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#4 - xenome
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Richest kid in the world and has a bad birthday... wtf is wrong with this spoilt little cunt
#5 to #4 - chronovi
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Firstly he earned his money, and his birthday may of been ruined because, he might of got a crap ton of hate, he might not of spent it with family, something in his life could of emotionally effected him like a death or family issues.
I don't get why so many people hate JB, hell I don't like his music but I don't hate his guts for that, could some tell me and give me a good reason to hate him so much?
#7 to #5 - tochas
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(03/02/2013) [-]
he earned his money, he didn't ******* earn it he got it by looking "cute" and having no talent whatsoever.
#54 to #7 - turboderp
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He post a video on youtube, and girls happen to like it. He get a contract, and he earn money by singing, and lessing **** with his name/picture on it.

No matter how ****** jalous you are, it doesn't make him a bad person just because he's a star in his area of music. You can't change that fact. You might not like his music, hell I know I don't, but I also doubht you're a teenage girl. His music is focused to sell on teenage girls, mostly.

So stop being such a whining pussy. He, as everyone else, can have a bad day. I can ******* assure you you would have gone crazy if 50 random strangers was forcing their cameras in your face 24/7.

Grow up. "I don't like that, so everyone who does is ******* retarded and deserve nothing else but a painfull and horrifying death to themself and all their loved ones" -This is how you sound.
#164 to #54 - akkere
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(03/03/2013) [-]
All bitchery aside, to say he earned every cent of the vast fortune he's made from such mediocre talent is pretty stupid in itself.

Everyone having a big stick up their ass about Bieber since whenever the **** needs to learn to get over themselves, but those that say Bieber's earned all the money he makes has never seen what talent actually is.
#224 to #54 - toosexyforyou
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Bro just read those 2 replies you got to this comment, you're not going to find an intelligent conversation here especially since the thumbs agree with them. They are just stating their opinions as if they're facts.
#189 to #54 - anon
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Our jealousy doesn't make him a bad person, but the fact that he knowingly targets an audience with no musical taste does. In contrast, I don't like Macs, but I can concede that Apple is not a scam organization; it just serves different needs than mine.

"Did you get your money by...pandering to men's vices or men's stupidity? By catering to fools in the hope of getting more than your ability deserves? By lowering your standards? By doing work you despise for purchasers you scorn? If so your money will not bring you a moment's or a penny's worth of joy."
#6 to #5 - junglebook
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I personally have no problem with JB. The problem I have is his whiny ******* 11 year old pre-pubescent fans who do not shut the **** up about him.
#10 to #6 - adamannater
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Yeah every post is flooded with JB posts. No matter where I look, its people complaining about JB, im at the end of my rope!

Oh wait. This is the first JB post in weeks.
#11 to #10 - junglebook
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I'm not just on about funnyjunk, I'm on about twitter, facebook and everything.
#8 to #6 - chronovi
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(03/02/2013) [-]
I agree.
#17 to #5 - jusmumbo
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(03/02/2013) [-]
The people who actually hate him, it's mostly to do with the fact that there is an age that is 'acceptable' to be successful in music which is about somewhere in the 30s after several years of hard work. While Justin seems like a smartass little **** who took the short cut (in that view). It attracts huge amounts of envy to become successful at such a young age (Zuckerberg), but it attracts hate mostly in the form of music.
"The little faggot with the earing and the make up, yeah buddy that's his own hair, the little faggot got his own jet air plane, the little faggot he's a millionaire" - Money for Nothing by the Dire Straits.
The bandwagon of hate that is against this kid has become so dogmatic and traditional that one is a social pariah if they feel against it or feel neutral.
I get accused of being a member of his fanclub for simply questioning the hate.
#56 to #17 - turboderp
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I really don't get why people feel the urge to tell everyone how much they hate him. And if you by chance ask for a reason, it's usually something like "he's a fag" "he doesn't got any talent" etc. etc.. And it's just dumb.

