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#69 - retrochris
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I wanna become 69th commenter.
#80 to #69 - mystifizinski
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(03/06/2013) [-]
your...your comment number. was this on purpose?
your...your comment number. was this on purpose?
#84 to #80 - retrochris
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(03/06/2013) [-]
#253 to #84 - mystifizinski
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**** it was late and i read commander like the 69th astronaut. i am sorry.
#255 to #69 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 10** I wanna roll 69
#256 to #255 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 42** 10 - Binary says yes no, not sure which one so I retry
#257 to #256 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 62** 42 ,answer of the universe. the universe allows me to reroll
#258 to #257 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 6** + this * 69
#259 to #258 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 2** +1 this is 69
#260 to #259 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 6** -1 please?
#261 to #260 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 33** ffs just roll 69 please
#262 to #261 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 61** dubs reroll + dem notifications
#263 to #262 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 34** we're back
#264 to #263 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 17** wtf blasphemy, 62 , 33 then 61, 34
#269 to #264 - Dap
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**Dap rolls 33** here's your damn 69
#267 to #264 - EpicAnon
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**EpicAnon rolls 21**
#268 to #267 - seenaman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**seenaman rolls 151** na nogga
#265 to #69 - pewdieman
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**pewdieman rolls 35**
#266 to #69 - mcstorms
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**mcstorms rolls 14** I want to be a fire breathing dragon , however that is not happening so I will roll a number instead.
#272 to #69 - thezephyr **User deleted account**
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#90 to #69 - pokemonstheshiz
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I'd rather be the master commander
#270 to #90 - MetallicaForever
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(03/07/2013) [-]
i'd rather be a master debater
#250 to #69 - fedegon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I tried searching my folders for a picture that could be used on this.
Pic unrelated.
#78 to #69 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
There is nothing else to achieve in life, you can kill yourself now!
#79 to #78 - retrochris
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(03/06/2013) [-]
****...
****...
#274 to #79 - blargbob **User deleted account**
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**blargbob rolls 68** Now we roll 69.
#275 to #274 - blargbob **User deleted account**
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(03/07/2013) [-]
SO ******* CLOSE!
#277 to #275 - mynameislego
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**mynameislego rolls 3** add this
#278 to #277 - mynameislego
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(03/07/2013) [-]
**mynameislego rolls 2** subtract this
#279 to #278 - mynameislego
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(03/07/2013) [-]
ta da, there you go
#271 to #69 - richiehf
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#282 to #69 - Bakerlalalalala
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#283 to #69 - Bakerlalalalala
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#285 to #69 - parralax
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(03/07/2013) [-]
*roll picture*I just wanna roll.
#252 to #69 - thedarkestrogue
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#134 - slaggadagga
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Lesson void already adult.
Lesson void already adult.
#114 - mookiez
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(03/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#105 - onthean
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(03/06/2013) [-]
why is he half black
#137 to #105 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
His other arm is darker because it is farther away from the reader? That's just my guess.
#194 to #105 - twi
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(03/06/2013) [-]
he followed his dreams, that's why.
#209 to #105 - thepenumbras **User deleted account**
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#52 - EdwardNigma
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Alright, I want you all to tell me what you dream to be, what you strive to become.

I dream to be a historian, to own a museum of oddities and peculiar things, and spread knowledge to all, to know of the things people did, good or bad. I want the world to learn, to know of the things that brought us to where we are now. It's not about the money for me, it's about being who I've always wanted and having others learn of the extraordinary things humans have done. Any amount of people can tell I'm stupid for doing something where I won't make money, I don't give half a ****. I'd rather be happy and poor than rich and sad.
#156 to #52 - localcatbarber
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Maybe if you started focusing on your goals instead of taunting me with those God damned riddles...
#95 to #52 - thereasonableperso
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Pilot, I want to go places, see things, be free.
#244 to #52 - shotgunized
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I wish for something less easy. I wish to be.. i can't say here's partially why. Throughout my life i have been different noticeably i speak differently, i walk differently and i think differently and have many mental disorders self prognosed because i refuse to allow my vulnerability to shine through so i change myself depending on my location, a social chameleon if you will, this is because i've never met anyone outside the internet like me. I still haven't. Because of other reasons as well i've been heavily depressed for 8 years of my 14 year old life. Take note that advice is accepted but i fear it will not help me overcome my psychosis. Before any people think I'm a whiny douchebag i'm not i am truly damaged, fractured seemingly beyond repair. From my vernacular you can tell i am at the very least educated. I strive to be intelligent and educated as it helps me take my mind off others. Gaming and reading help as well. They also hamper as when i become emotionally invested in something i refuse to get hurt so books, tv series, games etc i blank out the endings and i run out of fear of looking back and revealing myself. This has made me socially inept and thus reclusive prone to panic attacks. This has also developed a fear of everything outside my comfort zone, which is taut. I among other things have compartmentalisation syndrome which places my emotions as well as personalities in "rooms" to be used when needed. Some doors have remained shut for a long time. My thoughts swirl like a storm of bees. I stand on the brink of insantiy or maybe I''m already in it or maybe i have and i have blanked it out or maybe i have but i've chosen to enjoy it this is part of my problems. I have trust issues and can only name two people i respect out of my family who i don't care for that much either. I keep a diary and write my thoughts and feelings so they don't overload. So when you ask me what i want i want... safety but i can't because my demons stop me. It's good to share.
#56 to #52 - mrastrozombie
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I just want to be happy. I dont care what I do. As long as I can be satisfied with my life.
#61 to #52 - mcroflskates
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I've never had any motivation in my life. Whenever I think I want to do something, I start doing it and get bored. It happens with everything.
I really hope I get my motivation sometime.
#108 to #52 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
To become a great actor. I love to make people happy even if it is only for a moment. I love to see people enjoying something I worked hard to create. Followed by a successful career as a music producer because I love all music genres and have a great fondness for musical and theatrical arts. I hope you one day achieve all you dream to achieve. :)
#130 to #52 - jarofdirt
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I want to live a cosmopolitan life. Travel around and see the world. Learn and discover cities, cultures, countries and landscapes.

