'Murica. . Gun Shaped Cloud Spotted Over School teii; ALL STUDENTS SUSPENDED FOR 5 DAYS. Pshhh, like that is something to be worried about.
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#1 - falconxmard (03/08/2013) [-]
We're prepared.
We're prepared.
#57 to #1 - hillbillypowpow (03/08/2013) [-]
If that gun-cloud fires that could become a dying pan.
#53 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Pshhh, like that is something to be worried about.
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#59 to #53 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
User avatar #67 to #59 - megatrollinator (03/08/2013) [-]
No I realise the Power of the Dark Side. It's epic.
#178 - nitsuan (03/09/2013) [-]
Just read a news article about a third grader having his cup cakes confiscated for having toy army men on them . Toy soldiers! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the United ******* States of America!
User avatar #181 to #178 - exclamation (03/09/2013) [-]
I live there.
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#239 to #178 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #259 to #239 - nitsuan (03/09/2013) [-]
Well, lets hope your school's board is not insane then!
#197 to #178 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
Sometimes I can't tell what's more stupid and annoying.

Gun-raving rednecks (referring to actual rednecks, not gun supporters in general) or gun-paranoid politically correct retards.
User avatar #187 to #178 - lazaman (03/09/2013) [-]
Umm. thats not how most of the people are, its because of soccer ******* moms and feminazis.

If it was up to men, everything would be waaaaay cooler.
#203 to #187 - byposted (03/09/2013) [-]
Specifically, Proud Conservative White Men. America is changing into an entitlement nation with the alien invasion; as a group, hoarding welfare and taking up an unbelievable chunk of prison space, as PEOPLE WHO AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! The average Hispanic IQ is 89. I hear progressives argue over the benefit of these peasants as menial workers when they are confronted with their not so admirable traits, but what benefit is there to having these people become a majority, then? Why hasn't the Obama itemsistration done anything to rise native birth rates?

And that's tonight's talking point memo.
#229 to #203 - setittowumbo (03/09/2013) [-]
Hello byposter...I saw someone on youtube the other day... you two would get along GREAT! Hmm I wonder who that could be hmmmm....trying to remember their name...hmmm....Oh wait...maybe you already know them?
User avatar #192 to #178 - thisotherdude (03/09/2013) [-]
What about the 6 year old who got suspended because the way he bit his poptart made it look too much like a gun?
#183 to #178 - dengekisushi (03/09/2013) [-]
Kids today nearly get expelled for bringing in toy soldiers with tiny plastic guns, but yet a kid just died after being in a coma since January due to bullying that turned violent and the kids only got suspended and they probably won't be charged since they're minors.
#208 to #183 - drackmore (03/09/2013) [-]
And god forbid the mentally challenged girl in New york that was raped by some other students but nothing happened to them.
User avatar #327 to #208 - dengekisushi (03/09/2013) [-]
Is that the chick that was gang raped at her homecoming while other people basically watched a few years ago?
User avatar #200 to #183 - lilmoka (03/09/2013) [-]
It still pisses me off when i read that...
User avatar #163 to #144 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (03/09/2013) [-]
Pic = fukken saved
User avatar #29 - Soilwork (03/08/2013) [-]
This is a threat to national security! Quick bomb Iraq!
User avatar #288 to #29 - deathstare (03/09/2013) [-]
My god that movie had a lot of rape
#28 - tylosaurus ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
So this is why the old man was yelling at the clouds..
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User avatar #156 - flyingwhale (03/09/2013) [-]
God suspended for 10 days
User avatar #193 to #160 - macarenaoftime (03/09/2013) [-]
awesome! i just rented that game recently, and i love it
#83 - forgottenmyshorts (03/08/2013) [-]
Penis shaped cloud spotted over school

All students penetrated for 5 days
#49 - curtisbentley (03/08/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter.