I don't like his music, so I don't listen to it. But some people (alot accualy.. Mostly teenage girls I'd think..). If someone doesn't like his music, who the **** are they to think noone should be allowed to listen to it? I don't like peas, but I don't hate everyone that eats them..

People say they hate him mostly because they're jealous. Most of them don't dare to admit it, but it glows from their faces. They have no reason to hate him whatsoever. If he want to spend his money on a jet, a car or whatever, who are we to judge him? I ******* bought myself a car last year. If I had the money for a 1000000$ car I would buy that aswell. Sadly I didn't, that doesn't mean he shouldn't be allowed to. **** people who hates everything. Just ******* be happy, look on the bright side of things instead of spending all your time searching for the darker things.

Tho, I can understand how people can HATE most of his fans. They're goddamn annoying, and most of them are childish as ****. Really, I hate his fans, or as most people would say "believers" or something..
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#60 to #17 - TimeWarpRaped
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I used to hate him not because of the **** he got or how successful he is, but because he made ****** music and worked with some of my favorite artists and ****** their music and reputations. I now just don't mind, since someone enjoys him somewhere.
#249 to #60 - turboderp
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Well, it's not his faulth that those artists worked with him tho.. Can't really blame him for that :/
#257 to #249 - TimeWarpRaped
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know. He's signed under Def Jam Island. Which is one half heavy rap and the other pop and other things. Which is why he with other people I actually enjoy, because they're signed to def jam. It's this whole pussification of our nation's culture and it's music recently that just ****** everything good (subjective to each his how) that we all had.
#222 to #5 - toosexyforyou
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You got about 7 of those thumbs down from people who read your comment and then the rest from people joining the bandwagon of hate. I brought you up 1 point though so there's hope.
#14 to #5 - anon
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Honestly? He is just fun to hate. It's that simple.
#105 to #4 - kyfvini
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All I need to be happy at my birthday is my gf, friends and family around. It doesnt matter being the richest faggot in the world; I actually think his life must be pretty ******* sad. Imagine more than half of the world wanting you dead.

I hate bieber as much as all of you, but still, there are plenty of stories of rich people being unhappy. Money cant buy love, or friendships, or the things that actually matter in life. Money is just there to make you buy **** that, 99% of the cases, you dont even need. Many of us (including myself) have to try to survive in life... But I feel like a happy person. And a lucky person. Sometimes we just need to press the "stop" button and appreciate what we have.
#55 to #4 - anon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Money doesn't buy happiness you stupid ****
#239 to #55 - anon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
that's just something poor people say.

i bet everybody that the moment they reach a big sum of cash they will never want to go back to the poor live
#195 to #55 - thatevanguy
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(03/03/2013) [-]
That's ********, it's hard to have a good time when you have no friends AND you're poor as ****.

I'd rather have money, at least I could buy a decent computer, some games, and a pizza and celebrate my own birthday my way.
#200 to #195 - toosexyforyou
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(03/03/2013) [-]
You don't seem bright enough to be rich enough to actually find out the answer to that.
#203 to #200 - thatevanguy
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Pardon me? The answer to what exactly, I don't seem to remember addressing or posing a question in my previous statement.


Please elaborate on your claim.
#212 to #203 - toosexyforyou
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(03/03/2013) [-]
"I'd rather have money, at least I could buy a decent computer, some games, and a pizza and celebrate my own birthday my way."

Since you don't have money, then you wouldn't know the answer to how happy you would be with money. I assumed you don't have money because you said that you can't afford pizza.
#214 to #212 - thatevanguy
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I've had money before, and believe me, it makes you feel much happier.


There's something called Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, which relates to the needs for a person, and consequently, the higher your basic needs are achieved, the more successful and thus happy you will be in life. In the United States at least, you cannot achieve even the most basic needs (food, water, shelter) without money, and will likely die without intervention from the state or family members.

