Did this really happen?. .. Welcome to Earth Politics: where everything's made up and the points don't matter! us israel relationship


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User avatar #48 - demandsgayversion (03/04/2013) [-]
Welcome to Earth Politics: where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
User avatar #54 to #48 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Well said
#109 - brinkies (03/04/2013) [-]
reading through your comments makes me realize you REALLY hate jews, like maybe more than hitler did.
#152 to #109 - brinkies (03/04/2013) [-]
He is like batman, but instead of a mugger killing his parents it was a jew
#12 - kaslin (03/03/2013) [-]
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#32 - saturdayarrows (03/04/2013) [-]
Isreal's a pretty all around dirty country. They have one of the most developed economies in the world not to mention the most innovative (read Start-up Nation). They have the strongest internal defense force in the world, and they support both capitalism and democracy. They're basically a little US, why wouldn't we support them?
User avatar #97 to #32 - volxc (03/04/2013) [-]
like corrupt?
#137 to #32 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, exactly like the US. Especially in the way they have 100% socialized healthcare in which every man, woman and child is covered from the day they are born to the day they die by_ American tax payer money_. Wait, what?
User avatar #46 to #32 - volxc (03/04/2013) [-]
What do you mean by "dirty."
#181 to #46 - saturdayarrows (03/04/2013) [-]
nah, like good dirty
User avatar #216 to #181 - volxc (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh I got ya, ok well I agree with you
User avatar #57 - gibroner (03/04/2013) [-]
I hate the Israelis they ignore basically all laws for international conduct and then scream antisemitism when anyone calls them out on it
User avatar #60 to #57 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
I like you. You are honest.
User avatar #61 to #60 - gibroner (03/04/2013) [-]
why thank you sir I rather like you as well
#176 - muffinssnuffims (03/04/2013) [-]
I don't know if ALL of this is completely accurate, but I know some is.

Seriously though, Israel aside, there are tons of countries whom we give "foreign aid."

We really need to just outright stop foreign aid. It's just poor people in rich countries being forced to give their money to rich people in poor countries.

Oh and also to fund and weaponize terrorists.
#178 to #176 - bazda (03/04/2013) [-]
I agree completely. Why are we still handing out billions of dollars to other countries when our own economy is completely down the ******* ? $1.3 Billion per year to the Muslim Brotherhood controlled terrorist state of Egypt? Are you kidding me?
#179 to #178 - muffinssnuffims (03/04/2013) [-]
Really even if our economy wasn't in the ******* ... that's kinda icing on the cake for me...

Then again, my political priorities are with the philosophical/moral reasons first, utilitarian reasons following.
#180 to #179 - bazda (03/04/2013) [-]
Again we find ourselves in agreement. I don't support most foreign aid in any setting, but as soon as we started feeling budget problems they should have been the first to go.
#165 - rmoran (03/04/2013) [-]
This whole post / every comment.
#1 - icheatjews (03/03/2013) [-]
To answer the OP's question:

#3 to #1 - stgfilitov (03/03/2013) [-]
this guy could stop it.
#26 to #3 - jdubbb (03/03/2013) [-]
I'd say he has THE FINAL SOLUTION to this problem
User avatar #70 to #3 - taintedangel (03/04/2013) [-]
Too bad he's the guy who killed the guy who could have stopped it.
User avatar #6 to #3 - davidavidson (03/03/2013) [-]
Only he could
#8 to #6 - winglit ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
But when the world needed him most, he vanished
#9 to #8 - davidavidson (03/03/2013) [-]
goodnight sweet prince
#71 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
Everyone watch the documentary The Gatekeepers. It's interviews with the last 6 living retired heads of the Israeli Intelligence Agency and all the ****** up **** they did. They basically say Israel has become cruel like Nazi Germany in WWII and that the only way to end Israel's problems is to end the occupation.
#102 - imadabest (03/04/2013) [-]
Brought to you by
User avatar #72 - localbees (03/04/2013) [-]
I honestly feel like Israel as a country was a bad idea.
User avatar #76 to #72 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
A little late for that now, isn't it?
User avatar #77 to #76 - localbees (03/04/2013) [-]
It sure is. But seeing as how I had no influence in it's creation... The obvious answer is for me to complain about it on the internet.
User avatar #79 to #77 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Same here red leader
User avatar #104 to #79 - gergen (03/04/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that's Porkins. Just sayian.
User avatar #135 to #104 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you are new here.