Still suspended.
#316 to #49 - zynthor (03/09/2013) [-]
this guy
this guy
#139 - Aerodamus (03/08/2013) [-]
Story time

I always drew comics in middle school, brilliantly violent, gory, crudely humorous comics. I drew them in my spare time because it was fun, helped me relieve stress, and made my friends laugh their asses off during lunch. Most of them were part of an ongoing series about a mercenary named Stickman Sam. Yes, inspired by the flash game we all know and love of the same name.

Anyway, enough rambling. By the second year of high school, a lot more people started to find out about the comics, so I'd always pass them around during homeroom if they had a good reaction during lunch with my friends.

One day, close to around Christmas break my homeroom teacher wanted to know what we were laughing about, and took the latest comic out of his hands. This is probably the absolute worst comic that ever could have been confiscated in my entire life. In the issue, SMS (Stickman Sam) broke into a high school in NYC and begins murdering all of the teachers.

I got sent to the office, and the principal got the school police officer involved. I was scared out of my ******* mind that I was going to get expelled. It didn't look good for me. Luckily, they gave me a chance to explain.

I told them that I just drew the comics for fun, I obviously knew they were inappropriate, but my friends thought they were funny. I explained that the staff of the high school were all Russian sleeper agents that were planning to seize control of the city and meltdown the nuclear reactors at the powerplants.

Out of nowhere, my principal started laughing and told me that it was a pretty good comic, but that it was extremely inappropriate for a school setting. All I got was a day of in school suspension.

In today's world, they would force somebody to be psychologically examined and probably push for expulsion for something like this. It was a pretty scary experience, but in hindsight, it's actually pretty funny.

>Pic related - My face wen the teacher grabbed the comic.
User avatar #196 to #139 - scapeartist (03/09/2013) [-]
Something similar happened to me back in middle school. Back then, I used to draw preety greusome and disturbing pictues, filled with blood and motal wounds. I thought It was perfectly fine at the time because I was'nt really offending or harming anyone. I was just drawing to pass the time and make my life a little less boring.

One day, one of my teachers saw me drawing a picture of a man getting stabbed in the forehead (Something must have been wrong with me back then). She grabbed my notebook, and soon after, sent me to the main office. They sent me to a clinic to get psycologically tested. After a few hours they said that there was nothing wrong with me. I explained to them that I only drew those things for fun and nothing else.

It goes to show you how people overreact these days.
User avatar #148 to #139 - maffi (03/09/2013) [-]
Don't forget the meds and therapy.
User avatar #149 to #148 - Aerodamus (03/09/2013) [-]
True story.
#170 to #139 - byposted (03/09/2013) [-]
Similarly, I drew various things in Middle School but some were too politically incorrect to be handled. I really did not have friends, although two people I knew took interest and found my recurring themes of 			*******		, nazis and Jews to be gratifying, in the otherwise boring atmosphere of Public Education.    
   
I was a fairly good drawer, with my best work being 			******		 Park, depicting 			*********		 in their natural habitat. The park consisted of monkey bars, rape duh white wimminz go round, and a joint welfare/KFC establishment. Another notable one was of a WWII battlefield in which the Americans were mobilized by a McDonalds in the center of the field, on which a star of david was depicted in the "D," speaking of the logo. The glorious German forces were mobilized by honor and glory, a Roman legion depicted in a shade above their front.    
   
One day in class, somebody reported me, and I was forced to give up my sketchbook, like a good citizen.    
   
While being left to rot for hours in the principle's office, she finally decided to come and do her job, speaking on the premise of guns being bad and how some of the, "black students," would find the 			******		 drawings offensive, even though they made up less than 1% of the student body.    
   
Apparently, I made an old Jewish counselor cry as she was shown the anti-kike stuff...lol. When my parents met with her and some other itemsistration for conversation, the jewess handed my mother an address to some sort of nearby mental clinic. How derogatory for that bitch to pull such a thing.    
   
