Most romantic way to wake up girlfriend. . DH my god. I' m awake. E. I prefer this instead. romantic awake
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#52 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
I prefer this instead.
I prefer this instead.
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User avatar #15 to #12 - chuckstein (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh my god my sides. That is ******* amazing.
User avatar #17 to #12 - richardastley (03/04/2013) [-]
"Dimmy gib you kizzes fow yow moneh?" ****************** .
#65 to #12 - greenthegunstar (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh **** ...While I was laughing...
#66 to #65 - greenthegunstar (03/04/2013) [-]
I accidentally pissed myself.
#13 to #12 - boeingninja (03/04/2013) [-]
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My god that's great. First actual laugh of the day.
#25 - LittleEnforcer (03/04/2013) [-]
Damn it Otacon get a grip
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User avatar #62 - emilyann (03/04/2013) [-]
I'M UP. JESUS CHRIST
User avatar #63 to #62 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
You must be sort of retarded, huh?
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#64 to #63 - emergence **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #71 to #64 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
I see now. I don't know why did didn't get it before. I am quite an ass.
#9 - balotelli (03/03/2013) [-]
Is that Josh Franchesci?
User avatar #10 to #9 - unhappyspanners (03/03/2013) [-]
Yepppp
#26 - firstresponder (03/04/2013) [-]
mfw my name's Emily


mfw nobody cares
#39 to #26 - neverposting (03/04/2013) [-]
Don't have sex with that other guy!

do it with me instead.
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#42 to #41 - moocowsz ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73 to #42 - niggernazi (03/04/2013) [-]
yer gif is broken man
User avatar #68 to #26 - eminy (03/04/2013) [-]
my name is emily as well.
my username is just a modified version of it...


why are we such a common name...?
User avatar #77 to #68 - firstresponder (03/04/2013) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #46 to #26 - emilyrocksursox (03/04/2013) [-]
My name is Emily too. But my username is better :3
User avatar #44 to #26 - beestrogue (03/04/2013) [-]
Ay gurl want sum fuk?
User avatar #27 to #26 - thenameschuck (03/04/2013) [-]
I care.


so when we sexing
#58 to #27 - mampfer (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 to #27 - xgeneration (03/04/2013) [-]
3some?
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User avatar #72 to #27 - berkut (03/04/2013) [-]
She´s fat.
User avatar #76 to #72 - thenameschuck (03/04/2013) [-]
o god what have i done....i dont want sex with the lochness monster
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#54 - justadude (03/04/2013) [-]
my personal favorite
User avatar #14 - warlordstuart (03/04/2013) [-]
im sitting crosslegged reading this and laughed so hard i gave myself a charlie horse in my calf. xD good stuff
User avatar #28 to #14 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Charlie Horse?

I genuinely have no idea, be gentle.
User avatar #29 to #28 - izzygirl (03/04/2013) [-]
It's when your leg muscles can't relax. It's quite painful. I've only had one before, and it felt like my muscle was tearing away from my bone.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh dear. I have those every morning when I wake up. I've gotten used to them, more or less, but I still begrudge them.
User avatar #31 to #30 - izzygirl (03/04/2013) [-]
You poor soul. The one experience I had with a Charlie Horse was plenty for me.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Eh. I get to eat turnips afterward, so I'm good.

Also, I was under the impression that what I get is cramped up. I'm assuming a Charlie Horse is basically another name for a leg cramp?
User avatar #33 to #32 - izzygirl (03/04/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
According to Wikipedia, it is a North American term. Isn't the world an interesting place with its colloquialisms?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Hreidmar ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Very true. I like colloquialisms and language in general. It's fun to play around with.

Though it's very easy to get carried away, and then we get people like the worst kind of social activists, the type that will take perfectly normal words like 'equality' and 'rights' and strip them nude, remove all sense and dignity, and send them to whore the streets of language.
User avatar #35 to #34 - izzygirl (03/04/2013) [-]
I, too, enjoy colloquialisms and language in general. But it is, indeed, too easy to get carried away with it. Taking a word, and making it more colloquial can sometimes completely ruin the original meaning of said word.
User avatar #11 - bretzel (03/03/2013) [-]
I would marry him. .
User avatar #1 - akumamika **User deleted account** (03/03/2013) [-]
Laughed so hard I cried XD Thumbs everywhere!
#70 to #1 - mallet (03/04/2013) [-]
so are we thumbing this down because he was amused by something? I like being a buzzkilling fag just as much as the next funnyjunker...but damn guys...
User avatar #79 to #70 - akumamika **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
She*
User avatar #4 to #1 - geofalke ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
you too
#61 to #1 - thedungeonmaster (03/04/2013) [-]
OMG I CAN"T BREATHEEEEEE
#55 to #1 - atdiaztwoone (03/04/2013) [-]
I mean...I feel bad because I'm incredibly guilty in using XD too often...
User avatar #2 to #1 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
XDXDXDXDXD SO FUNNEH XDXDXDXDXDXD MA GAWD SO FUNN3 XD
#51 to #2 - Rascal (03/04/2013) [-]
I'm sorry... but do you have to be such a huge twat?

They put an XD in their ******* comment.. get over it. You don't have to be some typical douchebag who thinks making fun of someone for what they say or do is funny.
User avatar #75 to #51 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
UMAD?
User avatar #3 to #2 - geofalke ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Go back to 9gag you faggot
User avatar #6 to #3 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Bro, do you not realise I was mocking akumamika. King twat
User avatar #7 to #6 - geofalke ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
my bad, although it would have helped if you put a hint in there




like this
#8 to #7 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Thank you for apologising. I forgive you, Just...
#80 to #6 - akumamika **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
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#37 to #1 - Reeon (03/04/2013) [-]
I feel sad for the amount of red thumbs your getting
did you have to be so happy
#45 to #37 - jiltist ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Right? It's like,everyone and Day9 hate happy people.
User avatar #78 to #37 - akumamika **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
Most thumbs I've ever got how can I not be happy? Even if they are red :3
User avatar #69 - pensivepangolin ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Now if you care to take a look below, you'll see a lot of people named Emily.
#59 - rollcore ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #303295 at Pokemon **
#38 - Rascal (03/04/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4430292/Waking+up+EMILY/

This guy post this before but no credit was given.
#21 - runescapewasgood (03/04/2013) [-]
**runescapewasgood rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at No problem **
**runescapewasgood rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at No problem **
User avatar #24 to #21 - usernamecannotload (03/04/2013) [-]
someone tell me what game that is
#50 to #24 - Rascal (03/04/2013) [-]
Pokemon
User avatar #19 - mkchillin (03/04/2013) [-]
So funny how some iPhone owners are incapable of silencing/turning the alert noise off on their phones
#18 - bilsonfc (03/04/2013) [-]
JOSHUA ♥ seeing ymas in may
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#16 - mymiddleleg (03/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - geofalke ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
as for you op, ******* gold.
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