It's a 4chan meme bruv.
#184 to #135 - gergen (03/04/2013) [-]
Please, I am unaware. What is this 4chan you speak of?
Please, I am unaware. What is this 4chan you speak of?
#185 to #184 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
You are about to get detected
#240 to #185 - localbees (03/05/2013) [-]
Red October, standing by.
#163 to #76 - neverposting (03/04/2013) [-]
It doesn't have to be too late...
#114 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
"Hahahahahahahaha. You are such a Jew. You will never admit all of the war crimes Israel has committed in the past ten years. ******* Jews like make me sick."

OP needs more love in his heart
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User avatar #39 to #38 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #80 to #39 - teamrocketninja (03/04/2013) [-]
What was it?
User avatar #81 to #80 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Calling me an anti-seminite
#106 to #81 - brinkies (03/04/2013) [-]
So deleting the comment proved?
You are way too sensitive for criticism.
I think he is right, half of your posts are slightly racist/anti-semantic
User avatar #145 to #106 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Sure am
User avatar #92 - beastpwnrlol (03/04/2013) [-]
both of my parents are Israeli so that makes me Israeli...

i've been on here for almost a year now i think, and i never knew you guys hated Israelis
User avatar #133 to #92 - finni (03/04/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk is actually pretty split when it comes to Israel. Sometimes it's really in favour for Israel, sometimes it's so unfavourable that they call for it's annihilation. It depends on the time you are on
#134 to #92 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
Exposing the **** Israel has done ≠ Hating Israelis
#101 to #92 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
jew seriously didnt know?
jew seriously didnt know?
User avatar #156 to #101 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 to #92 - andriod (03/04/2013) [-]
The Internet, funnyjunk included, hates everyone.

Except the Swedish. Dont know why.
User avatar #94 to #93 - beastpwnrlol (03/04/2013) [-]
well what about... oh wait no... how about?... oh wait no them too...

holy **** i just thought about it and you are 100% correct
User avatar #95 to #94 - andriod (03/04/2013) [-]
Let the truth set you free comrade
User avatar #115 to #95 - brothergrimm (03/04/2013) [-]
the truth may set you free, but first it's gonna piss you off
#110 to #93 - blewws (03/04/2013) [-]
**** the Swedish, dude! They're a bunch of Aryan, clog-wearing, ****** furniture building, bikini models! The worst kind of person!
User avatar #169 to #110 - JoshBauer (03/04/2013) [-]
**** YOU ************ DON'T TALK **** ABOUT THE SWEDES
User avatar #173 to #169 - icecreamonnips (03/04/2013) [-]
oh god, the irony
User avatar #174 to #173 - JoshBauer (03/04/2013) [-]
is it cause of the flag?
User avatar #175 to #174 - icecreamonnips (03/04/2013) [-]
little bit
User avatar #238 to #110 - andriod (03/05/2013) [-]
This is precisely the reason why we can't have nice things
#171 to #93 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
Thats not true I hate them just as much as you do
#149 - mjomega (03/04/2013) [-]
am i the only none?
#155 to #149 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
OP here. I really don't give a **** either. Nothing is going to ever change it.

