What would you do?. GO!.. WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN' LIKE DER FUHRER WRITE MEIN KAMPF, TELL GERMANY I'M GUNNA MAKE RACE PURER BEFORE I LEAVE, MY NIECE WITH EVA BRAUN TOO CUZ WHEN I L He did nothing w
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User avatar #23 - lwminlaa (03/08/2013) [-]
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN' LIKE DER FUHRER
WRITE MEIN KAMPF, TELL GERMANY I'M GUNNA MAKE RACE PURER
BEFORE I LEAVE, **** MY NIECE WITH EVA BRAUN TOO
CUZ WHEN I LEAVE FOR MEIN REICH, I'M GUNNA KILL SOME JEWS

I'M TALKIN
TAKIN OFF ALL THEIR CLOTHES CLOTHES
GASSIN' THEM 'TIL THEY CHOKE CHOKE
THROWIN 'EM IN SOME STOVES STOVES

GOOSE STEPPIN
RIGHT INTO ALL YOUR CITIES
SPREADIN THE NAZI PARTY
TRYIN TO TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRRYYY

DON'T STOP, MAKE EM DROP!
NAZIS BLOW YOUR CITIES UP!
TONIGHT, THEY GUNNA FIGHT
'TIL YOU GIVE INTO THE REICH.
#337 to #23 - xie (03/08/2013) [-]
Fixed.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like der Führer
Write Mein Kampf, tell Germany I'm gunna make race purer
Before I leave, kill my niece and Eva Braun too
'Cause when I leave for mein Reich, I'm gunna kill some jews

I'm talkin'
Takin' off all their clothes, clothes
Gassin' them 'til they choke, choke
Throwin 'em in some stoves stoves

Goose steppin'
Right into all your cities
Spreadin' the Nazi party
Tryin' to take over your countrryyy

Don't stop, make em drop!
Nazis blow your cities up!
Tonight, they gunna fight
'Til you give into the reich.
#99 to #23 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
almost oc heh
#231 to #23 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
my sides fell off
#168 to #23 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
If you made this up then you are a glorious person. If not then you are still awesome for posting.
#194 to #168 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
copypasta from 4chan or something. still awesome
User avatar #236 to #194 - lwminlaa (03/08/2013) [-]
yea it's from 4chan but i thought it fit the moment
User avatar #559 to #23 - bladebites (03/09/2013) [-]
I wanna be the very best
Like no leader ever was
To catch Jews is my real test
To gas them is my cause
I will travel across Europe, searching far and wide
Each Gypsy, Jew to understand
The power of the sign
SWASTIKA
It's Jews versus me
Latest craze in Germany
SWASTIKA
Oh, you're my best friend
In a war we can't defend
SWASTIKA
A room full of Jews
Set the oven to 232
You cross me and I'll gas you
SWASTIKA
Gotta gas 'em all!
#362 to #23 - nelflover (03/08/2013) [-]
Hitler is quite musical I must say.
#10 - iwantraspberry (03/08/2013) [-]
look in the mirror, see i'm Hitler, become fuhreous
#164 to #10 - grocer (03/08/2013) [-]
You deserve more thumbs.
You deserve more thumbs.
#214 to #10 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
oh how i would thumb you up if only i weren't too lazy to make an account..
#334 - toastableduckling (03/08/2013) [-]
Pay my gas bill.
#503 to #334 - eyelaughdahame (03/08/2013) [-]
You know what's funnier than 24?
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User avatar #272 - demonicdude (03/08/2013) [-]
Shave mustache, join the Allies and defeat the Germans. Win awards and medals of honor, get into high political authority, run for president and win, turn it into dictatorship. Try the whole thing over again.
#251 - zerogenocide **User deleted account** (03/08/2013) [-]
>Wake up
>Notice I am hitler
> ******** .jpg
>Use knowledge of future to win WW2
>MFW jews exterminated and everyone speaks German.
User avatar #557 to #251 - chezburgadominator ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Even with the knowledge of the future, how exactly would you prevent something like that?
#393 to #251 - dorberg (03/08/2013) [-]
You sir are going places only death will release them from your grasp
User avatar #172 - paraflax (03/08/2013) [-]
**paraflax rolls 99** Dubs and I kill myself
#484 to #172 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
Pics or it didnt happen
#517 to #172 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
Oh my god
#542 to #172 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
DUDE! Are you gonna do it?
#562 to #172 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
Ghey.
#174 to #172 - paraflax (03/08/2013) [-]
Schiese
#177 to #174 - paraflax (03/08/2013) [-]
I did it for you
User avatar #181 to #177 - sekundab (03/08/2013) [-]
a dead hitler lookalike. so what? they all had them
User avatar #185 to #181 - paraflax (03/08/2013) [-]
STOP BULLYING HITLER!
LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM
User avatar #183 to #181 - sekundab (03/08/2013) [-]
(the 'hitler escaped theory')
#221 to #174 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
*scheiße
#72 - lodewijkbob (03/08/2013) [-]
I love how usually everyone is against Hitler, but as soon as we are asked to pretend we are him, we want him to win.   
   
