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Boner hiding apparatus

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Beta story ..-
we IT
sat party
vsuper drunk
agirl that I know likes me is there
were start dancing and grinding
aha asks me to earns upstairs
met thinking. surewhynot
met in a ream
sshe pulls down my pants
iforgot I still had my boner hiding apparatus an from school
aha sees it
bruns downstairs
stalls eberyone at school
**** mylife
And yes I am still a virgin-.
A tampon put into my anus with the string tied around my penis, it keeps it from sticking
...
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#18 - captainwow
Reply +183
(03/05/2013) [-]
I've got enough material to make a pretty sizeable beta thread...if others wanna contriboot.
#49 to #18 - darkdragonswrath
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
What's the point of blocking that one name
#56 to #18 - ferrettamer
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
She kind of looks like my cousin in that picture. Well, when my cousin was younger
#59 to #18 - yojo
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
I remember favoriting a comment of yours from a previous beta thread that you posted.
#62 to #59 - captainwow
Reply +1
(03/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I got a lot...I was hoping to see what other people had though, and I'm trying not to post too many of the same one. Like the Xbox live message or Moses Garza.
#147 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
Be 11, 5th grade. New to school people thought I was odd, be total loner. Girl comes up to me one day during lunch says "Hey anon wanna sit together?" "sure." Fast Forward.
Be 18 last day of senior year, highschool. Girl and I are best friends and by now we've built up immense feelings for each other but we're too scared to admit it . Me and my friends are invited to an end of the year party. At party see girl away from party not really talking to anyone. Go and talk to her. Start chattn' up and having a great time when people start leaving. Walk outside with girl and her friend (She and her friend were carpool buddies). Friend goes off to get car just me and Girl. "Hey anon thanks for entertaining me back at the party". I shrug. Awkward moment of silence... She moves closer to try and kiss me; out of betaness and intimidation I back away. Friend comes back and they drive away. Next day try emailing her to apologize she didn't respond.

Now be Junior in college: Still no reply...
#164 to #147 - pipsqueakaso
Reply +6
(03/06/2013) [-]
You do whatever you can to contact her and set things straight.
You do whatever you can to contact her and set things straight.
#178 to #18 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
dear god she is beautiful
#199 to #178 - ookichinchindesu
Reply +5
(03/06/2013) [-]
text me
#210 to #199 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
#213 to #210 - ookichinchindesu
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
ty
#226 to #18 - notatroll
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
no homo, but by the look of juans profile pick, he is handsome
as hell.
#64 to #18 - masri
Reply +65
(03/06/2013) [-]
beat this...
#75 to #64 - albinodogcrap
Reply +34
(03/06/2013) [-]
Holy ****, that is so beta I felt bad.
#93 to #75 - mrhaihoang
Reply +19
(03/06/2013) [-]
****, no, noooo,  this is just too much
****, no, noooo, this is just too much
#81 to #64 - ohgodmysides
Reply +29
(03/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, I could nearly hear his heart crack and break
Oh my god, I could nearly hear his heart crack and break
#79 to #64 - rjgnal ONLINE
Reply +27
(03/06/2013) [-]
i actually played this in my head and i must say it upset me more than other ****** up 4chan stories
#83 to #64 - fairyprincess
Reply +26
(03/06/2013) [-]
What a ******* bitch
#86 to #64 - mrfop
Reply +25
(03/06/2013) [-]
Wow, I normally find beta funny but... **** me... I played it out in my head as my own girlfriend doing it and my heart sank, let alone his... ****.
#96 to #64 - anonymouzx
Reply +20
(03/06/2013) [-]
I wish I didn't read that one.
#71 to #64 - captainwow
Reply +16
(03/06/2013) [-]
Oh....my.
#114 to #64 - spacestalin
Reply +11
(03/06/2013) [-]
oh God...   
I thought my life was pathetic, but OMG, this makes me look like Donald Trump in a yacht surrounded by hot blondes    
oh God...   
I can't even   
how can you even...?   
a part of me wishes this is fake, a person can't be this... Weak
oh God...
I thought my life was pathetic, but OMG, this makes me look like Donald Trump in a yacht surrounded by hot blondes
oh God...
I can't even
how can you even...?
a part of me wishes this is fake, a person can't be this... Weak
#188 to #64 - battlesmurf
Reply +10
(03/06/2013) [-]
I actually feel sick reading that. Like physically sick, I almost threw up at the end. That is perhaps the most ****** up thing I've ever read on the Internet. The only thing stopping me from not crying is convincing myself that it's fake.

