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Beta story ..-
we IT
sat party
vsuper drunk
agirl that I know likes me is there
were start dancing and grinding
aha asks me to earns upstairs
met thinking. surewhynot
met in a ream
sshe pulls down my pants
iforgot I still had my boner hiding apparatus an from school
aha sees it
bruns downstairs
stalls eberyone at school
**** mylife
And yes I am still a virgin-.
A tampon put into my anus with the string tied around my penis, it keeps it from sticking
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Submitted: 03/05/2013
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#243 - aulubear (03/11/2013) [-]
I should have used one in middle school.

Then maybe I wouldn't have got that one weird look during the pledge of allegiance.
User avatar #235 - konj (03/06/2013) [-]
Hah, i remember that thread.
#231 - thedoctorhooves (03/06/2013) [-]
TFW your dick is so small that boners aren't noticeable by anyone,
TFW your dick is so small that boners aren't noticeable by anyone,
User avatar #230 - empithree ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
no anti boner for me. i like the feel of my penis on my belly.
#228 - smithtom (03/06/2013) [-]
before I looked at the bank draft four $7800, I be certain ...that...my best friend had been realy bringing home money parttime from their computer.. there friends cousin haz done this for less than thirteen months and a short time ago cleared the mortgage on there place and purchased a brand new Mazda. this is where I went, WWW.Buzz75.ℂom
User avatar #221 - DropDeadShred (03/06/2013) [-]
I just sport my boner proudly. Because if a chick spots it you can just do some sexist jokes like, my eyes are up here, and all that sort of thing and if a dude spots it I can just do jokes about him being gay.
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User avatar #227 to #214 - EvilNutter (03/06/2013) [-]
i tried that, but the thought made me even harder
User avatar #223 to #214 - voiceless (03/06/2013) [-]
So how exactly do dead kittens help you with not having a boner?
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#211 - kaboomz (03/06/2013) [-]
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#203 - lazysuzan (03/06/2013) [-]
**lazysuzan rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Well, That's That **

HOW I HIDE BONERS
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#200 - arbazio (03/06/2013) [-]
There are no suitable words to describe how I feel about this..
There are no suitable words to describe how I feel about this..
User avatar #197 - willindor (03/06/2013) [-]
Why the hell do think that people will click the link in your description. If I want to look at gigantic knockers then that's just one google search term away.
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#212 to #195 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [-]
no
no
no
no
no
it was funny
what the hell youre complaining about you flaming cancerous ******** ****** hispter?
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#193 - alucardshellhound (03/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #192 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
well as long as you dont do what an old friend of mine from high school did once

tried to hold his junk down with duct tape once......
....once

he learned the hard way that duct tape doesnt hold boners down but is a true bitch to peel off one
#191 - alilmetalkid (03/06/2013) [-]
related?
User avatar #233 to #191 - SammieSama (03/06/2013) [-]
Why... Just why...
#190 - josieabby (03/06/2013) [-]
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#187 - Covenantkilla (03/06/2013) [-]
>Waist band it
>Problem solved
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