Australia. . sh egg : I an Au strawman they are not crisps they are chips they are not tries they are chips they are not Testes they are chips they are not Dori
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Australia

sh egg :
I an Au strawman
they are not crisps they are chips
they are not tries they are chips
they are not Testes they are chips
they are not Doritos they are chips
they are not Pringles they are chips
they are not Cheezies they are chips
I an a simple person
do not confuse he with your fancy names
at the tuck are cheezies
chips.
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User avatar #18 - brosanction (03/06/2013) [-]
I spent a huge chink of my life in Australia
this is true, they call EVERYTHING chips
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#22 to #18 - carmasterzaib (03/06/2013) [-]
>I spent a huge chink of my life in Australia
>a huge chink of my life in
>huge chink
#24 to #22 - brosanction (03/06/2013) [-]
IN AUSTRALIA
User avatar #60 to #24 - guywithastick (03/06/2013) [-]
Well played sir. Well ******* played.
#1 - retris (03/06/2013) [-]
Favorite green text,
related
User avatar #124 to #1 - mlpokeyuan (03/07/2013) [-]
Lost it at
"peepee friction pleasure"
User avatar #143 to #1 - iliketires (03/07/2013) [-]
******* "Meat Water" and "Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty"
User avatar #71 to #1 - Eggsaviorr (03/06/2013) [-]
I read all of it, A+ funny as hell
User avatar #50 to #1 - basham (03/06/2013) [-]
god this is such a reposted comment...
User avatar #70 to #1 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
lost it at:
>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"
#89 to #1 - feraltoast (03/06/2013) [-]
Ey yo bich yu gon get forcey fun timed
#25 to #1 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
Oh god I lost it at peepee friction pleasure.
#72 - stallwallwriter (03/06/2013) [-]
Similar problem, in Canada we just call fries "poutine".
And when they aren't covered in cheese and gravy we call them, well, we don't call them anything because why would you eat them if they weren't covered in cheese and gravy?
User avatar #86 to #72 - Wartottle (03/06/2013) [-]
Only time i have Poutine without gravy and cheese is when i have salt and vinegar, drown that bitch in vinegar.
User avatar #132 to #72 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Dya'll ever try that with white gravy? The brown stuff just tastes...weird to me, frankly.
User avatar #151 to #132 - stallwallwriter (03/07/2013) [-]
I don't even know what white gravy is. All the times I've seen gravy made it was from drippings (from turkey or beef) and was brown. What's it like?
User avatar #88 to #72 - stunning (03/06/2013) [-]
In toronto we only call it putine if it has cheese and gravy
#93 to #88 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/06/2013) [-]
That's the joke
User avatar #99 to #93 - stunning (03/06/2013) [-]
thats a weird joke
User avatar #78 to #72 - xxhunterxx (03/06/2013) [-]
Poutine numbah 1 food
User avatar #79 to #72 - darkangeloffire (03/06/2013) [-]
Poutine.... I suddenly want some.
User avatar #81 to #72 - sketchE ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
guy was selling it in anchorage last summer. we just called it the canadian heart attack
#120 to #72 - nyanpoptart (03/07/2013) [-]
They now have bacon poutine at Burger King. I know what I'm going to make soon.
#83 to #72 - iwanttousenumbers (03/06/2013) [-]
Poutine master race
User avatar #117 to #83 - kagji (03/07/2013) [-]
oh gawd that look delicious.
User avatar #105 to #83 - picklesds (03/06/2013) [-]
******* love poutine, i have one almost every week at my school. the only bad thing is instead of cheese curds its just shredded cheese.
#139 to #105 - turtakus (03/07/2013) [-]
How dare you disgrace our beloved food like that?
User avatar #146 to #139 - picklesds (03/07/2013) [-]
its them not me
#82 to #72 - restfullwicked (03/06/2013) [-]
that right there is why i love Canada. why cant the other colonies be as cool as you guys.
