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Submitted: 03/06/2013
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#43 - FriendWreck (03/07/2013) [+] (88 replies)
Can't believe I'm going to ask this on FJ of all sites, but is 120 for a five foot five girl good or bad?
#55 to #54 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
from a guys perspective, you look stunning :3 i dont see how girls find that overweight.   
   
   
post nudes for better analysis
from a guys perspective, you look stunning :3 i dont see how girls find that overweight.


post nudes for better analysis
#3 - extralie (03/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #12 - oottovann (03/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
i'm over 350.
#19 to #12 - bulbakip (03/07/2013) [-]
I WANT YOU AT 200. START RUNNING CHUNKY BUTT.
#126 - kaboomz (03/07/2013) [-]
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op u so fat
#6 - allamericandude (03/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Story time: So I'm nowhere near obese--despite being American--but I am a bit doughier than I'd like to be. At the start of the school year, I was about 200 lbs--which isn't all that bad, 'cause I'm a big hunka' man, and my ideal body weight is around 190 (or lower, of course)--but it was still more than I wanted to be. So I started even lifting about 3 times a week on a relatively lax work out routine--nothing too intense, just enough to get the good juices flowin'. My weight started to go up--due to all those muskely muscles--to about 210. And then, after a couple of months--just last week, in fact--I stepped on the scales to see a glorious, mind-blowing 197. I was ecstatic--I no longer had a "2" in front of my weight. I could see the light at then end of the tunnel--physical fitness and chisel-bodiedness was finally within my reach...   
   
...but then McDonald's happened. I hadn't eaten there in months, but my friend worked there, and he had a giant coupon book filled with wonderful deals. Being college students, we hadn't had such an opportunity to score so much food in eons. We got something like ten meals for the price of one. They even gave us happy meals with My Little Princess toys (or something) because they were out of "boy's toys"--but whatever, they were practically free. We felt like kings...until about 2 minutes later. I didn't even eat that much--just two chicken sandwiches and, like, two little fish bites (which are absolutely disgusting btw, don't ever order them). But my guts felt like they had been turned inside out. We ended up throwing about half the food away (sorry, Africa--although we were probably doing you a favor).   
   
And then, the next day, to top it all off, I step on the scales to see......200.8......   
Pic = MFW.   
   
So the moral of the story (also Tl;dr): Never, ever go to McDonald's, no matter how totally awesome the deals sound.   
   
I know I've rambled on a bit, and this story isn't even particularly funny, but thanks for reading.
Story time: So I'm nowhere near obese--despite being American--but I am a bit doughier than I'd like to be. At the start of the school year, I was about 200 lbs--which isn't all that bad, 'cause I'm a big hunka' man, and my ideal body weight is around 190 (or lower, of course)--but it was still more than I wanted to be. So I started even lifting about 3 times a week on a relatively lax work out routine--nothing too intense, just enough to get the good juices flowin'. My weight started to go up--due to all those muskely muscles--to about 210. And then, after a couple of months--just last week, in fact--I stepped on the scales to see a glorious, mind-blowing 197. I was ecstatic--I no longer had a "2" in front of my weight. I could see the light at then end of the tunnel--physical fitness and chisel-bodiedness was finally within my reach...

...but then McDonald's happened. I hadn't eaten there in months, but my friend worked there, and he had a giant coupon book filled with wonderful deals. Being college students, we hadn't had such an opportunity to score so much food in eons. We got something like ten meals for the price of one. They even gave us happy meals with My Little Princess toys (or something) because they were out of "boy's toys"--but whatever, they were practically free. We felt like kings...until about 2 minutes later. I didn't even eat that much--just two chicken sandwiches and, like, two little fish bites (which are absolutely disgusting btw, don't ever order them). But my guts felt like they had been turned inside out. We ended up throwing about half the food away (sorry, Africa--although we were probably doing you a favor).

And then, the next day, to top it all off, I step on the scales to see......200.8......
Pic = MFW.

So the moral of the story (also Tl;dr): Never, ever go to McDonald's, no matter how totally awesome the deals sound.

I know I've rambled on a bit, and this story isn't even particularly funny, but thanks for reading.
User avatar #5 - herpaderpasaur (03/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I watch a lot of sports so I don't think of fat when I see 200lbs
#18 to #5 - bulbakip (03/07/2013) [-]
It's all muscle
#193 - critique (03/07/2013) [-]
I've never known scales to be so opinionated.
I've never known scales to be so opinionated.
User avatar #119 - nogphille (03/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
1m94
70-75kg

metric system ftw!
#132 to #119 - netic (03/07/2013) [-]
Dude, that can't be healthy. Start eating!
User avatar #181 - tonytails (03/07/2013) [-]
5'10" 240lbs...

uh...
its all muscle...?
#49 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
#282 - beergaroo (03/07/2013) [-]
mfw people's comments about their weight
#180 - endlesslulz (03/07/2013) [-]
People's FW
User avatar #251 - sorcha (03/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
5'1 ....... 120lbs
User avatar #260 to #251 - zamka (03/07/2013) [-]
k...
User avatar #190 - Viceroy (03/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
5'8" 120lbs.
#205 to #190 - mugigs (03/07/2013) [-]
doesn't sound healthy
#92 - Womens Study Major (03/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Please pardon my ignorance, but what is the pound/stone ratio? I've always wondered. I'd look it up, but I'd probably get a quicker answer here. Thanks.
User avatar #101 to #92 - lordjask (03/07/2013) [-]
1 Stone = 14 Pounds
User avatar #200 - endface (03/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
At my height that's skinny as **** .
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#148 - inbardo (03/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
scale's face when
scale's face when
#142 - wheel (03/07/2013) [-]
YOU HAD ONE ******* JOB
#63 - retrochris (03/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - mylazy (03/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I cannot see the joke. The only thing I can guess at is that the scale says gross, thus the title...but that isn't really funny, interesting, nor does it provide any feels. So, where are the thumbs coming from?
User avatar #4 to #2 - goodguygary (03/07/2013) [-]
gross
1.
without deductions; total, as the amount of sales, salary, profit, etc., before taking deductions for expenses, taxes, or the like ( opposed to net ): gross earnings; gross sales.
2.
unqualified; complete; rank: a gross scoundrel.
3.
flagrant and extreme: gross injustice.
4.
indelicate, indecent, obscene, or vulgar: gross remarks.
5.
lacking in refinement, good manners, education, etc.; unrefined.

the gross on the scale is meant to be definition #1 but sounds like it's calling the person #4
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