Modern Family. .. Actually, there's nothing we hate more then the phrase, 'Who's the woman in your relationship?' We both have cocks. Neither of us are women.
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User avatar #36 - jalthelas (03/07/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random comment #3216595 posted by danielfm at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
you need a life sir


>Roll comment
>Comment is a summary of your entire lifetime
User avatar #76 to #36 - Crimsonfox ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
**Crimsonfox rolled a random comment #3465966 posted by dumerveil at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
Is he the guy off of Holes?
User avatar #77 to #36 - lordxdanswich (03/07/2013) [-]
**lordxdanswich rolled a random comment #1025233 posted by brayburn at Friendly ** :
Well you're boring then XP
#106 to #36 - XxElJuegoxX (03/07/2013) [-]
**XxElJuegoxX rolled a random comment #3471568 posted by relmayer at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :Happy you like it man! Which episode are you up to at the moment?
**XxElJuegoxX rolled a random comment #3471568 posted by relmayer at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
Happy you like it man! Which episode are you up to at the moment?
User avatar #46 to #36 - otacust (03/07/2013) [-]
**otacust rolled a random comment #11 posted by hiphopapotomas at No one asked for your opinion scale! ** :
take a **** then reweigh yourself

here we go
#47 to #46 - otacust (03/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #92 to #36 - mcbmichael (03/07/2013) [-]
**mcbmichael rolled a random comment #3470857 posted by championmion at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
aye lets keep it that way
#98 to #36 - raberintodesu (03/07/2013) [-]
**raberintodesu rolled a random comment #105 posted by kagji at Must...not...rook.. ** :
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#74 to #36 - nicktheslayer (03/07/2013) [-]
**nicktheslayer rolled a random comment #363988 posted by paintedgorilla at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** :
Hopefully one thats readable.
User avatar #89 to #36 - alucaard (03/07/2013) [-]
**alucaard rolled a random comment #1015578 posted by deficiency at Friendly ** :
it will take a while :3

also I might need another practice game wiv youu
this is all a lie i wake up masturbate then goto sleep
#93 to #36 - happypancake (03/07/2013) [-]
**happypancake rolled a random comment #80 posted by colleenrox at The making of Rango ** :
**happypancake rolled a random comment #80 posted by colleenrox at The making of Rango ** :
User avatar #94 to #93 - happypancake (03/07/2013) [-]
Man, if only.
#95 to #36 - fuckdisshit (03/07/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random comment #84 posted by retrochris at One small step ** :
#67 to #36 - lapsushominum (03/07/2013) [-]
**lapsushominum rolled a random comment #120 posted by felixjarl at Nerd Like Daddy ** :
I have been wondering why this fella have been saying that each time i dominate someone.
#83 to #36 - tarantallegra (03/07/2013) [-]
**tarantallegra rolled a random comment #87 posted by mhongmualii at Butts ** :Show us your butt, spread your butt.
**tarantallegra rolled a random comment #87 posted by mhongmualii at Butts ** :
Show us your butt, spread your butt.
User avatar #84 to #83 - tarantallegra (03/07/2013) [-]
Goddamnit....
User avatar #45 to #36 - danielfm (03/07/2013) [-]
such a perfect situation to roll my comment..
User avatar #73 to #36 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
**arandomanon rolled a random comment #549698 posted by kalimah at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** :
just trying to help
so did you just like my face that much?
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User avatar #49 to #36 - falconxmard (03/07/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #145 posted by gustaviaable at Meanwhile in the daycare... ** :
**gustaviaable rolls 1** Is OP a faggot?
User avatar #54 to #36 - fizzor (03/07/2013) [-]
**fizzor rolled a random comment #20 posted by kolimm at Stickbending 2.0 ** :
OH GOD I REMEMBER STICKPAGE!


