Genius. Whoever made this, is a fcking genius, and no, it's not OC. l Ye, fig; an dominae Hill: hand Trmo and Wanna u Tities: “anew ll I. OR: If we know that Time = Money then we can write Women = Money x Money = Money^2 Also, we know that money is the root of all evil, or Money = Sqrt(Evil). Then women Money problems
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#1 - ttrnecka (03/04/2013) [-]

If we know that Time = Money then we can write

Women = Money x Money = Money^2

Also, we know that money is the root of all evil, or Money = Sqrt(Evil). Then we can write

Women = Sqrt(Evil)^2

Or, more simply,

Women = Evil.

But since

√(x²) = |x|.

So the correct answer is

Women = Absolute Evil.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sunstrike (03/04/2013) [-]
was hoping someone would of put the actual joke. thumb for you my friend
User avatar #3 to #1 - heraske (03/05/2013) [-]
...Women = Sqrt(Evil)^2... Women = Evil Squirt...
#10 - Denver (03/05/2013) [-]
O wow the original of this was all the way back on pink and yellow funnyjunk, where it said "evil" instead of problems.
#13 - John Cena (03/05/2013) [-]
One of the oldest jokes, and you didnt even tell it correctly.

You ****** up the joke everbody already knew. Youre that guy.
User avatar #9 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (03/05/2013) [-]
how does one multiply time times money? and why? wouldlnt + make better sense. Also you are implying that women are measured in dollar seconds.
#11 - flyslasher (03/05/2013) [-]
You don't into account units of measurement.
User avatar #7 - gremlinbfg (03/05/2013) [-]
Now replace "problems" with "EVIL!!!"
User avatar #4 - abunnywithaboner (03/05/2013) [-]
ok, but this whole thing is wrong, "women need time AND money" by putting this into an equation it would be women = time+money therefore the entire equation and the joke that goes with it is incorrect.

since when does AND mean multiply thats like saying "there are six people over there and 4 people over here there are 24 people total" seriously how dumb can you be
#5 to #4 - John Cena (03/05/2013) [-]
no u
User avatar #6 to #4 - ilovepelicans (03/05/2013) [-]
i seriously don't know why you were thumbed down that was a totally valid point
#12 to #4 - southwind (03/05/2013) [-]
Even if the text says time AND money, women = time x money is correct.
Here is why:
With multiplication is means that if you have no time, you don't have women, no mather how much money you have. Also the other way round: no money= no women, no mather how much time you have, cause anything times zero equals zero.
If it would be time + money = women it would mean, if you have a lot of time, is doesn't mather how much money you've got. And nearly everyone can tell you, this is wrong, cause every freaking loser has plenty of time, but no bitches.
User avatar #31 to #12 - abunnywithaboner (03/10/2013) [-]
lmao this is quite wrong, i know people with NO time and plenty of money and still have women, as well as those with plenty o time and no money that still have women. the reason "every freakin loser loser has plenty of time, but no bitches" isnt becuase they need money, they need to find women.

out of all the people i know, i have more "loser" friends that have women than i do non-loser friends that dont have women no money is no excuse for now women, you just gotta try to get women, sitting infront of a computer screen all day funnyjunking and masturbating isnt going to get you a girl my friend
User avatar #29 - whereistherumgone (03/05/2013) [-]
should be woman=time+money
woman= 2money
woman/2= money

Cut a woman in two and you should get some sort of extra money. Or time. Apparently.
#25 - John Cena (03/05/2013) [-]
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#23 to #20 - davvi (03/05/2013) [-]
op is a faggot for deleting that comment
#17 - lordfluffs (03/05/2013) [-]
Although it's not a bad joke
Although it's not a bad joke
#14 - John Cena (03/05/2013) [-]
#8 - shadowvision ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
I saw this when I was half my age, and I am 25 now. It's still kinda funny though.
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