ouch!!!!. The kiwi is a flightless bird found only in New Zealand. They're around the size of a chicken, and lay the largest eggs in relation to their body size
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The kiwi is a flightless bird found only in New Zealand. They're around the size of a chicken, and lay the largest eggs in relation to their body size of any bird in the world. Their eggs can be up to 20% of the females body weight - the equivalent of a 130 pound woman giving birth to a 26 pound baby.

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#1 - bamboole (03/02/2013) [-]
KIWI? I just see a skeleton and an egg
User avatar #23 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/03/2013) [+] (9 replies)
According to the Old Testament, Childbirth hurts so much has a consequence of Original Sin. Eve ate from the tree, and God punished her, in part, with that.

Which brings me to my question

What the **** did that bird do to cheese off God?
User avatar #4 - wambamtymama (03/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
live in new Zealand here guys. Ok no jokes the kiwi is like your ****** retarded brother. cant do anything right and allways need your help. they cant do **** . worst bird ever
#7 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Kiwi is my favorite bird, Kakapo is my second favorite.    
   
These are two of the most useless, defenseless birds existing... but they are the best birds
Kiwi is my favorite bird, Kakapo is my second favorite.

These are two of the most useless, defenseless birds existing... but they are the best birds
User avatar #28 - yoloswaggins (03/03/2013) [-]
New Zealand: Our national animal is an endangered, semi-blind, flightless, nocturnal bird which eats worms and insects.

**** yeah New Zealand!
#26 - hugsta (03/03/2013) [-]
#2 - gayboard (03/02/2013) [-]
So cwute. c:
#18 - Mahazama (03/03/2013) [-]
When I hear Kiwi....
#29 - motherfuckingkenji (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now imagine you are that bird.   
Imagine shoving that huge thing out your bird vagina.   
   
Wouldn't feel very good, now would it?
Now imagine you are that bird.
Imagine shoving that huge thing out your bird vagina.


Wouldn't feel very good, now would it?
User avatar #35 - liftplus (03/03/2013) [+] (12 replies)
i hate how this is my country's national animal i mean who gives a **** about birds
User avatar #36 to #35 - KingDingAling (03/03/2013) [-]
How do you think we feel. We eat our national animal (Kangaroo) lol
User avatar #6 - waffies ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<--- Kiwi = one of the best birds
#65 - repugnantpug (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
it's cuz we ******* lift!
#59 - Loppytaffy (03/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And I thank Humon for already knowing this.
#69 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 - cazabrow (03/03/2013) [-]
dat ass..
User avatar #22 - rdangerdash ONLINE (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Kiwis are cute but they are also pathetic and really good at dying. Seriously, they need to be looked after constantly so the entire species doesn't die out. Kea, on the other hand, are badasses who are considered to be one of the worlds smartest birds and spend a lot of their spare time ******* with humans and destroying their stuff.
User avatar #5 - misticalz ONLINE (03/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
No no no.

That is a Moa. They were a giant species of bird from New Zealand that died several hundred years ago

Somebody please remember this thread.
#44 - pheonixinstinct (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
am i the only one that thinks it looks like a small version of this fake bird?
User avatar #20 - locnex ONLINE (03/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #21 to #20 - spamalope (03/03/2013) [-]
I remember seeing this on nicktoons
#8 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2013) [-]
Hilarious.
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