God, I just want to punch her in her ******* stomach.
#105 to #64 - boredomavenger
Reply +10
(03/06/2013) [-]
that made my heart sink so low it almost fell out of my asshole...

having been lurking /b/ and /adv/ for a year or two I would think I'd read every heart-wrenchingly beta moments thread enough to not be fazed by this but it honestly hit be incredibly hard. I don't even know what to feel about anything anymore.
#110 to #105 - nebuchadnezzaurus
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
It makes it that much better when you realize that like most stories on there, it's not real
#112 to #110 - boredomavenger
Reply +6
(03/06/2013) [-]
I know most of them aren't real, but I haven't gotten to the point where I can suppress human empathy even under fictional circumstances.

plus, I really just hope it isn't real, because I would feel even worse if it turned out to actually be a true story...
#98 to #64 - usernameluisdjlols
Reply +10
(03/06/2013) [-]
im probably gonna have to go to the hospital now because im having trouble breathing from how much that one hurt me physically
#120 to #64 - tripflys **User deleted account**
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#108 to #64 - nillabonbon
Reply +9
(03/06/2013) [-]
That made my heart hurt.
#99 to #64 - scooterpony
Reply +9
(03/06/2013) [-]
Oh God. That was painful. Not in the normal beta way though. My heart is sad now.
#95 to #64 - datsheriff
Reply +9
(03/06/2013) [-]
#139 to #64 - greenthegunstar
Reply +8
(03/06/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to be funny...





This wasn't funny...






This wasn't funny at all...

#113 to #64 - grotesquelettuce
Reply +8
(03/06/2013) [-]
I choked (hue). That was painful to read
#180 to #64 - chibides
Reply +7
(03/06/2013) [-]
All the beta's above is hilarious, I did not expect this little text to suddenly make me so ******* sad.
All the beta's above is hilarious, I did not expect this little text to suddenly make me so ******* sad.
#131 to #64 - brettyht
Reply +7
(03/06/2013) [-]
I won't go beta, but I will counter this with an alpha story.

I am not sure who I blame more in this situation. The guy who would not stand up for the dignity of his girlfriend, or the girlfriend who has no dignity to be stood up for.

Or alcohol. Probably alcohol. Time for another Prohibiti-
#134 to #131 - masri
Reply +7
(03/06/2013) [-]
i actually that post saved, in turn have this
id say this is more alpha than beta
#161 to #131 - andypanda
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
thanks, this story made me feel much better lol
#144 to #131 - greenthegunstar
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
This...this is just grand...

This made me feel so much better after reading that last story. Thank you, brettyht
#146 to #144 - brettyht
Reply +1
(03/06/2013) [-]
No prob
#143 to #131 - greenthegunstar
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#171 to #64 - sammyjankiis
Reply +6
(03/06/2013) [-]
This pisses me off actually and makes me very sad.  Not beta at all his gf is a big ****** slut.
This pisses me off actually and makes me very sad. Not beta at all his gf is a big ****** slut.
#159 to #64 - gnillort
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
Guys if you imagine the girl really fat and ugly, the feel isn't so bad anymore. Just think "oh, it's not that big of a loss anyway."
#121 to #64 - DrPeppir
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
oh god why
i hope she gets aids
#123 to #121 - tripflys **User deleted account**
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#126 to #123 - DrPeppir
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
...hold me.
...hold me.
#128 to #126 - tripflys **User deleted account**
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#129 to #128 - DrPeppir
Reply +1
(03/06/2013) [-]
#208 to #123 - rambomanthree
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
MFW my story is worse than that one...

I demand a group hug from all of you in this thread
#237 to #208 - tripflys **User deleted account**
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#66 to #64 - xRocxNM
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
wow
#234 to #64 - recio **User deleted account**
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#118 to #64 - FuckingLugia
Reply +3
(03/06/2013) [-]
ouch... I think I would kill her
#173 to #64 - swedz
Reply +1
(03/06/2013) [-]
How about he actually layed a hard punch in his face, knocking him down, and then slapping his ****** gf?

