True Facts. Bill Nye Tho. Did you know? Bill Nye invented a time machine to go back in time and free the slaves under the alias Abraham Lincoln. r if r I. Jack Black joined him to help with the American War for Independence. Has anyone ever
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#16 - RageRambo (03/06/2013) [-]
Jack Black joined him to help with the American War for Independence.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - RageRambo (03/06/2013) [-]
That is Paul Revere. He warned the Colonists of a British attack...
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User avatar #26 to #25 - RageRambo (03/06/2013) [-]
They have a time machine.
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User avatar #80 to #25 - greenthegunstar (03/06/2013) [-]
It was a joint effort.
#37 - thatmexican (03/06/2013) [-]
Nicolas Cage decided to help bill in the fight for equal rights
User avatar #40 to #37 - Dantee (03/06/2013) [-]
nah, he's just a vampire...

but wait ... Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter ... wasn't that effective obviously
#85 - mayomanmaster (03/06/2013) [-]
Bill Nye the Nazi Spy
#102 to #85 - iusememeswrongly (03/06/2013) [-]
HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL,
HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL,
Bill Nye the Nazi Spy
#53 - eliphas (03/06/2013) [-]
Considering that Abraham Lincoln is dead, that means that Bill Nye should have disappeared forever, when he went back in time.

So surely, what you mean to say, is that he WILL invent a time machine, and free the slaves?
User avatar #66 to #53 - Davidowns (03/06/2013) [-]
That doesn't make any sense. Bill Nye wasn't from that time, he went back to that time... so if he died that doesn't mean he never existed.
#54 to #53 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
(He was Booth too.)
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#44 to #33 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 59** leave my friend alone.
User avatar #50 to #33 - srhkid (03/06/2013) [-]
**srhkid rolls 63** Free the *****
#59 to #33 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
aewhhh sheiiit
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User avatar #73 to #33 - potatofarm (03/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #76 to #33 - iamzombie (03/06/2013) [-]
**iamzombie rolls 05** imma go get me sum chiggen
#104 to #33 - bariummanisback (03/06/2013) [-]
**bariummanisback rolls 00** *roll 2* *roll 2*
#34 to #33 - rytul (03/06/2013) [-]
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#55 to #33 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 99** Anon here rolling for rights.
#88 to #55 - secondlawprevails (03/06/2013) [-]
HFW he could have logged in
HFW he could have logged in
User avatar #61 to #55 - anonomoz ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
anon is the guy
User avatar #57 to #55 - anikinskywalker (03/06/2013) [-]
Hmmm... an anon actually did something good for once.
Unless the dark skinned man in the picture is a bad guy...
#31 - reallynotdashie (03/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 - DrBobsPatient (03/06/2013) [-]
A time machine can only take you back as far as to the date that the time machine was created.
User avatar #60 to #58 - thatoneweirdguy (03/06/2013) [-]
That's one theory
User avatar #71 to #58 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (03/06/2013) [-]
Your referring to a certain type of time machine, which is really a totally pointless argument as all time machines are strictly theoretical; including the type that you just described.

We don't even know for sure that time travel is possible, we just don't currently know of any natural laws that forbid it.
#78 to #58 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
Wrong! You could freeze yourself and then just wait til the right time :P
Well in theory that is....
User avatar #87 to #58 - restrict (03/06/2013) [-]
so he died before being born?

interesting..
#101 to #58 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
How would the machine know when it was built? What if aliens built one billions of light years away? Does it not count? How does making the machine change the fabric of time and make it now acceptable to pass through time right when it was made? bull **** theory
#62 to #58 - twilightsparkleftw (03/06/2013) [-]
You just blew my mind.
User avatar #63 to #58 - pebar (03/06/2013) [-]
So far what has been proven is that when you approach the speed of light, the universe around you ages faster.
Basically time machines can only go forward, not back.
User avatar #64 to #63 - DrBobsPatient (03/06/2013) [-]
nuh uh *pushes glasses higher up*... superman could go back in time
User avatar #65 to #58 - ludislavonac (03/06/2013) [-]
That's just a theory, we won't know for sure until we try
#69 to #58 - biggrand (03/06/2013) [-]
Implying the global elite didnt make one in 1779 during the war of 1812
User avatar #77 to #58 - akkere (03/06/2013) [-]
>implying Aliens didn't lend us a time machine when they helped us build the Pyramids

Do you even conspiracy theory?
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (03/06/2013) [-]
I...I...I actually have no issue with this
User avatar #75 - mrfourtysevenman (03/06/2013) [-]
****** be like "makin it rain"
bill nye b all like "makin it precipitate up in this atmosphizzle)
#18 - ounerify (03/06/2013) [-]
I'm calling 			********		 on this one
I'm calling ******** on this one
#48 - deviroux (03/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - iforgetwhattosay (03/06/2013) [-]
in my fever dream last night lincoln almost violated me sexually, but he got arrested first. that wasn't even the scariest part. for a brief moment there i think i had a vagina in my dream. i hate fever dreams.
User avatar #32 to #14 - EvilNutter (03/06/2013) [-]
why would having a vagina be a bad thing? you could literally violate your own dreams then


i have issues
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#100 to #82 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
he didn't do it till the end of his timeline.
#42 - carmineshelmet (03/06/2013) [-]
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#17 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
It all makes sense now.
It all makes sense now.
#39 - beerterror (03/06/2013) [-]





He wanted blacks to be deported to Africa or at least Haiti, and viewed them as repulsive
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User avatar #43 to #41 - beerterror (03/06/2013) [-]
Well, Lincoln is widely recognize of his racial views, masked by abolition, Bill Nye isn't.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - beerterror (03/06/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm dead tired and it's late already... But thanks for pointing that out, I'll get myself together :)
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