Google glasses. . GOOGLE GLASS EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE WITH A GOOGLE GLASSES ' PM GOING TO GO UP TD THEM AND SCREAM "GOOGLE GLASSES: IMAGE SEARCH HORSE . SAFE
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Google glasses

GOOGLE GLASS
EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE WITH A
GOOGLE GLASSES ' PM GOING TO GO
UP TD THEM AND SCREAM "GOOGLE
GLASSES: IMAGE SEARCH HORSE
**** . SAFE SEARCH OFF, OPEN FIRST
50 RESULTS IN NEW TABS....
IWILL THEN RUN EFF INTO THE NIGHT..
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#118 - samxdaxman (03/03/2013) [-]
Go ahead. You'll be the one out in public shouting about horse porn.
#19 - itsallinthefunny (03/02/2013) [-]
by the time you finished the phrase I'm pretty sure they'll have realized
by the time you finished the phrase I'm pretty sure they'll have realized
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#2 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#44 to #2 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
nic meme face comrade
#143 to #44 - corkscrew (03/03/2013) [-]
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#187 to #44 - bigtbone (03/03/2013) [-]
Anon, I don't think you're welcomed here.
Anon, I don't think you're welcomed here.
User avatar #275 to #187 - twatmissile (03/03/2013) [-]
They never were
#262 to #44 - sethja (03/03/2013) [-]
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#276 to #44 - thascomrad (03/03/2013) [-]
Go home.
User avatar #265 to #44 - turdburgalar (03/03/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing at this and I have no idea why
User avatar #267 to #265 - theqsk (03/03/2013) [-]
I keep reading it in a Russian accent.
#268 to #44 - thelonegodilla (03/03/2013) [-]
The 2 most extreme thumbed posts, on the same page.
Ohmy.gif
#279 to #268 - renzard (03/03/2013) [-]
Here ya go.
Here ya go.
#277 to #270 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
http://www . funnyjunk . com/funny_pictures/2682682/CHECK/1#1
#245 to #2 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
very memetastic meme superfriend
#222 to #2 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
Implying this wasn't a joke and that you may have overreacted a tiny bit...
#194 - voltkills ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
before you run off, yell "email first 50 results to all contacts"
before you run off, yell "email first 50 results to all contacts"
#225 to #194 - spartawill (03/03/2013) [-]
That is amazingly eeeevil
#208 to #194 - biot (03/03/2013) [-]
That's an awesome idea!
That's an awesome idea!
#184 - kingantichrist (03/03/2013) [-]
Jokes on you im into that
#86 - failmastergerg ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
or they just say "close all tabs" before they load.   
no fuss  no muss.
or they just say "close all tabs" before they load.
no fuss no muss.
#58 - ironstrike (03/03/2013) [-]
1. I heard this joke revamped numerous times since they announced "Google Glass".

2. Google more than likely thought of ways to prevent people from doing this, the second the very second they got the greenlight for "Google "Glass".

3.) Of course, there's going to be those ding-dongs that are still going to try it the first day these come out. In the end, they'll just look like a mentally-ill tourettes guy that's yelling profanity for no reason.
User avatar #67 to #58 - MitsukiOokami (03/03/2013) [-]
Even if they don't come up with a way to prevent this, it's still easily fixed.
Lift glasses so you don't have to see it, say "Glass, Close all tabs."
#98 - grilledcheeze (03/03/2013) [-]
I would start fapping barbarically.
#107 to #98 - genericnewfag (03/03/2013) [-]
You deserve thumbs for your poetical use of the English language.
#182 - ultimoz (03/03/2013) [-]
What if they were into beasitiality? I definitely am.
What if they were into beasitiality? I definitely am.
User avatar #266 to #182 - alltimetens (03/03/2013) [-]
It's actually spelled bestiality not beastiality

don't ask me how I know this
#50 - arrrbie (03/03/2013) [-]
what will happen to most people who try this before they can finish saying horse 			****
what will happen to most people who try this before they can finish saying horse ****
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#49 - sventrain (03/03/2013) [-]
But it is still funny
But it is still funny
#45 - multiskin (03/03/2013) [-]
what if the person likes it, smiles at you in a horny way, grabs you and whispers "tonight I am going to be the horse, and I'm going in dry"
#26 - GEARBOY (03/03/2013) [-]
"WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL"
User avatar #252 to #26 - mondominiman (03/03/2013) [-]
That would be pretty cool if there was a feature that just threw out random numbers whenever you said that so you go up to a baby say the phrase it spits out 10,412 so you go "sorry man but i have to kill your baby to save mankind"
This was much funnier in my head
User avatar #68 to #26 - memeticman (03/03/2013) [-]
IT'S ABOUT 8,999!
#210 to #26 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
god dammit Gearboy :D
#62 to #26 - graknab (03/03/2013) [-]
Horses ******* , safe search off, with the first 50 results in new tabs
#64 to #26 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
Over $9000
#28 to #26 - anon (03/03/2013) [-]
Nothing you should google it
User avatar #30 to #26 - liquidfunny (03/03/2013) [-]
"OVER 9 INCHES"
#260 - roliga (03/03/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, you're just opening 50 of the same tabs I already had up
User avatar #162 - thereedxd (03/03/2013) [-]
implying i don't like horse **** .
#190 - anonyrnoose (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, because that person is just going to stand there and listen to you scream a paragraph at him.
#224 - funmanigro (03/03/2013) [-]
this is what i'll do when i buy one
1. disassemble the glasses
2. remove the IR filter from the camera
3. install a VIS filter
4. reassembl it
5. use that in with my IR flaslight

BOOM, i can see through some clothing.


User avatar #239 to #224 - someponynew (03/03/2013) [-]
Random internet man I love you.
#271 to #239 - funmanigro (03/03/2013) [-]
i know that my grammar/spelling wasnt too great, it IS my second language you know.
User avatar #272 to #271 - someponynew (03/03/2013) [-]
Not that, but the ideas...
#273 to #272 - funmanigro (03/03/2013) [-]
i got the idea because photography is a hobby of mine, and i've been experimenting with IR photography with my NEX, and i found out that if the filter is strong enough and there is enough IR light (say, like from the sun on a clear day) the camera can actually penetrate though some fabrics, with a little photoshopping, this works perfectly.
User avatar #221 - semilunarknight (03/03/2013) [-]
I fear that these will drastically increase the number of public wanker sightings.
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