15 POUND HOME-MADE DIABETUS.. .. Am I the only one who just doesn't automatically know how to make "nougat"?
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15 POUND HOME-MADE DIABETUS.

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User avatar #14 - dascruffy (03/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Am I the only one who just doesn't automatically know how to make "nougat"?
User avatar #4 - kevinipples (03/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
how THE **** are you supposed to eat this? cut slices?
User avatar #8 to #4 - mattdoggy (03/06/2013) [-]
1. Buy kiddie pool
2. Tell your friends you are going out of town for a month and to get your mail for you
3. Lock yourself in your bedroom with extra props up against the door to keep out intruders
4. Become entirely naked and sit in the kiddie pool with heaters around you
5. With your bare hands (we are going barbarian style) you to start punching/karate chopping it into bite sized pieces or anything half close to fitting in your mouth
6. start eating as many pieces as quickly as you can, while being sure to spit out a little bit and rub it on yourself every 3 mouth fulls
7. After less than an hour of this, you should get about 10-20 percent done with the massive snickers (it would go faster but it's so damn rich)
8. At the hour mark (give or take a few dalek rels) you should hit the sugar wall and begin to go into your sugar educed diabetic coma
9. After you pass out, preferably on your back, the Snickers will melt with the heaters onto your body and the enzyme from your spit will begin to dissolve it rapidly, breaking it into simple sugars.
10. In the next week or so that you are unconscious the giant Snickers will devolve more and more and begin to start seeping into your skin for your body to absorb through some kind of osmosis.
11. As it leaks in through your skin and lower orifices, the Snickers will slowly be eaten and become part of your blood mixture.
12. When you wake up, you will find that most of the Snickers should be gone and that time now seems to move slower for you. Enjoy spending the rest of the month gaining the strength to free yourself from the remaining chocolaty crust that's caked over you and then recovering from your withdrawal of chocolate and peanut butter.

Enjoy eating your 15 pound snicker, and drink responsibility
I have too much time on my hands. I should be doing homework
#39 - zomaru (03/06/2013) [+] (10 replies)
2 hours later, Harlem Shake all they way to the ER.
2 hours later, Harlem Shake all they way to the ER.
#28 - zzonked (03/06/2013) [-]
mfw I want it but will never be not lazy enough to make it.
mfw I want it but will never be not lazy enough to make it.
#84 - bogbean (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have diabetes and I'm just crying looking at this
I have diabetes and I'm just crying looking at this
User avatar #33 - hellvor (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Am i the only one who wants to see it cut in half?
#64 - gatsu (03/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I tried once to do something similar and I couldn't even eat it; 						****					 was so sweet that i almost puked.
I tried once to do something similar and I couldn't even eat it; **** was so sweet that i almost puked.
#163 - kingdufbeer (03/06/2013) [-]
WHY ISN'T THERE A PICTURE THAT SHOWS US HOW IT LOOKS FROM THE INSIDE
WHY ISN'T THERE A PICTURE THAT SHOWS US HOW IT LOOKS FROM THE INSIDE
#122 - bunkerjunction (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
with a spoonful of peanut butter.
A Spoonful.
SPOONFUL
#137 - romdadon ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
#170 - stebolicious (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yah can’t put Snickers into a “Snickers” and call it homemade!!!!    
   
<-----MFW
Yah can’t put Snickers into a “Snickers” and call it homemade!!!!

<-----MFW
#117 - whatasickname (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You could take a 						****					 in it, and nobody would know...
You could take a **** in it, and nobody would know...
#164 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Maybe it's just me, but when you already have to buy Snickers to make your Snickers, why not just buy 15 lbs of Snickers?
#51 - dirrrtjump (03/06/2013) [-]
WHY?
#159 - princecomet (03/06/2013) [-]
I'd rather live passed my 30's!
I'd rather live passed my 30's!
#45 - kafudamapla (03/06/2013) [-]
No pick of it cut open?
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