Rednecks. not OC. a pretty redneck part at Montana, an Friday night i was an my way back from the drugies and stepped at a gas station for an emergency piss. wh
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Rednecks

not OC

a pretty redneck part at Montana, an
Friday night i was an my way back from the drugies
and stepped at a gas station for an emergency piss.
when i come nut of the bathroom this is what isee
The clerk of the store was like "uh dude, why are Rtru riding
a horse in the share?" all he said was "I needed mere beer
and was we drunk to drive"
Mats off tn this guy
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#1 - hatmanfirst (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Skipped it, but then came back when I remembered...
#8 - jedimindtrcks (03/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Too bad riding a horse and drinking is still drinking and driving (especially in Montana I actually live here unlike faggot OP).
User avatar #10 to #8 - myrtille (03/05/2013) [-]
The point is that it's a lot less dangerous. Your horse isn't going to let you run into a car. They're not stupid.
#25 - edemylove **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - icecreamonnips (03/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
redneck part of Montana? you mean, all of Montana?
#31 - oodlesandoodles (03/05/2013) [-]
3 years ago, My mother and I were on our way back home from Illinois, and we stopped at a gas station so I could take a leak. There were only two urinals and one other person in the restroom. Also, his face was buried in the wall, and it seemed like he was on the phone, so I figure "What the hell," and started draining the lizard in the urinal next to him. I was close enough to him that I could hear his conversation which consisted only of the words "Oh yeah" and "what now, girl?" repeated. That was probably the longest piss I'd ever taken.
3 years ago, My mother and I were on our way back home from Illinois, and we stopped at a gas station so I could take a leak. There were only two urinals and one other person in the restroom. Also, his face was buried in the wall, and it seemed like he was on the phone, so I figure "What the hell," and started draining the lizard in the urinal next to him. I was close enough to him that I could hear his conversation which consisted only of the words "Oh yeah" and "what now, girl?" repeated. That was probably the longest piss I'd ever taken.
#44 - mjjrussell **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Reminds me of True Lies.
#33 - givehimthemulk (03/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
As a Montanan, I swell with pride for my state making the front page in any way possible.


But also as a Montanan, I'm pretty sure that still counts as drunk driving here, and it makes me doubt this is legit. If it is, I want to know where in Montana this is.
User avatar #32 - immacoolcat (03/05/2013) [-]
All of Montana is redneck Montana...
#15 - aackbare (03/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I live in Montana and so far i have never seen this..
I live in Montana and so far i have never seen this..
#5 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There's difference between rednecks, cowboys, and southerners. This man in the photo is a cowboy ********** .
User avatar #29 to #5 - finacious (03/05/2013) [-]
Yep. Rednecks ride donkeys or lawn mowers to the store for drunk beer runs instead
#3 - nobnabs (03/05/2013) [-]
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#40 - eatthepolarbears (03/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ahhhh Montana the land of drug addicts, cowboys, white trash, and liberals still some great land though
#46 to #40 - kainhall (03/05/2013) [-]
what? drug adicts and liberals. are you butt hurt because lots of people in montana smoke weed? i mean... im liberal, and montana is actually a red state. their for...your ******* wrong.

ya, we do have cowboys. got to make a living soem how.... and white trash. usually every town has one or 2 families. lets jsut say when i lived in west side St paul, minosota.. i saw more white, and blash trash that my entire life time in montana.


and with all the montanians on here...and im going to say this like you think montana is like "DOES DEM THEIR ARE FIGHTING WORDS *sipts chewing tabacco*
#9 - localcatbarber (03/05/2013) [-]
The redneck part of Montana....
The redneck part of Montana....
User avatar #55 - holdup (03/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...are there dental floss farms in montana?
#45 - kainhall (03/05/2013) [-]
im just going to say.... MONTANA MASTER STATE REPORTING IN.

missoula here... orignaly from good ol' glasgow!

(i honistly did not know theirt was so many other MT's on FJ)
User avatar #34 - ronvarone (03/05/2013) [-]
Two things. Hypothetically speaking if this was in Colorado.
1. It is illegal to ride a horse under the influence.
2. Say the horse did take a dump in the store. The owner would have to clean it up. Pick up after your pets. (Saw this at a Sonic Drive. They called the cops on the horse owners.)
User avatar #28 - Emers (03/05/2013) [-]
I like how he still took the time to put on the bell boots for his horse just for a beer run.
#7 - johnnyferno (03/05/2013) [-]
Other costumers fw
Other costumers fw
#4 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
Plop... plopplop plopplopplop plop... pbfft...
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