Not mine. My bro showed it to me a couple years back and I just found it again. You can find it a bunch if you just google the punchline. I thought it was funny, so I put it here. You might not agree with me, but please don't thumb it down too far. You would know my opinion of green thumbs, but I don't want ta ask for fear of seeming greedy. I didn't want to write this description for fear of being too polite for FJ. But whatever. You don't have to thumb up, but please... If you do thumb down, just make sure its not down too far when you do.