#95 to #72 - menqudoneix ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
some of us more technical Canadians call it "incomplete poutine", just so we remember what's what.
some of us more technical Canadians call it "incomplete poutine", just so we remember what's what.
User avatar #49 to #47 - milthyfoustache (03/06/2013) [-]
I can't decide who uses the word cunt more working class Brits or Australians ahaha
#53 to #49 - fordun (03/06/2013) [-]
Man you need to be a real ******* wanker to believe that.
User avatar #54 to #53 - milthyfoustache (03/06/2013) [-]
Believe what?
User avatar #56 to #55 - milthyfoustache (03/06/2013) [-]
I didn't even realise you were making a joke
#57 to #56 - fordun (03/06/2013) [-]
Wanker is commonly said among common brit slang such as Cunt and ******* .
User avatar #58 to #57 - milthyfoustache (03/06/2013) [-]
Oh I know that... you're joke was just ***** clearly
#59 to #58 - fordun (03/06/2013) [-]
No you were just too much of a ******* wanker to get the joke. Cunt.
User avatar #103 to #58 - rushian (03/06/2013) [-]
*your
That's a first.
User avatar #80 to #57 - rgmayhem (03/06/2013) [-]
Wanker is slang for dick,
like cunt is slang for pussy.
User avatar #73 to #47 - MotorstormLegend (03/06/2013) [-]
Cuntnetticut
User avatar #15 - gayboard (03/06/2013) [-]
This aussie needs to calm down and have a gaytime.
#2 - dicknuts (03/06/2013) [-]
I've had cheezles
I've had cheezles
User avatar #64 to #2 - stallwallwriter (03/06/2013) [-]
I haven't. They sound like a strangely tasty disease.
User avatar #74 to #2 - benotter (03/06/2013) [-]
Otter ^>^
#3 to #2 - waffies (03/06/2013) [-]
I have not. what are they?
I have not. what are they?
User avatar #8 to #3 - coolioplasm (03/06/2013) [-]
chips
#11 to #7 - ahitwo (03/06/2013) [-]
Reminds me of USA's Bugles.
#19 to #11 - hairibar (03/06/2013) [-]
Delicious. At Spain, they're called "3D's". Anywhere else?
#44 to #19 - ahitwo (03/06/2013) [-]
The best flavor of Bugles.
The best flavor of Bugles.
User avatar #5 to #3 - marose (03/06/2013) [-]
they are like cheetos but rings
#36 - Cleavland Steamer (03/06/2013) [-]
Spongebob's got the right idea
User avatar #85 to #36 - clittyrubquick (03/06/2013) [-]
it just wouldn't be the same if spongebob called him "crisp"
User avatar #4 - chuckbillrow (03/06/2013) [-]
fun fact in America pringles legally can not be labeled as chips
User avatar #41 to #4 - juggalotank (03/06/2013) [-]
Yeah they are called "crisps"
#45 to #4 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
but, muh freedoms...
User avatar #100 to #45 - bjartur (03/06/2013) [-]
****** , **** " freedom "
User avatar #125 to #4 - rokkarokkaali (03/07/2013) [-]
Why not?
#68 to #4 - deafitems (03/06/2013) [-]
I just spent a whole 10 mins looking for the information proving the factual statement you provided, and my research comes to a statement I declare false, and require proof please.
User avatar #137 to #68 - pwoneill (03/07/2013) [-]
Sigh...
Pringles were the first potato based chip product to be made by not liceing potatoes and frying, but baking dehydrated potato flakes. Frito lay and others lobbyied for the chips to have a name change. the FDA agreed and ruled that they could not claim to be chips on the grounds of how they were made...It is speculated if this had never happened that pringles would have a massive threshold on the chip market.

I learned this from foodnetwork's Unwrapped with Marc summers... but here it mention s this whole dispute close enough for citation
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pringles
User avatar #142 to #137 - mulciber (03/07/2013) [-]
Your Izzet ass teaches me something each time we encounter.
