Rednecks. not OC. a pretty redneck part at Montana, an Friday night i was an my way back from the drugies and stepped at a gas station for an emergency piss. wh funny Redneck Horse drunk
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Rednecks

a pretty redneck part at Montana, an
Friday night i was an my way back from the drugies
and stepped at a gas station for an emergency piss.
when i come nut of the bathroom this is what isee
The clerk of the store was like "uh dude, why are Rtru riding
a horse in the share?" all he said was "I needed mere beer
and was we drunk to drive"
Mats off tn this guy
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Submitted: 03/04/2013
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#5 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
There's difference between rednecks, cowboys, and southerners. This man in the photo is a cowboy ********** .
User avatar #29 to #5 - finacious (03/05/2013) [-]
Yep. Rednecks ride donkeys or lawn mowers to the store for drunk beer runs instead
#25 - edemylove **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
#1 - hatmanfirst (03/04/2013) [-]
Skipped it, but then came back when I remembered...
#2 to #1 - julesk (03/04/2013) [-]
thank you take this
#31 - oodlesandoodles (03/05/2013) [-]
3 years ago, My mother and I were on our way back home from Illinois, and we stopped at a gas station so I could take a leak. There were only two urinals and one other person in the restroom. Also, his face was buried in the wall, and it seemed like he was on the phone, so I figure "What the hell," and started draining the lizard in the urinal next to him. I was close enough to him that I could hear his conversation which consisted only of the words "Oh yeah" and "what now, girl?" repeated. That was probably the longest piss I'd ever taken.
3 years ago, My mother and I were on our way back home from Illinois, and we stopped at a gas station so I could take a leak. There were only two urinals and one other person in the restroom. Also, his face was buried in the wall, and it seemed like he was on the phone, so I figure "What the hell," and started draining the lizard in the urinal next to him. I was close enough to him that I could hear his conversation which consisted only of the words "Oh yeah" and "what now, girl?" repeated. That was probably the longest piss I'd ever taken.
#27 - defender (03/05/2013) [-]
CLEAN UP ISLE 2
CLEAN UP ISLE 2
#8 - jedimindtrcks (03/05/2013) [-]
Too bad riding a horse and drinking is still drinking and driving (especially in Montana I actually live here unlike faggot OP).
User avatar #10 to #8 - myrtille (03/05/2013) [-]
The point is that it's a lot less dangerous. Your horse isn't going to let you run into a car. They're not stupid.
User avatar #22 to #10 - immortalfear (03/05/2013) [-]
But they may buck you off.
#48 to #22 - kainhall (03/05/2013) [-]
i would rather kill my self, than kill others. and getting bucked off is no biggy.. especally when your pain tolerance is raised by the old bottle of jack.

jsut hop the **** back on. tommorow is going to suck however.
User avatar #30 - icecreamonnips (03/05/2013) [-]
redneck part of Montana? you mean, all of Montana?
#43 to #30 - kainhall (03/05/2013) [-]
its not. come to missoula. small college town..highly liberal, everyone smokes weed, everyone is at least a half hipster...not by TRING to be hipster...but by just being individual. idk how to explane it.

like.. i dont think this is red neck. i see a farm boy on a friday night... out drinking.. about to score when..NO MORE BEER!!! but he dont want to kill anyone, so he rides his horse. not red neck at all.
User avatar #52 to #43 - icecreamonnips (03/06/2013) [-]
that sounds amazing
#53 to #52 - kainhall (03/06/2013) [-]
damn stright.

my RA (the boss for my floor) ******* deals. hes sposed to bust people for weed... good guy greg.

i can be stuck in traffic one hour. and swiming in a lake with 2x the shoreline of cali (actually is liek 5 hours away from missoula...fort peck) with no one around for at least 70 miles. theirs a town in montana that is perfect for everyone.
User avatar #54 to #53 - icecreamonnips (03/06/2013) [-]
i know where im moving, i live in very conservative texas :(
#44 - mjjrussell **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
Reminds me of True Lies.
#50 to #44 - sirbrentcoe (03/05/2013) [-]
get the units in place quick, because my horse is getting tired!


