15 POUND HOME-MADE DIABETUS.. .. Am I the only one who just doesn't automatically know how to make "nougat"?
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User avatar #14 - dascruffy (03/06/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who just doesn't automatically know how to make "nougat"?
#44 to #14 - John Cena (03/06/2013) [-]
Look at the ingredients, it seems to just be marshmallow spread.
#100 to #44 - thatmexican (03/06/2013) [-]
no it's nougat..
User avatar #208 to #14 - thisusernameisalie (03/07/2013) [-]
Get that checked out man.
User avatar #212 to #14 - spankyy (03/07/2013) [-]
I had no idea how to make nougat before this.
User avatar #206 to #14 - dascruffy (03/07/2013) [-]
wow such a simple comment getting so many thumbs? i'm honored!
#128 to #14 - deafitems (03/06/2013) [-]
No, but having a internet connection can damn sure save your ass

www.ehow.com/how_5437678_make-soft-nougat.html
#66 to #14 - twi (03/06/2013) [-]
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EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT BUT YOU.
FEEL BAD.
+67
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#39 - zomaru (03/06/2013) [-]
2 hours later, Harlem Shake all they way to the ER.
2 hours later, Harlem Shake all they way to the ER.
#181 to #39 - irvea (03/06/2013) [-]
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sharing is caring

so share it with your family so they can harlem shake too
#205 to #181 - zomaru (03/07/2013) [-]
Alright, found my Reaction folder   
NONE FOR YOU!!!
Alright, found my Reaction folder
NONE FOR YOU!!!
#209 to #205 - irvea (03/07/2013) [-]
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BUT I WANT SOME TOO!
User avatar #194 to #181 - zomaru (03/06/2013) [-]
NONE FOR YOU!....... My reaction folder is at home so Just think up some creative .gif.....
#196 to #194 - irvea (03/06/2013) [-]
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< your creative .gif i hope it actually will be a .gif...
User avatar #197 to #196 - irvea (03/06/2013) [-]
this is not what i expected nor wanted
User avatar #199 to #197 - zomaru (03/06/2013) [-]
Um, yes, This is Exactingly what I wanted........
#200 to #199 - irvea (03/06/2013) [-]
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exactingly...? a word that i know... brain... malfunctioning... can't deal with it...
what is exactingly?
User avatar #201 to #200 - zomaru (03/06/2013) [-]
...... My ****** .... Was paying to much attention to my group project, not enough attention on FJ. Apparently that's what Google autocorrected it as.
User avatar #202 to #201 - irvea (03/06/2013) [-]
that's okay, but it's in Google's dictionary anyway, that means it's widely used on the internet, which leads me back to wanting to know what it means.
but that's okay i didn't need sleep anyways

*confession bear* okay i do need my sleep, haven't slept in days
good night sir
#28 - zzonked (03/06/2013) [-]
mfw I want it but will never be not lazy enough to make it.
mfw I want it but will never be not lazy enough to make it.
#84 - bogbean (03/06/2013) [-]
I have diabetes and I'm just crying looking at this
I have diabetes and I'm just crying looking at this
User avatar #87 to #84 - graydiggy (03/06/2013) [-]
I got diabetes from looking at this.
User avatar #4 - kevinipples (03/06/2013) [-]
how THE **** are you supposed to eat this? cut slices?
User avatar #12 to #4 - chuckbillrow (03/06/2013) [-]
i assume you would treat it like a cake... a very very very dense cake
#23 to #4 - John Cena (03/06/2013) [-]
>Put in mouth
>Chew
User avatar #8 to #4 - mattdoggy (03/06/2013) [-]
1. Buy kiddie pool
2. Tell your friends you are going out of town for a month and to get your mail for you
3. Lock yourself in your bedroom with extra props up against the door to keep out intruders
4. Become entirely naked and sit in the kiddie pool with heaters around you
5. With your bare hands (we are going barbarian style) you to start punching/karate chopping it into bite sized pieces or anything half close to fitting in your mouth
6. start eating as many pieces as quickly as you can, while being sure to spit out a little bit and rub it on yourself every 3 mouth fulls
7. After less than an hour of this, you should get about 10-20 percent done with the massive snickers (it would go faster but it's so damn rich)
8. At the hour mark (give or take a few dalek rels) you should hit the sugar wall and begin to go into your sugar educed diabetic coma
9. After you pass out, preferably on your back, the Snickers will melt with the heaters onto your body and the enzyme from your spit will begin to dissolve it rapidly, breaking it into simple sugars.
10. In the next week or so that you are unconscious the giant Snickers will devolve more and more and begin to start seeping into your skin for your body to absorb through some kind of osmosis.
11. As it leaks in through your skin and lower orifices, the Snickers will slowly be eaten and become part of your blood mixture.
12. When you wake up, you will find that most of the Snickers should be gone and that time now seems to move slower for you. Enjoy spending the rest of the month gaining the strength to free yourself from the remaining chocolaty crust that's caked over you and then recovering from your withdrawal of chocolate and peanut butter.