Have a look, and then tell me money doesn't buy happiness: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs
#161 to #4 - infamoustrapper
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(03/03/2013) [-]
implying that just because youre rich you have to be happy all the time...
#9 to #4 - frolacosta
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(03/02/2013) [-]
It was something to do with the paparazzi being dicks or something
#31 to #4 - awsomepk
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Maybe it's because money and fame don't buy everything. All the kid needs is a real friend and all he gets are people who like him because he's famous and has money.

I don't like his music, but have a little humanity you dick
#187 to #31 - ilovehitler
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Money may not buy friends, but it can buy prostitutes, which are kinda the same thing.
#160 to #31 - dbrak
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(03/03/2013) [-]
I... I love you...
#32 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Okay, I don't know about you guys, but seriously, how could you have a bad birthday if you're a ******* millionaire? He has MILLIONS of dollars and just as many women ******* masturbating to the sound of him breathing, and he has a bad birthday. How the ****? And the WORST birthday no less.   
   
Come on, if everyone in a low income household (Mine) can have good birthdays, a ******* millionaire should be able to.
Okay, I don't know about you guys, but seriously, how could you have a bad birthday if you're a ******* millionaire? He has MILLIONS of dollars and just as many women ******* masturbating to the sound of him breathing, and he has a bad birthday. How the ****? And the WORST birthday no less.

Come on, if everyone in a low income household (Mine) can have good birthdays, a ******* millionaire should be able to.
#57 to #32 - turboderp
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(03/03/2013) [-]
If you tried to selebrate your birthday with 50 strangers forcing a camera in your face the whole day you would be pretty upset aswell.

Now, I'm not a fan of his, but he's still a human being, a boy.

Also, I really hope you wasn't serious with that comment, it's just plain stupid.
#62 to #57 - anon
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He's 19. He's a man. And no, the fact that you don't like him doesn't make him anything else. He's legally an adult in many countries.
#65 to #62 - turboderp
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meh, in my opinion you're not a man the day you turn 18..
But fair enough, legally you're a man..

What you ment with "And no, the fact that you don't like him doesn't make him anything else. He's legally an adult in many countries. " I can't say I understand, but I guess it has something with he's an adult wether I liek it or not.. I'm okay with that.
#33 to #32 - Reeon [OP]
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(03/03/2013) [-]
My exact thoughts , I mean cmon hes literally filthy rich. **** going out , stay home and buy **** all day
#63 to #32 - leglesslegolegolas
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Once you're used to being a millionaire, it becomes no big deal.
#169 to #32 - dtcrawl
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Happiness is relative. Think about it like this


If you were living off ten million dollars a year for 20 years, and then suddenly you lost your job and now you have to live off of just 100,000 dollars a year, you're gonna be unhappy. even though you still make six figures, you're used to making 10 million. Same concept I suppose
#220 to #32 - theguyishere
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Maybe its because he realized that his friends arent really his friends but only like him for his money and fame. When you're poor your friends like you for you not your money. Maybe thats why he hated his birthday.
Maybe its because he realized that his friends arent really his friends but only like him for his money and fame. When you're poor your friends like you for you not your money. Maybe thats why he hated his birthday.
#242 to #220 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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#87 to #32 - shrike
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Money can't buy happiness his boyfriend left him
#34 to #32 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Apparently money doesn't buy happiness.

I blame human emotions.
#35 to #34 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Then why doesn't he spend the day with his family or something?
#48 to #35 - lolzordz
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(03/03/2013) [-]
because the moneys gone to his head by now
#218 to #48 - Visual
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So that would be considered his fault for being a cunt and has no right to complain.
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#104 to #36 - psykojet
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(03/03/2013) [-]
{insert Daniel Tosh's Jet Ski theory here}
#47 to #32 - dalokan ONLINE
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(03/03/2013) [-]
His boyfriend left him.

He's through the mourning period right now.
#210 - SHAMU
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Why on earth do people "favorite" these tweets? Honestly what are they gonna do go back to it or something?
#234 to #210 - anon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
I like to post as anonymous, log in, favorite what I wrote, log back out, and then check back at a later time to see if anyone bothered to reply to an anon or if my comment was poorly received.

