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#18 - captainwow
Reply +183
(03/05/2013) [-]
I've got enough material to make a pretty sizeable beta thread...if others wanna contriboot.
#242 to #18 - thelegitmetalhead
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
Pls respond
#238 to #18 - ykaliber
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
TEXT ME
#226 to #18 - notatroll
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
no homo, but by the look of juans profile pick, he is handsome
as hell.
#225 to #18 - misteranderson
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
text me
#178 to #18 - pokemonstheshiz
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
dear god she is beautiful
#199 to #178 - ookichinchindesu
Reply +5
(03/06/2013) [-]
text me
#210 to #199 - pokemonstheshiz
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(03/06/2013) [-]
#213 to #210 - ookichinchindesu
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
ty
#147 to #18 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Be 11, 5th grade. New to school people thought I was odd, be total loner. Girl comes up to me one day during lunch says "Hey anon wanna sit together?" "sure." Fast Forward.
Be 18 last day of senior year, highschool. Girl and I are best friends and by now we've built up immense feelings for each other but we're too scared to admit it . Me and my friends are invited to an end of the year party. At party see girl away from party not really talking to anyone. Go and talk to her. Start chattn' up and having a great time when people start leaving. Walk outside with girl and her friend (She and her friend were carpool buddies). Friend goes off to get car just me and Girl. "Hey anon thanks for entertaining me back at the party". I shrug. Awkward moment of silence... She moves closer to try and kiss me; out of betaness and intimidation I back away. Friend comes back and they drive away. Next day try emailing her to apologize she didn't respond.

Now be Junior in college: Still no reply...
#164 to #147 - pipsqueakaso
Reply +6
(03/06/2013) [-]
You do whatever you can to contact her and set things straight.
You do whatever you can to contact her and set things straight.
#133 to #18 - TheSchwartz
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I've got one.
#100 to #18 - September
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(03/06/2013) [-]
#107 to #100 - liberator
Reply +7
(03/06/2013) [-]
That last line really bummed me out.
#64 to #18 - masri
Reply +65
(03/06/2013) [-]
beat this...
#244 to #64 - shinobidesu
Reply 0
(03/12/2013) [-]
****
#239 to #64 - phuckinthingsucks
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
The first time I read this, I couldn't sleep for like days. I was so angry all I could do was rage.
The first time I read this, I couldn't sleep for like days. I was so angry all I could do was rage.
#234 to #64 - recio **User deleted account**
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#224 to #64 - anon
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
wtf ? that is ******* sad
#205 to #64 - rambomanthree
Reply -5
(03/06/2013) [-]
That feel when you had a simmilar story but not even a life and i've never been to a party   
   
My story:   
>meet 9/10 girl user here on FJ who likes the same **** as me and lives only like 2 hours away   
>Fall madly in love with her   
>GF turns every little thing around on me and makes me look like the bad guy   
>too beta to call her on anything because she was stubborn and hard headed as ****   
>GF gets into "im about to break up with you mode" gets one work responses and never acts interested   
>about to go see her on new years end up having to tell her i am running late because my mom was put in the hospital   
>Tells her i might not be able to make it   
>GF: its ok, i dont want you here. i need to take a break. I was going to break up with you after you left   
>i bought the bitch a ring and was going to propose to her at midnight   
>fast foreward to that night   
>phone rings   
>hears noise in background   
>she is at a party and i can clearly here what is going on   
>GF is getting ****** by 2 guys at once.   
>GF then leaves you to suffer and leaves you in relationship purgatory for months. talking to you less and less because she has a life. and will soon be a rich actor/model and will be happy and make more money than i ever will.   
   
MFW that story did nothing but remind me of this...
That feel when you had a simmilar story but not even a life and i've never been to a party

My story:
>meet 9/10 girl user here on FJ who likes the same **** as me and lives only like 2 hours away
>Fall madly in love with her
>GF turns every little thing around on me and makes me look like the bad guy
>too beta to call her on anything because she was stubborn and hard headed as ****
>GF gets into "im about to break up with you mode" gets one work responses and never acts interested
>about to go see her on new years end up having to tell her i am running late because my mom was put in the hospital
>Tells her i might not be able to make it
>GF: its ok, i dont want you here. i need to take a break. I was going to break up with you after you left
>i bought the bitch a ring and was going to propose to her at midnight
>fast foreward to that night
>phone rings
>hears noise in background
>she is at a party and i can clearly here what is going on
>GF is getting ****** by 2 guys at once.
>GF then leaves you to suffer and leaves you in relationship purgatory for months. talking to you less and less because she has a life. and will soon be a rich actor/model and will be happy and make more money than i ever will.

