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OP is my hero

 
OP is my hero. Feel avenged, brothers.. File: "_ . PEEL 500x484, feelsgoodman. jpgy Anonymous (ID: 03/ : 55: 54 No. 462447852 e me, 24 ante and fight, break up

Feel avenged, brothers.

File: "_ . PEEL 500x484, feelsgoodman. jpgy
Anonymous (ID: 03/ : 55: 54 No. 462447852
e me, 24
ante and fight, break up
iknew a new girl
every interesting. beautiful, engineer
Hall in we
agirl say I' m perfect. become intimate friends
sshe knows I like her, but dent want anything with me
Hells me about every guy she *****
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eerie day she gets drunk and we **** . she says its a one night thing
volie lie to all furfriends we never even kissed
he‘ s like a brother's me"
2 months later me and ex . make things work
arm happy new
anew girlishly
bask me out, wants to go to a motel
iwant me to be her boyfriend
why. anon?"
Hi we yep. youre like a sistered me"
Reeaal , . Today I friendzoner.
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User avatar #7 - Mahazama (03/03/2013) [-]
1.Interesting

2. Beautiful

3. Engineer

Pick one.
#10 to #7 - tyraxio (03/03/2013) [-]
Duuh, interesting.
User avatar #17 to #10 - baaltomekk (03/03/2013) [-]
Duuh, Engineer
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User avatar #117 to #7 - bjartur (03/03/2013) [-]
Interestingly beautiful
User avatar #269 to #7 - hilariousrubbish (03/04/2013) [-]
Pick one
#321 to #7 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
interesting engineer would be possible, I'd say pick two
User avatar #98 to #7 - slowyourtroll (03/03/2013) [-]
1) sane

2) sexy

3) single

pick two.
User avatar #154 to #98 - killerliquid ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
2

now what?
#100 to #7 - pwoneill (03/03/2013) [-]
**** your logic!

User avatar #124 to #100 - evilpapagali (03/03/2013) [-]
4. Real
User avatar #234 to #100 - feffog ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
nice waifu, how old is she
64 kb?
User avatar #265 to #234 - pwoneill (03/04/2013) [-]
...Winry from full metal alchemist....not my waifu....Just a joke.... do you even?
User avatar #310 to #265 - feffog ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
exactly. doesnt exist.
#101 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (03/03/2013) [-]
>drink the rest of my nesquick and head home
User avatar #170 to #101 - llpanic (03/04/2013) [-]
please someone post the greentext hes quoting
#193 to #170 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]
here you go, sir
#16 - thessalonaki (03/03/2013) [-]
And so on this day, in the early time and the bloom of spring, the hero cast down Cuntuin, the Vagina that Devours the World, back into the hell from whence she came. His people avenged, the Hero raised his sword high into the air and let his last war cry echo into the skies. Then, the hero founded a village, the first of our people's.   
   
   
   
And so the Saga of the Dovahbro is told, by singers and minstrels, bards and sages, wise men and wizards. This is the story of our people. For we are his descendants.   
   
Now go forth, my brothers, and bring honor to your ancestors! Glory to the Dovahbro!
And so on this day, in the early time and the bloom of spring, the hero cast down Cuntuin, the Vagina that Devours the World, back into the hell from whence she came. His people avenged, the Hero raised his sword high into the air and let his last war cry echo into the skies. Then, the hero founded a village, the first of our people's.



And so the Saga of the Dovahbro is told, by singers and minstrels, bards and sages, wise men and wizards. This is the story of our people. For we are his descendants.

Now go forth, my brothers, and bring honor to your ancestors! Glory to the Dovahbro!
User avatar #238 to #16 - rabaneristo (03/04/2013) [-]
That... that was beautiful.
User avatar #22 to #16 - useroftheLOLZ (03/03/2013) [-]
Bro, let me level with you, you deserve way more thumbs than what you are getting.
#127 to #16 - ghustla (03/03/2013) [-]
The Piano Guys - Desert Symphony was playing when I read this
The Piano Guys - Desert Symphony was playing when I read this
User avatar #149 to #16 - lamarisagoodname (03/03/2013) [-]
r'amen
#18 to #16 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
I **** my pants
#35 to #16 - Sabor (03/03/2013) [-]
You absolute hero...
You absolute hero...
#37 to #35 - thessalonaki (03/03/2013) [-]
all of this praise   
   
i feel like commander shepard
all of this praise

i feel like commander shepard
#38 to #37 - Sabor (03/03/2013) [-]
And this is my favourite comment on the internet.
User avatar #228 to #16 - cowboyking (03/04/2013) [-]
This is why guys get friend zoned.
#229 to #228 - cowboyking (03/04/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I loved this.
User avatar #41 to #16 - Animefreake (03/03/2013) [-]
Our hero, our hero, claims a bro's loyal heart.

I tell you, I tell you, Dovahbro comes.

