drive. .. Germany !!! YEAH!!!!
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#45 - phanact (03/08/2013) [-]
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#165 - prontoon (03/08/2013) [-]
america's face when km/h
User avatar #251 to #165 - spartusee (03/08/2013) [-]
Implying Americans don't know what that means.
User avatar #189 to #165 - toughactintinactin (03/08/2013) [-]
It's 1.6 kilometers to a mile to put that into perspective for my US friends
User avatar #192 to #189 - thelegitmetalhead (03/08/2013) [-]
80 KM/H = 50 MPH
User avatar #203 to #192 - toughactintinactin (03/08/2013) [-]
Or 278 Km/h = 174 Mph to go with the content
#194 to #165 - SgtBaha (03/08/2013) [-]
I really wish schools here would use the goddamn international standard.
I really wish schools here would use the goddamn international standard.
#205 to #194 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
Miles per hour rolls off the tongue better.
#255 to #194 - mugigs (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm an American and my school does use the metric system. I thought everything in science was supposed to be metric, at least my school taught me that
User avatar #208 to #194 - thelegitmetalhead (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm American and I agree with this.
User avatar #71 - schneidend (03/08/2013) [-]
- Own a car that can go fast...
- "You should break the law and endanger the lives of everyone around you."
That escalated faster than the car's speedometer.
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#86 to #83 - metis (03/08/2013) [-]
parts of the "autobahn" and similar streets (a wall or sth like that between the two directions, at least two lanes in every directio) are without speed limit. but there's a so called "richtgeschwindigkeit", a speed you SHOULD (yeah, qute ridiculous) drive at. on the autobahn its 130km/h, thatll be around 80mph. you are allowed to drive faster, but in case of an accident its possible you're gonna be part guilty, even if you're the victim.
excuse the bad grammar :)
User avatar #81 to #71 - kyozpsycho (03/08/2013) [-]
that joke was so lame and tasteless that i love it
#2 - dovakinbronie (03/07/2013) [-]
Germany !!! **** YEAH!!!!
User avatar #185 to #2 - wizlock (03/08/2013) [-]
Na ja ich spreche deutsch sehr gut ich bin gut ja sehr gut.
User avatar #187 to #185 - dovakinbronie (03/08/2013) [-]
gute aus sprache
keine schreibfehler
...du hast recht du bist gut
aber eine frage : bist du deutsch?
User avatar #188 to #187 - wizlock (03/08/2013) [-]
nein, ich bin deutsch nicht und SCREW THIS I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN
User avatar #219 to #2 - thefunnyjunkyard (03/08/2013) [-]
meine deutsch spreche ist nicht gut.
User avatar #21 to #2 - mexicandudeinsd (03/08/2013) [-]
Nein!!! hallo , mein name ist christian und ich wollen die taco.
is that sentence good?
#33 to #21 - ending (03/08/2013) [-]
No. It was not very good, you used the wrong form of wollen. In this case, since you are talking about yourself it would be "will"
User avatar #61 to #33 - mexicandudeinsd (03/08/2013) [-]
i kinda thought it was will but i was not sure thanks
#170 to #61 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
it's also "den taco". taco is maskulin in german and you refer to it in the akkusativ so you have to use the akkusativ form of the article "der"
User avatar #24 to #21 - FUUUU (03/08/2013) [-]
If you were meaning to say "Hi, my name is Christian and I want the taco" then yes.
User avatar #23 to #2 - gustaforce (03/08/2013) [-]
Was?
#225 to #2 - imnotkickthecat (03/08/2013) [-]
Nine. Schnitzel Feigilien Autobahn? guten morgen sonnenschein! Ich bin Snuppy.
User avatar #253 to #225 - bluedwarf (03/08/2013) [-]
Ok, would you please explain what do you understand under Feigilien ?
User avatar #217 to #92 - extooso (03/08/2013) [-]
das sagt mein englischlehrer immer wenn er sich über jemanden aufregt und ich muss dann immer daran denken
#142 to #2 - fonzo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
EXTREME NATIONALISM FOUND IN GERMANY. BOYCOTT THEIR ECONOMY. SHUT DOWN THEIR GOVERNMENT.
#157 to #156 - fonzo ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
nahh, I just think everyone is misunderstanding me.
But i'll sail into the sea of red thumbs with my head held high.
#177 to #157 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
I think I understood your joke, but unfortunately I can't thumb you up
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User avatar #7 to #2 - joseeg (03/07/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you said. But it seems people like it. So thumb for you.
#211 to #7 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
FJ bandwagons in short.
User avatar #158 to #2 - schnickelfritz (03/08/2013) [-]
Schön, wenn man die User hier ein bisschen verwirren kann :D :D :D
User avatar #250 to #2 - chupiter (03/08/2013) [-]
Nicht so gut. Alles Deutsch ich kann, ist gelërt von die Reihe von Derrick und Harry Klein. Ich bin gut, ja? Ich machen glûwein mit meiner kreps.

Sadly I can only say and write ******** (no grammar). I like the language though.
User avatar #260 to #250 - dovakinbronie (03/08/2013) [-]
to a german it sounds like funny ******** :D
#261 to #260 - chupiter (03/08/2013) [-]
Hurray.
Hurray.
#146 - ironfistballcrush (03/08/2013) [-]
I think they were driving from Poland.

