A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they think they need at home.
sst kid says, "A computer".
Teacher replies, "Sure. That would be yew useful."
End kid says, "A new lawn miwer," and gets a similar response from the teacher.
Little Johnny was up and says. "At my house we don' t need nuthin."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "Nope I' m sure! When my sister started dating a Muslim,
I remember Dad saying/ TI/ ell, that' s the last fuckin thing we need."