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Boobs. And why you should let me touch yours.. Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Boobs why you Whatfor I WI“ bl“ Wttf “WWI A tin. nymph of Whit could happen tmes

And why you should let me touch yours.

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#11 - Silver Quantum (03/08/2013) [-]
if op would have posted this alone, FBI would be storming his place right about now
#30 to #11 - vonspyder (03/08/2013) [-]
Who says they didnt?
#39 to #11 - John Cena (03/08/2013) [-]
Just wait till someone rolls that...
User avatar #12 to #11 - forbesydemon (03/08/2013) [-]
So you post it yourself
User avatar #13 to #12 - Silver Quantum (03/08/2013) [-]
i posted this from op's computer, so it's all good
User avatar #14 to #13 - forbesydemon (03/08/2013) [-]
Man, with my luck I'll get busted by feds for commenting on it.
#15 to #14 - Silver Quantum (03/08/2013) [-]
commenting on what? tell me more
User avatar #16 to #15 - forbesydemon (03/08/2013) [-]
Something about hands and OP's homosexual tendencies. I'm not sure, details are hazy...
User avatar #17 to #16 - Silver Quantum (03/08/2013) [-]
oh, try to remember though. and while you're at it, why don't you take a seat over here? i mean... only if you want... if you're tired or something. and disregard that camera sticking out from behind that curtain. it's just my... cat
User avatar #18 to #17 - forbesydemon (03/08/2013) [-]
I have absolutely no idea why I would take a seat given my current circumstances, but I shall anyway and will try and talk my way out of it. I dun goofed bro.
#19 to #18 - Silver Quantum (03/08/2013) [-]
"dun goofed"? i don't know what you're talking about. i'm just a random dude enjoying a chat about pedophilia with another random stranger on the internet. i'm legit, i swear
User avatar #20 to #19 - forbesydemon (03/08/2013) [-]
Watch out m8, this isn't 4chins, the cyber police can track you on here.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Silver Quantum (03/08/2013) [-]
nonsense, there is no such thing buddy. btw, if you're interested i have a friend, she's like 12 and likes meeting new people. i can hook you up if you want her address. also, can you state your real name for the camer- i mean for... my cat?
User avatar #23 to #21 - forbesydemon (03/08/2013) [-]
Btw, my first name is Cameron, so when you said "for the camer-" I legitimately thought you'd figured out my name for a few seconds. I was in awe at your wizardry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - forbesydemon (03/08/2013) [-]
Too old. Do not want.
User avatar #25 to #22 - Silver Quantum (03/08/2013) [-]
oh ok, well, if you have nothing else to say you are obviously free to walk out that door... where there are totally no cops waiting to bust you.


and disregard the deleted comment. my... cat uh... jumped on the keyboard
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#3 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
It's funny because I'm flat as a two-by-four. Seriously, sometimes I see a picture of Kiera Knightly and I get jealous. Yep. Gotta buy my shirts from the men's section so there's not this awkward bunch of empty cotton in front. Guess I gotta GTFO...
It's funny because I'm flat as a two-by-four. Seriously, sometimes I see a picture of Kiera Knightly and I get jealous. Yep. Gotta buy my shirts from the men's section so there's not this awkward bunch of empty cotton in front. Guess I gotta GTFO...
User avatar #35 to #3 - pharaohz (03/08/2013) [-]
If it bothers you that much get a boob job, but don't go crazy and get like double D's. Get a size that would look proportional to your body.
#33 to #3 - tazze (03/08/2013) [-]
boobs are always good regardless of their size
boobs are always good regardless of their size
User avatar #4 to #3 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Flat chest is best chest.

I'm a sucker for flat chests, up to B cups.
User avatar #7 to #4 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
Hmmm nice to know
User avatar #8 to #7 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Is it?
Is it really?
User avatar #9 to #8 - AMATORY (03/08/2013) [-]
WHY YES
yes it is
word to your mother
User avatar #10 to #9 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh, okay.

Thanks. :3
#5 to #4 - meowthre (03/08/2013) [-]
B cups aren't flat.
Don't insult this poor girl.
User avatar #6 to #5 - caelmercurius (03/08/2013) [-]
I said flat chests UP TO B cups. As in, I like a range of chests starting at flat and going up to B cups.
#41 to #3 - apokemon (03/08/2013) [-]
>No boobs   
>Buys clothes from men's section   
>Goes on funnyjunk   
   
Are you sure you're not just a guy?
>No boobs
>Buys clothes from men's section
>Goes on funnyjunk

Are you sure you're not just a guy?
#48 to #41 - AMATORY (03/10/2013) [-]
Actually... I'm a dog. But one the internet no one knows. O.O
Actually... I'm a dog. But one the internet no one knows. O.O
#40 - theturtletrolley (03/08/2013) [-]
Doctors are expensive
Mfw Im British with free health care
User avatar #27 - imthecook (03/08/2013) [-]
i have a puppy. he doesnt let me touch boobs.
#34 to #27 - John Cena (03/08/2013) [-]
Not pot brownies = disappoint
User avatar #28 - melraiser (03/08/2013) [-]
Brownies? Sounds good to me.
#1 - daftiduck (03/07/2013) [-]
Grammar nazi senses tingling...
User avatar #2 to #1 - vonspyder (03/07/2013) [-]
thats just your erection from thinking about boobs.
User avatar #26 - rebby (03/08/2013) [-]
you were wrong from "they are nice looking"
User avatar #31 to #26 - vonspyder (03/08/2013) [-]
but it feels oh so right.
User avatar #32 to #31 - rebby (03/08/2013) [-]
well
you can touch mine if i can touch yours
(theyre not perky or anything but at least theyre not fake)
User avatar #42 to #32 - vonspyder (03/08/2013) [-]
Heck yeah, show me da titties!
User avatar #44 to #42 - rebby (03/08/2013) [-]
apparently people dont like me talking about boobs
User avatar #45 to #44 - vonspyder (03/08/2013) [-]
I threw some thumbs yer way to offset the retards.
#46 to #45 - rebby (03/08/2013) [-]
thanks bro
boobs are a thing
User avatar #47 to #46 - vonspyder (03/09/2013) [-]
mutiplepurpose@gmail.com send the real deal there ;)
User avatar #43 - thegamerslife (03/08/2013) [-]
Have had several doctors that have told my fiance to rub/massage her breast, it helps lower the chance of cancer. so guys...you could save her life!!
#36 - scarytown (03/08/2013) [-]
The beagle dog would just touch your boobs instead of the dude. I knew a couple who owned a beagle dog, and everytime a gir came over and sat down, he would climb up on them and then proceed to knead their breasts.
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