It just gives me a reason to bitch and moan about it on the internet.
#158 to #155 - mjomega (03/04/2013) [-]
at least someones honest. thank you sir/madam
at least someones honest. thank you sir/madam
User avatar #160 to #158 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - KayRed (03/03/2013) [-]
**** yeah, I'm not the only one. It annoys the **** out of me that a culture who was nearly brought to extinction by a nationalist regime that thrives on cultural prejudices would then create a country that is nationalistic and hates a certain culture.
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User avatar #50 to #14 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
sorry dude but no.
we don't hate anyone, and we do wish to make peace. do you think that we want 20% of our population to be arab who are taught from childhood to hate Jews? we welcome and praise every arab in our country who goes against this, and even those who do think that are sitting in the Knesset because they were chosen in the democratic process( of course then they are much less prone to say their views out loud, but they are clear from their actions).
we don't any ******* territory we want peace, and we made it very clear in the peace agreement with Egypt.
I don't know where you live, but in case you hadn't notice the entire middle east is filled with countries that act like a nest for terrorists, we have to fight that **** off every day. so sorry we are not stupid enough to give a country to people who in the second they got one in 1948 turned it to a military base( oh and then did it again with the huge area we gave them in 2005 to show our good will.
User avatar #52 to #50 - KayRed (03/04/2013) [-]
Ladies and gentleman, exhibit A.
User avatar #55 to #52 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
did you read what I wrote?
oh well, I'm not going to try and change your mind, just keep believing in what you want.
#69 to #55 - taintedangel (03/04/2013) [-]
You basically said you just don't want any one in your country that hates on Jewish people.

I've yet to see Israel act peaceful, but instead scream that anyone who disagrees with one of their policies and call them 'anti-semetic'. it also doesn't help when Israel's biggest exports are ******* assassins and mercenaries.
User avatar #78 to #69 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
"I've yet to see Israel act peaceful"
then you are blind.
"but instead scream that anyone who disagrees with one of their policies and call them 'anti-semetic' "
no. we obly say this about people who use anti-semetic terms, which are loved by the arabs.
"it also doesn't help when Israel's biggest exports are ******* assassins and mercenaries"
yeah... no. this is a blunt lie. the only thing Israel exports to the world are disproportional amount of technological advancements.
User avatar #56 to #55 - KayRed (03/04/2013) [-]
I did read what you wrote, and what you are doing is dehumanizing a culture, kinda like some people did in Germany in the 1930's. Remember, according to a German in the 1930's, the jew was the reason for all of their problems, they were taking over their country, ruining their economy.

History does indeed repeat itself, and it has a sense of humor apparently. I'd laugh if it didn't mean we'll probably be at war in the next couple of years.
User avatar #58 to #56 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
I did not.
I did not state the cause to what made those countries prone to nest more terrorist groups, and I certainly did not suggest that this was their culture. even if I did criticizing a culture is not wrong.
if you are referring to my comment about the arab population hatred toward Jews, I don't consider educating a generation to hate a group a part of culture, I consider it brain washing.
also if you would learn what are mizrahi Jews, you will see why you are wrong assuming I'm suggesting that their culture is the cause for their terrorist infection, since I do not see many mizrahi Jews terrorists even though they share key elements from arab culture.
User avatar #59 to #58 - KayRed (03/04/2013) [-]
Again, blaming muslims. Hitler would love to see this ******** .
User avatar #63 to #59 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
I didn't blame their religion.
most Muslims are not terrorists (even though a huge part of them are comparing to religious Jews and Christians but let's leave it at that).
however, today their religion did become a key part of maintaining those groups( what can be done with any kind of ideology, something that your dear Hitler showed us himself).
I don't think blaming anything in particular would be right. it's a combination of all those things with the wars between arabs themselves acting as a key element.
User avatar #64 to #63 - KayRed (03/04/2013) [-]
Since we're not blaming any one thing, then how about things Israel has done to make this issue worse?
User avatar #66 to #64 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
like existing.
sorry but when Israel came along those religious terrorist groups were already there, giving them another target didn't do much( in time they made it one of their primary targets, which is good for you since now arab countries focus more on sucking to Europe to destroy Israel using political terror).
you can look at any kind of graph you want, you would see that Israel is like a mini Europe in the middle east. if Israel wasn't there it would be pretty much the same, maybe even worse for the U.S. and Europe. we take the blows for you guys from those assholes, and we are okay with it because there isn't really much of a choice for us there (just don't ******* be hypocrite and blame us when these nut jobs are coming at us again).
User avatar #67 to #66 - KayRed (03/04/2013) [-]
Actually, Iran is very western, so is Egypt, they suffer have ****** leaders unfortunately (not unlike Israel), so you cannot generalize; besides, Islam has made huge contributions to western culture (the ************ moors).
To not admit any fault shows that you are overly proud of Israel, nationalistic in fact, again, a nazi trait.
User avatar #74 to #67 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
first of all being patriotic is not a 'Nazi trait'. hitler was also atheist, does it make atheism a 'Nazi trait'?
and I'm sorry but western also means democratic and pro human rights, which Iran and Egypt both fail (Iran since the 70's and now Egypt after the arab 'spring' is trying to make islam the basis to their constitution).
and Israel doesn't have ****** leaders. if we would have ****** leaders we would cease to exist in such a hostile area in a matter of a a little more than a decade.
and sorry but I never heard about the moors, but as I said religion became something that those terrorist groups based their beliefs on, something you can do with any kind of ideology. (metaphorically put, my belief is that there are always people who will find the darkest spots in the brightest lights, and ones who will find the brightest spots in the darkest nights)
User avatar #194 to #74 - KayRed (03/04/2013) [-]
Dumbass, if it wasn't for the west, Israel would have gotten themselves destroyed a long time ago. Honestly, the west should let your nose get bloodied...