Pussy
#244 to #64 - shinobidesu
Reply 0
(03/12/2013) [-]
****
#239 to #64 - phuckinthingsucks
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
The first time I read this, I couldn't sleep for like days. I was so angry all I could do was rage.
The first time I read this, I couldn't sleep for like days. I was so angry all I could do was rage.
#224 to #64 - anon
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
wtf ? that is ******* sad
#182 to #64 - anothergun
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
His feel when.
#158 to #64 - anon
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
god damn it guys respect her as a woman!!
#119 to #64 - DrPeppir
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#205 to #64 - rambomanthree
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(03/06/2013) [-]
That feel when you had a simmilar story but not even a life and i've never been to a party   
   
My story:   
>meet 9/10 girl user here on FJ who likes the same **** as me and lives only like 2 hours away   
>Fall madly in love with her   
>GF turns every little thing around on me and makes me look like the bad guy   
>too beta to call her on anything because she was stubborn and hard headed as ****   
>GF gets into "im about to break up with you mode" gets one work responses and never acts interested   
>about to go see her on new years end up having to tell her i am running late because my mom was put in the hospital   
>Tells her i might not be able to make it   
>GF: its ok, i dont want you here. i need to take a break. I was going to break up with you after you left   
>i bought the bitch a ring and was going to propose to her at midnight   
>fast foreward to that night   
>phone rings   
>hears noise in background   
>she is at a party and i can clearly here what is going on   
>GF is getting ****** by 2 guys at once.   
>GF then leaves you to suffer and leaves you in relationship purgatory for months. talking to you less and less because she has a life. and will soon be a rich actor/model and will be happy and make more money than i ever will.   
   
MFW that story did nothing but remind me of this...
That feel when you had a simmilar story but not even a life and i've never been to a party

My story:
>meet 9/10 girl user here on FJ who likes the same **** as me and lives only like 2 hours away
>Fall madly in love with her
>GF turns every little thing around on me and makes me look like the bad guy
>too beta to call her on anything because she was stubborn and hard headed as ****
>GF gets into "im about to break up with you mode" gets one work responses and never acts interested
>about to go see her on new years end up having to tell her i am running late because my mom was put in the hospital
>Tells her i might not be able to make it
>GF: its ok, i dont want you here. i need to take a break. I was going to break up with you after you left
>i bought the bitch a ring and was going to propose to her at midnight
>fast foreward to that night
>phone rings
>hears noise in background
>she is at a party and i can clearly here what is going on
>GF is getting ****** by 2 guys at once.
>GF then leaves you to suffer and leaves you in relationship purgatory for months. talking to you less and less because she has a life. and will soon be a rich actor/model and will be happy and make more money than i ever will.

MFW that story did nothing but remind me of this...
#53 to #18 - Tatou
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
so....did she text him?
#55 to #18 - blademontane
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
pls respond
#116 to #55 - clockworkhearts
Reply +1
(03/06/2013) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s0yErTl9ebEX

Just listen. The guy's from /r9k/
#162 to #116 - Haiku
Reply +1
(03/06/2013) [-]
He's playing a ************* Steve Burns song. As in ************* Steve from ************* Blue's ************* Clues.
He's playing a ************* Steve Burns song. As in ************* Steve from ************* Blue's ************* Clues.
#165 to #162 - Haiku
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHiMVkCibu4

The link to his song.
#133 to #18 - TheSchwartz
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
I've got one.
#225 to #18 - misteranderson
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
text me
#238 to #18 - ykaliber
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
TEXT ME
#100 to #18 - September
Reply +6
(03/06/2013) [-]
#107 to #100 - liberator
Reply +7
(03/06/2013) [-]
That last line really bummed me out.
#63 to #18 - sirbrentcoe
Reply +8
(03/06/2013) [-]
text me
#217 to #63 - deadrifler
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
pls





sorry couldn't resist.
#216 to #63 - deadrifler
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
why don't you talk to me anymore? pls, text me.
#215 to #63 - deadrifler
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
pls text me.