I also have a specific pro-wasp argument to copy/paste into any anti-wasp content I happen upon favorited for quick access.
#253 to #234 - SHAMU
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Did you just do that exact same thing with this comment?
#219 to #210 - sliferzpwns
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Heh, heh heh, faved
#217 to #210 - xlthegamelx
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Favorited your comment.
#221 to #217 - SHAMU
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Touché.
Touché.
#129 - mitchimusk
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(03/03/2013) [-]
My 16th birthday is this next Friday. But lucky me, I get a port put into my chest Monday so I can resume chemotherapy Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I'll be so sick Friday I won't even want to leave my house. I doubt that's the worst, but I guarantee it's worse than this fag's
#190 to #129 - anon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Okay I know this is weird, but I deleted my account a while ago after the Incident with The Oatmeal, and I just decided to drift over today. I hope you dont think Im joking, but I looked down at my port scar today and felt really.. I don't know. It's not really a words thing. Anyways. I know your birthday is bound to be suck as hell, I hope something amazing happens that really brightens your day and makes your birthday better. I know how it feels to feel absolutely terrible like that. I'll keep you in my hopes, even though I have no idea who you are. Happy almost birthday, though, Okay? Stay strong ☆
#152 to #129 - ButtonFly
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(03/03/2013) [-]
That really bites.
I ran the risk of being sick on my birthday (different reasons) and I can't tell you the relief I felt when I found out I'd be completely fine for that day.

Be sure you go out and celebrate either an early or belated birthday. Sounds like you deserve a party, even if it might not be on the right day.
#153 to #129 - LoveAmorAi
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Happy Early Birthday!!
#130 to #129 - Reeon [OP]
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Happy early birthday bro , just remember that patrick loves you
Happy early birthday bro , just remember that patrick loves you
#131 to #129 - thesovereigngrave
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Well, that sucks.    
   
Here, happy early birthday, have some cute baby sloths.
Well, that sucks.

Here, happy early birthday, have some cute baby sloths.
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#106 to #98 - zafara
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Because we hate him?
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#115 to #111 - zafara
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Which would be why we hate him. Jelousy.
#122 to #115 - anon
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no, because he's spoiled and doesn't know what it's like for those who have nothing.
#125 to #122 - Leopard
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he didn't have much before being famous. He was normal
#124 to #122 - zafara
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Yeah, that's a better answer.
#223 to #98 - crawlingdisaster
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12 year olds
#166 - satanisgod **User deleted account**
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#213 to #166 - enorus
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Happy birthday, Justin Beaver!
#172 to #166 - Ulmer
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(03/03/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
#167 to #166 - Reeon [OP]
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Happy birthday .. uh ... satanisgod


I think i know why some people might not want to wish you happy birthday
#180 - brettyoke
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(03/03/2013) [-]
I guess he didn't get that vibrator he wanted after all.

>hfw
#21 - asimplepotato
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(03/02/2013) [-]
Dont freaking mention him. The more we ignore him the less famous he gets.
#22 to #21 - Reeon [OP]
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I dont think he'l get less famous , I doubt any of his fans will see this.Most of them are teenage girls or swag fags
#24 to #22 - asimplepotato
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Seen alot of pictures including him and insults or pictures which makes him look bad, BUT it just remind us of him. The picture instead of making him worse, is spreading his name. We are bringing him back. We are making his name more favous and known.

I would personally much rather not see a picture involving his name then a picture including him and a fail.
#191 - marinepenguin
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(03/03/2013) [-]
He **** himself on his birthday, the picture of his "diaper pants" is actually him wearing a hood as pants because he soiled himself.
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#138 to #66 - anon
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u mad, permavirgin neckbeard?

This is ******* ridiculous, you faggots stalk him on Twitter now?
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#197 to #66 - CupcakeMaster
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Someone should rap this.