BECAUSE FUCK PEOPLE. .. I'd give my left nut to live there. set up a guitar amp in the middle and just give it as loud as you want, get stoned and go on an adventure without fear of be
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#26 - xsap (03/08/2013) [-]
HFW someone knocks on the door
User avatar #43 to #26 - redrex (03/08/2013) [-]
mormans...
i can't believe i don't have an appropriate reaction for this
#56 to #43 - ryjoro (03/08/2013) [-]
how they got there
User avatar #57 to #56 - redrex (03/08/2013) [-]
holy **** , that is awesome
User avatar #104 to #26 - alcatronz (03/08/2013) [-]
The shortest horror story ever.
#55 to #26 - breakfield (03/08/2013) [-]
Have you heard the word of God?
#63 to #55 - theshwedda (03/08/2013) [-]
YOU SHALL NEVER OBTAIN THE MORMONOMICON
User avatar #18 - messerauditore (03/08/2013) [-]
That basically sums up every minecraft server i've ever been on as well.


I enjoy my privacy.
User avatar #23 to #18 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm extremely anti-social in minecraft. I found a decent sized Island, had everything I needed, I built a nice house and yard, walled it in and everything outside the walls is pressure plates, some of which are above tnt blocks hidden under the dirt so anyone who get even close gets blown to hell, the walls have an obsidian core and the pressure plates close to the wall turn on a redstone torch wall that tells me an intruder is near at which time I open several trap piston doors around my walls to drop the unsuspecting intruder into an obsidian chamber that is filled with creepers, skeletons, zombies and even some pigmen (nether portal is also down there) and if I pull another lever it opens the floor of that chamber dropping the intruder into a lava pool in case they survive the hordes of monsters. I really really don't like intruders.
#111 to #23 - fractalius (03/08/2013) [-]
Do you know any good barebones servers?
User avatar #41 to #23 - messerauditore (03/08/2013) [-]
Same. When I find an island I make sure that the entire perimeter is 2 blocks high from the water so that no one can climb up.
User avatar #40 to #18 - iamchicken (03/08/2013) [-]
Once upon a time i had an island it was a ******* awesome island thousands of blocks away from the cities i put a fence in the sea with signs that read "KEEP THE **** OUT OR YOU WILL BE ******* RAPED IN THE JUNGLE" 5 souls disregarded determined to go through to find me with their diamond gear. I am a resourceful man i made many fake homes that when they entered and triggered the pressure plate it would activate a torch in my home a flip of a switch and the 5 were now 3 whom i hunted with a highly enchanted 1 shot bow i let the other one go back as the lone survivor terrified. None of them visit the server any more.
User avatar #70 - lostdagame (03/08/2013) [-]
I could walk outside...

naked
User avatar #118 to #70 - andreweasley (03/08/2013) [-]
No the birds are watching......
#58 - theshwedda (03/08/2013) [-]
Fun Fact-- that's Bjork's house. the Government of Iceland gave the island to her for bringing their country so much revenue.
#60 to #58 - theshwedda (03/08/2013) [-]
WHOOP just checked my facts, she has returned the island
User avatar #4 - vanhoutte (03/07/2013) [-]
I'd give my left nut to live there. set up a guitar amp in the middle and just give it **** as loud as you want, get stoned and go on an adventure without fear of being judged or caught by police, have sex with your woman out in the open grass with the sounds of waves crashing against bare rock with the sun on your back, wake up in the morning with your cup of coffee and cigarette and feel victorious, read Plato's works with a peace of mind unfathomed by those caught in the "system", and last but not least, be able to go about your daily life without seeing a multitude of ******* idiots swagging up the place with their seemingly limitless amount of ******** spewing forth from their insignificant exsistance.
#10 to #4 - hotschurl (03/07/2013) [-]
Well said.
Well said.
#29 to #4 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
That was beautiful...
#42 to #4 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
and yet with all that seclusion, I still think you would not be able to masturbate without being interrupted
User avatar #108 to #4 - ForNarniaaa (03/08/2013) [-]
But how would you get INTERNET?
User avatar #121 to #4 - xplosevdiarrhea (03/08/2013) [-]
What if you run out of toilet paper...
User avatar #125 to #4 - thedungeonmaster (03/08/2013) [-]
You just described my dream life
#130 to #4 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
Why does everyone give the left nut first?
#134 to #4 - anonyrnoose (03/08/2013) [-]
No internet tho.
#160 to #4 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
why do that when you have swag XDXDXD XD XD XD X


