'Murica. . Gun Shaped Cloud Spotted Over School teii; ALL STUDENTS SUSPENDED FOR 5 DAYS. Pshhh, like that is something to be worried about.
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#53 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Pshhh, like that is something to be worried about.
#132 - charliechambers (03/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #29 - Soilwork (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is a threat to national security! Quick bomb Iraq!
#1 - falconxmard (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We're prepared.
We're prepared.
#83 - forgottenmyshorts (03/08/2013) [-]
Penis shaped cloud spotted over school

All students penetrated for 5 days
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#49 - curtisbentley (03/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Doesn't matter.

Still suspended.
#178 - nitsuan (03/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Just read a news article about a third grader having his cup cakes confiscated for having toy army men on them . Toy soldiers! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the United ******* States of America!
#139 - Aerodamus (03/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Story time

I always drew comics in middle school, brilliantly violent, gory, crudely humorous comics. I drew them in my spare time because it was fun, helped me relieve stress, and made my friends laugh their asses off during lunch. Most of them were part of an ongoing series about a mercenary named Stickman Sam. Yes, inspired by the flash game we all know and love of the same name.

Anyway, enough rambling. By the second year of high school, a lot more people started to find out about the comics, so I'd always pass them around during homeroom if they had a good reaction during lunch with my friends.

One day, close to around Christmas break my homeroom teacher wanted to know what we were laughing about, and took the latest comic out of his hands. This is probably the absolute worst comic that ever could have been confiscated in my entire life. In the issue, SMS (Stickman Sam) broke into a high school in NYC and begins murdering all of the teachers.

I got sent to the office, and the principal got the school police officer involved. I was scared out of my ******* mind that I was going to get expelled. It didn't look good for me. Luckily, they gave me a chance to explain.

I told them that I just drew the comics for fun, I obviously knew they were inappropriate, but my friends thought they were funny. I explained that the staff of the high school were all Russian sleeper agents that were planning to seize control of the city and meltdown the nuclear reactors at the powerplants.

Out of nowhere, my principal started laughing and told me that it was a pretty good comic, but that it was extremely inappropriate for a school setting. All I got was a day of in school suspension.

In today's world, they would force somebody to be psychologically examined and probably push for expulsion for something like this. It was a pretty scary experience, but in hindsight, it's actually pretty funny.

>Pic related - My face wen the teacher grabbed the comic.
#28 - tylosaurus ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
So this is why the old man was yelling at the clouds..
#117 - mrblueftw (03/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
get ready 			******		 this is the scariest thing ever   
get ready ****** this is the scariest thing ever

User avatar #156 - flyingwhale (03/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
God suspended for 10 days
User avatar #75 - letsmakeout (03/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>inb4 "holy sigals of god"
#40 - juciefruit ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
#309 - richardw ONLINE (03/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**richardw rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Dictator ** mfw
User avatar #126 - thedarkestrogue (03/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I am a gun. This post offends me.
#13 - lawyerdude (03/08/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Obama to the rescue
#250 - jsmithpokemon (03/09/2013) [-]
A boy was suspended from school, for pointing his finger at another student, and saying. "Put your hands up"
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