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Moderation is key

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AA tvshack Moderation May 19, 2012
Flavor Name: Regular Berry
WHATEVER Yxll DO, DC) NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULF" CUP TEETH 5 ENERGY AND CHUG
THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STUFFED COMPLETELY CIR ES HEATING SC) FAST THAT I
CAN' T FEEL MY GWEN PULSE.
l HAVENT SLEPT EN 72 HOURS.
I CANT FEEL MY FACE.
E FEED THE MORNING AND IN PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99% BLOOD.
FREE:
DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT.
l CAN READ MINDS.
SUPER BIG ) Z, 5 HGUE ENERGETIC) Z. THAT MEANS l DRANK 22 5 HOUR ENERGYS IN LESS
THAN 2 MINUTES. HOURS OF ENERGY.
GOD HELP ME.
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User avatar #1 - ghostninja (03/05/2013) [-]
is he Asian?
User avatar #2 to #1 - princessderpy (03/05/2013) [-]
he must be...
User avatar #6 to #1 - mrsonicrainboom (03/05/2013) [-]
well he sure is now
#11 to #6 - lolnose (03/05/2013) [-]
my god... that's their secret
my god... that's their secret
User avatar #13 - recoveryone ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
So, it's like overclocking the human mind?
User avatar #3 - cantfindausername (03/05/2013) [-]
A 5 Hour Energy filled Super Big Gulp cup can turn a person Asian.
But what does it do to Asians?
#20 to #3 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
they go super saysian
#8 to #3 - dessert (03/05/2013) [-]
Maybe if he can read minds.
#5 - stallwallwriter (03/05/2013) [-]
mfw I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.
mfw I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.
#19 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
that was an 88 dollar Big gulp
#7 - applejackhf ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
I'VE DEEP CLEANED MY APARTMENT   
   
mfw
I'VE DEEP CLEANED MY APARTMENT

mfw
User avatar #22 - psykojet (03/06/2013) [-]
Drink that and run around singing, "Oh no, the bottle's low, and I can't feel my face no mo. Oh no, we up in smoke, and I can't feel my face no mo."
#18 - usernamecannotload (03/06/2013) [-]
That website does not work for me, and when I press the help button it does absolutely nothing.
#15 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that would send someone into cardiac arrest.
User avatar #16 to #15 - redjohn (03/06/2013) [-]
I had a friend that had a few too many redlines, and he died for a few minutes.
User avatar #17 to #16 - antisocialtwilight (03/06/2013) [-]
...and?
User avatar #25 to #17 - redjohn (03/06/2013) [-]
And he died.
#12 - jakatackka (03/05/2013) [-]
I like his username - "penfifteen"
User avatar #23 - zorororonoa (03/06/2013) [-]
so it turns people into asians?
User avatar #9 - snowboyforlife (03/05/2013) [-]
pretty sure youd die, but you must have the heart of a champion
User avatar #10 to #9 - Trollathon ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
according to You need to login to view this link
it's take around 80 5 hour energies to kill an average human male.
User avatar #21 to #10 - kingrayne ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
thats only by the caffeine
User avatar #24 to #10 - snowboyforlife (03/06/2013) [-]
Interesting I drank five one night and my right arm went numb and I stayed up until six un the morning. I was working the twilight midnight, 5 hour energy was necessary
#4 - wrapyourjesus (03/05/2013) [-]
Holy **** ...this guy is in the pen-fifteen club!!
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