Free comedy tip slick, don't put the pun. . imagine ens day, we walk into school to find this: your crush leaning against your locker, staring at we. we think t
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Free comedy tip slick, don't put the pun

imagine ens day, we walk into school to find
this:
your crush leaning against your locker,
staring at we. we think there' s a
mistake and just stand there, waiting
for him to leave, he doesnt leave, you
feel bold and ask him what' s up. he
smiles super big, takes your hand, and
kisses it. you guys are already late to
class, so we decide to just cut. he
drives we to your favorite ice cream
place, on the way describing his
feelings for you. we guys get ice
cream, he puts a bit on your nose.
before wiping it off, he grabs a napkin
and tells you to close your eyes. then
he tells we to open your mouth, too.
you do SO. before we know what's
going on, he shaves the napkin in your
mouth, pulls out a random knife, and
stabs we
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Submitted: 03/04/2013
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User avatar #6 - astropuke (03/05/2013) [-]
Was expecting dick in mouth, not cloth then stabbing.
#4 - teranin ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - runescapewasgood (03/04/2013) [-]
Unexpected. Not bad... Funny enough even though I'm a guy..
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