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#49 - jpg
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(03/08/2013) [-]
>Visit Liverpool   
>Mugged   
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Liverpool   
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Everton   
>Chav stabs me for not being a chav   
>Attempt to have a discussion in pub about football with barman   
>Starts screaming "We won it 5 times"   
>Large man starts screaming about his clubs history   
>Go out to car to get out of liverpool   
>Missing hubcaps and radio, windshield smashed, pregnant 16 year old in the back with 2 babies
>Visit Liverpool
>Mugged
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Liverpool
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Everton
>Chav stabs me for not being a chav
>Attempt to have a discussion in pub about football with barman
>Starts screaming "We won it 5 times"
>Large man starts screaming about his clubs history
>Go out to car to get out of liverpool
>Missing hubcaps and radio, windshield smashed, pregnant 16 year old in the back with 2 babies
User avatar #102 to #49 - limuz
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I come from and live in Liverpool, but that still made me laugh.

Thank **** I live some sort of way away from that.
User avatar #103 to #102 - jpg
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I live about half an hour away - far enough to not experience it much, but close enough to know the horrors
#60 to #49 - breakfastskippa
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Well ******* done.
Well ******* done.
User avatar #20 - funnyjunktitan
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I'm from the US and I found this ******* hilarious
#57 to #20 - anon id: dd8a021f
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it was.

the ridiculousness of it all makes it obvious (hopefully) that it's a joke. just a shame people don't take it that way.
User avatar #76 to #20 - zeldapronmaster
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second
User avatar #29 - demandsgayversion
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(03/08/2013) [-]
>visit Europe
>everyone calls me a stupid racist because I'm not wearing a soccer shirt
>cry and go home
#89 to #29 - anon id: 611e5686
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Don't worry, in France you'll just have to be like us : yell at people.
And you're one of ours.
#31 to #29 - thephoenix
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FOOTBALL
#37 to #31 - anon id: 13678776
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Soccer is a specific game of football, football is a variety of sports.
http://www .reference. com/browse/football?s=ts
User avatar #85 to #37 - eddymolly
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I think you'l fins Soccer was derived from the original name, Association Football, shortened to Asoc Football, then to Soccer or Football. They're the same thing
#80 to #37 - anon id: a6a8db1e
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are you retarded?
#48 to #31 - herpaderpasaur
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if everybody knows that soccer is the same as football then why can't americans just call it soccer? you know what he means and he isn't wrong
User avatar #54 to #48 - demandsgayversion
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There's enough differences that I just consider English and British as different languages. Like how there's Spanish and that other language that's pretty much Spanish with small differences. Most languages seem to have multiple versions.
User avatar #58 to #54 - roflsaucer
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The only difference is in mannerisms.

You're retarded if you consider them different languages.
User avatar #59 to #54 - herpaderpasaur
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well yeah but it's like brand names, even people that don't speak english (or british) know that the word soccer=football, so why is it unfair for an american to use the word he knows, I'm not saying everybody should start calling it soccer I just don't get why there's a need for correction if you understood what he meant like when someone who speaks spanish gets an english word wrong and nobody cares because they understood what they meant. I just think it's childish that our word soccer is always called into question
User avatar #72 - supermegasherman
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>Go to england to visit cousin
>step of plane in the middle of a huge crowd of people
>one of them notices my accent
>"AYE LOO AT DIS BLOKE. WHY AIN'T HE FAT LADS?"
>everyone looks in my direction
>huge gathering of people mumbling in cockney
>decide to put me in museum where everyone can see
>that was 12 years ago
>please get me out
>i don't like fish and chips anymore
User avatar #88 to #72 - thegamegestapo
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You arrive at twelve bong?
#78 to #72 - chaosnazo
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#35 - thepyras
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The best part of this is his expert drawing of the US flag.
#19 - yotsubato
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(03/08/2013) [-]
it's funny because this is just a slightly exaggerated tale of america.
it's funny because this is just a slightly exaggerated tale of america.
#55 to #19 - anon id: d597c218
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Hahaha "Exaggerated"
#43 - mattdoggy
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"everyone starts clapping"
"everyone starts clapping"

#87 - texassharpshooter
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#71 - pappathethird
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#63 - felixjarl
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