MFW that story did nothing but remind me of this...
#188 to #64 - battlesmurf
Reply +10
(03/06/2013) [-]
I actually feel sick reading that. Like physically sick, I almost threw up at the end. That is perhaps the most ****** up thing I've ever read on the Internet. The only thing stopping me from not crying is convincing myself that it's fake.

God, I just want to punch her in her ******* stomach.
#182 to #64 - anothergun
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
His feel when.
#180 to #64 - chibides
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(03/06/2013) [-]
All the beta's above is hilarious, I did not expect this little text to suddenly make me so ******* sad.
All the beta's above is hilarious, I did not expect this little text to suddenly make me so ******* sad.
#173 to #64 - swedz
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(03/06/2013) [-]
How about he actually layed a hard punch in his face, knocking him down, and then slapping his ****** gf?

Pussy
#171 to #64 - sammyjankiis
Reply +6
(03/06/2013) [-]
This pisses me off actually and makes me very sad.  Not beta at all his gf is a big ****** slut.
This pisses me off actually and makes me very sad. Not beta at all his gf is a big ****** slut.
#159 to #64 - gnillort
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
Guys if you imagine the girl really fat and ugly, the feel isn't so bad anymore. Just think "oh, it's not that big of a loss anyway."
#158 to #64 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
god damn it guys respect her as a woman!!
#139 to #64 - greenthegunstar
Reply +8
(03/06/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to be funny...





This wasn't funny...






This wasn't funny at all...

#131 to #64 - brettyht
Reply +7
(03/06/2013) [-]
I won't go beta, but I will counter this with an alpha story.

I am not sure who I blame more in this situation. The guy who would not stand up for the dignity of his girlfriend, or the girlfriend who has no dignity to be stood up for.

Or alcohol. Probably alcohol. Time for another Prohibiti-
#161 to #131 - andypanda
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
thanks, this story made me feel much better lol
#144 to #131 - greenthegunstar
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
This...this is just grand...

This made me feel so much better after reading that last story. Thank you, brettyht
#146 to #144 - brettyht
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(03/06/2013) [-]
No prob
#143 to #131 - greenthegunstar
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#134 to #131 - masri
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(03/06/2013) [-]
i actually that post saved, in turn have this
id say this is more alpha than beta
#121 to #64 - DrPeppir
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(03/06/2013) [-]
oh god why
i hope she gets aids
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#208 to #123 - rambomanthree
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(03/06/2013) [-]
MFW my story is worse than that one...

I demand a group hug from all of you in this thread
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#126 to #123 - DrPeppir
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(03/06/2013) [-]
...hold me.
...hold me.
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#129 to #128 - DrPeppir
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(03/06/2013) [-]
#120 to #64 - tripflys **User deleted account**
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#119 to #64 - DrPeppir
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#118 to #64 - FuckingLugia
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(03/06/2013) [-]
ouch... I think I would kill her
#114 to #64 - spacestalin
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(03/06/2013) [-]
oh God...   
I thought my life was pathetic, but OMG, this makes me look like Donald Trump in a yacht surrounded by hot blondes    
oh God...   
I can't even   
how can you even...?   
a part of me wishes this is fake, a person can't be this... Weak
oh God...
I thought my life was pathetic, but OMG, this makes me look like Donald Trump in a yacht surrounded by hot blondes
oh God...
I can't even
how can you even...?
a part of me wishes this is fake, a person can't be this... Weak
#113 to #64 - grotesquelettuce
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I choked (hue). That was painful to read
#108 to #64 - nillabonbon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
That made my heart hurt.
#105 to #64 - boredomavenger
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(03/06/2013) [-]
that made my heart sink so low it almost fell out of my asshole...

having been lurking /b/ and /adv/ for a year or two I would think I'd read every heart-wrenchingly beta moments thread enough to not be fazed by this but it honestly hit be incredibly hard. I don't even know what to feel about anything anymore.
#110 to #105 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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(03/06/2013) [-]
It makes it that much better when you realize that like most stories on there, it's not real
#112 to #110 - boredomavenger
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I know most of them aren't real, but I haven't gotten to the point where I can suppress human empathy even under fictional circumstances.