User avatar #148 to #142 - pwoneill (03/07/2013) [-]
I appear where I am needed
User avatar #149 to #148 - mulciber (03/07/2013) [-]
Quite the stoic rebuttal.
User avatar #138 to #4 - pwoneill (03/07/2013) [-]
For those of you wondering what he means:
Pringles were the first potato based chip product to be made by not liceing potatoes and frying, but baking dehydrated potato flakes. Frito lay and others lobbyied for the chips to have a name change. the FDA agreed and ruled that they could not claim to be chips on the grounds of how they were made...It is speculated if this had never happened that pringles would have a massive threshold on the chip market.

I learned this from foodnetwork's Unwrapped with Marc summers... but here it mention s this whole dispute close enough for citation
#6 to #4 - coma (03/06/2013) [-]
Legally, I can call whatever the 			****		 I want "chips". MURICA MUDAFUKA.
Legally, I can call whatever the **** I want "chips". MURICA MUDAFUKA.
User avatar #9 to #6 - chuckbillrow (03/06/2013) [-]
thats why i said labeled and not called you call call them **** sticks if you so choose but they are not allowed to put chips on the packaging
#20 to #9 - Bobtheblob (03/06/2013) [-]
****		 sticks.
**** sticks.
#13 to #6 - dreadedsin (03/06/2013) [-]
Got these for you
#123 - jaketasticness (03/07/2013) [-]
I say **** chips and their scams
#133 to #123 - peanutbraddle (03/07/2013) [-]
What about me?
#119 - nyanpoptart (03/07/2013) [-]
This has never been more relevant.
#122 to #119 - anthonyh (03/07/2013) [-]
**anthonyh rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at Meanwhile At Burger King.... ** mfw "meat water"
User avatar #128 to #119 - arizonastar (03/07/2013) [-]
beef wellington ensemble with lettuce.....
#126 to #119 - poptartsniper (03/07/2013) [-]
lost it at peepee friction pleasure
lost it at peepee friction pleasure
#96 - turtlepoop (03/06/2013) [-]
the last one's user name is jpadalicki
the last one's user name is jpadalicki
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User avatar #127 to #96 - waterbottlemanboy (03/07/2013) [-]
**** yeah! First thing I noticed
User avatar #98 - fightforfate (03/06/2013) [-]
cheezles are the best thing ever
#131 to #98 - bluebocat (03/07/2013) [-]
I've never had these before
User avatar #147 to #131 - fightforfate (03/07/2013) [-]
i have a different brand n newzealand but it looks like the same thing
#92 - EdwardNigma (03/06/2013) [-]
I call Twisties their proper name on occasion.
I call Doritos, Doritos, more often than chips.
I call Pringles by their proper name mostly too.

Cheezles, Fries and Crisps though. All chips.
And not once in my life have I ever gotten them confused when talking about them. It's like those aliens in South Park called the Marklar, where who call everything Marklar but remain unconfused. We don't know how, but we always know what kind of chips are in discussion.
#109 to #92 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
doriots and pringles are chips though... they're just the brand name of the chip.
#14 - insanepyromania (03/06/2013) [-]
I assume this guy's name is Bruce.
User avatar #21 to #14 - thehighwayman (03/06/2013) [-]
And also a philosopher.
#38 - reygar (03/06/2013) [-]
Simply... australians.
And it's not an australian hat, it's a custom helmet...
#23 - retrochris (03/06/2013) [-]
one fact can't be denied.... ask someone to get you some chips and you'll get a fortune of food
User avatar #113 - grotesquelettuce (03/06/2013) [-]
Mates got a chip on his shoulder
User avatar #90 - happypancake (03/06/2013) [-]
Asking any Britfags around here, what's your chip-eating strategy? I've found over the years that what works best (for me, anyway) is vinegar first, salt next, in an open portion so they get a bit crispy. HP sauce if I'm pushing the boat out.
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