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#10 - residentblackman
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(03/09/2013) [-]
>volunteering at old folk's home during Christmas because almost nobody goes to visit them during the holidays
>having a really fun Christmas party
>old guy starts dancing small crowd forms around him as he's busting moves
>I try my best not to laugh at the whole thing
>his daughter suddenly bursts through the door and says "ROBERT NATHANIEL [last name], YOU GET YOUR LYING ASS OVER HERE, YOU SAID YOU WERE PARALYZED!!"
>immediately he falls to the floor and holds his back pretending to be in pain
>his daughter checks him out that same day
>I help him pack his stuff
>He says to me, "Why did God have to do this to me, on Christmas for ****** sake!"