Bathroom Poetry. Here I sit, with a broken heart Tried to , but could only fart But in the hall, I took a chance Tried to fart, but my pants. taut) ti's v. edl. "Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin' 'Bout to birth another Texan." I read that one in a stall in Colorado. Bathroom Poetry Here I sit with a broken heart Tried to but could only fart But in the hall took chance my pants taut) ti's v edl "Here cheeks a-flexin' 'Bout birth another Texan " read that one stall Colorado
Upload
Login or register
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (23)
[ 23 comments ]
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #12 - InglushMayjur
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(03/04/2013) [-]
"Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin'
'Bout to birth another Texan."

I read that one in a stall in Colorado.
#5 - felixjarl
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(03/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 - tonydalion
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(03/04/2013) [-]
Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to **** and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls
#9 - nsfwanon
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/04/2013) [-]
Here I sit upon the throne,
I couldn't wait 'till I got home.
Feels like I'm being ripped in two,
That's the end for me and Vindaloo.
#10 to #9 - nsfwanon
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(03/04/2013) [-]
Pusing hard but going nowhere,
A sudden gust blows through my arse-hair,
Followed by a chocolate rain,
That makes me double up in pain.
As I feel the rush of pebble-dash,
My bum is soaked in toilet splash.
Standing up and looking down,
my grimace turns into a frown.
Just as I finish this bathroom caper,
I realise there's no more toilet paper!
#11 to #10 - nsfwanon
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/04/2013) [-]
Toilet's broke and there's no flush,
Need to piss and I'm in a rush,

So I look to the mirror and with a wink,
I piss into the bathroom sink.
User avatar #3 - destineddeity
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(03/04/2013) [-]
He who writes on bathroom walls
Rolls his **** in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of ****.
User avatar #15 - roxashollowbastio
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(03/04/2013) [-]
here i sit same as ever,
took a dump pulled the lever,
the toilet clogged,
the water flowed,
look out world its a motherload
User avatar #20 - brothergrimm
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/05/2013) [-]
they paint these walls to hide my pen
but the **** house poet strikes again!!!!
#6 - gizmotechie
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 - doodogger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/05/2013) [-]
What I found written in a ******* stall in the school bathroom...

There once was a man who loved smut.
So his wife took it up the butt.
It sure didn't look pretty when his dick came out ******.
But at least he got a good ****.
User avatar #13 - peheata
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/04/2013) [-]
god damn cubicles are always full of ****!!
[ 23 comments ]
Leave a comment