I was in-school suspended for a week, and found it to be not so much punishment as it was a fairly good time. I got an entire small room to myself in which I read and drew (nothing politically incorrect). To 			*******		, I could see how having a cozy room in which you stay for 6.5 hours a day could be hell, since 			*******		 can't amuse themselves without giving hollas to white wimminz or being around other bucks and 			*******		 around. Contrary, I had a good week.
Similarly, I drew various things in Middle School but some were too politically incorrect to be handled. I really did not have friends, although two people I knew took interest and found my recurring themes of ******* , nazis and Jews to be gratifying, in the otherwise boring atmosphere of Public Education.

I was a fairly good drawer, with my best work being ****** Park, depicting ********* in their natural habitat. The park consisted of monkey bars, rape duh white wimminz go round, and a joint welfare/KFC establishment. Another notable one was of a WWII battlefield in which the Americans were mobilized by a McDonalds in the center of the field, on which a star of david was depicted in the "D," speaking of the logo. The glorious German forces were mobilized by honor and glory, a Roman legion depicted in a shade above their front.

One day in class, somebody reported me, and I was forced to give up my sketchbook, like a good citizen.

While being left to rot for hours in the principle's office, she finally decided to come and do her job, speaking on the premise of guns being bad and how some of the, "black students," would find the ****** drawings offensive, even though they made up less than 1% of the student body.

Apparently, I made an old Jewish counselor cry as she was shown the anti-kike stuff...lol. When my parents met with her and some other itemsistration for conversation, the jewess handed my mother an address to some sort of nearby mental clinic. How derogatory for that bitch to pull such a thing.

I was in-school suspended for a week, and found it to be not so much punishment as it was a fairly good time. I got an entire small room to myself in which I read and drew (nothing politically incorrect). To ******* , I could see how having a cozy room in which you stay for 6.5 hours a day could be hell, since ******* can't amuse themselves without giving hollas to white wimminz or being around other bucks and ******* around. Contrary, I had a good week.

User avatar #202 to #170 - Aerodamus (03/09/2013) [-]
Thanks for the post, I got a great laugh out of it. Sorry about the jewess cunt that tried to force professional help on you though.
User avatar #157 to #139 - thedarkestrogue (03/09/2013) [-]
i use to draw bloody comics as well, stick figures mostly, just beating the **** out of each other. Eventually I started drawing like Madness combat style soldiers and my friends loved them.
A teacher found out and they thought I was hyperactive or unfocused or some **** and they said I have ADhD and put me drugs. Ruined my childhood man.
People suck.
#217 to #157 - swagbot (03/09/2013) [-]
Their time is coming.

Just do your part when it gets here ;)
#250 - jsmithpokemon (03/09/2013) [-]
A boy was suspended from school, for pointing his finger at another student, and saying. "Put your hands up"
#117 - mrblueftw ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
get ready 			******		 this is the scariest thing ever   
   
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get ready ****** this is the scariest thing ever

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User avatar #201 to #117 - samxdaxman (03/09/2013) [-]
THAT OLD MAN IS DUAL WIELDING FINGER PISTOLS. BAN SPONGEBOB NOW, IT'LL MAKE OUR CHILDREN SHOOT PEOPLE.
#118 to #117 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
some men just want to watch the world burn.
#122 to #117 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
L

Now it has a trigger. Sorta...
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User avatar #126 - thedarkestrogue (03/08/2013) [-]
I am a gun. This post offends me.
User avatar #131 to #126 - mrawesomepotato (03/08/2013) [-]
I am offends. This post guns me.
User avatar #146 to #131 - iamslender (03/09/2013) [-]
I am me. This post guns offends.
User avatar #147 to #146 - mrawesomepotato (03/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #151 to #147 - iamslender (03/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #152 to #151 - mrawesomepotato (03/09/2013) [-]
I am me. This gun post offends.
#284 - mrminority (03/09/2013) [-]
and then the kids are at home like...
and then the kids are at home like...
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