Needs. . A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they think they need at home. sst kid says, "A computer". Teacher replies, "Sure. That wou Needs A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they think need at home sst kid says "A computer" Teacher replies "Sure That wou
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they think they need at home.
sst kid says, "A computer".
Teacher replies, "Sure. That would be yew useful."
End kid says, "A new lawn miwer," and gets a similar response from the teacher.
Little Johnny was up and says. "At my house we don' t need nuthin."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "Nope I' m sure! When my sister started dating a Muslim,
I remember Dad saying/ TI/ ell, that' s the last fuckin thing we need."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - waffies
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<--dads face when
#22 to #1 - gatodelfuego
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#2 to #1 - huchkizz
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#3 to #2 - waffies
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#4 to #3 - huchkizz
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#5 to #4 - waffies
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#45 to #40 - huchkizz
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#46 to #40 - gatodelfuego
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#6 - fuckyocheesecake
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#39 to #6 - envinite
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Even tough I have a high tolerance about religion jokes, this one is seriously ****** up and not even funny.
User avatar #47 to #39 - fuckyocheesecake
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I'm muslim myself learn to take a joke
#43 to #39 - anon id: 7312c5aa
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lol gtfo moral fag
#42 to #39 - anon id: 264411f0
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"And here on your left, we have the "Everything is wrong" sterotypical duchebag!"

"You can feed it crackers if you like..."
#38 to #6 - ctrlaltdeleet
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Im going to hell
#11 - sscuba
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#31 - anon id: e148fbcf
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I am a Muslim and I am offended by the fact that people could be funny without offending people and yet prefer to use hurtful or offending racist jokes. The world would be a better place if only everyone could be like you OP... If only everyone could be a faggot.
User avatar #35 to #31 - naitsabesh
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if you went on the internet and expected love and acceptance from everyone, then you are not a clever person.
User avatar #37 to #31 - gaiya
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I happen to be a muslim too, and I agree with what you're saying, but you wont find any of censorship here, this is FJ, and well,i love this site. Please remember that everybody gets ripped on here, jews, blacks, gays, asians, white people, hilbillies, rich people, hobos.... notice that the word "******" is used so many times and well, I happen to be black as well. Thing is, I noticed that manyof the people contributing to this site are rather intelligent and opinionated - which leads me to believe that they have a brain, so they can differentiate between a muslim and a terrorist. This is just all in the name of fun... maybe a bunch of sissies hiding behind aliases, who would never have the balls to call this **** to someone's face,but at least it's real. unlike your fox news channel etc. u know what i mean... soooo, let's take it witha pinch of salt.. and if you still dont like it, nothing stops your from leaving. remember, haters gona hate
#32 - felixjarl
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#33 to #32 - neoexdeath
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HEY! Phrasing!
#36 to #32 - anon id: 9091753d
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Good morning teacher a does of merca for ME~ OR ANOTHER SHINGLE ARMAD?? Bike time soon $$$
#30 - alucardshellhound
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#28 - anon id: 2018bc19
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You forgot a " at the end
User avatar #29 to #28 - sketchE
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he meant to do a quote within a quote. the correct way to do it is "blah blah 'less important blah' blah blah"
#44 - Tyranitar
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#9 - pepemex
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**pepemex rolls 2**/11
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**jcftw rolls 4** /11 this is how it's done, son.
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********** rolls 1** /11
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**ferruccio rolls 0** /11
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**waffledinner rolls 2** /11 there you go.
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**alseides rolls 7**/11 i hope i can help....
User avatar #21 to #20 - alseides
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heeeey that's where I buy my cigs :)
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#26 to #9 - anon id: e77c0006
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**anonymous rolls 8**/11
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**anonymous rolls 5**/11
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