IM GONNA GO ON IT RIGHT NOW THANK YOU BEAUTIFULL MAN
User avatar #80 to #36 - mcroflskates (03/07/2013) [-]
**mcroflskates rolled a random comment #3467259 posted by xgeegx at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
Idk how I'd get that in 1 picture... Are you sure? It might be lame. You can choose something else if not.
#97 to #36 - sunnyday ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
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**sunnyday rolled a random comment #1019482 posted by rockred at Friendly ** :
I'm sure you'd fix that.
#75 to #36 - idoliam (03/07/2013) [-]
**idoliam rolled a random comment #19 posted by furrysheaperd at Sharky Tits are best tits ALWAYS ** :
**idoliam rolled a random comment #19 posted by furrysheaperd at Sharky Tits are best tits ALWAYS ** :
User avatar #48 to #36 - thalfak (03/07/2013) [-]
**thalfak rolled a random comment #3217323 posted by anonymous at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
nitebord lost bet with admund so u hav fame nao

Can't be that bad
#52 to #36 - freeyourmind (03/07/2013) [-]
**freeyourmind rolled a random comment #1012836 posted by AnAwesomeAardvark at Friendly ** :
#39 to #36 - jakedoffgreenbeers (03/07/2013) [-]
**jakedoffgreenbeers rolled a random comment #3462897 posted by rambomanthree at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
**rambomanthree puts his hand around your waste.. and slowly moves in to kiss you. i bite your bottom lip gently and i playfully push you down on the bed**
hmmm
#40 to #39 - jakedoffgreenbeers (03/07/2013) [-]
Huh, why are all my rolls gay?
User avatar #86 to #36 - inbardo (03/07/2013) [-]
**inbardo rolled a random comment #1011603 posted by reallynotdashie at Friendly ** :
And it's like ease of use n **** .
#37 to #36 - jalthelas (03/07/2013) [-]
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#7 - Cleavland Steamer (03/07/2013) [-]
Big, scary, and
#2 - thegayman ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Actually, there's nothing we hate more then the phrase, 'Who's the woman in your relationship?'

We both have cocks. Neither of us are women.
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#18 to #2 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
I disagree I hate it more when I'm referred to in a "we" statement as though the fact that we are both gay makes it so we have the exact same opinion.
User avatar #19 to #18 - pixy (03/07/2013) [-]
that's the same with any generalization. "Americans" are this.."The British" do that... "gays" like this... "anons" ...haha
#9 to #2 - ihavecontentthumbs (03/07/2013) [-]
who's the pitcher who's the catcher?
#14 to #2 - oharo (03/07/2013) [-]
You are the ideal person to answer questions on this matter.
#25 to #2 - greenwithenvy (03/07/2013) [-]
I always just ask "who makes the sandwiches?"
#35 to #2 - captainwow (03/07/2013) [-]
Have you ever been asked if you both swung your cocks around in a windmill, then crab-walked side by side and shouted "Fu-Shun-HA!" when the tips touch, then become one person?

That's how gay sex works.
#5 to #2 - DrDanny (03/07/2013) [-]
Fine.... Who is the "bottom"?
#6 to #5 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
Even me as a straight guy can answer that, sometimes I'm on top, sometimes she rides me, I can't see why it would be different for gays.
#8 to #6 - DrDanny (03/07/2013) [-]
So when did you graduate from kill joke University?



