That escalated quickly. . A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blends who waves at him and says hello. He' s rather taken back, because he can' t
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That escalated quickly

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a
beautiful blends who waves at him and says
hello. He' s rather taken back, because he
can' t place where he knows
her from, he asks, "De you knew me?"
To which she replies, ''I think youve the
father of one of my kids."
New he thinks back to the tolly time he has
ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
Oh my god, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I laid on the peel table
with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped me with wet celery and
then stuck a Garret in my butt?" She replies,
No, I' m your son' s math teacher."
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User avatar #14 - browner (03/08/2013) [-]
well, that plummeted quickly
User avatar #15 - faithrider (03/08/2013) [-]
there was a commercial for v8 a couple years ago with this theme...
User avatar #19 to #15 - electrozz (03/08/2013) [-]
I was just about to comment that.
#12 - tehtrollface ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
hfw
User avatar #2 - secretdestroyers (03/08/2013) [-]
Wasn't this joke in a juice commercial? Still funny, but I've heard variations of this joke before...
#6 - jacklane (03/08/2013) [-]
10 seconds into MS Paint and you could have done this.
User avatar #9 to #6 - biograde (03/08/2013) [-]
or he could do less work and give credit to the authors
#13 to #6 - mrdarp (03/08/2013) [-]
Not giving credit is bad, mkuy?
User avatar #7 to #6 - udo (03/08/2013) [-]
I think on the opposite side of perspective, watermarks are good. If he's going to post something that's not his, the least he could do is give credit to where it came from before.
#3 - Rascal (03/08/2013) [-]
then why wouldnt she say father of one of my STUDENTS

retarded bitch
User avatar #4 to #3 - waffies (03/08/2013) [-]
lots of teachers refer to their students as "their kids"....
User avatar #16 to #4 - kyletr ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
I dunno, insults and joke aside, I think the best choice of words is "father of one students"
User avatar #17 to #16 - waffies (03/08/2013) [-]
you sure that's the best choice?
#18 to #17 - kyletr ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
*one of my   
   
I really ought to start proofreading my comments
*one of my

I really ought to start proofreading my comments
#20 to #18 - waffies (03/08/2013) [-]
It's fine, i got the point. I personally had to re-read what you had typed 3 times out loud to be sure it was incorrect.
It's fine, i got the point. I personally had to re-read what you had typed 3 times out loud to be sure it was incorrect.
User avatar #5 to #4 - stewartt (03/08/2013) [-]
why is it that anons are the quickest to insult and think they are the almighty geniuses?
User avatar #10 to #5 - basicargentinian (03/08/2013) [-]
why is he so butthurt? I know he's an annon, but still
#11 to #10 - odaer (03/08/2013) [-]
maybe he was the father.
User avatar #22 to #11 - stewartt (03/08/2013) [-]
that would imply anon gets laid which is really unlikely.
#21 - gafagear ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
FunSubstance.com?
FunSubstance.com?
User avatar #8 - burraki (03/08/2013) [-]
lightarcanine
#1 - Rascal (03/07/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #3221506 posted by notcowisbeast at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
the recipe is
combine 5 god gems with 10 super gems
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