And yes, the people of Iran are the most westernized, like I said, they suffer from a ****** leader, but they are great, kind, accepting people.
User avatar #198 to #194 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
we can't rely only on the west :| if we did we would have been destroyed long ago.
and I don't care how you put it, westren also means democratic and pro human rights. Iran claims to be democratic but fails at both.
User avatar #200 to #198 - KayRed (03/04/2013) [-]
Again, dumbass, you exist because of the west, you've been mooching off of the west for decades now, and you will eventually drag the west into a war it shouldn't be fighting.
User avatar #201 to #200 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
First of all stop calling me names, it doens't make you less wrong.
Secondly we exist because we faught for our right to have a country, and not because of the west. The reason we are supported by the west is because we have the same democratic values they do. It's really nice to get help on all sorts of things, but in the end that help amounts to nothing if we do not take our destiny to our own hands. Also if you are talking about the coming war with iran, you are wrong to assume it only affects us. Iran with nuclear power will distablize the area which in today's world will affect you as well. It's true though that it matters to us most since this country leaders keep saying they will erase Israel, and that is something the Jews learned the hard way not to take lightly.
#125 to #74 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
-claiming Iran isn't Democratic
User avatar #197 to #125 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
because a supreme leader is a very democratic trait.
#130 to #63 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
I'd like to see you back that "fact" up with any statistic. You're claiming muslims have the largest percentage of terrorists than any other religion with absolutely no basis for it. I'd be willing to bet the percentage of Christian aggressors as well as Jewish aggressors towards middle easterners is much larger than the latter.
User avatar #196 to #130 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
go to this site and read. enjoy.
any way no matter how you look at it those terrorist groups took islam and twisted it to their will, influencing many more.
#123 to #55 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
Netanyahu supports the Palestinian genocide and refuses UN talks for going back to the 1967 borders or even having peace talks of ANY kind with Palestinian leaders. Don't tell me that Israel is a peace loving land when your prime minister is pulling that kind of **** . If you support that piece of **** , I hate you. I don't care what your race or religion is. You support the right wing government of Israel, you support genocide.
User avatar #195 to #123 - dmagen (03/04/2013) [-]
******** .
the Palestinians are refusing to even accept Israel existence, if they can't, there can be no negotiations.
also the prime minister before Netanyahu, Olmert, gave the palestinians the best offer they can get which amounts to 98% of 'their' claimed territory but they refused.
also the ones who start each war are arab nations, not Israel, we want peace they want us gone. if somebody supports genocide it's the arabs who dream on the day the Jews will be pushed to the sea, as they showed us many times.
User avatar #82 to #14 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Spread the message. **** Zionist Kikery
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#13 to #4 - evigvinter (03/03/2013) [-]
where is this from?
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#17 to #15 - evigvinter (03/03/2013) [-]
the jewish girl architect scene right?
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#16 to #15 - evigvinter (03/03/2013) [-]
i've actually seen the movie but don't remember this scene. it was too long ago
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User avatar #140 to #18 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Typical jewish productions.
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User avatar #203 to #192 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Lol, you got owned up there. Sorry about that.
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User avatar #205 to #204 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
I would say owned
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User avatar #207 to #206 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
You can't
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#209 to #208 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
You honestly have to be gay with all of this schindlers list guy you keep posting. You bronies have the most odd obsessions.
You honestly have to be gay with all of this schindlers list guy you keep posting. You bronies have the most odd obsessions.
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User avatar #211 to #210 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
I guess
User avatar #7 to #4 - icheatjews (03/03/2013) [-]
Stay sleepy sheep.
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#5 to #4 - davidavidson (03/03/2013) [-]
Whoa there Shlomo
#105 to #5 - UnforgivenSins (03/04/2013) [-]
This picture had me in tears.
User avatar #23 to #5 - sidathon (03/03/2013) [-]
I can' breathe
User avatar #49 to #23 - oharo (03/04/2013) [-]
Well, sucks for you.
I bet that fellow up there can breathe just fine.
Maybe you should be Jewish.
User avatar #33 to #23 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
How come
User avatar #128 - benblei (03/04/2013) [-]
Come on guys. FJ is for laughs, not a platform for such obnoxious Antisemitism. Can't we all just get along?
#138 to #128 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Sorry jewboy. Needed to be said.
#154 to #138 - brinkies (03/04/2013) [-]
Honestly you are possibly the most anti-semantic person i have ever seen.
User avatar #159 to #154 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry. I just don't like a Race that accounts for less than 2% of our nations population yet owns over 65% of western media (more of percentage when it comes to hollywood).. There is something up when they are able to pull 85% of our foriegn aid but own goldman saches and the Federal reserve huh?

