There's one in every class. Obviously not mine, obviously on tumblr. Hope you laugh as hard as I did.. This is no inks, it really happened in my first responder tumblr EMR nine one one
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There's one in every class

There's one in every class. Obviously not mine, obviously on tumblr. Hope you laugh as hard as I did.. This is no inks, it really happened in my first responder

Obviously not mine, obviously on tumblr. Hope you laugh as hard as I did.

This is no inks, it really happened in my first
responder mass today
My EMR instructor: Tau arrive at a scene with a patient laying an the
ground. Tau check their level at alertness and they appear
Tau have already ape ned their airway with an adjunct and are
administering e: q. rgen_
What in yen in next?
Student: Call 911!
Instructor: YOU ARE .
Ensures: '.
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#35 - creepyunclebob (03/05/2013) [-]
So they call 911, another ambulance gets there, they hop out, check out the scene, call 911...
#21 - Mebeshe (03/05/2013) [-]
I was at an improv theater like Who's Like where they ask suggestions from the audience. The MC asked for a word that starts with a consonant. I shouted out "aardvark".    
   
Not my proudest moment.
I was at an improv theater like Who's Like where they ask suggestions from the audience. The MC asked for a word that starts with a consonant. I shouted out "aardvark".

Not my proudest moment.
User avatar #50 to #21 - linktheherooftime (03/06/2013) [-]
You should have shouted ****** !
User avatar #4 - mghnhymn (03/05/2013) [-]
0118999881999119725......3
#96 to #4 - hankhillofthe (03/06/2013) [-]
0118999881999119725......Episode 2
#24 to #4 - sunnyday (03/05/2013) [-]
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You brilliant bastard.
#25 to #4 - oliphan (03/05/2013) [-]
You brilliant 			************		. May the gods smile upon you.
You brilliant ************ . May the gods smile upon you.
#6 to #4 - roguetrooper (03/05/2013) [-]
Nice screensaver.
#17 to #7 - zenethe (03/05/2013) [-]
what am I missing here? I don't get it.
User avatar #5 to #4 - megustaculo (03/05/2013) [-]
867-5309?
#86 to #5 - feraltoast (03/06/2013) [-]
Jenny gave you hey number too? what a whore.
Jenny gave you hey number too? what a whore.
#49 to #4 - thexiled (03/06/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT I SANG IT AS I READ IT
#100 to #4 - redrolex (03/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - TARDIS (03/05/2013) [-]
Call 912?
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#44 to #1 - Reeon (03/06/2013) [-]
you ******* got me good
User avatar #97 to #1 - yunoavailable ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
I'm jealous of your username
#80 - rotinaj (03/06/2013) [-]
Damn, this is a powerful sentence
#114 to #80 - GiantGrapes (03/06/2013) [-]
I feel............empowered.
I feel............empowered.
#107 to #80 - cormy (03/06/2013) [-]
I am 911.
I am 911.
#26 - jesusfish (03/05/2013) [-]
happend in my first responders class too
happend in my first responders class too
User avatar #104 to #26 - wfddfw (03/06/2013) [-]
Im going to make sure this happens in my class.


In fact, I'll do it tomorrow.
#59 - ausamo (03/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - firstresponder (03/06/2013) [-]
I didnt know I had my own class

get it? because the userna- ill go away
User avatar #40 - jarofdirt (03/05/2013) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
User avatar #34 - vatra (03/05/2013) [-]
This happened in my EMT class. That dude didn't end up passing the class.
User avatar #105 to #34 - wfddfw (03/06/2013) [-]
EMT's for the win!



Except that guy.
User avatar #106 to #105 - vatra (03/06/2013) [-]
Hell yeah, every EMT class has one of those, at least they are somewhat entertaining.
User avatar #108 to #106 - wfddfw (03/06/2013) [-]
Haha right?!


My currently class has one.
I'm planning on strapping him to a stair chair tomorrow night because we're going over lifting and moving. Should be fun.
User avatar #110 to #108 - vatra (03/06/2013) [-]
Good times, we used ours for all our less than favorable demonstrations, until he started to enjoy it...
#54 - shmedly (03/06/2013) [-]
teachers fw
#13 - sidathon (03/05/2013) [-]
**** , I read that as 9/11....
User avatar #15 to #13 - herpesboy (03/05/2013) [-]
YOU ARE THE PLANE
#57 to #51 - laspussy (03/06/2013) [-]
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#52 - SenorButtPlug (03/06/2013) [-]
Nice username, OP.
User avatar #53 to #52 - pinkiepiethecunt (03/06/2013) [-]
Says senorbuttplug. I remember when you were famous on here for your name
User avatar #56 to #52 - buttplugmaster (03/06/2013) [-]
Why, thank you. I went on an intense spiritual journey involving 7 continents, 30 countries, 2 tigers, a flock of condors, a journey up a mountain, a friendly gypsy that let me travel with him and his family, and one nasty case of the clap to find my perfect username.
User avatar #3 - eddymolly (03/05/2013) [-]
Is it just me, or does 911 seem like an awkward number to dial? It's 999 over here in the UK, because it was the number chosen when phones were still circle dials, so you could always get the number by just spinning it round and not paying attention
User avatar #74 to #3 - mteverestand (03/06/2013) [-]
The idea is 9 is a long way (on a rotary phone) so it's unlikely to be accidental.
The idea of the american one is that 9 is a long way, and one is easy so if you're bleeding or something it's easier to do.
I also like the american way because you're less likely to get a little kid who wants to type/rotate the same big number 3 times.

I've lived in both countries case you're wondering.
User avatar #122 to #74 - eddymolly (03/06/2013) [-]
I knew about the rotary thing, i'd said in a comment already. And it wasn't so its less likely to be an accident, it was so you could dial it without paying attention, you just spin the dial as far as you can and it dials a 9, so you just spin it as far as you can 3 times in a row.
User avatar #124 to #122 - mteverestand (03/09/2013) [-]
I saw your comment, but the thing is you don't have to think about it, so it might be an accident. Do you know what I mean?
User avatar #125 to #124 - eddymolly (03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think so
User avatar #8 to #3 - ColorfulPenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
It's to avoid people miscalling the mergency services, flooding their lines. i.e. small chidren might press random buttons.
User avatar #9 to #8 - eddymolly (03/05/2013) [-]
Surely you're less likely to press the same number 3 times in a row than random number pressing having 1 then 2 in a row.

I dunno, I guess it just seems a bit odd to me being from the UK.
Oh, you yanks and your odd ways.
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#12 to #10 - themoffalo (03/05/2013) [-]
112 isn't exactly the same as 999, 112 is reliant on there being signal for your mobile phone, whereas 999 can be used without. (I believe this is the case, please correct me if I'm wrong)
User avatar #11 to #10 - eddymolly (03/05/2013) [-]
Hmm, interesting. Thanks. So it was basically just for ease because all the others were taken. Cool.
#98 - mrtwitty (03/06/2013) [-]
call ghost busters imo.
User avatar #71 - drpoptart ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
i dont remeber signing up to be 911
#75 to #71 - wherethawhitewomen (03/06/2013) [-]
I read that in a pouty, Butter's voice.
I read that in a pouty, Butter's voice.

#22 - drunkengnome (03/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #87 - AreyouSerious ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
Quick, what's the number for 911?!
User avatar #120 to #87 - aldheim (03/06/2013) [-]
The way I remember it is by thinking of 9/11
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