plus, I really just hope it isn't real, because I would feel even worse if it turned out to actually be a true story...
#99 to #64 - scooterpony
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Oh God. That was painful. Not in the normal beta way though. My heart is sad now.
#98 to #64 - usernameluisdjlols
Reply +10
(03/06/2013) [-]
im probably gonna have to go to the hospital now because im having trouble breathing from how much that one hurt me physically
#96 to #64 - anonymouzx
Reply +20
(03/06/2013) [-]
I wish I didn't read that one.
#95 to #64 - datsheriff ONLINE
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(03/06/2013) [-]
#86 to #64 - mrfop
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Wow, I normally find beta funny but... **** me... I played it out in my head as my own girlfriend doing it and my heart sank, let alone his... ****.
#83 to #64 - fairyprincess
Reply +26
(03/06/2013) [-]
What a ******* bitch
#81 to #64 - ohgodmysides
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, I could nearly hear his heart crack and break
Oh my god, I could nearly hear his heart crack and break
#79 to #64 - rjgnal
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(03/06/2013) [-]
i actually played this in my head and i must say it upset me more than other ****** up 4chan stories
#75 to #64 - albinodogcrap
Reply +34
(03/06/2013) [-]
Holy ****, that is so beta I felt bad.
#93 to #75 - mrhaihoang
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(03/06/2013) [-]
****, no, noooo,  this is just too much
****, no, noooo, this is just too much
#71 to #64 - captainwow
Reply +16
(03/06/2013) [-]
Oh....my.
#66 to #64 - xRocxNM
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
wow
#63 to #18 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE
Reply +8
(03/06/2013) [-]
text me
#217 to #63 - deadrifler
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
pls





sorry couldn't resist.
#216 to #63 - deadrifler
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
why don't you talk to me anymore? pls, text me.
#215 to #63 - deadrifler
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
pls text me.

#59 to #18 - yojo
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
I remember favoriting a comment of yours from a previous beta thread that you posted.
#62 to #59 - captainwow
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I got a lot...I was hoping to see what other people had though, and I'm trying not to post too many of the same one. Like the Xbox live message or Moses Garza.
#56 to #18 - ferrettamer ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
She kind of looks like my cousin in that picture. Well, when my cousin was younger
#55 to #18 - blademontane
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
pls respond
#116 to #55 - clockworkhearts
Reply +1
(03/06/2013) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s0yErTl9ebEX

Just listen. The guy's from /r9k/
#162 to #116 - Haiku
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(03/06/2013) [-]
He's playing a ************* Steve Burns song. As in ************* Steve from ************* Blue's ************* Clues.
He's playing a ************* Steve Burns song. As in ************* Steve from ************* Blue's ************* Clues.
#165 to #162 - Haiku
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHiMVkCibu4

The link to his song.
#53 to #18 - Tatou
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
so....did she text him?
#49 to #18 - darkdragonswrath
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
What's the point of blocking that one name
#40 to #18 - Rockycrack
Reply 0
(03/05/2013) [-]
YES, this thread is gold
#27 to #18 - betta
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Nothing to do here...
#20 to #18 - captainwow
Reply +71
(03/05/2013) [-]
Alrighty then, guess this thread dies here.
#136 to #20 - greenthegunstar
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(03/06/2013) [-]
God-DAMN, these are just...painful to read
#67 to #20 - allion
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(03/06/2013) [-]
don't worry I have some to share!
#157 to #67 - andypanda
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(03/06/2013) [-]
this post just made me feel bad...
#154 to #67 - YllekNayr
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Oh.
Gosh.
No.

This is PAINFUL to read.
#68 to #67 - allion
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(03/06/2013) [-]
#69 to #68 - allion
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(03/06/2013) [-]
#201 to #69 - rambomanthree
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(03/06/2013) [-]
This actually makes me sad...

