Holmium .'. Pree the tags. A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The anno dont drop that DUNdada
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Holmium .'

A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one
annoying kid and my friend were having a weird
argument about who was better. The annoying
kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to
which I responded, "Whatever. Your girlfriend
has 67 protons." In response, the entire class,
including the teacher, turned their heads to look
at the periodic table on the wall. The element
with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical
symbol "Ho." My teacher was the first to laugh.
C LI C LI WES:
thisa_ :
srsly.
****
Need this on my meg.
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#3 - geeko (03/03/2013) [-]
#10 to #3 - ohemgeezus (03/03/2013) [-]
lol Thulium
#36 - Reeon (03/03/2013) [-]
"well , at least I have a girlfriend"

#60 - luquaz (03/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 to #60 - bitchplzzz (03/03/2013) [-]
What's the element of surprise then?
User avatar #66 to #63 - theshadowed ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
The chemical symbol is 'Ah!'
#64 to #63 - madmaxx (03/03/2013) [-]
Oxygen
User avatar #65 to #64 - bitchplzzz (03/03/2013) [-]
heheheheh
User avatar #11 - ohthreeeleven (03/03/2013) [-]
Why does everyone on tumblr act so completely blown away by anything slightly ironic?

Im done! You win the internet!
Stfu tumblr
User avatar #38 to #11 - yumpod (03/03/2013) [-]
nice pro pic
User avatar #28 to #11 - sammyjankiis (03/03/2013) [-]
Everyone on Tumblr? I think thats a tad bit of an over exaggeration. Y
User avatar #42 to #28 - Lilstow (03/03/2013) [-]
i found the tumblrfag.
User avatar #118 to #42 - sammyjankiis (03/04/2013) [-]
Takes one to know one/
#95 to #11 - jinkazama (03/03/2013) [-]
It's not ironic it's coincidental you ********
#101 to #95 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, it's not ironic or coincidental. There was no coincidence. One guy gave a deliberate response calling the other guy's girlfriend a ho.
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#13 to #11 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 to #13 - ohthreeeleven (03/03/2013) [-]
ironic, funny, weird, sad, anything. I just decided to throw irony in there.
#12 to #11 - niggazoid (03/03/2013) [-]
OMG I'm crying, I cant breathe, I'm so done.
#16 to #11 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
In this case, "ionic".
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
#18 to #16 - RAWRomnomnom (03/03/2013) [-]
Omg, **** , I need this in my favorites. I'm so done with this site. You win the Internet. I can't. What is air. Omg.
#126 to #18 - takenoprisoners (03/04/2013) [-]
what is air
what is air
User avatar #81 to #18 - sprok **User deleted account** (03/03/2013) [-]
Two kinds of people...
User avatar #78 to #16 - JoshBauer (03/03/2013) [-]
im done
my sides
i cant breathe
brb dying
...wut
all my what
somebody give this man a medal
#53 to #16 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
OH MY ******* GOD I AM DYING. I NEED THIS FOR MY BLOG
#122 to #16 - orgasm (03/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#90 to #16 - lamarisagoodname (03/03/2013) [-]
crying
crying
User avatar #128 to #90 - itrollallday (03/04/2013) [-]
dat gif
User avatar #124 to #16 - coolioplasm (03/04/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* done with this webiste
#100 to #16 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
Well actually, in the case of OP, he was talking about an element, which has an equal amount of protons and electrons, balancing out the charge, making it an element. An ion is when the element loses or gains electrons, creating a positive or negative charge, thus making it ionic, so not in this case.
#117 to #16 - unova (03/04/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* done
#129 to #16 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* done with this webiste
#120 to #16 - onewordcomment (03/04/2013) [-]
and FJ makes an even bigger deal out of ironic things
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#44 to #16 - willdoanything has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
your username just gave me cancer.
User avatar #127 to #9 - dreaddune (03/04/2013) [-]
well, that's unfortunate
#17 to #9 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
IT GAVE ME AN ERECTION
#32 to #9 - neighborhood (03/03/2013) [-]
At least he has one
#41 - weirddark (03/03/2013) [-]
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#43 - hoosmcfloop (03/03/2013) [-]
**hoosmcfloop rolled a random image posted in comment #665711 at Friendly ** <-- how gay OP is
#4 - retrochris (03/03/2013) [-]
dat kid's FW
#39 - aliksander (03/03/2013) [-]
Clever science puns will always earn a thumb in my book...
Clever science puns will always earn a thumb in my book...
User avatar #46 - jibbernut (03/03/2013) [-]
Have we become so butthurt that when we see someone else having a good time on the internet it pisses us off?
#48 to #46 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
we dont have any strong feelings one way or the other, we just say it as joke, at least at first we did. then 12 year olds came along and thought we were serious, then hated them for no reason. thus is the story of FJ.
User avatar #92 - IceViper (03/03/2013) [-]
isnt AP chemistry really really ******* hard?
#96 to #92 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
no people mistake AP as harder but it was created for people who learn faster. Although if you do have AP chemistry and it requires 15 pages of notes per class drop it.
#98 to #92 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
Every AP class is designed to better prepare you for college courses basically. It's a lot of reading and/or note taking and expect a quiz almost every class...