The world's a huge place, and I want to experience as much of it as I can.
#273 to #52 - Reeon
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(03/07/2013) [-]
I dream to be a professional footballer good sir
#63 to #52 - ireallylikepotatoe
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I've always wanted to be a musician. Play at a massive festival and have people singing back to me songs that I wrote.

Couldn't care less about being rich. As long as I have enough money to get through life. I just want that feeling of playing in front of thousands.
#68 to #52 - wolverinebamf
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(03/06/2013) [-]
An astronaut, not even kidding. When I say it in class people laugh and think it is some kind of joke, because nobody over 10 wants to be an astronaut right? NASA sends 10 year old's up there.

The reason I will end up being a Astrophysicist at NASA at best, is because the astronauts themselves have to fit a very precise mold, they have to be healthy (obviously) their are certain weight and height requirements, there are schooling requirements, the specific jobs have different other requirements. On top of all the damn requirements, there are thousands who sign up to become astronauts, but only 7 or so are picked each time.
#154 to #68 - acemanioo
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I'm the exact same way, but I think I'm going to try to go to the Air Force academy to raise my chances. its always been a life-long dream of mine to be able to be able to go to space
#96 to #52 - thereasonableperso
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Bless this thread.
#157 to #52 - turboderp
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Honestly, I don't care too much what profession I get, as long as I meet a loverly woman I can come home to, and get some nice children. Might sound cheesy as ****, but as long as I have a lovely family, a nice home and an acceptable income, I'll live my life with a smile on my face.

Anyway, when it comes to career.. I chose to become a ship electrician.. I'm accualy in school for it atm.. The reason for this, is because I can earn some good money before I get kids, working offshore, then I can go work on land when I get kids. Also, my dad died before I got to know him better, and he worked as a Chief Engineer. I want to get a peek at how his life was.
#204 to #52 - zomglolol
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(03/06/2013) [-]
That's really weird...I want to do the exact same! Hello there good sir!
#234 to #204 - EdwardNigma
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#286 to #234 - zomglolol
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#140 to #52 - anon
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i want to be god
#131 to #52 - xmaniac
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I want to be a musician and write realy epic and fun songs only for myself and enjoying it and if i get other people to like to my music that"s a bonus
#251 to #52 - greenthegunstar
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I dream to be a voice actor. I want to be that voice you hear when you're playing your favorite video games and watching your favorite anime--to meet the actors and actresses that came before me and shaped my dreams to be an actor too. More importantly, I would be able to just be myself--in fact, it would let me be more than just myself. I could be a wizard, or a pilot of some giant mecha, or...well, just another ordinary high school student.
#125 to #52 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
wow so deep

lol jk dnt care xD
#127 to #125 - EdwardNigma
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I don't understand how I'm being deep.
#230 to #52 - blackrookfiend ONLINE
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Honestly, my dream isn't that of fame or glory. I dream of being a full-time writer. I want to create a universe that is different to any before it. I obviously don't know what the kind of world I want to create is right now, but I dream of doing this. I do want to publish the works I write, of course. But not for the money. More so to know if people see what I've done as something worth reading about.

Here come the grey-skins.
#102 to #52 - savvasp
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English teacher, but the thought of teaching stupid people scares me. Inb4 I made some spelling/grammar mistake
#212 to #52 - landartheconqueror
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i wanna be a drummer for an at least somewhat popular metal/rock band. i love drumming, and i love travelling, so i wanna be able to do both of those for a profession.
#58 to #52 - lamealot
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I envy you.

