with America but if it lead to war I think China would stand back.

As for S Korea, they won't attack N Korea unless N Korea attacks them, this is something they've been doing for years. N Korea has threatened S Korea many times to push them into war but S Korea is very good at waiting for N Korea to make the first move.

This isn't the Justic League of countries, this is real life, countries won't jump into a war that isn't an immediate threat to them, Hence why America stood out of WWII for so long.
User avatar #527 to #513 - gildemoono ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Just out of curiosity. Do you know the size of nk's navy? Because us having naval superiority would be a big deal with a na tion such as nk.
User avatar #535 to #527 - ltsparky (03/09/2013) [-]
Let's put it this way. The U.S. Navy has a larger combined tonnage/number of ships than the next 10 navies combined
#532 to #513 - ltsparky (03/09/2013) [-]
Well, the fact of the matter is this:   
   
North Korea: Soviet area equipment and hardware    
U.S/Japan/South Korea: Cutting edge technology, aircraft, and Soldiers around the world.   
   
Having more Soldiers in your military  means nothing when you have 			******		 training, 			******		 equipment, and a fanatical leadership who is willing to sacrifice you and your family.   
   
The only one truly hurt by a North Korean attack would be South Korea, just because they have thousands of missiles already pointed at the South. North Korea would never recover from the Allied attack, that's a fact. The U.S. would only have to really use it's Navy and Air Force, and maybe (just maybe) ground forces. But again, it would be no contest.   
   
   
- Army Combat Engineer for 4 years. We've studied these scenarios extensively. There would be lives lost, but N.Korea is of no serious (as in, regime changing/world ending) concern.
Well, the fact of the matter is this:

North Korea: Soviet area equipment and hardware
U.S/Japan/South Korea: Cutting edge technology, aircraft, and Soldiers around the world.

Having more Soldiers in your military means nothing when you have ****** training, ****** equipment, and a fanatical leadership who is willing to sacrifice you and your family.

The only one truly hurt by a North Korean attack would be South Korea, just because they have thousands of missiles already pointed at the South. North Korea would never recover from the Allied attack, that's a fact. The U.S. would only have to really use it's Navy and Air Force, and maybe (just maybe) ground forces. But again, it would be no contest.


- Army Combat Engineer for 4 years. We've studied these scenarios extensively. There would be lives lost, but N.Korea is of no serious (as in, regime changing/world ending) concern.
User avatar #496 - jinxbomb (03/09/2013) [-]
i suppose it was high time for the Us to finally get into another war where they actually look like the good guy and don't just go in and trample all over a developing nation then run out again
#504 to #496 - nephrithotroll (03/09/2013) [-]
>Implying they ever been the good guys
User avatar #506 to #504 - Wartottle (03/09/2013) [-]
Attacking japan, they were fighting against somebody that was partnered with the nazis AND somebody that attacked them, sure they went a bit too far with atom bombs, but they got the job done didn't they?
#508 to #506 - nephrithotroll (03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah like they didn't put the Japanes Americans civilians into death camps called the War Relocation Camps.
Yeah like they didn't put the Japanes Americans civilians into death camps called the War Relocation Camps.
User avatar #525 to #508 - fosforgasxiii (03/09/2013) [-]
It weren't death camps. A deathcamp is a camp designed to concentrate people in it and kill them there, like Auschwitz-Birkenau. The American camps were prisoncamps.
#442 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
don't you mean

rittle man syndrome
User avatar #296 - slowbroking (03/09/2013) [-]
In all seriousness though, I know I might seem a bit crazy but am I the only one who is absolutely terrified by the thought of any country launching a nuke at another country in our lifetime? Whether North Korea has the technology to send one all the way to the US is irrelevant. I mean what if they nuke South Korea or Japan? This kinda stuff just freaks me out. I might not even be making any sense right now.
User avatar #399 to #296 - ludislavonac (03/09/2013) [-]
The enemy in a nuclear war is the war itself... yes I'm also concerned with the situation, I thought all this nuclear weapons thing is part of the past, that the cold war is gone, and that big wars today are fought in economic ways, and not with the terrible power of a nuclear warhead
User avatar #298 to #296 - izzygirl (03/09/2013) [-]
I'm terrified by it too.
I like for violent history to remain in school textbook. I don't want to experience it in my lifetime.
User avatar #302 to #298 - slowbroking (03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, thats exactly how I feel. I just didn't wanna seem paranoid or anything.
User avatar #306 to #296 - goodguygary ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
i hope that nuclear weapons remain for show, rather than use. the WW2 nukes are tiny compared to what we have now, and i would rather play fallout, not live it.
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