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#8 - thalfak (03/06/2013) [-]
#11 - eloschmidt **User deleted account** (03/06/2013) [-]
but can we trust a statistic about lying?
User avatar #4 - jimimij (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Everybody using this to become a better liar?
#7 to #4 - orton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #29 - kietzu (03/06/2013) [-]
So, spread out your arms, lean forward, look into their eyes, answer "Nope" and you are the master of lying?
User avatar #19 - landartheconqueror (03/06/2013) [-]
one quick question: the direction of the eyes; is that looking at the person, or from the person's perspective
#25 - badassspaceman (03/06/2013) [-]
MFW We're all using this to avoid detection next time we lie.    
+ 5 Speechcraft
MFW We're all using this to avoid detection next time we lie.
+ 5 Speechcraft
User avatar #17 - lolollo (03/06/2013) [-]
No, the easiest way to lie is to convince them that the truth is a lie. You exhibit signs of lieing with everything, which devaluates the reliability of the test.

"The machine says he's lieing about killing that guy"
"The machine also says he's lieing about his name, which we know."
#5 - billybong (03/06/2013) [-]
On a somewhat similar topic.... (from The Negotiator)
User avatar #22 - lmaopwnt (03/06/2013) [-]
I have to disagree with the "liars will often try to add a lot of unnecessary information".
Reason being -
"the truth is rarely pure and never simple."
If someone tried to accuse me of doing something I didn't do, I'd try to convince them otherwise.
User avatar #6 - GnRNoD (03/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in the burgler part, let's say he did no break into the house, whart answer is left for an honest response? the only one left is a simple "No" and that would not only be rude but fishy as **** if you ask me.

also do you have to be dead to pass the heart beat one?
as too much from the start is a lie, a constant pique is a lie, too much in the end is a lie... what the **** is left for the truth then??

i call ******** on this thing...
#9 to #6 - calibratuner (03/06/2013) [-]
A show of quick anger and disgust at being blamed for such a thing.

Honest no, asking who they were, if they are police, most people will usually explain what they are doing there.
"No, i was just checking on the dog"
#3 - applepiepony (03/06/2013) [-]
rally long, but worth thread.
User avatar #33 - anonythegame (03/06/2013) [-]
yep i knew most of this
but only from lie to me
#32 - faithrider (03/06/2013) [-]
some of these aren't true, for example the liar avoiding eye contact is not true, especially now that it is common knowledge. in reality the person will look away more often when they're not lying because they are trying to recall a memory. it really depends though which ways they look. if they look to either side it is recalling memory, if they look down they show shame, which can be an indicator of lying but not a completely accurate one. it just indicates shame...
User avatar #30 - darman (03/06/2013) [-]
I only recently discovered I can do fake smiles in my eyes. I have to say its great for pretending to be interested in boring conversations.
User avatar #28 - rhiaanor (03/06/2013) [-]
I once had to pay about 100$ for vandalism I didn't commit because i have speakinpublic/putonthespotphobia, i was telling the complete truth yet my heart was beating at like, 150-180 bpm.... ******* ******** ...
#26 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2013) [-]
"On avarge women tell 3 lies per day"
yeah my ass
#23 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2013) [-]
The eye direction part is ******** - there is no proper scientific evidence backing it up
#13 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2013) [-]
I honestly did not know most people couldn't fake a smile. When I learned to smile for pictures, my eyes were the first part I trained up. I guess I'm in a minority, here?
User avatar #1 - vatra ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
I already do all this, well, except look for the way the eyes are pointed i didn't know that part.
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