but finding a store would be hard, and when you have the munchies you are doomed DOOMED
#36 to #4 - Z A H A (03/08/2013) [-]
Tha... that was beautiful...
Tha... that was beautiful...
#51 to #4 - skullofwolf (03/08/2013) [-]
But how would you food?
#22 to #4 - lafuriaroja (03/08/2013) [-]
You sound like a judgmental, unpleasant person to be around. But hey, do whatever you want.
You sound like a judgmental, unpleasant person to be around. But hey, do whatever you want.
User avatar #14 to #4 - drsexy (03/08/2013) [-]
I'd be able to masturbate outside with noone to judge me.
#52 to #14 - Visual (03/08/2013) [-]
I just could imagine some military satellite doing a survey or some **** in that island and all they see is some dude jerking off in a field.
User avatar #53 to #52 - Visual (03/08/2013) [-]
*on that island
#20 to #14 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
there are two kinds of people
User avatar #27 to #20 - sweetdickwilly (03/08/2013) [-]
THIS IS NOT ******* TUMBLR
User avatar #44 to #20 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
The semi decent people and the world, and you.
Those are the two kinds of people you festering sack of tumblr ball sweat.
User avatar #153 to #44 - sinonyx (03/08/2013) [-]
that's 3....
User avatar #167 to #153 - ilovehitler (03/08/2013) [-]
Meant to put in the world, not and the world.
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#103 - darthblam (03/08/2013) [-]
"They laughed at me, called me crazy when I had a house built all the way out here, but guess who'll be laughing when the ZOMBIES show up! THIS GUY, MOTHER 			*******		!"
"They laughed at me, called me crazy when I had a house built all the way out here, but guess who'll be laughing when the ZOMBIES show up! THIS GUY, MOTHER ******* !"
#152 to #103 - creosote (03/08/2013) [-]
Such is his thought until he runs out of food and gas for his boat.
Such is his thought until he runs out of food and gas for his boat.
#50 - franticorb (03/08/2013) [-]
Faroe islands ... I'd kill to live there.
#161 to #50 - aerosol (03/08/2013) [-]
Those lights... that name....
why does it sound so familiar....
#62 to #50 - Konigsteiger (03/08/2013) [-]
It's beautiful, but it rains practically aaaaaaaaall the time. The rest of the time it's snowing. Eg komi úr Norðoyggjar. Týr eri úr hér! :)
User avatar #65 to #62 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Sounds great. I love dark skies and rainy weather. Not because I'm cool or edgy or anything like that. I just like that.
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#97 to #68 - stlbecker (03/08/2013) [-]
probably for when they ever take a ferry to the mainland.. that's just a guess
#115 to #68 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
Maybe... Boat carries car, car goes places off island, car enters boat again, car now back on island, car is happy
User avatar #123 to #68 - zombiefied (03/08/2013) [-]
that boat looks like it can carry a car on the back. you think this guy never leaves this island?
#85 to #68 - KingTroll (03/08/2013) [-]
so he or she doesnt have to walk that road from the island each time, and if they just came from buying a ton of groceries they dont have to carry it down the road. people bitch about making more than 1 trip for their groceries when their car is right by the house. and plus if you have enough money for your own house on your own island you should have enough money to have a car to drive you a couple hundred feet
#64 - chasskika (03/08/2013) [-]
imagine if it snowed there.. sledding down one of those hills... You'd be laughing even as you fly off the cliff into the freezing water!
imagine if it snowed there.. sledding down one of those hills... You'd be laughing even as you fly off the cliff into the freezing water!
#72 to #64 - rotinaj (03/08/2013) [-]
But if the water's frozen...
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#113 - dengekisushi (03/08/2013) [-]
CAN YOU IMAGINE SLEDDING DOWN THAT SONOFABITCH IF IT SNOWED THERE.
CAN YOU IMAGINE SLEDDING DOWN THAT SONOFABITCH IF IT SNOWED THERE.
User avatar #148 - enormity (03/08/2013) [-]
just think, you wouldnt have to password protect your wifi
#109 - keybladeking (03/08/2013) [-]
Did anybody else think of UP?
Did anybody else think of UP?
#110 to #109 - darthblam (03/08/2013) [-]
Damn it. Damn you.. that one split second gif.. and I replay the whole story of her life in my head..
Damn it. Damn you.. that one split second gif.. and I replay the whole story of her life in my head..
User avatar #47 - kakkakrabbypatty (03/08/2013) [-]
Step 1: find someone with a remote house on a similar landscape
Step 2: place cameras in the island house
Step 3: capture remote house person while sleeping and place them in island house
Step 4: lol
#159 - Kairyuka (03/08/2013) [-]
I don't need a place like that to be lonely.
#133 - jiztastic (03/08/2013) [-]
**jiztastic rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Jobs. ** master roshis house?
User avatar #101 - evilanakie ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
there it is
the best place to fap
User avatar #124 to #101 - drpoptart (03/08/2013) [-]
someone wouldstill somehow interrupt me
#59 - zombiefied (03/08/2013) [-]
hfw
User avatar #75 - Zyklone (03/08/2013) [-]
So perfect for zombies
User avatar #86 to #75 - cantfindausername (03/08/2013) [-]
What if zombies can swim?
User avatar #107 to #86 - nikismeeee (03/08/2013) [-]
Even if they can, how many are going to happen upon that one island and then climb up the sheer rock cliffs? I'd rather be there than almost anywhere else in the event of zombies.
User avatar #114 to #107 - cantfindausername (03/08/2013) [-]
Agreed, I was just thinking of the "what if" chances. Perhaps a ship is good, too. It's just resupplying that will be dangerous.
User avatar #117 to #114 - cantfindausername (03/08/2013) [-]
Refueling, too.
User avatar #119 to #117 - Zyklone (03/08/2013) [-]
thats why we use the island and grow food..
User avatar #120 to #119 - cantfindausername (03/08/2013) [-]
Smart, but how are you going to get the tools necessary to do so?
User avatar #127 to #120 - Zyklone (03/08/2013) [-]
well since i already have the entire house (hypothetically) ill have all i need in the garden shed.

OR

Simple stone tools...worked for millenia
User avatar #132 to #127 - cantfindausername (03/08/2013) [-]
I meant the seeds.
I'm all for the idea of the island, but still. I'm just trying to cover everything.
User avatar #171 to #132 - Zyklone (03/08/2013) [-]
you should stop...

If we let the native grass mature we can mill the seeds into a flour
that with a bit of ocean protein will sustain life.

do you need to know where we get fresh water from?
#83 to #75 - therealrooster (03/08/2013) [-]
dont tell everyone
dont tell everyone
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