#40 to #18 - Rockycrack ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/05/2013) [-]
YES, this thread is gold
#27 to #18 - betta
Reply -2
(03/05/2013) [-]
Nothing to do here...
#242 to #18 - thelegitmetalhead
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
Pls respond
#20 to #18 - captainwow
Reply +71
(03/05/2013) [-]
Alrighty then, guess this thread dies here.
#21 to #20 - abaraxus
Reply +47
(03/05/2013) [-]
Nay friend. My gift to you.
#46 to #21 - dchamp
Reply +25
(03/05/2013) [-]
i've got a couple to add
#47 to #46 - dchamp
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(03/05/2013) [-]
#48 to #47 - dchamp
Reply +21
(03/05/2013) [-]
#72 to #48 - mustlol
Reply +8
(03/06/2013) [-]
WHY DID YOU STOP
#54 to #47 - Tatou
Reply +17
(03/06/2013) [-]
wow not even a response...wow
#70 to #46 - allion
Reply +10
(03/06/2013) [-]
oh jesus that's creepy
oh jesus that's creepy
#160 to #70 - sammyjankiis
Reply +3
(03/06/2013) [-]
I think i just found my new favortite gif
#24 to #21 - upsiepoopsie
Reply +4
(03/05/2013) [-]
Holy ****.
#25 to #24 - abaraxus
Reply +2
(03/05/2013) [-]
So beta it's radioactive.
#152 to #21 - zerokiller
Reply +3
(03/06/2013) [-]
That guy's an idiot. I mean she's all like "we should do something sometime." He was in, he could have had sex with her but he's all like 'U wan sum fuk?" I mean seriously what kind of jackass just assumes she wants to have sex with you because she said she "wanted to do something."
#42 to #21 - nlogax
Reply +1
(03/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #21 - anon
Reply 0
(03/05/2013) [-]
oh my god...
#26 to #21 - grocer
Reply 0
(03/05/2013) [-]
I'm sure that is good, but I don't know which bits to read first :(
#51 to #21 - knowstoomuch
Reply -1
(03/06/2013) [-]
This one is of a kid getting trolled by a girl This isn't beta so much as FeelsBitems Frog.
#153 to #51 - zerokiller
Reply +5
(03/06/2013) [-]
No it's his fault. He assumed she wanted to have sex with him because she said "Wanna do something sometime." "You mean like sex? I have condoms and I'm a complete jack ass."
#67 to #20 - allion
Reply +9
(03/06/2013) [-]
don't worry I have some to share!
#68 to #67 - allion
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
#69 to #68 - allion
Reply +7
(03/06/2013) [-]
#89 to #69 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +12
(03/06/2013) [-]
These ******* posts make me feel so good about myself, I must be doing something right if I haven't stooped to a "plz respond" low.
These ******* posts make me feel so good about myself, I must be doing something right if I haven't stooped to a "plz respond" low.
#97 to #89 - usernameluisdjlols
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
...i've reached that low before..
#102 to #97 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
Well I'm sorry then man. Sincerely. I hope you've gotten past that though man, that's not a fun place to be when you have to resort to that.
#84 to #69 - billysmall
Reply +6
(03/06/2013) [-]
I'm adding this kid on facebook
#87 to #84 - allion
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
if he accepts let me know
#88 to #87 - billysmall
Reply +5
(03/06/2013) [-]
It says "This user already has to many friend requests lololol.
#90 to #88 - allion
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
I should have guessed. damn it!
#201 to #69 - rambomanthree
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
This actually makes me sad...

I would have been friends with him.
#78 to #69 - captainwow
Reply -1
(03/06/2013) [-]
Moses Garza, King of Feels! Bless you sir
#154 to #67 - YllekNayr
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
Oh.
Gosh.
No.

This is PAINFUL to read.
#157 to #67 - andypanda
Reply +1
(03/06/2013) [-]
this post just made me feel bad...
#57 to #20 - chadington
Reply +5
(03/06/2013) [-]
The plz respond always kills me
#136 to #20 - greenthegunstar
Reply +3
(03/06/2013) [-]
God-DAMN, these are just...painful to read
#22 to #20 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/05/2013) [-]
I wish I could but I can't contriboot. However, I must say that those 2 are pretty sad.
#29 to #22 - captainwow
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(03/05/2013) [-]
#30 to #29 - captainwow
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(03/05/2013) [-]
#31 to #30 - captainwow
Reply +43
(03/05/2013) [-]
#34 to #31 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply +25
(03/05/2013) [-]
I don't know wether to laugh or to cry at these.
#38 to #34 - captainwow
Reply +21
(03/05/2013) [-]
Why not both?
#39 to #38 - arandomanon ONLINE
Reply +5
(03/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 to #38 - pianoasis
Reply +3
(03/06/2013) [-]
naah that's just autism
#94 to #38 - lamarisagoodname
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
Dumb girls acting superior
#246 to #94 - trivdiego
Reply 0
(08/11/2014) [-]
he was being creepy as **** no lie. You just can;t really talk like that to a girl you obviously aren't even close with
#91 to #31 - mrhaihoang
Reply +7
(03/06/2013) [-]
pls   
no
pls
no
#60 to #31 - pianoasis
Reply +4
(03/06/2013) [-]
oh come on, that one's on purpose
#166 to #31 - xtrem
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
******* bitch with "uhmm" " eh " responses
Speech-dumb girls drives me insane , just say what you feel damnit
#183 to #166 - anon
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
Girl speech 101: If the text says "uhmm" she's uncomfortable.

