Traumatic. . this been forced to explain homosexuality w my kids aged 3 and in because their uncle is gay. This Incredibly difficult and traumatic experience we
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Traumatic

this been forced to explain homosexuality w my kids
aged 3 and in because their uncle is gay. This
Incredibly difficult and traumatic experience went as
mile“:
Child: Why dew Uncle Bob ye everywhere with
Pete?
Me: Because they’ re in love, just like Mummy and
Daddy are.
child: eh. can I have a biscuit?
We' re all scarred far life. Scarred, I tell you.
Katee', untamed
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#12 - emergence **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #12 - hydraetis (03/05/2013) [-]
I love that GIF
#5 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
#84 to #5 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
"come out of the panty"

classic
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#72 to #5 - ilikechocalatemilk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#90 to #72 - wolfblackfire **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 - ttrnecka (03/05/2013) [-]
Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere with Pete?
Me: Because he is OP
#56 to #8 - thatmexican (03/05/2013) [-]
oh okay can I have some OC?
#70 to #56 - hairibar (03/05/2013) [-]
nope.
#62 - moustachefingers (03/05/2013) [-]
Bitches ain't nothin but Netflix and birds.
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#30 - deadmeme **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 to #30 - carnivora (03/05/2013) [-]
sweet roll
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+1
#34 to #6 - recio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#68 to #34 - Loppytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
The guy in the first panel (Tino), the guy in the third (Berwald). Two guys.
User avatar #80 to #68 - flybager ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Isn't 'perkele' the scandinavin 'damnit!'?
User avatar #127 to #80 - Loppytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
Scandinavia isn't a country...It's Finnish for "the devil" but it's used in the same way we use " **** ". He just happens to be Finnish. And the other guy is Swedish. And the kid is British. (No, British isn't a language, either)
User avatar #139 to #127 - flybager ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
I know about scandinavia no being a country;
I just said 'Scandinavia to refer to northern europe, thus some countries who use the Germanic language, of which I thought 'perkele' was origionated.
Scandinavia includes Denmark, Norway and Sweden. But I was also just trying to include Finland, Iceland, Estonia and Latvia...


I see. I'm very poorly informed about this topic... I jut happened to know something about perkele and I felt really proud about it...
And, really? I thought you could use "He's british." in the context as referring to his native language being english (or british, for that matter) But I guess not in a direct way...
User avatar #150 to #139 - Loppytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
Estonia and Latvia are Baltic along with Lithuania...They're not Nordic. Though Finland can be referred to as such because of the Baltic sea.
User avatar #151 to #150 - flybager ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Ok.
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#111 to #6 - omegation (03/05/2013) [-]
the dad without glasses looks like russia
User avatar #129 to #111 - Loppytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
(That's Sweden, Finland and Sealand)
User avatar #37 to #6 - christmouth (03/05/2013) [-]
I love balloons too!
#11 to #6 - coolcalx (03/05/2013) [-]
god damn that was cute.
god damn that was cute.
#18 to #11 - Loppytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
Plenty more where that came from.
User avatar #23 to #18 - garaichu ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Is that Swedish?
Do you know the author? I like these.
#63 to #23 - Loppytaffy (03/05/2013) [-]
Yes, because his dad is Swedish.
His other dad is Finnish.
And the kid is Sealandic.
And also a Spaniard has partial custody of him.

I'll find the author.
User avatar #21 to #11 - sekeido (03/05/2013) [-]
God damn I love zach galifanakis
and that comic was pretty cool
and onions have layers
and ADHD is a pain in the ass

shrek is love
#26 - manazetsugi (03/05/2013) [-]
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#22 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
Clearly hearing about that turned them gay. Only gays eat biscuits. The children have been corrupted and only Jesus's light can save them.
#125 - deletedmyaccount (03/05/2013) [-]
Kids don't give a single **** , man. They'll see their dad stab a dude, and ask why they did it.

Dad will say "well, son, it's because he was black."

"Oh. Can I have a biscuit?"
#3 - pappathethird (03/05/2013) [-]
I don't care how many times this has been posted. It always brings a smile to my face
I don't care how many times this has been posted. It always brings a smile to my face
#7 - caplocker (03/05/2013) [-]
Dear fags,

tired of women complaining about your "abomination" of being a fag?

1 Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

DOH

Proverbs 28:9
If one turns away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer is an abomination.

That means if a woman knows this and tries to "teach" you about your wicked ways, her bitch ass is an abomination as well.

Pretty sure I'm going to break a red thumb record. Worth it.
User avatar #24 to #7 - snipys (03/05/2013) [-]
For those who don't know, I shall explain the meaning of that first one. A long time ago in church woman would constantly talk over the priests. That was written to tell woman to be quite while the priests were talking.
User avatar #42 to #24 - kagji (03/05/2013) [-]
the bible also says do not judge or kill, but people seen to take those out of context as well as disregard them. I say turn their own story book against them.
#116 to #7 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
Although it is VERY easy to make the argument that they are not teaching, but simply relaying what they have been taught, not claiming superior knowledge but rather explaining what they have learned.
And besides, gender roles have very much changed since Proverbs was written.
If you're going to quote the bible, make sure you know your weapon before you hurt yourself trying to wield it.
#198 to #116 - caplocker (03/07/2013) [-]
I like where this is going. Proverbs is old, we should remove it from the bible. Why is it in there if it's inaccurate?

