I present you... Alpha King. There can be only one Alpha King, and his name is Jimmy Cuntdestroyer XII . . . This content is not mine... Haha, this content. Jimmy madison joshlol likes Semen
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I present you... Alpha King

I present you... Alpha King. There can be only one Alpha King, and his name is Jimmy Cuntdestroyer XII . . . This content is not mine... Haha, this content.

There can be only one Alpha King, and his name is Jimmy Cuntdestroyer XII . . .
This content is not mine.

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Submitted: 03/03/2013
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#104 - kurd (03/04/2013) [-]
OP's face right before talking to the girl.   
   
   
   
"Ok let's do this"
OP's face right before talking to the girl.



"Ok let's do this"
#9 - mattdoggy (03/03/2013) [-]
Now he can go complain about how he is in the friendzone and how she is a stuck up whore
Now he can go complain about how he is in the friendzone and how she is a stuck up whore
#6 - drewbridge (03/03/2013) [-]
Reading this was like watching a puppy fall into a meat grinder.
User avatar #49 - xenoquack (03/03/2013) [-]
Haha, this content.
#351 to #49 - diegotan (03/04/2013) [-]
Haha.
Haha.
User avatar #50 to #49 - xenoquack (03/03/2013) [-]
Oops. Haha. That was my friend.
User avatar #347 to #50 - sissywoo (03/04/2013) [-]
wtf...u took 2 sec to respond are u sitting rght next to him
User avatar #348 to #347 - xenoquack (03/04/2013) [-]
oh
my bad haha :)
#329 to #50 - kaboomz ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#118 to #50 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
hello
#172 to #50 - Reeon (03/04/2013) [-]
you clever clever ****
User avatar #346 to #50 - joiik (03/04/2013) [-]
lol weefee this some fun **** you should check it out
#17 - davvi (03/03/2013) [-]
..and the usual beta dump
User avatar #160 to #17 - kratosalza (03/04/2013) [-]
Beta beyond words.
#59 to #58 - bagguhsleep (03/03/2013) [-]
And the obligatory MGIII
User avatar #144 to #61 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/04/2013) [-]
Sorry to comment in the middle of the pictures, but I can't leave unnoted the "I'm back" followed by a "god dammit".
#240 to #62 - psychopsychedelic (03/04/2013) [-]
Wow. I'm impressed.
Wow. I'm impressed.
#217 to #58 - John Cena (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh.. My.. God..
User avatar #344 to #57 - creosote (03/04/2013) [-]
I haven't felt so depressed since my dog died... Today... That's how bad this made me feel. I'm actually more upset by this than the death of my dog
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#19 to #18 - davvi (03/03/2013) [-]
the one above is the worst/best
User avatar #21 to #18 - zedacedia (03/03/2013) [-]
that's my favorite. i was gonna post it, but you beat me to it.
User avatar #24 to #21 - davvi (03/03/2013) [-]
it's my favourite too
#22 to #17 - zedacedia (03/03/2013) [-]
A gym story.
User avatar #33 to #22 - jarelk ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
I'd feel bad but that guy who helped him is obviously a very nice guy for not making jokes and being empathic towards him, so my faith in humanity went both down and up from this story.
#3 - oodlesandoodles (03/03/2013) [-]
That was...painful to read.    
   
I don't even have a proper response or reaction image for that kind of fail
That was...painful to read.

I don't even have a proper response or reaction image for that kind of fail
#1 - golbot (03/03/2013) [-]
summon the fail whale
User avatar #149 to #1 - messerauditore (03/04/2013) [-]
I ******* loved SuperNews back in the day.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2HAroA12w
#2 to #1 - greycircus (03/03/2013) [-]
Summon completed
#142 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
should have gave her the "old lickaroo"
#138 - mikeymikee (03/04/2013) [-]
I could feel my stomach twisting from the awkwardness

Damn Jimmy, get your **** together
#325 - greenthegunstar (03/04/2013) [-]
Hey, wait a minute...

This guy isn't alpha. This guy isn't alpha at all. If anything, this guy is emitting gamma radiation.
You lied to me, OP. Eat a dick.


User avatar #355 to #325 - sigmundisdabest (03/07/2013) [-]
Oh haha
#127 - fuperbooper ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
"lol haha""lol haha""LOL HAHA"
"lol haha""lol haha""LOL HAHA"
#46 - mattossie (03/03/2013) [-]
oh haha
That was my other friend
User avatar #74 to #46 - HordeyWordey (03/03/2013) [-]
pls respond
User avatar #79 - FizzleFazzle (03/03/2013) [-]
"Dang it, friend zoned again!! Why dont girls like the nice guy"
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User avatar #87 to #83 - coolcalx (03/03/2013) [-]
he's referencing the people who complain that "girls don't like nice guys"
User avatar #88 to #87 - divinecreator (03/03/2013) [-]
for some reason my brain cut out the quotation marks sorry for the bother
User avatar #89 to #88 - coolcalx (03/03/2013) [-]
'sall good
User avatar #195 - billysmall (03/04/2013) [-]
I can literally feel the beta waves flowing through my computer screen.
#130 - thedarkestrogue (03/04/2013) [-]
The spaghetti i strong with this one.
The spaghetti i strong with this one.
User avatar #103 - TheHutchie ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Every single word. Every single one was more transparent than a freshly Windexed patio glass door.

That was cringeworthy.
#4 - masri (03/03/2013) [-]
lol, haha
lol, haha
#145 - twotwelve (03/04/2013) [-]
HFW he finds her later that night
#72 - responsibletim (03/03/2013) [-]
Jesus H. Christ
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