The image caption says "Welcome in Germany"
User avatar #230 to #146 - satrenkotheone (03/08/2013) [-]
Good one, but isn't that picture from the Portugese/Spanish border?

I just recall seeing a similar picture where it was from Portugal.
User avatar #248 to #230 - icedcarbon (03/08/2013) [-]
It is... turns out the road in the spanish side is a national road... while when it crosses the border it leads to nowhere in portugal, only a small village, which later on leads to a road... roads better than what the spaniards have... better than what you see in the picture... meaning this picture is decieving.
User avatar #249 to #248 - satrenkotheone (03/08/2013) [-]
Clever devils...

Wish Norway had proper roads...
User avatar #72 to #52 - nastoy (03/08/2013) [-]
In germany they have "motor roads", not sure what it's really called, maybe highway, but anyway, they have no speed limits.
User avatar #80 to #72 - murdac (03/08/2013) [-]
I believe it's called autobahn?
#102 to #80 - trevanman (03/08/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #186 to #72 - metalmind (03/08/2013) [-]
Autobahn
#112 to #52 - RipperMan (03/08/2013) [-]
the hell is a km/h?!
User avatar #232 to #112 - octaviano (03/08/2013) [-]
Kilometers per hour.
A Kilometer is abut 0.621371 Miles.
100 MPH are roughly 160 km/h.
Bugatti's roughtly 407KM/h, because 400 km/h are the 'Line'. Since Bugatti is known to break it.

A few km/h // mph limits:
30 km/h should be 20 mph.
60 km/h should be roughly 40 mph.
100 km/h is 60 mph
120 km/h is 75 mph.

We have an' Autobahn' instead of a Highway. And we have no speed limit there.
But we should still drive in reasonable speeds, because otherwise we won't get anything from insurance if one crashes.

We also have the, more common, 'Landstraße' (/country road), which usually has got a speedlimit of 100 or 120 km/h. They be 3 lines per side of the road.
#277 to #232 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
The comments are jokes about how stupid Americans are.
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User avatar #247 to #227 - amadeuseap (03/08/2013) [-]
that is actually very helpful, thank you
#209 - philss (03/08/2013) [-]
Autobahn's face when
#151 - clechyl (03/08/2013) [-]
OP's MS Paint skills are off the charts.
#46 - dasbrot (03/08/2013) [-]
You're welcome, motorists.
User avatar #179 to #173 - whyohwhy (03/08/2013) [-]
in Germany their motorways are called autobahn's and on certain bits of the speed limit is whatever the **** your car can do.
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User avatar #236 to #182 - ishalltroll (03/08/2013) [-]
Hey look. You're ******* wrong.
User avatar #279 to #236 - metalmind (03/09/2013) [-]
no. i'm German
User avatar #280 to #279 - ishalltroll (03/09/2013) [-]
So am I. You were still wrong.
User avatar #184 to #179 - urfunnyman (03/08/2013) [-]
and this is one reason why i want to visit germany
#178 to #116 - sasa (03/08/2013) [-]
I love that mot
#43 - gardenmanly (03/08/2013) [-]
Livin like larry
#229 - niggershrimps (03/08/2013) [-]
MFW I don't have a car
User avatar #242 to #229 - anonymousditto (03/08/2013) [-]
to your pic and your name... perfect, that is all
#259 to #242 - niggershrimps (03/08/2013) [-]
Thank you fellow Funnyjunker!
Your name seems to fit the picture as well.

enjoy this image
#47 - razahgul (03/08/2013) [-]
WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE AUTOBAHN JA?!
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#16 - roguetrooper (03/08/2013) [-]
GOTTA GO FAST!!
GOTTA GO FAST!!
#171 to #16 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
this is funny
User avatar #42 to #16 - gardenmanly (03/08/2013) [-]
the guy in that black car who ran him over must feel ******* terrible...

I feel kinda sad now..
User avatar #82 to #42 - psychopsychedelic (03/08/2013) [-]
It looks like he steered to hit him
#26 to #16 - setheroth (03/08/2013) [-]
I come here for the funny.. Don't enjoy seeing people getting killed so I thumbed you down. I am ready to accept red thumbs.
User avatar #41 to #26 - iamscifer (03/08/2013) [-]
if it makes you feel better the guy was dead before he hit the ground this is old
#28 to #26 - roguetrooper (03/08/2013) [-]
Ya don't need to tell me you thumbed me down, man. I don't ******* care.
User avatar #181 to #104 - enpootis (03/08/2013) [-]
feels good to be a gangsta
User avatar #235 to #26 - garymotherfinoak (03/08/2013) [-]
same here
User avatar #44 to #16 - mikeymikee (03/08/2013) [-]
I think I laughed so hard because of your caption


I feel bad now...
#64 to #16 - joethebeast ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#85 to #16 - trolocaust (03/08/2013) [-]
MFW seeing death nowadays.
User avatar #48 to #16 - taintedangel (03/08/2013) [-]
is he kill?
User avatar #68 to #16 - previousness (03/08/2013) [-]
+1 Assist.
User avatar #201 - lmOldGreg (03/08/2013) [-]
Smells like 9fag.
#252 to #201 - mugigs (03/08/2013) [-]
and how would you know what 9fag smells like?
User avatar #265 to #252 - lmOldGreg (03/08/2013) [-]
It's just a term for lame content with no real substance apart from vague internet references.
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