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#49 - jpg
Reply +40
(03/08/2013) [-]
>Visit Liverpool   
>Mugged   
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Liverpool   
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Everton   
>Chav stabs me for not being a chav   
>Attempt to have a discussion in pub about football with barman   
>Starts screaming "We won it 5 times"   
>Large man starts screaming about his clubs history   
>Go out to car to get out of liverpool   
>Missing hubcaps and radio, windshield smashed, pregnant 16 year old in the back with 2 babies
>Visit Liverpool
>Mugged
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Liverpool
>Chav stabs me for not supporting Everton
>Chav stabs me for not being a chav
>Attempt to have a discussion in pub about football with barman
>Starts screaming "We won it 5 times"
>Large man starts screaming about his clubs history
>Go out to car to get out of liverpool
>Missing hubcaps and radio, windshield smashed, pregnant 16 year old in the back with 2 babies
#102 to #49 - limuz
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(03/08/2013) [-]
I come from and live in Liverpool, but that still made me laugh.

Thank **** I live some sort of way away from that.
#103 to #102 - jpg
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(03/08/2013) [-]
I live about half an hour away - far enough to not experience it much, but close enough to know the horrors
#60 to #49 - breakfastskippa
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(03/08/2013) [-]
Well ******* done.
Well ******* done.
#20 - funnyjunktitan
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(03/08/2013) [-]
I'm from the US and I found this ******* hilarious
#57 to #20 - anon
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(03/08/2013) [-]
it was.

the ridiculousness of it all makes it obvious (hopefully) that it's a joke. just a shame people don't take it that way.
#76 to #20 - zeldapronmaster ONLINE
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(03/08/2013) [-]
second
#29 - demandsgayversion
Reply +16
(03/08/2013) [-]
>visit Europe
>everyone calls me a stupid racist because I'm not wearing a soccer shirt
>cry and go home
#89 to #29 - anon
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(03/08/2013) [-]
Don't worry, in France you'll just have to be like us : yell at people.
And you're one of ours.
#31 to #29 - thephoenix
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(03/08/2013) [-]
FOOTBALL
#37 to #31 - anon
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(03/08/2013) [-]
Soccer is a specific game of football, football is a variety of sports.
http://www .reference. com/browse/football?s=ts
#85 to #37 - eddymolly
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(03/08/2013) [-]
I think you'l fins Soccer was derived from the original name, Association Football, shortened to Asoc Football, then to Soccer or Football. They're the same thing
#80 to #37 - anon
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(03/08/2013) [-]
are you retarded?
#48 to #31 - herpaderpasaur
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(03/08/2013) [-]
if everybody knows that soccer is the same as football then why can't americans just call it soccer? you know what he means and he isn't wrong
#54 to #48 - demandsgayversion
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(03/08/2013) [-]
There's enough differences that I just consider English and British as different languages. Like how there's Spanish and that other language that's pretty much Spanish with small differences. Most languages seem to have multiple versions.
#58 to #54 - roflsaucer
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(03/08/2013) [-]
The only difference is in mannerisms.

You're retarded if you consider them different languages.
#59 to #54 - herpaderpasaur
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(03/08/2013) [-]
well yeah but it's like brand names, even people that don't speak english (or british) know that the word soccer=football, so why is it unfair for an american to use the word he knows, I'm not saying everybody should start calling it soccer I just don't get why there's a need for correction if you understood what he meant like when someone who speaks spanish gets an english word wrong and nobody cares because they understood what they meant. I just think it's childish that our word soccer is always called into question
#72 - supermegasherman
Reply +30
(03/08/2013) [-]
>Go to england to visit cousin
>step of plane in the middle of a huge crowd of people
>one of them notices my accent
>"AYE LOO AT DIS BLOKE. WHY AIN'T HE FAT LADS?"
>everyone looks in my direction
>huge gathering of people mumbling in cockney
>decide to put me in museum where everyone can see
>that was 12 years ago
>please get me out
>i don't like fish and chips anymore
#88 to #72 - thegamegestapo
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(03/08/2013) [-]
You arrive at twelve bong?
#78 to #72 - chaosnazo
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(03/08/2013) [-]
#35 - thepyras
Reply +28
(03/08/2013) [-]
The best part of this is his expert drawing of the US flag.
#19 - yotsubato
Reply +23
(03/08/2013) [-]
it's funny because this is just a slightly exaggerated tale of america.
it's funny because this is just a slightly exaggerated tale of america.
#55 to #19 - anon
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(03/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha "Exaggerated"
#43 - mattdoggy
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(03/08/2013) [-]
"everyone starts clapping"
"everyone starts clapping"

#87 - texassharpshooter
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(03/08/2013) [-]
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#71 - pappathethird
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(03/08/2013) [-]
#63 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(03/08/2013) [-]
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