..your horse?
#33 - givehimthemulk (03/05/2013) [-]
As a Montanan, I swell with pride for my state making the front page in any way possible.


But also as a Montanan, I'm pretty sure that still counts as drunk driving here, and it makes me doubt this is legit. If it is, I want to know where in Montana this is.
User avatar #35 to #33 - mrdavidt (03/05/2013) [-]
Probably Livingston or some where around there.

Where do you live in montana?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - mrdavidt (03/05/2013) [-]
So do you think the Livingston theory fits?
User avatar #38 to #37 - givehimthemulk (03/05/2013) [-]
I was thinking more on the plains but who knows? It could be almost anywhere
User avatar #39 to #38 - mrdavidt (03/05/2013) [-]
Touche`.
I'm from Conrad btw. I like that Bozeman area over to Whitehall and Dillon better though.
#41 to #39 - kainhall (03/05/2013) [-]
glasgow here (living in missoula for college ATM). defanatly was NOT in the NE corner.

however... GO ******* MONTANA.
User avatar #42 to #41 - mrdavidt (03/05/2013) [-]
Maybe Libby or Troy? The YAkk! lol.
User avatar #32 - immacoolcat (03/05/2013) [-]
All of Montana is redneck Montana...
#4 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
Plop... plopplop plopplopplop plop... pbfft...
#3 - nobnabs (03/05/2013) [-]
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#9 - localcatbarber (03/05/2013) [-]
The redneck part of Montana....
The redneck part of Montana....
#45 - kainhall (03/05/2013) [-]
im just going to say.... MONTANA MASTER STATE REPORTING IN.

missoula here... orignaly from good ol' glasgow!

(i honistly did not know theirt was so many other MT's on FJ)
#6 - jaevel ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
#40 - eatthepolarbears (03/05/2013) [-]
Ahhhh Montana the land of drug addicts, cowboys, white trash, and liberals still some great land though
#46 to #40 - kainhall (03/05/2013) [-]
what? drug adicts and liberals. are you butt hurt because lots of people in montana smoke weed? i mean... im liberal, and montana is actually a red state. their for...your ******* wrong.

ya, we do have cowboys. got to make a living soem how.... and white trash. usually every town has one or 2 families. lets jsut say when i lived in west side St paul, minosota.. i saw more white, and blash trash that my entire life time in montana.


and with all the montanians on here...and im going to say this like you think montana is like "DOES DEM THEIR ARE FIGHTING WORDS *sipts chewing tabacco*
#47 to #46 - eatthepolarbears (03/05/2013) [-]
lol yes yes allow the rustle to go through you

I actually love montana.................
#49 to #47 - kainhall (03/05/2013) [-]
i want to say thats some dank weed... but it looks liek ******* easter.

and ya... so many people have this conseptions about MT that are jsut retarded. (do you have running water/power???) and when i tell them they are ******* retarded.... they say im a dick. meh... i live here, i know whats up. i like it. you cna take your sales tax (and higher taxes in general) and shove off. TLDR MAXIXIUM OVERRUSSLE
User avatar #55 - holdup (03/09/2013) [-]
...are there dental floss farms in montana?
#56 to #55 - julesk (03/10/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #34 - ronvarone (03/05/2013) [-]
Two things. Hypothetically speaking if this was in Colorado.
1. It is illegal to ride a horse under the influence.
2. Say the horse did take a dump in the store. The owner would have to clean it up. Pick up after your pets. (Saw this at a Sonic Drive. They called the cops on the horse owners.)
User avatar #28 - Emers (03/05/2013) [-]
I like how he still took the time to put on the bell boots for his horse just for a beer run.
User avatar #26 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games until the horse takes a massive dump on the floor.
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