User avatar #15 to #6 - aussiepridevil (03/07/2013) [-]
yeah but no

sometimes it's a two way street, but in my expierience there is usually one bottom and one top and they dont switch.
#44 to #2 - mrdrpage (03/07/2013) [-]
I guess you could say that question makes you "butt-hurt."
I guess you could say that question makes you "butt-hurt."
User avatar #3 to #2 - goodguygary (03/07/2013) [-]
better than "so which one of you ends up with the sore asshole?"
#4 - bensho (03/07/2013) [-]
mfw people don't see a difference between regular old homosexuals and transgenders.
mfw people don't see a difference between regular old homosexuals and transgenders.
User avatar #17 to #4 - demandsgayversion (03/07/2013) [-]
The first thing my dad asked me when I told him I was gay was if I wanted to be a woman x_x
User avatar #21 to #17 - fourtwentt (03/07/2013) [-]
well do ya
User avatar #112 to #21 - demandsgayversion (03/07/2013) [-]
If I did, I wouldn't be gay, I'd be transgendered. They're not even on the same spectrum of things.
#32 - Reeon (03/07/2013) [-]
Just op having a conversation with his partner
User avatar #38 to #32 - hydraetis (03/07/2013) [-]
shame that he's straight in real life and the two are awesome in the show like the rest of the main characters
#66 to #38 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
when the **** did it become a shame to be straight?
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User avatar #114 to #38 - Hydra (03/08/2013) [-]
Hi Hydraetis.
User avatar #115 to #114 - hydraetis (03/08/2013) [-]
.......brother?
User avatar #116 to #115 - Hydra (03/08/2013) [-]
Yes, brother.
#16 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]
"Too much pink energy is dangerous!"
- Zordon
User avatar #50 to #16 - tommyoliver (03/07/2013) [-]
Holy crap kimberly. i knew you liked pink but i didnt knew you were into cloning?
User avatar #53 to #50 - kimberlyhart (03/07/2013) [-]
No Tommy I didnt clone myself. Those are just the rangers that came after me. I think the one on the left is a girl after your own heart though or at least your color.
User avatar #113 to #50 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]
There are also those who came before her.
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#63 - Ihazfunkitty (03/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #96 - asmodeu (03/07/2013) [-]
> gay post on fj
> suddenly everybody on fj is gay or bi
User avatar #104 to #96 - crazehtoast (03/07/2013) [-]
I think all of funnyjunk is at least open to the idea, so they just charge in with the claim that they truly are.
User avatar #20 - YoshiBond (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm bi, so I guess it's somewhat related, so I'll share. I always hate when people ask me which gender I prefer, I don't care as long as they are a decent person.
User avatar #22 to #20 - secretdestroyers (03/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm the same way with sheep. Some days it's so hard to find a decent sheep to have intercourse with...
User avatar #33 to #22 - chuckbillrow (03/07/2013) [-]
Im going to go out on a limb and say you are Welsh
User avatar #55 to #33 - secretdestroyers (03/07/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm a Kiwi (NZ)....close enough!
User avatar #111 to #33 - limb (03/07/2013) [-]
I hate the threads I'm called to.


I secretly love them.
#88 - barteleiff (03/07/2013) [-]
I find gays lack of heterosexuality FABOLOUS!
I find gays lack of heterosexuality FABOLOUS!
User avatar #61 - andreweasley (03/07/2013) [-]
I like pink..........for reasons............girl related reasons....... pussy.......
User avatar #101 to #61 - thelegitmetalhead (03/07/2013) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen
#107 to #61 - allanenraged (03/07/2013) [-]
Having to assert that you like vagina on a gay post on the internet... Diagnosis: Afraid to come to terms with your own sexuality.
Having to assert that you like vagina on a gay post on the internet... Diagnosis: Afraid to come to terms with your own sexuality.
#72 - mrastrozombie (03/07/2013) [-]
you go girl
you go girl
#59 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
I'TS ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE........
User avatar #60 to #59 - andreweasley (03/07/2013) [-]
Well....of course
#103 - awesomechardey ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
**awesomechardey rolled a random comment #1017597 posted by bobolot at Friendly ** :
Hai <3
what i say to gay people
User avatar #105 to #103 - ruuna (03/07/2013) [-]
How kind of you :3
+1
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User avatar #43 - organiclead ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Granted, the only person who ever wants to go to the baby shower is the mother.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRzBpFjJS8
#56 to #43 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
even MOTHERS dont like the ******* babyshowers
fj has major issues with women
User avatar #62 to #56 - organiclead ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Then why are they still a thing?
User avatar #91 to #62 - happypancake (03/07/2013) [-]
Get free baby stuff, I'm guessing
User avatar #110 to #91 - organiclead ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Whatever works for people in general, I guess. The fact that NO ONE is actually having any fun at these things makes me not want to attend another one ever.
User avatar #99 to #91 - toughactintinactin (03/07/2013) [-]
Ding ding ding, baby ***** expensive
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