There's one in every class. Obviously not mine, obviously on tumblr. Hope you laugh as hard as I did.. This is no inks, it really happened in my first responder
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There's one in every class

Obviously not mine, obviously on tumblr. Hope you laugh as hard as I did.

This is no inks, it really happened in my first
responder mass today
My EMR instructor: Tau arrive at a scene with a patient laying an the
ground. Tau check their level at alertness and they appear
Tau have already ape ned their airway with an adjunct and are
administering e: q. rgen_
What in yen in next?
Student: Call 911!
Instructor: YOU ARE .
Ensures: '.
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User avatar #1 - TARDIS (03/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Call 912?
User avatar #4 - mghnhymn (03/05/2013) [+] (14 replies)
0118999881999119725......3
#13 - sidathon (03/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
shit, I read that as 9/11....
User avatar #15 to #13 - herpesboy (03/05/2013) [-]
YOU ARE THE PLANE
#35 - creepyunclebob (03/05/2013) [-]
So they call 911, another ambulance gets there, they hop out, check out the scene, call 911...
#21 - Mebeshe (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was at an improv theater like Who's Like where they ask suggestions from the audience. The MC asked for a word that starts with a consonant. I shouted out "aardvark".    
   
Not my proudest moment.
I was at an improv theater like Who's Like where they ask suggestions from the audience. The MC asked for a word that starts with a consonant. I shouted out "aardvark".

Not my proudest moment.
#80 - rotinaj (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Damn, this is a powerful sentence
#26 - jesusfish (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
happend in my first responders class too
happend in my first responders class too
User avatar #43 - firstresponder (03/06/2013) [-]
I didnt know I had my own class

get it? because the userna- ill go away
#59 - ausamo (03/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 - jarofdirt (03/05/2013) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
User avatar #34 - vatra (03/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This happened in my EMT class. That dude didn't end up passing the class.
User avatar #3 - eddymolly (03/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Is it just me, or does 911 seem like an awkward number to dial? It's 999 over here in the UK, because it was the number chosen when phones were still circle dials, so you could always get the number by just spinning it round and not paying attention
#54 - shmedly (03/06/2013) [-]
teachers fw
#52 - SenorButtPlug (03/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Nice username, OP.
#62 - fisheaglee (03/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
You secure them to a backboard/stretcher, put them in the ambulance, start an EEG and a sodium IV
#67 to #66 - fisheaglee (03/06/2013) [-]
Your talking to the man that will one day soon be saving the lives of many an angsty self loathing passive aggressive person like you from burning buildings and 20 car pileups.
User avatar #14 - sexy talk (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I save lives.
#78 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Dude, this never happened to you, I saw this on tumblr yesterday.

OP is a faggot
#84 to #83 - iveseensomethings (03/06/2013) [-]
I was referring to the fact that he obviously can't speak English seeing as how he can't read the fucking description.

pic fucking related!
User avatar #29 - ponyfcker (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Call Jenny! Her number is 867-5390!
User avatar #37 to #36 - ponyfcker (03/05/2013) [-]
Fuck. I'm sorry Jenny.
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