Holmium .'. Pree the tags. A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The anno dont drop that DUNdada
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Holmium .'

A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one
annoying kid and my friend were having a weird
argument about who was better. The annoying
kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to
which I responded, "Whatever. Your girlfriend
has 67 protons." In response, the entire class,
including the teacher, turned their heads to look
at the periodic table on the wall. The element
with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical
symbol "Ho." My teacher was the first to laugh.
C LI C LI WES:
thisa_ :
srsly.
****
Need this on my meg.
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#11 - ohthreeeleven
Reply +166
(03/03/2013) [-]
Why does everyone on tumblr act so completely blown away by anything slightly ironic?

Im done! You win the internet!
Stfu tumblr
#28 to #11 - sammyjankiis
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Everyone on Tumblr? I think thats a tad bit of an over exaggeration. Y
#42 to #28 - Lilstow
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(03/03/2013) [-]
i found the tumblrfag.
#118 to #42 - sammyjankiis
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Takes one to know one/
#16 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(03/03/2013) [-]
In this case, "ionic".
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
#18 to #16 - RAWRomnomnom
Reply +39
(03/03/2013) [-]
Omg, ****, I need this in my favorites. I'm so done with this site. You win the Internet. I can't. What is air. Omg.
#126 to #18 - takenoprisoners
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(03/04/2013) [-]
what is air
what is air
#81 to #18 - sprok **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(03/03/2013) [-]
Two kinds of people...
#78 to #16 - JoshBauer
Reply +4
(03/03/2013) [-]
im done
my sides
i cant breathe
brb dying
...wut
all my what
somebody give this man a medal
#122 to #16 - orgasm
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#90 to #16 - lamarisagoodname
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(03/03/2013) [-]
crying
crying
#128 to #90 - itrollallday
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(03/04/2013) [-]
dat gif
#129 to #16 - anon
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* done with this webiste
#102 to #16 - twi ONLINE
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(03/03/2013) [-]
This image has expired
XD
#100 to #16 - anon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Well actually, in the case of OP, he was talking about an element, which has an equal amount of protons and electrons, balancing out the charge, making it an element. An ion is when the element loses or gains electrons, creating a positive or negative charge, thus making it ionic, so not in this case.
#53 to #16 - anon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
OH MY ******* GOD I AM DYING. I NEED THIS FOR MY BLOG
#44 to #16 - willdoanything
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#120 to #16 - onewordcomment
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(03/04/2013) [-]
and FJ makes an even bigger deal out of ironic things
#117 to #16 - unova
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* done
#124 to #16 - coolioplasm
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(03/04/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* done with this webiste
#38 to #11 - yumpod
Reply 0
(03/03/2013) [-]
nice pro pic
#95 to #11 - jinkazama
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(03/03/2013) [-]
It's not ironic it's coincidental you ********
#101 to #95 - anon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, it's not ironic or coincidental. There was no coincidence. One guy gave a deliberate response calling the other guy's girlfriend a ho.
#13 to #11 - zmbz **User deleted account**
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#14 to #13 - ohthreeeleven
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(03/03/2013) [-]
ironic, funny, weird, sad, anything. I just decided to throw irony in there.
#12 to #11 - niggazoid
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(03/03/2013) [-]
OMG I'm crying, I cant breathe, I'm so done.
#23 - DisgruntledTomato
Reply +16
(03/03/2013) [-]
How to become a tumblecunt
1) Think of a scenario that only you find amusing
2) Write a nonsensical story about it, in which you come across both witty and intelligent
3) Wait for the brainless drones to reblog and add inane comments "lYke OmG so Done , neED ThIS On MY bloG srS."
4) ????
5) Profit!
#45 to #23 - electrosaur
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(03/03/2013) [-]
i just post oc porn
#113 to #23 - anon
Reply 0
(03/04/2013) [-]
1)take random picture
2)create some extraordinary fake story about it
3)post it
4)tumblr
#24 to #23 - garaichu
Reply +153
(03/03/2013) [-]
How to become a FunnyJunker;
1: Bitch at everything.
2: Bitch some more.
3: ????
4: Profit.
#67 to #24 - lasmamoe
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Exactly. Tumblr seems strangely appealing these days, when all of funnyjunk are constantly arguing about how much they hate everything.
#40 to #24 - LookSomeJew
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Bitchception
#89 to #24 - anon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
But you must admit, the fact that tumblr posts like this constantly swarm the front page is bitch-worthy.
#73 to #24 - Reeon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Pretty much yeah
#68 to #24 - nnightfire
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(03/03/2013) [-]
I don't like your comment
#25 to #24 - DisgruntledTomato
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(03/03/2013) [-]
I don't usually care about posts from other sites, but when it is the same inane bollocks, it gets dry very quickly.
#26 to #25 - garaichu
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(03/03/2013) [-]
So does complaints bro.

To each their own though, I'll thumb you up to soften the blow.
#55 to #24 - ghettograndpa
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(03/03/2013) [-]
stfu
#72 to #24 - Iloldmypants
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(03/03/2013) [-]
You forgot the part where they steal content from the same people they bitch about.
#3 - geeko
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(03/03/2013) [-]
#10 to #3 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(03/03/2013) [-]
lol Thulium
#29 - crazyolitis
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(03/03/2013) [-]
#36 - Reeon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
"well , at least I have a girlfriend"

#60 - luquaz
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(03/03/2013) [-]
#63 to #60 - bitchplzzz
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(03/03/2013) [-]
What's the element of surprise then?
#66 to #63 - theshadowed
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(03/03/2013) [-]
The chemical symbol is 'Ah!'
#64 to #63 - madmaxx
Reply +2
(03/03/2013) [-]
Oxygen
#65 to #64 - bitchplzzz
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(03/03/2013) [-]
heheheheh
#9 - anon
Reply 0
(03/03/2013) [-]
your username just gave me cancer.
#17 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(03/03/2013) [-]
IT GAVE ME AN ERECTION
#127 to #9 - dreaddune
Reply 0
(03/04/2013) [-]
well, that's unfortunate
#32 to #9 - neighborhood
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(03/03/2013) [-]
At least he has one
#4 - retrochris
Reply +13
(03/03/2013) [-]
dat kid's FW
#39 - aliksander
Reply +8
(03/03/2013) [-]
Clever science puns will always earn a thumb in my book...
Clever science puns will always earn a thumb in my book...
#19 - anon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Your girlfriend has Ho.
Oh wow that was ******* hilarious.
#21 to #19 - yourmomsfacehere
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(03/03/2013) [-]
dumbass if she has 67 protons that means she IS holmium which is a HO, you bitchass 67 proton having Anon fag
#30 to #21 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2013) [-]
>Argentous Fluoride
#49 to #30 - iameli
Reply 0
(03/03/2013) [-]
That would be Ag2F
#59 to #49 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2013) [-]
closeenough.tga