The best tip of my waiting career.. .. Not as honorable as this tip
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#1 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
I wonder if such a bill is really worth anything like that. I mean, will a bank or store take it like that?
User avatar #22 to #1 - nightroller (03/05/2013) [-]
Well you can see the serial numbers
User avatar #14 to #1 - stcronin (03/05/2013) [-]
It's illegal to deface it so it would be destroyed
User avatar #51 to #14 - xortrox (03/05/2013) [-]
brb breaking in to some random place just to deface all their money
#16 to #1 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
maybe not, but a waiter would haha
User avatar #6 to #1 - odytoboman (03/05/2013) [-]
Yes, it will, so long as there is one full serial number and part of the other along with at least 2/3rds of the bill.
User avatar #8 to #6 - sniperfumbles (03/05/2013) [-]
Half of the bill, not 2/3s.
#10 to #8 - kdeastab (03/05/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that it's 2/3 so that you can't tear all your bills in half and have double money.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sniperfumbles (03/05/2013) [-]
http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/consumerawareness/a/replacemoney.htm

"Not mutilated but damaged currency includes any bill that is CLEARLY more than one-half of the original bill, and does not require any special examination or investigation to determine its value. Examples of non-mutilated bills include those that are badly soiled, dirty, defaced, disintegrated, limp, torn or otherwise "worn out.""
#24 to #11 - golbot (03/05/2013) [-]
"more than one half", is not one half. its more. but im no mathmagician
#7 to #1 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
I work in a bank, we wouldnt take it, and if it got mixed in with a large deposit then when we did catch it we'd brick it with other "misfits" and shipped to the Federal Reserve to be destroyed. :(
#5 to #1 - shtinkyfinger (03/05/2013) [-]
just hand it to them with the other side facing up. nobody will ever know
#34 - iamtheblackgoat (03/05/2013) [-]
Not as honorable as this tip
#63 to #34 - faperturescience (03/05/2013) [-]
sweet mother of pearl
User avatar #2 - Her (03/04/2013) [-]
Frame that **** .
User avatar #32 - ihaveamassiveboner (03/05/2013) [-]
fun fact: thats considered destruction of US currency and is punishable (hefty fine and prison time).................i honestly dont care, i think it looks kick ass
User avatar #60 - Poor (03/05/2013) [-]
>Waiting.
>Career.

Looks like someone is an arts student.
User avatar #18 - brockster (03/05/2013) [-]
Oh, this is also the best tip of that guy on REDDIT. Just kidding I wouldn't know I don't go on reddit.
#43 to #18 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
#59 - siq (03/05/2013) [-]
#50 - stratatak (03/05/2013) [-]
Relevant
#45 - puredeliciousness (03/05/2013) [-]
I want to do that to one of my own dollar bills... But then I wouldn't wanna spend it and I would feel poorer than I do right now.... Stupid college....
#46 to #45 - gavenjones (03/05/2013) [-]
I know how you feel, my family just had to scrounge up $600 so I could pay off last term and sign up for classes. All that money in the palm of my hand, gone.
#61 to #46 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
it sucks more that I have to pay $1000 per semester in my university
sucks most when we barely have any money for other expenses
#67 - sandninja (03/05/2013) [-]
seems appropriate....
#21 - misteranthropic **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
Asians cosplaying Mario.
User avatar #41 to #21 - natanhiel (03/05/2013) [-]
>No moustache

0/10 would not **** .
#27 - commentorman (03/05/2013) [-]
Mario's fw
Mario's fw
User avatar #35 - critique (03/05/2013) [-]
I would pay top dollar for that bill.
User avatar #17 - MKZeke (03/05/2013) [-]
My favorite bill that I have is where someone etched a neckbeard in on George Washington.
#37 - Phailure (03/05/2013) [-]
This is directly from reddit. OP is a real dirty bundle of sticks.
#30 - falconxmard (03/05/2013) [-]
I would literally pay upfront in cash $25 for that. Not even kidding.
I would literally pay upfront in cash $25 for that. Not even kidding.
User avatar #25 - rdangerdash (03/05/2013) [-]
The United States of a-me Mario!
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