Also Patrick.
I love how usually everyone is against Hitler, but as soon as we are asked to pretend we are him, we want him to win.

Also Patrick.
#278 to #72 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
lol why would anyone be against hitler? he did nothing wrong
#439 to #278 - lodewijkbob (03/08/2013) [-]
Touché Anon, Touché...   
   
Also BIG ASS 			*****		 on a scooter DRINKIN CAPRI SUN!
Touché Anon, Touché...

Also BIG ASS ***** on a scooter DRINKIN CAPRI SUN!
#262 - stratosrider (03/08/2013) [-]
I'M GOIN TO ESCALATOR LAND!
User avatar #201 - ijamesxd ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Not invade Russia during winter
User avatar #97 - rustlarhymes (03/08/2013) [-]
Go to the fridge and eliminate all the juice.
User avatar #98 to #97 - rustlarhymes (03/08/2013) [-]
**** ,I'm late,already 400 "juice" references.
#2 - karmakoala (03/08/2013) [-]
Masturbate.
User avatar #535 - mrawesomepotato (03/09/2013) [-]
Go to a juice factory and scream " I WANT ALL THE JUICE IN CONCENTRATION CANS!"
#554 to #535 - setheroth (03/09/2013) [-]
I approve of your puns.
#419 - crazyolitis (03/08/2013) [-]
Learn German...
Learn German...
#375 - grandmabetty (03/08/2013) [-]
APPLY MEIN MAKE-UP UND TRESEMMÉ SHAMPOO UND LOOK FABELHAFT
APPLY MEIN MAKE-UP UND TRESEMMÉ SHAMPOO UND LOOK FABELHAFT
#476 - sherbaderb (03/08/2013) [-]
Re evaluate my life, become a world class artist. Then i'd go to college and get a degree in sociology. After that i'd become a dictator and kill the jews.
Re evaluate my life, become a world class artist. Then i'd go to college and get a degree in sociology. After that i'd become a dictator and kill the jews.
#370 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Not attack Russia, and keep German forces in a ready state for D-Day. Repel allied forces, win World War II. Have German scientists develop space travel, send all the Jews to the moon.



Leave office soon after, and paint.
User avatar #309 - pedobearandson (03/08/2013) [-]
wait until summer to invade russia
#265 - I Am Monkey (03/08/2013) [-]
You're already in too deep, just roll with it.   
Maybe avoid invading Russia.
You're already in too deep, just roll with it.
Maybe avoid invading Russia.
User avatar #494 - nightshifter (03/08/2013) [-]
My Job.
#110 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
not invade russia in the winter keep them as ally and probably win ww2
#282 to #110 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
THATS ******* RETARDED!! russia would just build up their forces and ''free'' all the europe from nazis acting like heroes and **** its a good thing hitler attacked russians before russians attacked them because today there still would be communism in europe.
User avatar #291 to #110 - gelind (03/08/2013) [-]
they were never allies, just not fighting russia wasnt in the war till germany attacked.
User avatar #118 to #110 - hertogrick (03/08/2013) [-]
And enslave the Russians afterwards.
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