With the friendzoning power of the Ancient cunt's art.

Believe, believe, Dovahbro comes.

It's an end to the evil of all men's foes.

Beware, beware, Dovahbro comes.

For the bitches has left and the ''legend'' yet grows.

You'll know, you'll know, the Dovahbro's come.
User avatar #121 to #41 - thessalonaki (03/03/2013) [-]
Dovahbro, Dovahbro, by his brohood is sworn!
To keep the Cunt forever at bay!
And the fiercest ho's rout when they hear triumph's shout,
Dovahbro, for your blessing we pray!

Hearken now, junkies of Funny, to an age, long ago,
And the tale, boldly told, of the one!
Who was kin to both Bitch, and the races of men,
With a power to rival the Fonz!
And the voice, he did wield, on that glorious field,
When great Funnyjunk shuddered with zone!
Mighty cock, like a blade, cut through enemies all,
As the Dovahbro issued his roar!
And the scrolls have foretold, of black tits in the cold,
Cuntuin, bane of bros, ancient clit unfolded,
with hunger to swallow the world!
But a day shall arise, when the dark Thundercunt's lies,
Will be silenced forever and then!
Fair FunnyJunk will be free from Cuntuin's maw,
Dovahbro, savior of BROS!
User avatar #126 to #121 - Animefreake (03/03/2013) [-]
We should have acted.
They're already here.
The bro code told of their return.
Their defeat was merely a delay
Til the time after puberty hit,
When the sons of the internet would bitch about everything.
But no-one wanted to believe.
Believe they even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns:
It dawns in sad feels.

But,
There's one they fear.
In their tongue, he's Dovahbro:
ALPHA MALE!
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#15 - mattdoggy (03/03/2013) [-]
Bravo you magnificent and beautiful bastard
Bravo you magnificent and beautiful bastard
User avatar #224 to #179 - rabaneristo (03/04/2013) [-]
Best. Comment. Ever.
#69 - chaossniper (03/03/2013) [-]
i can sleep at peace
#6 - platapus (03/03/2013) [-]
Champion among men!
Champion among men!
User avatar #148 to #141 - theohnelly (03/03/2013) [-]
That is the best comment ever in the history of everness
User avatar #319 to #148 - doyouevenupload (03/04/2013) [-]
that is the best response ever in the history of responses
User avatar #181 to #148 - xxbutthurtxx (03/04/2013) [-]
That is the best comment ever in the history of everness
#160 to #141 - doyouevenupload (03/03/2013) [-]
so actually i found this one like a minute ago and it describes the scene pretty much.
User avatar #191 to #160 - IceViper (03/04/2013) [-]
-be 16
-at gamestop
-only me and a girl in her 20s (cashier) in the store
-i walk up to the counter and she is leaned over
-i have full, easy view of her cleavage to the max
-trying to talk to her while pretending to not notice that her tits were OUT was probably the hardest thing i have ever had to act through in my life
#118 - willindor (03/03/2013) [-]
This man should be knighted for this.
This man should be knighted for this.
#221 to #118 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
Hey! I want to play a game! It's called 'Name a Metal Gear character that has both eyes'... Yeah, I can't do it either!
#251 - zeruaargi (03/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#264 to #254 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
THis made me lol so hard that the milk came out of my nose.
#59 - Reeon (03/03/2013) [-]
You have ascended into a new form of legend.    
You are now a cunt destroyer.    
   
GO FOURTH AND ENJOY YOUR NEW FOUND POWERS
You have ascended into a new form of legend.
You are now a cunt destroyer.

GO FOURTH AND ENJOY YOUR NEW FOUND POWERS
User avatar #81 to #59 - Dwarf (03/03/2013) [-]
GO FIFTH AND ENJOY YOUR NEW FOUND POWERS*
#5 - tarnis (03/03/2013) [-]
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#23 to #5 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
who is that guy?
#33 to #23 - renzard (03/03/2013) [-]
That is Dean Winchester, a badass among badasses.
That is Dean Winchester, a badass among badasses.
User avatar #24 to #23 - tarnis (03/03/2013) [-]
A god amongst men.
User avatar #34 to #24 - alphawolffifteen (03/03/2013) [-]
Dean ****** Winchester from Supernatural.
#309 - cazabrow (03/04/2013) [-]
Immediately notice "Feels bad man" frog, lead on the believe this'll be a shutdown story, sounds like it mid-through, epic conclusion happens, look back at frog, notice he's actually smiling, MFW when author played a mind-trick on me, the saucy bastard.
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#111 - youxbarstard (03/03/2013) [-]
******* thumb limit.
#21 - sphinxe (03/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 - isradam ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
<This is you
<This is you
#225 - wifflewaffle (03/04/2013) [-]
Op moments after rejecting her
Op moments after rejecting her
#257 - rawrasaurus (03/04/2013) [-]
Like a sister?
Like a sister?
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