The bible is only a weapon to Christians bro.
#9 to #7 - scarytown (03/05/2013) [-]
That's very interesting and everything, but I'm not sure what your point is.... Are you trying to say that women should shut up, or is it something else?
#144 to #9 - curbed (03/05/2013) [-]
I may be wrong here, but the way I interpreted it was, if you're going to take the bible literally, then you should also take things like this literally. Like we have this one preacher asshole that comes to our school saying **** like "fags are going to Hell, if you are a girl and you wear shorts, you're a whore, alcohol is the nectar of the devil!" yet his wife comes up and takes his place quite a bit of the time, so even though they are trying to preach old outdated testaments, they don't live those testaments themselves. I'm not saying all religious people are like that, Hell, I'm religious and many of my friends are, but as I like to say; "those with the smallest minds have the biggest mouths." so they are heard the most and in effect people think that they are all like that, even though people like that are the vast minority of, really, any religious sect.
User avatar #27 to #9 - bloodeyes (03/05/2013) [-]
it basically means in ghetto terms "ahem" bitch shut up while the people we came to hear speak
User avatar #10 to #7 - mookiez (03/05/2013) [-]
I'd love to see someone break the redthumb record.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1
#13 to #10 - anonymoose (03/05/2013) [-]
Justin Bieber is better then Freddy Mercury
One Direction our the new Beatles
Christianity is stupid
Atheism is stupid
Lil Wayne is better then Jimmy Hendrix
911 is not funny
The westboro baptist church really have points
Asians can actually read minds
they're is no way their is going to be a singer better then Nicki Minaj
fatben made poop
User avatar #15 to #13 - backupclover ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
This kinda backfired...
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#49 to #10 - zorororonoa (03/05/2013) [-]
that is a lot of red thumbs
that is a lot of red thumbs
#86 to #49 - caplocker (03/05/2013) [-]
I expected to come back to a few hundred reds. What the **** is this world coming to?
User avatar #87 to #86 - zorororonoa (03/05/2013) [-]
when someone says something like i expect red thumbs, they usually get thumbed up, idk why
#89 to #87 - caplocker (03/05/2013) [-]
Test that theory?

I ****** hate liberals and ******* . Abortion is awesome and frankly I really would support deporting every single black person including Morgan Freeman the **** out of my country. MY country.

I expect a lot of red thumbs.
User avatar #92 to #89 - zorororonoa (03/05/2013) [-]
they especially thumb you up when you want to test that theory, just look at anonymoose below us
#104 to #92 - caplocker (03/05/2013) [-]
Give it time. I put down Morgan Freeman.
User avatar #107 to #104 - zorororonoa (03/05/2013) [-]
I know, he ******* sucks, no way he can be God
#82 - javajunkie (03/05/2013) [-]
Basically, a child is still learning and since you told it as normal thing they will memorize it as a normal thing. If you told the child: BECAUSE BOB IS A ******* FAGGOT AND WE SHOULD STAB THE **** OUT OF HIM, THEY ARE FAGGOTS, YOU MUST ******* KILL THEM, THEY ARE BAD.... - the child will accept it like that.


I honestly don't understand why older people, macho guys and so on are so full of "tasteful" hate towards all homosexual people. Is it the media who made them think so? The fact that they are not used to it? Or something deep within them which they are afraid of?
You're straight/gay, who gives a **** anyway, not like it is going to influence any of our lives, or your child's.
Why are children taught to to hate people?


I just wanted to express myself, most of you don't care probably...
User avatar #83 to #82 - thunderkrux ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Because hate can be easily used to manipulate people. But day by day, and in the end of it all, we all love, we all fear, we all have hopes and dreams, and we all bleed red, even with our differences, we're not actually all that different from one another.
#93 - winniedawho (03/05/2013) [-]
I am an internet commentor
User avatar #85 - sweetellie (03/05/2013) [-]
It's not like kids start off judgmental, it's society that makes them that way..
User avatar #46 - zorororonoa (03/05/2013) [-]
Best reaction ever. "Can I have a biscuit?"
User avatar #54 - itsnotbutthurt (03/05/2013) [-]
The poor children. Who has to learn about such a subject as that at such a young age?
They were obviously rolls, not biscuits. Such a tragedy to learn the difference. I myself learned the difference at 6, they're so young.
#53 - rabaneristo (03/05/2013) [-]
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#132 - personone (03/05/2013) [-]
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What traumatized me.
#121 - mrkickasscomedy (03/05/2013) [-]
terrifying
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