Not only do I not have a dream, but I don't even know where I'm going with my life.
Everyday it's the same monotonous event for me, cutting meat, making sausages, etc.
They teach me to become a butcher, but I don't want to be one like that. Making food has always been a hobby for me, but I not once wanted it to be my profession.

I lost my dream. So, so many times...

People tell me that even if a door closes, two more open up, but I honestly don't know if they're open or not.

I'm 17 and I already feel like I'm losing a lot of time in this world. I'm not depressed, don't get me wrong, but I'm not content with my life either.

If you ask me if I ever have a dream, or at least, something that I hold on to very dearly in this life, then it's happiness.

The happiness to go on in the day even if you know it's going to be very ******, the happiness that you find as you say to your loved one "Honey, I'm home."

That's the kind of happiness that I want.

So no, I don't have a dream job, or something that I strive to become. The only thing I want in this life is to be truly happy.
#203 to #58 - TheNumerator
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Holy **** son, you're only 17. Trust me, there's a **** load of time in front of you. I'll bet that you'll find your way soon enough.
Holy **** son, you're only 17. Trust me, there's a **** load of time in front of you. I'll bet that you'll find your way soon enough.
#73 to #58 - nukamaker
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You have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself. While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. You have considerable unused capacity that you have not turned to your advantage. Disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. You also pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof. But you have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others. At times you are extroverted, affable, and sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. Some of your aspirations tend to be rather unrealistic.

#280 to #73 - lamealot
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(03/07/2013) [-]
Lol, I'm not dumb enough to believe the forer effect, I'm afraid.

If you pasted this in hopes of cheering me up, thanks, at the very least.
#281 to #280 - nukamaker
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(03/07/2013) [-]
eh, as long as it helps.
#210 to #52 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
you're presenting a false choice. the choice isn't whether you want to be poor and happy or rich and sad. the choice is whether you want to be poor and sad or rich and sad. i threw it on the ground
#54 to #52 - calawesome
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That's sounds badass....My only gripe is that you don't don a fedor and travel the world fighting nazi's in the search for treasures.
#55 to #54 - EdwardNigma
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Who said I wasn't going to do that?
#57 to #55 - calawesome
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just checkin' your priorites.
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#132 to #52 - karvarausku
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(03/06/2013) [-]
My dream?
To be top cosplayers in my country with my gf...
I am aiming for that...
#161 to #52 - wildmythos
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I want to educate as many people as I can like Bill Nye the Science Guy. I already have the performing experience and I am going back to Uni. for a scientific degree (Either a branch of engineering or physics.) I have a you tube account that I am currently making narrations of historical events in order to educate and intrigue people all over the internet (I just did one with potential dialogue during the Battle of Hastings.) My account isn't that popular at the moment but I remain hopeful.
#164 to #161 - wildmythos
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Or to be an astronaut....to be an astronaut would be sweeeeeeeeeet
#81 to #52 - commandwolf
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I may be a little late to the party, but I'll throw my hat into the ring.

I want to be a music studio producer. Like, out in Nashville, TN. My biggest dream in that is to change people's opinion that "all music today is ****." Specifically, I want to bring rock n' roll back. I've always love music, but it's only recently I've known what I want to do, like this.
#139 - crazyeyedbioll
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Canadian air force isnt what this comic makes it look like
#136 - inbardo
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(03/06/2013) [-]
i'll just leave this here
#163 to #136 - dethmaul
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Feels. Great picture.
#2 - jimimij
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Haha Canadian Space Agency
#5 to #2 - doctorhorrible [OP]
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I know right? haha useless Canadians, they don't do anything in space.

http://www.asc-csa.gc.ca/eng/default.asp
#7 to #5 - jimimij
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Alright, I should have researched that. For some reason only hear about U.S. and Russians.
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#218 - imalizard
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Nothing.
#1 - xcdk
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(03/05/2013) [-]
mfw this guy went to the same university i'm attending
#6 to #1 - theAPACHE
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(03/06/2013) [-]
oh yeah which one is that? last summer I had brunch with a friend of his from university
#44 to #6 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
The University of Waterloo
#70 to #44 - theAPACHE
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sorry to inform you but he actually went to the royal military college of canada or RMC as it is more commonly known
#8 to #1 - theAPACHE
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(03/06/2013) [-]
oh and I also happen to have two friends who attend that university and have met with the Com. multiple times.
#180 to #1 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Well at least one person will have succeeded after going there. So now you're totally in the clear to **** it up and work at Tim Horton's for the rest of your life.
#85 to #1 - mysret
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(03/06/2013) [-]
And you sell paper at Dunder Mifflin... Sorry to hear that bro.