Needs. . A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they think they need at home. sst kid says, "A computer". Teacher replies, "Sure. That wou
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Needs

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they think they need at home.
sst kid says, "A computer".
Teacher replies, "Sure. That would be yew useful."
End kid says, "A new lawn miwer," and gets a similar response from the teacher.
Little Johnny was up and says. "At my house we don' t need nuthin."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "Nope I' m sure! When my sister started dating a Muslim,
I remember Dad saying/ TI/ ell, that' s the last ****** thing we need."
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Submitted: 03/02/2013
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#1 - waffies ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
<--dads face when
#6 - fuckyocheesecake (03/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#11 - sscuba (03/03/2013) [-]
#31 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I am a Muslim and I am offended by the fact that people could be funny without offending people and yet prefer to use hurtful or offending racist jokes. The world would be a better place if only everyone could be like you OP... If only everyone could be a faggot.
User avatar #37 to #31 - gaiya (03/03/2013) [-]
I happen to be a muslim too, and I agree with what you're saying, but you wont find any of censorship here, this is FJ, and well,i love this site. Please remember that everybody gets ripped on here, jews, blacks, gays, asians, white people, hilbillies, rich people, hobos.... notice that the word " ****** " is used so many times and well, I happen to be black as well. Thing is, I noticed that manyof the people contributing to this site are rather intelligent and opinionated - which leads me to believe that they have a brain, so they can differentiate between a muslim and a terrorist. This is just all in the name of fun... maybe a bunch of sissies hiding behind aliases, who would never have the balls to call this **** to someone's face,but at least it's real. unlike your fox news channel etc. u know what i mean... soooo, let's take it witha pinch of salt.. and if you still dont like it, nothing stops your from leaving. remember, haters gona hate
#32 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#30 - alucardshellhound (03/03/2013) [-]
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#28 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot a " at the end
User avatar #29 to #28 - sketchE ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
he meant to do a quote within a quote. the correct way to do it is "blah blah 'less important blah' blah blah"
#44 - Tyranitar (03/03/2013) [-]
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#9 - pepemex (03/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
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**anonymous rolls 5**/11
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#7 - stepsword (03/03/2013) [-]
Go home, terrorist
Go home, terrorist
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