What would you do?. GO!.. WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN' LIKE DER FUHRER WRITE MEIN KAMPF, TELL GERMANY I'M GUNNA MAKE RACE PURER BEFORE I LEAVE, MY NIECE WITH EVA BRAUN TOO CUZ WHEN I L He did nothing w
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#23 - lwminlaa
Reply +277
(03/08/2013) [-]
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN' LIKE DER FUHRER
WRITE MEIN KAMPF, TELL GERMANY I'M GUNNA MAKE RACE PURER
BEFORE I LEAVE, **** MY NIECE WITH EVA BRAUN TOO
CUZ WHEN I LEAVE FOR MEIN REICH, I'M GUNNA KILL SOME JEWS

I'M TALKIN
TAKIN OFF ALL THEIR CLOTHES CLOTHES
GASSIN' THEM 'TIL THEY CHOKE CHOKE
THROWIN 'EM IN SOME STOVES STOVES

GOOSE STEPPIN
RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR CITIES
SPREADIN THE NAZI PARTY
TRYIN TO TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRRYYY

DON'T STOP, MAKE EM DROP!
NAZIS BLOW YOUR CITIES UP!
TONIGHT, THEY GUNNA FIGHT
'TIL YOU GIVE INTO THE REICH.
#337 to #23 - xie
Reply -6
(03/08/2013) [-]
Fixed.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like der Führer
Write Mein Kampf, tell Germany I'm gunna make race purer
Before I leave, kill my niece and Eva Braun too
'Cause when I leave for mein Reich, I'm gunna kill some jews

I'm talkin'
Takin' off all their clothes, clothes
Gassin' them 'til they choke, choke
Throwin 'em in some stoves stoves

Goose steppin'
Right into all your cities
Spreadin' the Nazi party
Tryin' to take over your countrryyy

Don't stop, make em drop!
Nazis blow your cities up!
Tonight, they gunna fight
'Til you give into the reich.
#426 to #23 - waiwei
Reply -1
(03/08/2013) [-]
Holy **** *****
#558 to #23 - killertpu
Reply -1
(03/09/2013) [-]
****** lol'd
#99 to #23 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
almost oc heh
#168 to #23 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
If you made this up then you are a glorious person. If not then you are still awesome for posting.
#194 to #168 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
copypasta from 4chan or something. still awesome
#236 to #194 - lwminlaa
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
yea it's from 4chan but i thought it fit the moment
#231 to #23 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
my sides fell off
#359 to #23 - immortalfear
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(03/08/2013) [-]
#559 to #23 - bladebites
Reply +2
(03/09/2013) [-]
I wanna be the very best
Like no leader ever was
To catch Jews is my real test
To gas them is my cause
I will travel across Europe, searching far and wide
Each Gypsy, Jew to understand
The power of the sign
SWASTIKA
It's Jews versus me
Latest craze in Germany
SWASTIKA
Oh, you're my best friend
In a war we can't defend
SWASTIKA
A room full of Jews
Set the oven to 232
You cross me and I'll gas you
SWASTIKA
Gotta gas 'em all!
#362 to #23 - nelflover
Reply +7
(03/08/2013) [-]
Hitler is quite musical I must say.
#10 - iwantraspberry
Reply +102
(03/08/2013) [-]
look in the mirror, see i'm Hitler, become fuhreous
#164 to #10 - grocer
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
You deserve more thumbs.
You deserve more thumbs.
#214 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
oh how i would thumb you up if only i weren't too lazy to make an account..
#172 - paraflax
Reply +75
(03/08/2013) [-]
**paraflax rolls 99** Dubs and I kill myself
#484 to #172 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
Pics or it didnt happen
#517 to #172 - anon
Reply 0
(03/09/2013) [-]
Oh my god
#542 to #172 - anon
Reply 0
(03/09/2013) [-]
DUDE! Are you gonna do it?
#562 to #172 - anon
Reply 0
(03/09/2013) [-]
Ghey.
#174 to #172 - paraflax
Reply +14
(03/08/2013) [-]
Schiese
#177 to #174 - paraflax
Reply +12
(03/08/2013) [-]
I did it for you
#181 to #177 - sekundab
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
a dead hitler lookalike. so what? they all had them
#185 to #181 - paraflax
Reply +17
(03/08/2013) [-]
STOP BULLYING HITLER!
LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM
#183 to #181 - sekundab
Reply +3
(03/08/2013) [-]
(the 'hitler escaped theory')
#221 to #174 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
*scheiße
#251 - zerogenocide **User deleted account**
Reply +62
(03/08/2013) [-]
>Wake up
>Notice I am hitler
>********.jpg
>Use knowledge of future to win WW2
>MFW jews exterminated and everyone speaks German.
#557 to #251 - chezburgadominator
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Even with the knowledge of the future, how exactly would you prevent something like that?
#393 to #251 - dorberg ONLINE
Reply +2
(03/08/2013) [-]
You sir are going places only death will release them from your grasp
#201 - ijamesxd
Reply +45
(03/08/2013) [-]
Not invade Russia during winter
#2 - karmakoala
Reply +43
(03/08/2013) [-]
Masturbate.
#334 - toastableduckling
Reply +33
(03/08/2013) [-]
Pay my gas bill.
#503 to #334 - eyelaughdahame ONLINE
Reply +2
(03/08/2013) [-]
You know what's funnier than 24?
#504 to #503 - eyelaughdahame ONLINE
Reply +2
(03/08/2013) [-]
25!
#506 to #504 - eyelaughdahame ONLINE
Reply +2
(03/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#97 - rustlarhymes
Reply +32
(03/08/2013) [-]
Go to the fridge and eliminate all the juice.
#98 to #97 - rustlarhymes
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
****,I'm late,already 400 "juice" references.
#272 - demonicdude ONLINE
Reply +30
(03/08/2013) [-]
Shave mustache, join the Allies and defeat the Germans. Win awards and medals of honor, get into high political authority, run for president and win, turn it into dictatorship. Try the whole thing over again.
#72 - lodewijkbob
Reply +23
(03/08/2013) [-]
I love how usually everyone is against Hitler, but as soon as we are asked to pretend we are him, we want him to win.   
   
Also Patrick.
I love how usually everyone is against Hitler, but as soon as we are asked to pretend we are him, we want him to win.

Also Patrick.
#278 to #72 - anon
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
lol why would anyone be against hitler? he did nothing wrong
#439 to #278 - lodewijkbob
Reply 0
(03/08/2013) [-]
Touché Anon, Touché...   
   
Also BIG ASS ***** on a scooter DRINKIN CAPRI SUN!
Touché Anon, Touché...

Also BIG ASS ***** on a scooter DRINKIN CAPRI SUN!