I love you enough to teach you to kill.. Kittens man, they train murderers.. ever: enh eh: nrt: As Creepy as it may be for the Owner when teats name home with d cat Mouse Door outside pretty eyes
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I love you enough to teach you to kill.

I love you enough to teach you to kill.. Kittens man, they train murderers.. ever: enh eh: nrt: As Creepy as it may be for the Owner when teats name home with d

Kittens man, they train murderers.

ever:
enh eh:
nrt:
As Creepy as it may be for
the Owner when teats name
home with dead
animals/ insects, ytm nagant
get mad at them. In fact,
praise them, tell them thank
you. Because when a neat kills
an animal for you, it means
they hove yota, and are
maternally grateful for the life
ytou' fogiven them. his the
most han Mable thing you
possibly receive from
your kitty.
Cats are hard nare as fuak
like
I have you so much I killed thusfar pau"
It goes a bit he}: ond that. They' re not just sayin g they
have yota, theg." re tryin g tn teach you tn hunt. ‘Emu
never go nut and name back with a dead squirrel, so
they" re matching you, just like they would a kitten.
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#2 - John Cena (03/03/2013) [-]
3rd theory: It's not a gift, it's a warning.
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#77 to #2 - boogermen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
-8
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#107 to #2 - simfar (03/04/2013) [-]
laser beam, locked and ready to fire
User avatar #15 - jari (03/04/2013) [-]
R.I.P. Nemo
User avatar #32 to #15 - spikethedragon (03/04/2013) [-]
At first I didn't understand then 2 post later I got to the post you were references good **** man.
#26 to #15 - kornadth (03/04/2013) [-]
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #969507 at Friendly ** MFW i had to come back to thumb you up
#19 to #15 - tealkangaroo (03/04/2013) [-]
ohh
ohh
#16 to #15 - franger (03/04/2013) [-]
I actually laughed, this caught me by surprise.
I actually laughed, this caught me by surprise.
#70 - trollinggenius (03/04/2013) [-]
my cat is an indoor cat, so it cant really go out and kill animals for me, so it makes do with socks and travel kits from the bathroom. when he brings it he starts meowing loudly, its pretty adorable
#3 - dykarbremsen ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Thats why my cat gets so happy when i come home whit an dead moose!
#84 to #3 - John Cena (03/04/2013) [-]
>an dead moose
>an dead
>dead
#1 - lupislord (03/03/2013) [-]
Kilin 4 u
#82 - wolfdogone (03/04/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games until the novice learns to hunt the master
It's all fun and games until the novice learns to hunt the master
#4 - guywithastick (03/03/2013) [-]
Pretty much sums up a cat
#147 - deadmilk (03/04/2013) [-]
Well 			****		,I just made my cat sleep outside for bringing in the house this big ass  lizard with it's guts dripping out.   
   
My cats face when..
Well **** ,I just made my cat sleep outside for bringing in the house this big ass lizard with it's guts dripping out.

My cats face when..
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#91 - Happiness (03/04/2013) [-]
'You're next, *************
#14 - infinitereaper (03/04/2013) [-]
They love you enough to kill for you...   
   
Cats are yanderes.
They love you enough to kill for you...

Cats are yanderes.
#83 - therealredhood (03/04/2013) [-]
My cat must hate me.
My cat must hate me.
User avatar #42 - astropuke (03/04/2013) [-]
Prove yourself to your cat, go out with an air rifle and kill or disable a squirrel, then present it to the cat.
If I ever decide to get a carnivorous pet, I'm going to try and feed it nothing but live food. When I present my cat with 2 live mice every day he'll think I'm the ******* hunter prime.
#133 - hysteriaward (03/04/2013) [-]
well my cat isn't very bight, he brought half a bush in, trailing dirt and leaves all through the 			*******		 house, love him still
well my cat isn't very bight, he brought half a bush in, trailing dirt and leaves all through the ******* house, love him still
#101 - settantaventi (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #105 to #101 - famouspork (03/04/2013) [-]
best cat gif ever, ******* saved
#43 - gavenjones (03/04/2013) [-]
When I was a kid, my husky used to leave trails of kibble from the drive way back to his dog house to lure in birds. The rest of the time he would trip on his leash and fall face first into his own **** . But he never ate it. Dammit I miss you Sunny.
#12 - pheonixinstinct (03/04/2013) [-]
My dog like to catch ground hogs and bring them to me still alive with it squirming in his mouth then it it in front of me. if i try and walk away he follows me then continues to eat it. if i go inside he waits for me to return before finishing his meal.
#153 - bloodflowers (03/04/2013) [-]
Mine brought me this I'm not sure she is saying she loves me

please help she keeps staring at me licking it's lips
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#103 - peacetrooper (03/04/2013) [-]
>neighbor's kid has a big parrot
>my cat one day comes home with the parrot, dead in it's mouth, parrot must have escaped through a window or some ****
>freak out, bury the parrot and tell no one
>while burying it i could hear the kid calling out the parrot's name
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