Don't ask why I know that.
#186 to #183 - xtrem
Reply +2
(03/06/2013) [-]
i can't find the "Girl speech 101" book on piratebay :(
#194 to #186 - anon
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
The entirety of piratebay couldn't hold all those terabytes, my friend.
#196 to #194 - xtrem
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
not sure if same anon but if it is then how the heck you follow up ?
#198 to #196 - anon
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
I occasionally get sent back here when posts get thumbed down or up ending up with me going through the same 15-20 posts 5+ times.

I just check the comments now and then.
#168 to #166 - xtrem
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
The beta speech is funny tho
#37 to #30 - onkii
Reply +6
(03/05/2013) [-]
lmfao that one is just sad
#241 to #30 - vikingfaen
Reply +1
(03/06/2013) [-]
"Oh haha"
"Oh haha"
#43 to #30 - boylan
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#80 to #29 - ocnamesaregone
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(03/06/2013) [-]
That guy finally got to date the girl in the end
#245 to #80 - trivdiego
Reply 0
(08/11/2014) [-]
source?
#247 to #245 - ocnamesaregone
Reply 0
(08/11/2014) [-]
Dude, you can't just ask for source A YEAR FIVE MONTHS after I say something. I aint no jesus
#248 to #247 - trivdiego
Reply +1
(08/11/2014) [-]
hey man I'm sorry traffic was crazy
#74 - darthblam ONLINE
Reply +71
(03/06/2013) [-]
#1 - JimmyJongo
Reply +20
(03/05/2013) [-]
proxy thumbing?
#41 to #1 - zerositnator
Reply 0
(03/05/2013) [-]
Yes, now back to the PokeBoard.
#209 to #1 - EvilApples
Reply +1
(03/06/2013) [-]
Did not realise people hired others to thumb their **** up.
#2 to #1 - felixjarl
Reply +61
(03/05/2013) [-]
Yes.
#222 to #2 - theflamingfire
Reply 0
(03/06/2013) [-]
What if you click the link what is it?
#3 to #2 - JimmyJongo
Reply 0
(03/05/2013) [-]
The lengths people go to, to advertise their ****.
#4 to #3 - felixjarl
Reply 0
(03/05/2013) [-]
Check it out, there is some 8 content on newest uploads with some insane thumb-views scales. All by these 3 guys.
#23 to #2 - wazapdude
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(03/05/2013) [-]
dude that image section in the pic isn't related to the picture above . (not saying it isn't proxy thumbing though)
#36 - retrochris
Reply +51
(03/05/2013) [-]
A quick sketch, explaining why taping your wood to one of your legs wouldn't be a good solution either.
#6 - mattdoggy
Reply +33
(03/05/2013) [-]
Forget to remove boner hiding device
Fail penis inspection day
#8 to #6 - akg **User deleted account**
Reply +5
(03/05/2013) [-]
...Is the question "What was the top comment last time this was posted?"
#13 to #8 - mattdoggy
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(03/05/2013) [-]
...Is the question "was i the person that posted that comment"
i always post this comment any time i get the chance
#14 to #6 - varke
Reply +6
(03/05/2013) [-]
I want someone to roll this comment
#127 - phanact
Reply +28
(03/06/2013) [-]
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"Maybe if I proxy up my content, people on FJ will think I'm funny!"

Go home, proxyfag

#92 - alawabidingcitizen
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(03/06/2013) [-]
#148 - rprzombie
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(03/06/2013) [-]
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#82 - txsslg **User deleted account**
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#130 - potatotown
Reply +10
(03/06/2013) [-]
Girls face when
Girls face when