Same material you'd learn in other classes just more detailed and at a faster pace.
User avatar #99 to #98 - IceViper (03/03/2013) [-]
i take AP classes but i heard that AP Chemistry is particularly a bitch
User avatar #107 to #99 - downsyndromekitten (03/03/2013) [-]
AP Chem ******* sucked.
Not to mention my teacher was kicked out of Annapolis for being a ****** professor.
User avatar #109 to #107 - IceViper (03/03/2013) [-]
i have a 90 average in honors chem this year so far and my chem teacher said i shouldnt do it because im not good enough. Is he being an asshole (he doesnt like me) or is it really that hard?
User avatar #111 to #109 - downsyndromekitten (03/04/2013) [-]
I had a 99.8 in honors chem.

AP Chem i finished with a 82.4... If that tells you anything.

But then again, my teacher sucked mad penis. It's like he'd assign you to read 30 pages from the in class book. but test you from things on the online college book. go figure.
User avatar #114 to #92 - lordoftheflies (03/04/2013) [-]
Maybe its selective but AP Chem is okay. It has it's challenging moments but nothing that will make me want to drop the class. I've kept a 94+ consistently in my class and as long as you get the concepts then it shouldn't be too bad. You just have to make sure to study or ask for help anytime you don't understand something.
User avatar #116 to #114 - lordoftheflies (03/04/2013) [-]
Also at my school, I hear that AP Physics and AP Calc BC are the hardest. Both of which I'm taking next year.
#115 to #92 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
I skipped regular chem and went straight for it, and I've been passing with a 97 all year long. I don't find it hard at all.
#119 to #92 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
so's my dick, but you don't hear me complaining about it
+3
#47 - admiralamory **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 to #47 - garymotherfinoak (03/03/2013) [-]
I feel you man. I never understood a damn thing past that polyatomic ion ******** .
User avatar #34 - mycatislookingatme (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm not usually one to call re-posts, but this was the first thing I ever had on my favorites.

I mean seriously, this was back when ragecomics wern't cancerous.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2952200/Chemical+winning/
User avatar #56 to #34 - getsheadfromdolan (03/03/2013) [-]
that was 2 years ago
User avatar #23 - DisgruntledTomato (03/03/2013) [-]
How to become a tumblecunt
1) Think of a scenario that only you find amusing
2) Write a nonsensical story about it, in which you come across both witty and intelligent
3) Wait for the brainless drones to reblog and add inane comments "lYke OmG so Done , neED ThIS On MY bloG srS."
4) ????
5) Profit!
User avatar #45 to #23 - electrosaur (03/03/2013) [-]
i just post oc porn
#113 to #23 - anon (03/04/2013) [-]
1)take random picture
2)create some extraordinary fake story about it
3)post it
4)tumblr
User avatar #24 to #23 - garaichu (03/03/2013) [-]
How to become a FunnyJunker;
1: Bitch at everything.
2: Bitch some more.
3: ????
4: Profit.
User avatar #67 to #24 - lasmamoe (03/03/2013) [-]
Exactly. Tumblr seems strangely appealing these days, when all of funnyjunk are constantly arguing about how much they hate everything.
#40 to #24 - LookSomeJew (03/03/2013) [-]
Bitchception
User avatar #25 to #24 - DisgruntledTomato (03/03/2013) [-]
I don't usually care about posts from other sites, but when it is the same inane bollocks, it gets dry very quickly.
User avatar #26 to #25 - garaichu (03/03/2013) [-]
So does complaints bro.

To each their own though, I'll thumb you up to soften the blow.
User avatar #55 to #24 - ghettograndpa (03/03/2013) [-]
stfu
#89 to #24 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
But you must admit, the fact that tumblr posts like this constantly swarm the front page is bitch-worthy.
#73 to #24 - Reeon (03/03/2013) [-]
Pretty much yeah
User avatar #72 to #24 - Iloldmypants (03/03/2013) [-]
You forgot the part where they steal content from the same people they bitch about.
User avatar #68 to #24 - nnightfire ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
I don't like your comment
#31 - dwarfman (03/03/2013) [-]
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#5 - evenx (03/03/2013) [-]
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#85 - greenwithenvy (03/03/2013) [-]
What's the chemical symbol for bitchium? Pms
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