I would have been friends with him.
#89 to #69 - ICEDgrunge
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(03/06/2013) [-]
These ******* posts make me feel so good about myself, I must be doing something right if I haven't stooped to a "plz respond" low.
These ******* posts make me feel so good about myself, I must be doing something right if I haven't stooped to a "plz respond" low.
#97 to #89 - usernameluisdjlols
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
...i've reached that low before..
#102 to #97 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
Well I'm sorry then man. Sincerely. I hope you've gotten past that though man, that's not a fun place to be when you have to resort to that.
#84 to #69 - billysmall
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I'm adding this kid on facebook
#87 to #84 - allion
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(03/06/2013) [-]
if he accepts let me know
#88 to #87 - billysmall
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(03/06/2013) [-]
It says "This user already has to many friend requests lololol.
#90 to #88 - allion
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I should have guessed. damn it!
#78 to #69 - captainwow
Reply -1
(03/06/2013) [-]
Moses Garza, King of Feels! Bless you sir
#57 to #20 - chadington
Reply +5
(03/06/2013) [-]
The plz respond always kills me
#22 to #20 - arandomanon
Reply 0
(03/05/2013) [-]
I wish I could but I can't contriboot. However, I must say that those 2 are pretty sad.
#29 to #22 - captainwow
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(03/05/2013) [-]
#80 to #29 - ocnamesaregone
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(03/06/2013) [-]
That guy finally got to date the girl in the end
#245 to #80 - trivdiego
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(08/11/2014) [-]
source?
#247 to #245 - ocnamesaregone
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(08/11/2014) [-]
Dude, you can't just ask for source A YEAR FIVE MONTHS after I say something. I aint no jesus
#248 to #247 - trivdiego
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(08/11/2014) [-]
hey man I'm sorry traffic was crazy
#30 to #29 - captainwow
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(03/05/2013) [-]
#241 to #30 - vikingfaen
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(03/06/2013) [-]
"Oh haha"
"Oh haha"
#43 to #30 - boylan
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#37 to #30 - onkii
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(03/05/2013) [-]
lmfao that one is just sad
#31 to #30 - captainwow
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(03/05/2013) [-]
#166 to #31 - xtrem
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(03/06/2013) [-]
******* bitch with "uhmm" " eh " responses
Speech-dumb girls drives me insane , just say what you feel damnit
#183 to #166 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Girl speech 101: If the text says "uhmm" she's uncomfortable.

Don't ask why I know that.
#186 to #183 - xtrem
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(03/06/2013) [-]
i can't find the "Girl speech 101" book on piratebay :(
#194 to #186 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
The entirety of piratebay couldn't hold all those terabytes, my friend.
#196 to #194 - xtrem
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(03/06/2013) [-]
not sure if same anon but if it is then how the heck you follow up ?
#198 to #196 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I occasionally get sent back here when posts get thumbed down or up ending up with me going through the same 15-20 posts 5+ times.

I just check the comments now and then.
#168 to #166 - xtrem
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(03/06/2013) [-]
The beta speech is funny tho
#91 to #31 - mrhaihoang
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(03/06/2013) [-]
pls   
no
pls
no
#60 to #31 - pianoasis
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(03/06/2013) [-]
oh come on, that one's on purpose
#34 to #31 - arandomanon
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(03/05/2013) [-]
I don't know wether to laugh or to cry at these.
#38 to #34 - captainwow
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Why not both?
#94 to #38 - lamarisagoodname
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Dumb girls acting superior
#246 to #94 - trivdiego
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(08/11/2014) [-]
he was being creepy as **** no lie. You just can;t really talk like that to a girl you obviously aren't even close with
#61 to #38 - pianoasis
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(03/06/2013) [-]
naah that's just autism
#39 to #38 - arandomanon
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#21 to #20 - abaraxus
Reply +47
(03/05/2013) [-]
Nay friend. My gift to you.
#152 to #21 - zerokiller ONLINE
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(03/06/2013) [-]
That guy's an idiot. I mean she's all like "we should do something sometime." He was in, he could have had sex with her but he's all like 'U wan sum fuk?" I mean seriously what kind of jackass just assumes she wants to have sex with you because she said she "wanted to do something."
#51 to #21 - knowstoomuch
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(03/06/2013) [-]
This one is of a kid getting trolled by a girl This isn't beta so much as FeelsBitems Frog.
#153 to #51 - zerokiller ONLINE
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(03/06/2013) [-]
No it's his fault. He assumed she wanted to have sex with him because she said "Wanna do something sometime." "You mean like sex? I have condoms and I'm a complete jack ass."
#46 to #21 - dchamp
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(03/05/2013) [-]
i've got a couple to add
#70 to #46 - allion
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(03/06/2013) [-]
oh jesus that's creepy
oh jesus that's creepy
#160 to #70 - sammyjankiis
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I think i just found my new favortite gif
#47 to #46 - dchamp
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#54 to #47 - Tatou
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(03/06/2013) [-]
wow not even a response...wow
#48 to #47 - dchamp
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#72 to #48 - mustlol
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(03/06/2013) [-]
WHY DID YOU STOP
#42 to #21 - nlogax
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(03/05/2013) [-]
oh my god...
#26 to #21 - grocer
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(03/05/2013) [-]
I'm sure that is good, but I don't know which bits to read first :(
#24 to #21 - upsiepoopsie
Reply +4
(03/05/2013) [-]
Holy ****.
#25 to #24 - abaraxus
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(03/05/2013) [-]
So beta it's radioactive.