Enjoy eating your 15 pound snicker, and drink responsibility
I have too much time on my hands. I should be doing homework
User avatar #42 to #8 - gytisout (03/06/2013) [-]
Wrong. You should be writing books.
#49 to #8 - jarofdirt (03/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#217 to #8 - stepsword (03/07/2013) [-]
you do wat
you do wat
User avatar #172 to #8 - failtactics (03/06/2013) [-]
Does anyone have a glass of responsibility? I really want to do all the steps properly.
#64 - gatsu (03/06/2013) [-]
I tried once to do something similar and I couldn't even eat it; 			****		 was so sweet that i almost puked.
I tried once to do something similar and I couldn't even eat it; **** was so sweet that i almost puked.
User avatar #80 to #64 - kaptaink (03/06/2013) [-]
ive seen this a few times and i am just do wildly curious as to the story behind wtf this guy is doing??
User avatar #82 to #80 - kmang (03/06/2013) [-]
QWOP
User avatar #85 to #82 - kaptaink (03/06/2013) [-]
for the lolz or is this a fail at some competition or what?
User avatar #91 to #85 - szymonf (03/06/2013) [-]
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
User avatar #90 to #85 - raigen (03/06/2013) [-]
for the lolz based on a game called QWOP
User avatar #94 to #90 - kaptaink (03/06/2013) [-]
thank you all for your assistance! haha
#163 - kingdufbeer (03/06/2013) [-]
WHY ISN'T THERE A PICTURE THAT SHOWS US HOW IT LOOKS FROM THE INSIDE
WHY ISN'T THERE A PICTURE THAT SHOWS US HOW IT LOOKS FROM THE INSIDE
#122 - bunkerjunction (03/06/2013) [-]
with a spoonful of peanut butter.
A Spoonful.
SPOONFUL
#132 to #122 - twilightsparkleftw (03/06/2013) [-]
I laughed really god damn hard at that.
#136 to #122 - generaljackass (03/06/2013) [-]
triple spoon son
User avatar #33 - hellvor (03/06/2013) [-]
Am i the only one who wants to see it cut in half?
#204 to #33 - yurtle (03/07/2013) [-]
here's a similar one
#117 - whatasickname (03/06/2013) [-]
You could take a 			****		 in it, and nobody would know...
You could take a **** in it, and nobody would know...
#139 to #117 - festinas (03/06/2013) [-]
And you would think that the taste of nuts would come from the snickers...
#62 - John Cena (03/06/2013) [-]
Your move Epic Meal Time.
#89 to #62 - szymonf (03/06/2013) [-]
add bacon.
#51 - dirrrtjump (03/06/2013) [-]
WHY?
#159 - princecomet (03/06/2013) [-]
I'd rather live passed my 30's!
I'd rather live passed my 30's!
#45 - kafudamapla (03/06/2013) [-]
No pick of it cut open?
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