Rednecks. not OC. a pretty redneck part at Montana, an Friday night i was an my way back from the drugies and stepped at a gas station for an emergency piss. wh funny Redneck Horse drunk
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Rednecks

a pretty redneck part at Montana, an
Friday night i was an my way back from the drugies
and stepped at a gas station for an emergency piss.
when i come nut of the bathroom this is what isee
The clerk of the store was like "uh dude, why are Rtru riding
a horse in the share?" all he said was "I needed mere beer
and was we drunk to drive"
Mats off tn this guy
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#1 - hatmanfirst
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Skipped it, but then came back when I remembered...
#2 to #1 - julesk [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
thank you take this
#8 - jedimindtrcks
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Too bad riding a horse and drinking is still drinking and driving (especially in Montana I actually live here unlike faggot OP).
#10 to #8 - myrtille ONLINE
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(03/05/2013) [-]
The point is that it's a lot less dangerous. Your horse isn't going to let you run into a car. They're not stupid.
#22 to #10 - immortalfear
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(03/05/2013) [-]
But they may buck you off.
#48 to #22 - kainhall
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(03/05/2013) [-]
i would rather kill my self, than kill others. and getting bucked off is no biggy.. especally when your pain tolerance is raised by the old bottle of jack.

jsut hop the **** back on. tommorow is going to suck however.
#25 - edemylove **User deleted account**
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(03/05/2013) [-]
#30 - icecreamonnips
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(03/05/2013) [-]
redneck part of Montana? you mean, all of Montana?
#43 to #30 - kainhall
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(03/05/2013) [-]
its not. come to missoula. small college town..highly liberal, everyone smokes weed, everyone is at least a half hipster...not by TRING to be hipster...but by just being individual. idk how to explane it.

like.. i dont think this is red neck. i see a farm boy on a friday night... out drinking.. about to score when..NO MORE BEER!!! but he dont want to kill anyone, so he rides his horse. not red neck at all.
#52 to #43 - icecreamonnips
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(03/06/2013) [-]
that sounds amazing
#53 to #52 - kainhall
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(03/06/2013) [-]
damn stright.

my RA (the boss for my floor) ******* deals. hes sposed to bust people for weed... good guy greg.

i can be stuck in traffic one hour. and swiming in a lake with 2x the shoreline of cali (actually is liek 5 hours away from missoula...fort peck) with no one around for at least 70 miles. theirs a town in montana that is perfect for everyone.
#54 to #53 - icecreamonnips
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(03/06/2013) [-]
i know where im moving, i live in very conservative texas :(
#31 - oodlesandoodles
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(03/05/2013) [-]
3 years ago, My mother and I were on our way back home from Illinois, and we stopped at a gas station so I could take a leak. There were only two urinals and one other person in the restroom. Also, his face was buried in the wall, and it seemed like he was on the phone, so I figure "What the hell," and started draining the lizard in the urinal next to him. I was close enough to him that I could hear his conversation which consisted only of the words "Oh yeah" and "what now, girl?" repeated. That was probably the longest piss I'd ever taken.
3 years ago, My mother and I were on our way back home from Illinois, and we stopped at a gas station so I could take a leak. There were only two urinals and one other person in the restroom. Also, his face was buried in the wall, and it seemed like he was on the phone, so I figure "What the hell," and started draining the lizard in the urinal next to him. I was close enough to him that I could hear his conversation which consisted only of the words "Oh yeah" and "what now, girl?" repeated. That was probably the longest piss I'd ever taken.
#44 - mjjrussell **User deleted account**
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Reminds me of True Lies.
#50 to #44 - sirbrentcoe
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(03/05/2013) [-]
get the units in place quick, because my horse is getting tired!


..your horse?
#33 - givehimthemulk
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(03/05/2013) [-]
As a Montanan, I swell with pride for my state making the front page in any way possible.


But also as a Montanan, I'm pretty sure that still counts as drunk driving here, and it makes me doubt this is legit. If it is, I want to know where in Montana this is.
#35 to #33 - mrdavidt
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Probably Livingston or some where around there.

Where do you live in montana?
#36 to #35 - givehimthemulk
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#37 to #36 - mrdavidt
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(03/05/2013) [-]
So do you think the Livingston theory fits?
#38 to #37 - givehimthemulk
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(03/05/2013) [-]
I was thinking more on the plains but who knows? It could be almost anywhere
#39 to #38 - mrdavidt
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Touche`.
I'm from Conrad btw. I like that Bozeman area over to Whitehall and Dillon better though.
#41 to #39 - kainhall
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(03/05/2013) [-]
glasgow here (living in missoula for college ATM). defanatly was NOT in the NE corner.

however... GO ******* MONTANA.
#42 to #41 - mrdavidt
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Maybe Libby or Troy? The YAkk! lol.
#32 - immacoolcat
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(03/05/2013) [-]
All of Montana is redneck Montana...
#5 - anon
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(03/05/2013) [-]
There's difference between rednecks, cowboys, and southerners. This man in the photo is a cowboy **********.
#29 to #5 - finacious
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(03/05/2013) [-]
Yep. Rednecks ride donkeys or lawn mowers to the store for drunk beer runs instead
#3 - nobnabs
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(03/05/2013) [-]
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