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#25 to #8 - ichbinlecher (03/04/2013) [-]
ITT: actually funny religious jokes.
#7 - slashendrix (03/04/2013) [-]
>Be Moses
> find out raised by Egyptian King
>must return to my Jewish roots
>must free my people from slavery
>burningbush.gif
> given staff of power
>part red sea
>??????
> prophet
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#37 to #3 - eggoman (03/04/2013) [-]
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#11 - isiupick (03/04/2013) [-]
Prophet ...



... anyone ?
User avatar #12 to #11 - fideldevinci (03/04/2013) [-]
I bought 3 and my GPU isn't good enough to ******* play it...****
#27 to #12 - isiupick (03/04/2013) [-]
My PC wouldn't handle it so I bought it on console ...
User avatar #30 to #27 - owls (03/04/2013) [-]
I use 2 GTX 670's and with ultra mode, it runs on 50 fps.
User avatar #44 to #30 - tenmillionbears (03/04/2013) [-]
What AA and resolution are you using?
#19 to #12 - lollytool (03/04/2013) [-]
Which GPU do you use?
User avatar #20 to #19 - fideldevinci (03/04/2013) [-]
Nvidia GTS 250, its pretty old... The only problem is I'm running my power supply at it's max wattage right now, so if I bought a new GPU I would have to also buy a new power supply...

Do you guys have a suggestion for a good GPU?
#21 to #20 - lollytool (03/04/2013) [-]
Depends on the pricerange you're after.
User avatar #46 to #21 - fideldevinci (03/05/2013) [-]
no more than $450ish..

Right now my setup is an i7 - 3770S Sandy Bridge that I run at 3.10GHz and 16GB of DDR3. I run a SSD at 6 GB/s so literally the only thing holding my pc back is the damn GPU
#47 to #46 - lollytool (03/05/2013) [-]
Could get yourself an XFX 7950
User avatar #48 to #47 - fideldevinci (03/06/2013) [-]
looks good, thanks for the help! I'll look around for others, but that looks like the best choice right now
#49 to #48 - lollytool (03/06/2013) [-]
It's one of the better ones, generally the AMD HD 79 series are awesome, the GTX 670 is also pretty good.
User avatar #50 to #49 - fideldevinci (03/06/2013) [-]
I was looking at the GTX 680. Though they're a bit more expensive, I like the Nvidia chipsets more.
#51 to #50 - lollytool (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm a huge fan of the 7970's, considering running two way crossfire with two of those.
User avatar #52 to #51 - fideldevinci (03/07/2013) [-]
That would be so sweet, what are your specs?
#53 to #52 - lollytool (03/08/2013) [-]
I7 3770k 3.5 GHz, the factory overclocked version of the 7970, 32 gigs of ram, 6 terra, 850w PSU, Gigabyte Z77.
User avatar #54 to #53 - fideldevinci (03/08/2013) [-]
0.0 very nice.
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#33 - princecomet (03/04/2013) [-]
eeehehehehe.
#18 - felixjarl (03/04/2013) [-]
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#35 - hipsophobadon (03/04/2013) [-]
God, the king of one night stands.   
			*****		 a chick and convinces her she's still a virgin the next morning.
God, the king of one night stands.
***** a chick and convinces her she's still a virgin the next morning.
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#32 - tuckthisphit (03/04/2013) [-]
PROFIT=PROPHET HA HA SO FAHNY JOK   
but seriously
PROFIT=PROPHET HA HA SO FAHNY JOK
but seriously
User avatar #36 - cluffer (03/04/2013) [-]
[insert comment hating on religion here]
User avatar #39 to #36 - alexjonez (03/04/2013) [-]
>Be cool.
>Don't judge others if they believe or don't believe in religion.
>???
>PROPHET
User avatar #45 to #39 - cluffer (03/04/2013) [-]
I just commented this because the FJ bandwagon is "hate religion, hail science"
User avatar #1 - shiningfinger (03/03/2013) [-]
Inb4 inb4 *********
#2 - alejsergio (03/04/2013) [-]
I will win so many Christian arguments with this joke...I will destroy the Church now while they have no Pope...bwahahahaha
I will win so many Christian arguments with this joke...I will destroy the Church now while they have no Pope...bwahahahaha
#4 to #2 - finni (03/04/2013) [-]
Not Catholic
#16 - John Cena (03/04/2013) [-]
I still consider it rather genious of Mary to make up the whole god impregnating her to give birth to the messiah, just to get out of the fact her whoring ass cheated on Joseph
User avatar #31 to #16 - bloodyshart (03/04/2013) [-]
Well, she was in her teens and he was really old. Would you want to **** an old person?
#24 to #16 - ichbinlecher (03/04/2013) [-]
If you are going to troll can you at least do it with popular theories of the event, namely, that she was covering up her rape with Pantheras, a Roman centurion.
#28 to #24 - John Cena (03/04/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I was merely trying to shed light on how much easier it would be to convince someone of such claims in ancient times when human biology was hardly a thing even thought of.

I was not aware that there was such theories since I had never really dug into the subject, but I got to agree, sounds rather plausible.
User avatar #38 - vladhellsing (03/04/2013) [-]
Two prophets meet on the street, one of them says:

"Hi, you're George. What's my name?"
#23 - ichbinlecher (03/04/2013) [-]
I lol'd
I lol'd
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#6 - John Cena (03/04/2013) [-]
inb4 jesus rage flipping tables
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