Or maybe it's just me. Probably just me.
User avatar #213 to #159 - kagji (03/04/2013) [-]
yes, and 3 companies control 98% of the worlds food supply and yet no one seems to give half a **** about that. by the way, they're mostly Germans too.
User avatar #214 to #213 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
germanic jews
User avatar #215 to #214 - kagji (03/04/2013) [-]
yeah, so jews can eat pork, or associate with its production, so that actually excludes jews from all 3 companies. you are really stupid...
User avatar #220 to #215 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Stay asleep cunt
User avatar #221 to #220 - kagji (03/04/2013) [-]
now see, this is proof of how much of an ignorant, bigoted useless bitch you really are. the second you cant even justify you unfounded racism to yourself, you resort to pure threats and insults. by the way, it is physically impossible for you to be purely non-jewish. if you go back 5 generations, you are related to everyone--twice. that includes every jew that has ever existed. this is why racism doesn't make any sense to me. kill yourself or shut the **** up.
User avatar #222 to #221 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Stay sleepy m8
#223 to #222 - kagji (03/04/2013) [-]
**** it i'm out we will let the thumbs decide
User avatar #141 to #138 - benblei (03/04/2013) [-]
Lol you're doing a great job of entertaining me! Got any other good "insults"? Throw em at me!
User avatar #143 to #141 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
Nope, that's about it. I could go on about how the Cubs will win it next year.. Because they will always win it next year ;)
User avatar #148 to #143 - benblei (03/04/2013) [-]
You must be a really pissed off guy. Sorry to hear that.
User avatar #153 to #148 - davidavidson (03/04/2013) [-]
I was trying to be funny. I have friends that live up in Zion. You seem like a pretty level headed preson tho. And you probably don't want to be my friend because I have alot of highly rated posts similar to the one we are posting in right now.

Have a pleasant rest of your night fine sir!
User avatar #157 to #153 - benblei (03/04/2013) [-]
Couldn't you just have posted some genuinely funny content instead of bashing people on the internet? Hell, post a picture of your cat for all I care, but there's no need for this kind of post.
#164 to #157 - brinkies (03/04/2013) [-]
Everything he post is either political or just plain ******* stupid, never expect funny from him.
User avatar #168 to #164 - benblei (03/04/2013) [-]
It's a shame.
#139 to #128 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
We don't hate Jews in particular, it's just that it's hypocritical how one oppressive Middle Eastern theocracy gets support and friendship while the others get bombs and sanctions.
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